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Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:18:49 2022 No.18385929 [Reply] [Original]

What are some things that should never go on a burger?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:19:56 2022 No.18385932 my balls and my ass. My dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:20:04 2022 No.18385933 >>18385929 Tomatoes, lettuce and mayonnaise should never go on a hamburger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:23:07 2022 No.18385940 >>18385929 Anything like dill pickle or anything soaked in vinegar

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:34:10 2022 No.18385965 piss shit and cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:38:09 2022 No.18385977 >>18385929 little wooden spears

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:39:32 2022 No.18385979 >>18385929 Live maggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:39:53 2022 No.18385981 >>18385929 tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:40:25 2022 No.18385983 >>18385965 I'd destroy a burger if it was loaded with a sexy mature transwomans shit and cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:40:42 2022 No.18385984 >>18385929 Any other proteins, including egg and bacon

Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:42:42 2022 No.18385988

>>18385929
>Onion rings (onions okay)
>jalapenos
>peanut butter
>jelly
>any other kind of fruit jam
>goat cheese
>marmalade
>vegemite
>nigger
>poop
>pee
>lemons
>oranges
>strawberries
> blueberries
>chink nut
>arab hair
>pussy juice
>beets
>saurkraut
>radishes
>potatoes
>oxtail
>bones
>fish
>cheetos
>chips
>nuts
>berries
>chocolate bars
>gummy bears
>ginger

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:52:14 2022 No.18386007 >>18385929 lettuce and the like

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 05:53:26 2022 No.18386009 >>18385929 Never seen a burger with so many things on it but still look small and crappy

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 06:11:53 2022 No.18386041 >>18385929 tomato. sauce of any kind. any kind of pickle other than dill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 06:13:12 2022 No.18386044 An anvil

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 10:27:15 2022 No.18386458 >>18385929 >goldberg eating bacon on his burgers WHAT? But he is jew? My life has been a lie!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 11:02:43 2022 No.18386507 >>18385929 That guys >>18385932 ball and ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 11:32:29 2022 No.18386556 >>18385929 Beets. Australians need to stick to raping kangaroos and leave burger toppings to Americans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 11:33:49 2022 No.18386559 >>18385929 tomato, lettuce, onion, cheese, condiments, bread

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 11:35:58 2022 No.18386564 >>18386458 It had a Jewish friend in uni who ate matza with bacon on Easter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 11:38:02 2022 No.18386570 File: 3.06 MB, 640x640, 03AA3D25-864D-49C7-A6A3-743884704213.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all these amerilards saying no tomatoes or lettuce

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 12:31:40 2022 No.18386676 >>18385929 Thank you for keeping Bret out of the ring

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 14:10:23 2022 No.18386837 >>18386570 Yeah, put extra ingredients in your burger. That'll make you less fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 14:14:38 2022 No.18386846 >>18385929 Obviously it's something that should be considered to some extent, but is your primary concern when it comes to your hamburger really how healthy it is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 14:54:57 2022 No.18386969 >>18385929 tomato and ketchup

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 15:22:00 2022 No.18387031 >>18385932 came here to post this /thrd

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 15:47:13 2022 No.18387090 Blacks

Anonymous Fri Sep 23 15:48:36 2022 No.18387096
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>>18385929
>things that should never go on a burger
another burger
if you just want to eat a patty then eat a patty, don't fuck up the core concept of the design of a sandwich you can pick up and eat buy making it taller then your mouth can open

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 16:57:58 2022 No.18387307 >>18385929 Your mom

Anonymous Fri Sep 23 18:24:40 2022 No.18387519

>>18386570
tomatoes are up to taste, a good heirloom tomato can add a good amount of flavor to the burger. lettuce won't have any taste compared to the rest of the ingredients and will be warm and soggy anyways, just eat a side salad. that being said, putting a large lettuce leaf under the patty, stacking other ingredients on top of the patty, then folding the lettuce leaf over so that the leaf holds all of the ingredients inside the burger when you bite into it is a high iq move

