/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18387188]

What is your worst grocery store experience?

[Anonymous No.18387196]

Are people really this autistic? Just get your items and if people are in the way, ask them to move. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.18387200]

A chav was refused alcohol because he didn't have any ID, so he started just throwing cans and broccoli n shit at the cashier (who, being a yorkshire woman, was unfazed)

[Anonymous No.18387219]

>>18387188
In South America people outright just ignored me and refused to acknowledge my existence. I tried paying for some stuff but the cashier didn't even look at me and ignored me when I spoke to her. Left without buying anyhting
Another old lady at a Bodega just started cleaning her shop ignoring me when I tried paying for some stuff.
Street vendors and other small merchants also would randomly play with their phones or eat from a Tupperware container while dealing with you. Spics set up shops and just refuse to work, weird

[Anonymous No.18387220]

My foot was ran over by a shopping cart when I was in middle school.
I was bleeding from it and then I suddenly started vomiting everywhere.
A clerk took me to one of the back rooms to help me lay down and said:
"Alright, little girl, just tell me your name".
I could barely gasp out between vomiting sessions that I was actually a boy.

First and last time anything like this happened.
I'm kinda glad they don't really use metal shopping carts anymore.

[Anonymous No.18387224]

>>18387188
I worked at one for like two weeks in the bakery. One of the worst jobs I have done.

[Anonymous No.18387228]

Working at one

[Anonymous No.18387234]

>>18387219

>white boomer sexpat walks into a store.

"GIVE-O ME EL BEANS-O."

[Anonymous No.18387241]

>>18387188
I live in Florida and when the snowbirds come down here they all park in the fire land in front of publix because they don't want to find a parking spot and walk 5 extra feet.
literally the actually handicapped people have to walk further than them.
around january I couldn't take it anymore and I snapped and started screaming at this guy in the publix liquor store to get the fuck out of my state and kept calling him a fucking faggot and said I'll fuck his ass up etc. etc. as I was walking into the store
I was standing at the counter fucking shaking and could barely talk and the poor cashier lady just rang my shit up and didn't say a word.
I didn't go back there for a few months

[Anonymous No.18387259]

>>18387196
>Getting near people.
>Talking to them.
Anon, this will not flatten the curve.

[Anonymous No.18387284]

>>18387188
The food choices in that pic are clever.

[Anonymous No.18387287]

>>18387284
The sheep is in a wool sweater.

[Anonymous No.18387288]

I went yesterday and they were out of the peanuts I like. And I really like peanuts.

[Anonymous No.18387295]

>>18387188
The only thing that comes to mind was when I was in Marks and Spencer’s aged 19. I spent ages picking a nice wine for a date then the checkout assistant refused to accept my provisional driver’s licence as ID. Fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.18387304]

Homeless guy shitting in the toilet-paper isle. I will never understand these people

[Anonymous No.18387306]

>>18387188
>be me, AvPD obese tranny
>started medically transitioning only 6 months before the pandemic started, so have very little social experience post-transition
>want to stop eating so much crap delivery, and get some basic socialization, so decide to go to the grocery store
>Wait until late at night because i'm anxious about going
>end up going to a whole foods, sit in the car for about 20-30 minutes trying to will myself up to go inside, hoping it will get less crowded but there are a ton of people going in and out
>with about 15-20 minutes until the store closes, i decide to just go inside anyway
>feel intense anxiety for being a tranny in public
>there are people everywhere so i'm super nervous and feel super guilty whenever someone comes near me, which is often since the grocery store has a lot of people inside
>with just a few minutes to spare, bring my stuff over to the self checkout
>manage to fit all my groceries into 1 bag, with the fragile eggs on top
>go to pay with the touch screen and the bag tips over and the eggs fall out
>oh my god i just broke a cartoon of eggs everywhere right before close the employees probably hate me so much
>look down, thankfully the eggs landed in a lil garbage can next to the check out and broke inside
>store clerk comes over and is sympathetic, goes to get me more eggs
>i stand there feeling like a subhuman monsterous burden on society
>took every ounce of willpower i had to not start wailing in the middle of a busy whole foods
>clerk comes back and i pay for eggs, she says "thank you" as i leave
>cry and wail like a baby in my car for some time
I didn't go back to a grocery store for like another 9 months

[Anonymous No.18387310]

>>18387304
A homeless guy in Edinburgh cut off his penis, walked into a fish and chip shop and asked them to deep fry it.

[Anonymous No.18387312]

Great example of real life deadlock

[Anonymous No.18387339]

>>18387306
>feel super guilty whenever someone comes near me
I don't get this.
there was a lady using the scratch off machine the other day and I was standing like 10 feet behind her and every 5 seconds she would turn around and go SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! ILL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY IN A MINUTE! SORRY! IM SOOOOO SORRY!
I was just like.... you're fine....
I've started telling these people "you don't have to be sorry" because everyone is constantly saying sorry to me just for existing in the same room. it's weird.

[Anonymous No.18387342]

>>18387310
Did they?

[Anonymous No.18387349]

>>18387288
why is her child black

[Anonymous No.18387350]

>>18387342
Yes. I can’t find the article where he asked them to deep fry it but here’s one reporting the incident.

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/FISH+%26+CHOPS+SHOCK%3B+Severed+penis+horror.-a067469228

[Anonymous No.18387351]

>>18387349
Because the dad is colored that way.

[Anonymous No.18387353]

>>18387188
Just stand next to them until they feel bad and fuck off from whatever they're blocking.

[Anonymous No.18387356]

>>18387220
>that I was actually a boy.
ywnbab

[Anonymous No.18387359]

>>18387220
I used to get mistaken for a girl up until around the age of eight. It really fucks with you as a kid. Thank Christ I didn’t turn into a tranny as a result unlike this guy >>18387306

[Anonymous No.18387365]

>>18387339
it comes from having fucked up parents that get mad at you for no good reason

[Anonymous No.18387369]

>>18387306
christ you sound pathetic, get a grip of yourself

[Anonymous No.18387376]

>>18387196
i usually stand over them and they move

[Anonymous No.18387380]

>>18387376
>Expecting me to move when you have a Danger Noodle in need to pets.
You fool.

[Anonymous No.18387391]

>>18387369
i'm much better off now, thanks for your concern. i agree it was quite pathetic

[Anonymous No.18387404]

when I was a little kid I lost my teddy bear at the local grocery store. they found it when they were sweeping that night and called my mom so we could come back and get it.

[Anonymous No.18387409]

>In Tesco Express
>Hobo walks in
>Stumbling about out his nut on spice or some shit.
>Grabs literally 20 packs of ham
>Shoves it in a bag
>Goes to walk out
Let's have some fun
>Shout OI YOU
>Tackle the homeless man
>Get him in a choke for the fans watching
> Getting punched in the leg
No biggy
> OI E'S GOT A NEEDLE
Literally stabbed up on my leg by a junkie's needle

I waited three months for a conclusively negative test, he got a year in jail

>Cunt only wanted some ham.
Never come to Glasgow.

[Anonymous No.18387413]

>>18387409
You’re a bawbag for intervening, should have seen it coming. Glad you are ok though.

[Anonymous No.18387416]

>>18387413
I went for the Hollywood moment. Never again.

[Anonymous No.18387419]

Of all time? Probably when I was four and tipped over a full cart with my 2-year-old brother in the upper part. Blood and broken eggs everywhere. He's fine now. Probably doesn't even remember it.

My general every day worst grocery store experience? Usually the checkout line. It's gotten so much worse since the pandemic, too. I used to pride myself on picking the fastest lane using a combination of keen observation, cashier evaluation, shopper evaluation and more. These days, every line is a total clusterfuck. What's worse is when a new cashier will open up a lane and take the person in the back, the person who has been waiting the LEAST amount of time and is also acting the most inconvenienced. Retards also can't understand the hopper system for multilane self-checkout systems, and I hate stores who don't tape off a line on the ground or put up some sort of rope-lane system. Any time I'm required to rely on the civility and self-awareness of others is basically my worst grocery store experience.

[Anonymous No.18387438]

>>18387416

[Anonymous No.18387444]

i slaved at one for 5 years

[Anonymous No.18387448]

>>18387438
I was working in Paisley when that happened. I know a guy Stevie who attacked a terrorist that day, just a week after his wife died.

[Anonymous No.18387719]

Wasn't bad at all.
>Be 12 or 13
>Be at Supermarket
>Employees wear grey t-shirts with yellow trim and black pants
>Happen to be wearing a grey tshirt with some yellow on it and shorts
>Not the same but a bit similar to employee tshirt
>Some old Indian guy thinks I work at supermarket and asks me where something is
>I for some reason don't tell him I don't work there
>I say I'm not sure and walk to the end of aisle with him and look at the signage
>Find the aisle for what he's looking for and direct him down there
>He says thank you and I just walk off
>Mfw

[Anonymous No.18387731]

>>18387288

[Anonymous No.18387737]

>>18387731

[Anonymous No.18387740]

I fuckin hate old cunts who think the grocery store is the prime spot to have a reunion with some long lost old friend.

[Anonymous No.18387751]

>>18387196
>Are people really this autistic?
the average person still thinks money was a good idea.
do you really need to ask?

[Anonymous No.18387770]

>>18387196
I always say “honk honk, comin’ through!” and smile and wink when I do it.

[Anonymous No.18387771]

>>18387306
>feel intense anxiety for being a tranny in public
hen dress like the gender you actually are instead of the one you fantasize about being, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.18387777]

>>18387241
What a lunatic you are.

[Anonymous No.18387780]

A hispanic woman hit my cart and knocked my shit out in the parking lot

[Anonymous No.18387814]

>>18387780
must've been mortifying to shit yourself right there in the parking lot, i feel for you Anon

[Anonymous No.18387843]

>>18387780
Must have been embarrassed getting knocked out by a woman.

[Anonymous No.18387846]

>walk into a Tesco
>it's freakishly quiet
>I go "wow, it's really quiet in here" to the person I'm with
>Lady nearby gets really angry at us
>it was 11am on 11th November.

[Anonymous No.18387856]

>>18387846
why would bongs care about 9/11

[Anonymous No.18387864]

>>18387771
you don't understand anon, i have large breasts and a fat ass, male clothes don't fit me properly anymore
anyway it was just social anxiety, nobody actually treats me poorly i was just nervous at the time

[Anonymous No.18387867]

>Store assistant was doing the final 80% reductions of the shelf where the almost-out-of-date food was.
>people standing around waiting for the wagie to finish
>lady walks up to the shelf, dumps half of it in her trolley
>walks up to the assistant and starts handing her items one by one out the trolley to reduce.