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 18:34:09 2022 No.18387551 File: 91 KB, 1480x832, 130902-gross-burgerking-embed2_s1hdgx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18385988 >potatoes Whoa there, Nelly. You've gone too far, now turn around and head back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 18:37:55 2022 No.18387558 Processed cheese on a chicken burger

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 18:40:07 2022 No.18387562 File: 14 KB, 220x146, 220px-Autunite_1(France).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Raw Uranium It may be calorie dense, but it is very bitter and unpleasant

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 18:43:36 2022 No.18387571 >>18385929 He shouldn't be eating that shit, its not kosher.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 18:47:30 2022 No.18387583 >>18387562 I don't think my salt grinder could grind it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 19:50:56 2022 No.18387783 >>18387519 >a good heirloom tomato can add a good amount of flavor to the burger yeah, but it's a shitty fucking flavor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 20:01:49 2022 No.18387812 >>18385932 those are good ones, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 20:46:41 2022 No.18387970 >ctrl-f pineapple Oh wow didn't expect that. So that's official then huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 20:54:11 2022 No.18387987 >>18386570 Bitch, we invented burgers. We get to decide if we want to have lettuce and tomatoes on them or not.

Anonymous Fri Sep 23 21:38:38 2022 No.18388094
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>>18385983
Dont know about the shit. It'd have to be a young real girl, like Valentina Nappi if she was a virgin. If she pinched a loaf in my cheesesteak, I'd eat.
I'd give prime Bruna Butterfly a blumpkin, no doubt. And theres lots of young traps I'd swallow their loads. Not on a burger tho, that's gross. But definitely in my beer. Hell yeah.
But you lost me at the shit bro, that's gross, you're eating a middle aged dudes shit. Shes gotta be young. I mean come on
anyway, stay safe this weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 21:47:05 2022 No.18388112 Buns

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 21:58:49 2022 No.18388142 File: 103 KB, 670x670, Z02831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is controversial but I say gummy pumpkins don't belong on a burger

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 22:05:01 2022 No.18388152 >>18388142 So you're one of those guys who wants cum on his burger?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 22:27:32 2022 No.18388217 >>18385929 Is that fuckin Goldberg?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 22:32:01 2022 No.18388237 >>18385929 cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 22:34:43 2022 No.18388245 >>18386570 tomatoes just dont jive with burgers, they go well on a fried chicken sammie tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 22:40:10 2022 No.18388260 >>18386837 >it must be these 30 extra calories making me fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 22:49:28 2022 No.18388293 File: 233 KB, 888x850, Oh FUCKNOnonononoooooo!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18385988 >checked But you missed one... >pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 23:06:52 2022 No.18388350 >>18388293 the heat of the oreo creams the burger

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 23:09:38 2022 No.18388357 File: 3.19 MB, 2200x1901, The standard definition of a burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18386556 stay mad, 3rd world shitter

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 23:22:08 2022 No.18388404 >>18388357 love beets last summer I worked away and a sandwich with beets pork mustard arugula and provolone and dried tomatos and 6 beer big

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 23:23:11 2022 No.18388413 >>18385929 Tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 23:29:47 2022 No.18388438 >>18388357 Hard pass, there's too much shit on it. You're not even going to taste the meat, it's just going to be a sloppy mess of conflicting flavors. Do the egg OR the pineapple OR the beets. Not all fucking three on a bacon cheeseburger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 23:31:38 2022 No.18388444 >>18385929 Penis pot pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 23:32:08 2022 No.18388445 >>18388438 good 'vice for a budlet. those who can taste be not 'fraid

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 24 00:59:14 2022 No.18388710 >>18385929 Lettuce Pineapple Olives Mustard Wasabi

Anonymous Sat Sep 24 04:10:55 2022 No.18389281

>>18387551
I hope an anthropomorphic baby the size of a dump truck tries to rape you, faggot

>>18388293
I swear if I ever worked for the CIA and tortured people I would just order like 30 of these and make some skinny terrorist eat them all in one sitting

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