God that shit gets me angry. I think now they're told not to reduce anything handed to them and if they get hassled too much, they do the reductions in the back rooms and either wait until the people go or all the reduced stuff goes to staff.

[Anonymous No.18387901]

>>18387856
He said November, idiot. 7/11, the national day of the Slurpee.

[Anonymous No.18387914]

>>18387188
Worked at a Kroger, then quit when their bullshit scheduling kept cutting into the college time we'd agreed on.

Went to the store right after I quit and took a new job, browsing for food. Old manager, who was an asshole, walks up to me. Tries making small talk. I try to make it clear I am not interested in anything but making a quick purchase.

"Hey, listen, we're swamped. I have an extra shirt in the back. Can you maybe do me a solid and hop on a register?"

'No.'

This asshole always had a thing about being told 'no' by a subordinate.You usually had to go above his head to get him to back off on a request, because he believed he was a master negotiator.

"Please?"

'No.'

"It'd really help us out." he's following me as I shop and get my last few things.

'I did my two weeks, and I have plans for tonight. No.'

"Come on."

'No. Now leave me alone.'

I go to check out and decide to get a few things somewhere else. Ex-Man follows me.

"It'd really help us out, and we just need four or so hours."

'Are you listening to yourself? I quit. I put in my two weeks. You treated me and other new hires like crap, that's why everyone's left.'

This goes on ad nauseum as I try to pay for my things- it's a long line, because lots of people have quit because of a combination of crappy pay, bad conditions, and this asshole. He tries to bring the cashier into this, and she just gives me this look as he's going on and on about "being a team player", the kind of look you get from a retail worker that you're never sure if they're silently asking you to just non-fatally wound them so they can leave early, or just mercy kill them.

I finally get done, and he blocks the exit out of the store. "I need four hours from you."

'Move.'

"I just need four hours, then you can leave."

I had a crappy flip phone at the time, and pulled it out. 'Move, or I call the cops.'

"Anon, you're being unreasonable, I just need you to pitch in four hours."

[Anonymous No.18387921]

>>18387196
'oi cunt scuse me i'm troyiuna get sum heinz beanz for da queenz

[Anonymous No.18387928]

>>18387224
how so? seems comfy. I used to fanaticize about working in a bakery, not having to interact with too many people and getting to make bread seems fun

[Anonymous No.18387931]

>>18387914
how do so many mentally ill people worm their way into middle management?
t. tranny middle manager

[Anonymous No.18387933]

>>18387188
I finally got it, it's funny because niggers don't listen to metal!

[Anonymous No.18387940]

>>18387740
Cunts stand in the middle of the aisle and turn their trolleys sideways to block the lane and then get pissed because they have to move them so everyone else can walk pass. Fuck those cunts.

[Anonymous No.18387946]

>>18387940
>trolleys
kys you harry potter ass fruitcake

[Anonymous No.18387950]

>>18387946
Piss off you knob

[Anonymous No.18387958]

>>18387914
I start dialing the local police- the number was in my phone because we had an incident at the store where someone threatened to come back with a gun.

I get on the line with someone and tell them about what's happening when he starts grabbing for the phone in my hand. When the police arrived he made up a story about me smashing things and trying to steal shit.

Three testimonies from two customers and said cashier later, he was walked out of the store in cuffs for attempted theft, unlawful detainment, and filing a false police report.

He pled guilty, got fired. I decided against suing because of how long it would take, how little I could ask for, and the fact that I was pretty content to see the asshole gone. He got thirty days and six months community service. The Kroger closed several months afterward.

And that's why I'm never doing grocery store work again.

[Anonymous No.18387960]

last winter while the mask mandates in grocery stores weren't really being enforced here in chicago a woman started shouting that my ex was "assaulting her" by walking past her without a mask. She made sure to keep repeating herself and a couple of people gawked but no one cared, we got our stuff and laughed about it in the car ride home.

[Anonymous No.18387964]

>>18387958
How is that your worst experience? It's a wagie revenge fantasy.

[Anonymous No.18387966]

>>18387931
Op of the long story here.

I think I had a trans manager at Gamestop. I never confirmed, because I didn't really want to ask.

S/he was okay, given that she only was allowed to work with us three weeks before another manager came on, who lasted for four, and so on.

Gamestop isn't a career I'd recommend either, btw.

[Anonymous No.18387971]

>>18387310
That's just normal Scottish cuisine

[Anonymous No.18387976]

>>18387964
I didn't want revenge. I wanted to get my stuff, get out, and go home without having some idiot who thinks he's "a divinely inspired negotiator" try to wheedle me into doing free work for him and block the door with his fat ass.

Yes, he did call himself a divinely inspired negotiator. Claimed to hear Jesus telling him what to say several times.

[Anonymous No.18387990]

>>18387966
Did she quit, get fired or transferred? Were there tranny antics or was she relatively normal?

[Anonymous No.18387997]

>>18387241
>I live in Florida
>story ends with him tweaking out over Jew Yorkers
Pottery. When I lived in AZ the amount of snowbirds pulling stupid shit in traffic drove me insane, already coupled with the awful geriatric drivers of Surprise. Now I am the snowbird

[Anonymous No.18388001]

>>18387990
She was good, desu. I mean, she wasn't bringing donuts in everyday, but she knew everyone was there to get a paycheck and wasn't a bitch about what needed to get done, and understood there was a difference between what corporate wanted and what we could do, which was a plus.

And as to what happened, I have no clue. My understanding is that they shuffle gamestop managers more often than casinos shuffle decks. Wish she could have stayed, because the others had no understanding of games (i.e. trying to sell xbox 360 games to a ps3 owner) and were obsessed with selling membership cards.

[Anonymous No.18388005]

>>18388001
probably got fired for not selling enough membership cards

[Anonymous No.18388006]

>>18388001
What in the fuckery? T B H gets autocorrected to desu?

[Anonymous No.18388007]

>>18387306
lol

[Anonymous No.18388009]

>>18388006
newfag detected. where did you learn about 4chan and how long have you been here?

[Anonymous No.18388015]

>>18388009
I'm not a fag, bro, I've been here for months.

[Anonymous No.18388023]

>>18387241
Based.

[Anonymous No.18388025]

>>18387737
saved

[Anonymous No.18388033]

>>18387310
kek

[Anonymous No.18388039]

>>18387306
>AvPD
Alien vs. Predator Department?

[Anonymous No.18388047]

>>18387404
:)

[Anonymous No.18388073]

>>18388039
Avoidant Personality Disorder

[Anonymous No.18388083]

>>18388073
Sounds made up. Just smoke CBD and talk to people.

[Anonymous No.18388091]

My local grocery store got bought out by a regional chain, and the prices on everything shot up even before the current inflation meme started. I used to be able to spend $80 a trip, now it's over $100 for less. Even the pies went from $5 to $10. All the nice staff and local things, $1 aisle, store brand sandwiches and pizzas, are gone. They have a prepackaged deli, sort of, but now it's $3.59 for the "value" sandwhich, which is two slices of meat and one slice of cheese on a burger bun.

[Anonymous No.18388097]

I dunno if it was the worst or the best but a few years ago I was at Wegmans and there was this girl dressed up in a blue dress like Elsa. She was with her mom stretching her bottom and top flashing DFC and Cun and saying it's itchy pulling on it and I was shocked seeing what I did. So bald and tight. I dropped my glass peanut butter jar and it cracked. Didn't shatter. I put it back, finished shopping with a raging boner and put everything in car cooler and had to rub one out before I drove home.

[Anonymous No.18388128]

>>18388091
Burn it all down anon. If you don't, they win.

[Anonymous No.18388130]

>>18387928
Unless you work for a small local place, you'd work at a chain grocery store putting frozen bread and pastries in an oven before putting it in the case

[Anonymous No.18388132]

>>18387241
Keep up the good fight fellow Florida man

[Anonymous No.18388136]

>>18388097
I'm glad degenerates like you will inevitably end up in prison or committing suicide.

[Anonymous No.18388146]

>>18387241
you did absolutely none of this and instead thought of this scenario on the drive home

[Anonymous No.18388147]

>>18387306
faggot

[Anonymous No.18388161]

>>18388083
Being self-aware about what was going on really helped me a lot. I'm pretty likable and I think people tend to be fond of me once they get to know me. Also why would I smoke CBD when I could smoke the good stuff lol

Especially when it came to the tranny-amplified social anxiety, a lot of it went away just from getting myself into social situations. It turns out people like >>18388147 are all shut-ins or cowards because I experience no negativity from people in my day to day life

[Anonymous No.18388173]

>>18387404
I'm a grown ass adult and I lost one of my bat beanie baby while working at my store. Pretty sure my coworkers were confused by how upset I got. Day or two later it turned up on the ty shipper. I told my store manager so that way nobody would claim I was stealing. I'm a mess of a human being.
>>18388130
Basically. Think the only bread we mix up from dry goods is the italian bread.

[Anonymous No.18388195]

>>18388161
kys fag

[Anonymous No.18388196]

>>18387188
I don't really have one I just wanted to say that I always just reach in and grab what I need at the store, even if someone's in the way
I just walk up
>hey, pardon me, just need to grab this real quick

[Anonymous No.18388206]

>>18388195
or what, you'll seethe online? seek help

[Anonymous No.18388225]

>>18388206
you're the mental one

[Anonymous No.18388271]

>>18387196
You don't even have to talk, just barge in and grab what you need

[Anonymous No.18388297]

>>18387751
Would you rather barter with bags of grain and goats again?

[Anonymous No.18388313]

>>18387306
If being obese and a tranny wasn't bad enough do you think anyone would be willing to put up with this?
Do you think it's cute?
Do you think it makes you a shy anime girl?
You are never going to find a mate, you won't find anyone willing to date you let alone be in a relationship with you
You will die a virgin

[Anonymous No.18388335]

>>18388015
>months
Murk lore newfig

[Anonymous No.18388336]

>>18388161
>Also why would I smoke CBD when I could smoke the good stuff lol
Because:
>Especially when it came to the tranny-amplified social anxiety
CBD kills anxiety without getting you high, take it from somebody else with horrific social anxiety. You seem relatively level headed for a transgender, so I hope this helps.

[Anonymous No.18388339]

>>18388173
See a therapist dude.

[Anonymous No.18388348]

>>18388339
Honestly I stopped because everything they told me my boyfriend had already told me. So it just felt redundant. Since then I leave them in my bag or locker when I bring one.

[Anonymous No.18388349]

>>18388313
Oh no, die a virgin? But the Hollywood movies told me sex is the meaning of life!

[Anonymous No.18388351]

>One tranny posts
>Entire thread is derailed
Every fucking time. I hope everybody on both sides kills themselves.

[Anonymous No.18388358]

>>18388348
>tfw you used to play therapist for your ex
He's a keeper. I sincerely wish the entire field of psychology wasn't so woke, I'd love to be able to get paid to help people through their lives and thoughts.

[Anonymous No.18388364]

>>18388351
This. The tranny ITT clearly isn't a discord troon and just wants to live out the rest of their pathetic, miserable, lonely life in peace. Same as everyone else here.

[Anonymous No.18388369]

>>18387188
>Go buy my groceries
>Rittesport hazelnut chocolate severy underpriced
>Grab all the stock
>Ask cashier the price
>She gives me the full price
>Store legally obligated to charge me what the product says it's worth
>Manager called
>See anon it doesn't say hazelnut (it's abreviated)
>Alright
>Continue shopping
>Run into him changing the price tag
>Get pissed off
>Grab the entire stock of fresh salmon
>Grab a lot of expensive stuff
>Throw a ton of heavy shit on top as to damage it as much as possible
>Dig for the broken half melted sticky icecream
>Into the cart it goes
>Walk around grabbing a ton of random stuff from all across the supermarket for an hour to get the icecream to melt more
>Go through the register
>Oops forgot my wallet
>Say bye to the manager on my way out
A single tray of salmon was worth more than the chocolate
Should have let me buy the fucking chocolate at the price displayed motherfucker I am the bigger asshole, I got the bigger dick

[Anonymous No.18388373]

>>18388097
I wish you a peaceful death in your sleep by brain aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.18388374]

>>18387306
>took every ounce of willpower i had
>sit in the car for about 20-30 minutes trying to will myself up to go inside
sounds like you don't have a lot of willpower

[Anonymous No.18388381]

>>18388369
Were you drunk or on drugs?

[Anonymous No.18388384]

>>18388369
Is your name Karen by any chance?

[Anonymous No.18388385]

>>18388349
>Change your body to be more attractive to your own gender
Sex? Who cares about sex haha

[Anonymous No.18388393]

>>18388384
The wagie fears the karen

[Anonymous No.18388396]

>>18388369
Joder, que basado!

[Anonymous No.18388403]

>>18387306
I feel this amount of anxiety and I'm not even a tranny

[Anonymous No.18388415]

>>18388369
kel good one

[Anonymous No.18388454]

>>18387288

[Anonymous No.18388456]

>>18387241
based schizo. hopefully they didn't come back after that.

[Anonymous No.18388459]

>>18387306
jesus, life sounds like a demon pit for u

[Anonymous No.18388506]

>>18388459
Least I sometimes get cunny.

[Anonymous No.18388514]

>>18387241
based average florida man

[Anonymous No.18388516]

>>18387228
WINNER!!
/Thread
I'd poast mine--but I'd be banned for Rassisms

[Anonymous No.18388522]

>>18387287
Naturally...
were you expecting angora?

[Anonymous No.18388523]

>>18388374
You're right in thinking that haha. Willpower is a lot like a muscle though, I've gotten better at mindfulness thankfully. I transitioned kinda late (27) and you develop some really shitty coping mechanisms repressing that long
>>18388336
>>18388364
Consider that maybe your exposure to trannies most likely consists of online cringe compilations, political activists, political hysteria, and extremely online twitter people. Most trans people are surprisingly normal people once you get to know them...even the blue haired ugly ones. I will say though, people who transition in their late 30s onward often seem to have permanently broken brains lol
>>18388403
Please seek help if you aren't already. AvPD is associated with negative life outcomes, but it is something you can learn to manage over time. Take it seriously!

[Anonymous No.18388525]

>>18388516
Your story against the black menace should be told. You are trying to silence the crimes and bad conduct of those subhumans. It NEEDS to be talked about so we will do something about it. Your being part of the problem. Hushing yourself.

[Chud Anon No.18388534]

>>18387188
When I was living in Harlem in NYC a homeless negro came in and stuck his hand in the mac n cheese at the Whole Food salad bar then stuffed his face with it. I never touched an open salad bar again.

[Anonymous No.18388535]

>>18388313
I've had several bfs because I'm really good at sucking dick, I'm told my butthole is very tight, and my personality is quite likable generally speaking.

[Anonymous No.18388538]

>>18387719
Nice hat, puts mine to shame.
>pic

[Anonymous No.18388542]

>>18388534
Did you beat the shit out of the animal or get some blunt object and yell there is a dangerous animal in the store?

[Anonymous No.18388543]

>>18388534

[Anonymous No.18388546]

>>18388535
My nieces tongue can't even get half an inch in mine.

[Anonymous No.18388548]

>>18388534
thats fucking horrible

[Anonymous No.18388550]

>>18388385
You're insane.

[Anonymous No.18388552]

>>18388534
>Harlem

So you went into a monkeys cage and are complaining when a monkey does what a monkey does?

[Anonymous No.18388554]

>>18387196
Some are, it's called social anxiety and can reach debilitating levels.
And no, taking jew pills will not fix the underlying cause of it.

[Anonymous No.18388563]

>>18387349
Animal fur color is not the equivalent of human skin color.

[Anonymous No.18388572]

>>18388535
Yeah, sure. Wathever you say

[Anonymous No.18388574]

>>18387946
Your Amerilard education/experience is showing. That could just as easily be Bruce, or one of those New Zealand sheep fuckers.

[Anonymous No.18388580]

>>18388525
Nah... I get that out on /pol/ or iRL.
see ya there...

[Anonymous No.18388581]

>>18388534
Homeless people who make trouble should be executed

[Anonymous No.18388585]

>>18387306
Just want to say you’re beautiful and I hope you have a great day

[Anonymous No.18388593]

>>18388580
Many people aren't into politics, but they do go to grocery stores. They also NEED to know about an existential threat.

[Chud Anon No.18388597]

>>18388542
No, security yanked him out promptly, but that incident made me think of how many people don’t get caught.

>>18388552
It was all I could afford at the time

[Anonymous No.18388598]

>>18388369
You sound like a nigger

[Anonymous No.18388599]

>>18388585
Transvestites are abominations and mentally ill. Please stop encouraging their degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.18388606]

why did my furry thread become a politics thread?

[Anonymous No.18388607]

>>18388598
You are perpetuating white fragility by expecting people to shut up and take corporate bullshitery
There was no reason for him to not honor the price, he is just a stupid manager but now he has to explain several hundred dollars of ruined produce

[Anonymous No.18388622]

>>18388607
If the price is obviously a mistake, then it's a mistake. You're not entitled to cost any person or business hundreds of dollars because they accidentally put the wrong sticker on the wall. I'm perpetuating white people not behaving like niggers. I would never associate with anyone telling this story.

[Anonymous No.18388630]

>>18388369
Based

[Anonymous No.18388646]

>>18387349
>>18387351
>>18388563
Or just this.

[Anonymous No.18388663]

>>18388622
You threw a shit fit over chocolate. I thought you had to be 18 or older to post here

[Anonymous No.18388666]

>>18388599
Who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.18388672]

>>18388607
You threw a shit fit over chocolate. I thought you had to be 18 or older to post here

[Anonymous No.18388676]

>>18388146
Bingo

[Anonymous No.18388678]

>cat comics thread moved to /ck/
Uhhh based?

[Anonymous No.18388684]

>>18388663
What kind of minor is going to the grocery store to stock up on hazelnut chocolate and then get into a butthurt fight with the manager over the price?

[Anonymous No.18388744]

>>18387295
You’re retarded. Not many stores will accept temporary or provisional IDs unless it’s some shitty liquor store managed by some poo in the loo.

>>18387306
Sis what the fuck. Get your shit together.

>>18387770
>>18388369
Kek and based

>>18388546
Nigga what

[Anonymous No.18388751]

When I enter the grocery store, I am a ruthless hunter of sustenance. Even the jew makes way when he sees me prowl, for mighty is the wrath I would visit upon him should he entertain the folly of obscuring my path.

[Anonymous No.18388853]

>>18388751
>When I enter the grocery store, I am a ruthless hunter of sustenance.
>Even the jew makes way when he sees me prowl, for mighty is the wrath I would visit upon him should he entertain the folly of obscuring my path.
>*Grabs some ham and cheese hot pockets and heads for the checkout*

[Anonymous No.18388971]

>>18388622
Yeah, no.
It's against the law to charge more than an advertised price in many states

[Anonymous No.18389008]

>>18388971
Unless it's an obvious mistake.

[Anonymous No.18389022]

>>18387958
>>18387914
And then everybody clapped

[Anonymous No.18389051]

>>18388598
No, a nigger would have stood in the checkout line, refusing to leave or let the line move through while attempting to make a scene by hollering at the top of her lungs "YOU GIMME THAT FUCKIN [whateveritis]|. QUIT PLAYIN WIT ME. GIMME MY MOHFUCKIN TWO DOLLUHS. I KNOW HOW MUCH A GALLON MILK COS'. QUIT PLAYIN WIT MY FUCKIN MONEY. I SAID QUIT PLAYIN WIT MY FUCKIN MONEY. GIMME BACK MY TWO DOLLUHS. BITCH. HOE-ASS BITCH. STUPID-ASS UGLY STANK LOOKIN BITCH. QUIT PLAYIN WIT MY FUCKIN MONEY. YOU BETTAH GET ME MY MOHFUCKIN TWO DOLLUHS. I KNOW WHAT A GALLON MILK COST. Y'ALL QUIT PLAYING WIT ME." and so on.

[Anonymous No.18389060]

>>18389008
No, but it does have to be advertised in an online or print ad

[Anonymous No.18389065]

>>18389060
Wrong. You're not a lawyer, stop embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.18389101]

>>18387409
Extremely based individual

Above average Scotsman

[Anonymous No.18389109]

>>18389065
No, but I did run a small store in my 20s. That's the norm in NY/PA, whether it's a law or not is nebulous.
The wrong autist (see:mirror) could in theory sue for false advertising.

Source: not being part of the footnote generation you were born into

[Anonymous No.18389114]

>>18389109
>whether it's a law or not is nebulous.
It's not and thank you for admitting you don't know. We're done here.

[Anonymous No.18389123]

>>18387928
I had to go in an out of a sub zero freezer all night to take out all the frozen dough they needed in the morning to proof and bake. They didnt train me right, and they kept bitching at me for doing the job wrong, but had the same guy who trained me wrong, train me again, wrong yet again. The manager was a nasty skank slut who someone saw fucking another manager on the bakery prep table. It just sucked dick all around.

[Anonymous No.18389130]

>>18387188
Getting salad from the grocery store is practically a scam, thus the goat/cow lady was in the wrong here.

[Anonymous No.18389140]

>>18389114
What is Google?
It's on the thing in your back pocket...you know...the only friend / parent / sex partner you'll ever have?
We are done, as I'm right.

[Anonymous No.18389143]

>>18387306
>obese

At least fat people look like the same gender and you’ll die faster of heart disease

[Anonymous No.18389146]

>>18389143
>Gigachad is the only one with his thumb up
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.18389147]

>172 posts
>no grocery jesters
Are your guys's jesters just better or...?

[Chud Anon No.18389208]

>>18389146
Looks more like he’s doing the Jew hand rub to me

[Anonymous No.18389211]

>>18389146
Nigga you’re blind af lmao

>>18389208
This

[Anonymous No.18389226]

>>18388015
>I've been here for months
try 10 years

[Anonymous No.18389229]

>>18389226
>10 years
fucking newfag try 15 years.

[Anonymous No.18389230]

>>18389109
>being this delusional and eager to prove a misguided point

[Anonymous No.18389242]

>>18389208
>>18389211
His thumbs are faced upwards you're in denial

[Anonymous No.18389247]

>>18388523
Most trannies I encounter are groomers that raid the site and political extremists, which apparently is the image of your people the media wants to project. The two I met irl I was working and they absolutely tried to hold my attention in the most obnoxious way possible for as long as possible. Rather unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.18389255]

>>18389247
>I'm extremely online, but a few times I served a couple trannies at my McWagie job and found them obnoxious!
Case in point

[Anonymous No.18389258]

>>18389242
Nah, you’re definitely blind then. Both his hands are together.

[Anonymous No.18389259]

>>18388585
>Just want to say you’re beautiful

[Anonymous No.18389292]

>>18388971
>>18389008
Another NY anon. It doesnt matter if you fucked up or not, the price posted is the price you charge. Only the most estrogen addled jews will take advantage of this, but that is indeed the law.

[Anonymous No.18389297]

>>18389292
Post it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18389298]

>>18389255
>ignoring how most trannies portrayed by the media are insufferable narcissistic activists, and are praised for it
Yeah, fits the mold.

[Anonymous No.18389300]

>>18389298
The initial post was all about how retards like you stereotype an entire group of people based on warped media representation. Thanks for posting!

[Anonymous No.18389306]

>>18389297
Post what? You really want me to cite legal code? Are you that schizophrenic? I've had to honor sales that were clearly past the printed sale window because the fact that the sign was left out made it legally binding to the sale, even though said sign also stated the the sale had ended. Some states are utter litigious nightmares, idk why that's so unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.18389310]

>>18387188
I want to fuck this cartoon cat

[Anonymous No.18389312]

>>18389306
Yes, I am asking you to provide proof of your moronic claim.

[Anonymous No.18389315]

>>18389300
>retards like you
And what are you, exactly?

[Anonymous No.18389319]

>>18389312
Mr. Sunshine says he misses you. Take a break and step outside to visit him.

[Anonymous No.18389653]

>>18388744
>let me tell you about your country
Provisional driving licenses are accepted everywhere in Bongland

[Anonymous No.18389663]

>>18387188
This is why I stand like this in the middle of the isle waiting for my turn

[Anonymous No.18389668]

>>18387196
If you were actually autistic/socially oblivious, you'd awkwardly stand a distance behind them.

[Anonymous No.18389670]

>>18387770
I might actually try this

[Anonymous No.18389674]

>>18389668
>Noo you can't just queue up and wait for me to move, that's heckin awkward and makes my dumb brain squirm
I hate normalniggers

[Anonymous No.18389676]

>>18387770
Decidedly based

>>18387751
Retard alert, smoke another blunt my dude

[Anonymous No.18389677]

>>18387188
>want snacks
>go to grocery store for said snacks
>snacks i want are either out of stock, gone up in price, or discontinued

[Anonymous No.18389687]

>>18388646
Poor little calico. He's never going to have kids.

[Anonymous No.18389694]

>>18389674
Maybe it's the not saying anything like "excuse me I need that" or whatever that makes it so awkward. I don't want to whimper it out like I know I will, so they will have to handle me being a creep silently standing next to them.

[Anonymous No.18389718]

>>18387188
Unwittingly went grocery shopping at the poorfag store the exact day the WHO told everyone to freak the fuck out in 2020.
What a fucking mess that was

[Anonymous No.18389750]

>>18387780
I like to think your shit was your junk and by junk your cock and balls from wearing loose shorts shutup im keeping that image in my head

[Anonymous No.18389980]

>>18387306
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are an obese homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

[Anonymous No.18389995]

>>18388585
Go back to your faggot containment board.

[Anonymous No.18390004]

>>18387188
> 2020 Anno Domini
> height of the corona insanity
> eventually have to get groceries
> go to Meijers
> middle of the day, middle of the week
> probably fewest crowds
> get my stuff
> see the self-checkout has 10,000 people in line
> but there are 28 regular checkouts
> only one (1) is open
> but regular checkout only has 9,000 people in line
> literally waiting in line for 30+ minutes
> finally think to myself: “fuck this, I’m leaving the cart and storming off!”
> about to make my move
> guy in front of me says: “fuck this!”
> leaves his cart and storms off
> now I can’t leave or I’ll look like a copy-cat
> wait in line like a pussy for another 15 minutes…

[Anonymous No.18390024]

>>18389687
why?

[Anonymous No.18390044]

>>18390024
Male calico cats are sterile.
And also quite rare.

[Anonymous No.18390051]

>>18387188
Why is everyone at the grocery store fat ugly geriatric mexican spanish blabbering slow walking limping gimping around and IN MY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING COcK SUCKING WAY AT ALL GOD DAMNED TIMES

[Anonymous No.18390108]

>>18390051
I suggest you move out of texas

[Anonymous No.18390114]

Worst/funniest one in the last few weeks anyway - Two old birds were fondling the beef shoulder, asking each other about the prices (it's all priced the same per weight), and generally being old and in the way. I went about the rest of my shopping, and came back, and they're still at it, so I walked up (but still out of slapping range) and yelled "Oh my god! Is that meat!? I love meat! Can I have some?" Shut em up faster than a heart attack at bridge night. I took the one that the gobsmacked old bird was still holding and thanked them.

[Anonymous No.18390124]

>>18390051
If they weren't Mexican, they'd be Dutch or Iroquois, or Indian, or Somali... being fat, ugly, slow, and right in the middle of an aisle is something that unites all cultures.

[Anonymous No.18390146]

>>18389980
Are you trolling a troll, or are you just having a samefag ischemic moment?

[Anonymous No.18390187]

>drive to grocery store
>sit in car in parking lot trying to hype myself up to go in
>end up crying a lot then driving home
>scrape the peanut butter jar or something and try again tomorrow
This happens a lot

[Anonymous No.18390203]

>>18390187
In all seriousness, you're a perfect candidate for grocery delivery

[Anonymous No.18390216]

>>18387376
LEGEND.

[Anonymous No.18390226]

>>18387380
reddit needs to go and stay go

[Anonymous No.18390242]

>>18388672
over money*

[Anonymous No.18390249]

>>18389718

lol same. showed up to buy beer after work like normal and it was slammed with ridiculous shit being out of stock already. there was almost a fist fight over mountain dew at the check out. wish I was joking about that but it was specifically about the mountain dew. it was before the days of masks too and you could see the smug look people had on when they filled up their carts with the last of something.

i think about those days whenever i come across an opportunity to be helpful to strangers. like a month ago i was jogging on a trail and saw someone had dropped their car's key fob. normally I would have taken it to the visitors center at the entrance to give to person there if they had lost and found thing. but instead i chucked it into the nearby creek.

[Anonymous No.18390254]

>>18389718
>>18390249
Jesus I remember that day. Got thrown into grocery and was told if they called me up to get on register to ignore it

[Anonymous No.18390257]

>>18390187
>>18390203
Or pickup service - a lot of stores have that.

But, that's the kind of crippling anxiety that you have to chip away at if you can. Whatever it takes to solidify that connection that if you're an average person in any regard, you're doing better at it than about half the population. Most people in a grocery store are completely oblivious of their surroundings anyway - they're not judging you; they can barely put themselves together enough to get food for the week.

Dunno if it will help you at all, but it definitely helped me with some of my social anxiety - have fun with it and challenge yourself to do dumb shit. I don't necessarily suggest going in dressed as Elvira and only buying penis-shaped foods (the sausage, eggplant and zucchini fry up was worth it), but if you need cucumber and hot sauce, pop them up on the belt first, and stutter out some awful one liner "It's gonna get spicy tonight". I still wind up fidgeting a lot, speedrunning shopping excursions, heading outside for a bit when I'm overwhelmed at parties, but learning that I can mess with people, and that they're usually just as fucked as I am in different ways has really made life tolerable for me.

[Anonymous No.18390264]

>>18387770
Based

[Anonymous No.18390267]

>>18390257
>Most people in a grocery store are completely oblivious of their surroundings anyway - they're not judging you; they can barely put themselves together enough to get food for the week.
Accurate af. I work in one, the most i pay attention to a customer is if they look lost/confused or when I have the power jack on the floor.

[Anonymous No.18390269]

Why does it seem like old people enter grocery stores like they've never shopped in their lives and have no idea what they need to buy. They stand there staring at the shelves for minutes at a time, it's like they're all 60 IQ and have boneitis

[Anonymous No.18390276]

>>18390267
and I bet the most attention they pay to you is when you're honking at them to stop staring at the ceiling right where you have to drop a pallet of canned tomatoes, right? The eyes slowly focus. There's some wordless acknowledgement. You hope they actually more instead of going back to scrutinizing the dust in the rafters.

[Anonymous No.18390277]

>>18390269
I always figured dementia or just lonely and want to be out and around people. At times if I ask if one needs help they'll rope me into a conversation. I hate it because I have shit to do, but I feel like they're just lonely and want to interact with someone.

[Anonymous No.18390278]

>>18390249
I want to fuck both of those women.
And also the cat.

[Anonymous No.18390283]

>>18390269
If they're retired, they're killing time so they don't have to go home. Also rapidly declining IQ and advanced boneitis.

[Anonymous No.18390289]

>>18390276
Pretty fucking much. The other being if they're looking for a worker.

[Anonymous No.18390304]

>>18387737
he’s so cute wth

[Anonymous No.18390311]

>>18390269

Old people are pretty much walking medical experiments. Or rather a real life version of a zombie. They are *all* on an excessive amount of prescription medications since going to the doctor is one of their main socializing events. And at least half of those drugs are guaranteed to have a Do Not Operate Motor Vehicle Or Heavy Machinery label on them. Not to mention the potential contraindications of mixing all those drugs that no doctor or pharmaceutical company really gives a fuck about.

Also the exponentially deteriorating IQ and Class IV boneitis.