/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18384665]

What is your go-to dish when you bring your date to your home for dinner?

I feel steak is too lazy

[Anonymous No.18384674]

>>18384665
>implying I go on dates
I bet you kiss girls faggot

[Anonymous No.18384676]

>>18384665
Whats that green shit

[Anonymous No.18384678]

What's a date

[Anonymous No.18384683]

>>18384665
Depends on the girl but I like to keep the meal light, so chicken or fish with some white wine. Horniness goes down when they're too full and you want to avoid anything that causes intestinal gas buildup

[Anonymous No.18384686]

>>18384676
It represents the hair on your butt hole

[Anonymous No.18384688]

>>18384678
Phoenix dactylifera, commonly known as date or date palm, is a flowering plant species in the palm family, Arecaceae, cultivated for its edible sweet fruit called dates. The species is widely cultivated across northern Africa, the Middle East, and South Asia, and is naturalized in many tropical and subtropical regions worldwide. Date trees reach up to 30 metres (100 feet) in height, growing singly or forming a clump with several stems from a single root system. Slow-growing, they can reach over 100 years of age when maintained properly. Date fruits (dates) are oval-cylindrical, 3 to 7 centimetres (1 to 3 inches) long, and about 2.5 cm (1 in) in diameter, with colour ranging from dark brown to bright red or yellow, depending on variety. Containing 61–68 percent sugar by mass when dried, dates are very sweet and are enjoyed as desserts on their own or within confections.

[Anonymous No.18384693]

I've never brought a girl to my home for dinner.

[Anonymous No.18384703]

>>18384693
How many have you asked?

[Anonymous No.18384708]

>>18384703
Zero. I see twitter screencaps of women laughing at men like me and I don't even try, I know I'd get zero matches on Tinder or Bumble and honestly the amount of rejection I'd get would make me start up substance abuse again

[Anonymous No.18384723]

>>18384665
Nothing, I go to a restaurant for that. Why would I to bring some chick home?

[Anonymous No.18384730]

>>18384708
Stop letting the internet demoralize you. Get a hobby where you interact with people and start with the ugly girls to build some experience.

Walk outside in any major city and you will see super manlets and 3/10 men walking around with girlfriends. Sure, the women aren't supermodels but neither are the men. It's all in your head

[Anonymous No.18384734]

>>18384730
On it chief

[Anonymous No.18384740]

The only girl I ever fucked was a mentally ill freak from 4chan. It was miraculous that it even happened, circumstances that are 1 in a million, so I think I'm retired from women now for food. I went on a date with myself today though, bought some goyslop

[Anonymous No.18384756]

>>18384740
>It was miraculous that it even happened, circumstances that are 1 in a million
You got me curious

[Anonymous No.18384791]

>>18384740
I can't fucking stand mentally ill people, mentally ill women must be dialed up to 11 seeing how crazy they are by default. Not to mention they always have stringy hair and exposed ribs like walking skeletons.
>WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME IN MY DREAM?
>WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME IN MY DREAM?
>NO, I DONT FUCKING WANT BUD LITE
>WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME IN MY DREAM?

[Anonymous No.18384796]

>>18384688
Fucken shut up nerd ass bitch

[Anonymous No.18384839]

>>18384665
>Chicken cordon bleu
>Sage Stuffed Cornish hens
>Spiraled mushroom and rice stuffed mustard glazed pork loin.
>etc
Women who feel emasculated in the kitchen put out. Wine also helps.

[Anonymous No.18384846]

>>18384839
Huh looking now I realize I was constantly stuffing meat. Wonder if that was subconscious on my part.

[Anonymous No.18384847]

>>18384665
I actively avoid interacting with girls so that's not a problem

[Anonymous No.18384854]

>>18384665
The guy of her dreams is the tall, ripped, handsome and charming stallion. What the fuck are guys like us supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.18384858]

>>18384791
>why did you look at that girl?!
Because I can't look down at the sidewalk all day and my eyes can't automatically filter out people, you crazy bitch

[Anonymous No.18384860]

>>18384854
Be the man for right now?

[Anonymous No.18384867]

>>18384854
The girl of your dreams is someone other than the below average women that you can choose from. Part of growing up is accepting that we can't always have what we want and to work with what we do have

[Anonymous No.18384868]

>>18384860
I'm getting hungry. I'm going out barbeque. There's this bar and grill on 6th Street that sells... You know what just forget it. I'm going to the bar. FUCK. GET ME FUCKING KILLED MAN. IM SO FUCKING LONELY. YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET THE FUCKING BAR IM GOING TO GO GET A HANDLE OF JACK DANIELS AND FUCKING DIE

[Anonymous No.18384885]

>>18384683
This. I love steak but date night is salmon. They never like my playing, but they've also never skipped out on it completely.

[Anonymous No.18384902]

>>18384665
looks like genitals of a penis having person

[Anonymous No.18384904]

>>18384867
Well right now I want a beer and I can in fact have that.

[Anonymous No.18384906]

>>18384860
He's an ex special forces medical student and who the fuck am i? Any girlfriend I could get would leave me at the sight of the guy just for not being him

[Anonymous No.18384911]

>>18384906
>just for not being him
Acting like a 5 year old kid who is sperging out because he isn't getting the ice cream he wants certainly isn't helping

[Anonymous No.18384916]

Steak isn't too lazy

[Anonymous No.18384917]

>>18384665
don't forget the accompanying fruit salad tray

[Anonymous No.18384918]

>>18384906
Imagine an ugly girl saying that any guy would dump her in an instant the moment he sees some 10/10 bimbo. Be free, anon. You can do it

[Anonymous No.18384922]

>>18384665
It isn't about the effort. It's about the expenditure. Worst part is that it isn't even about the actual costs so much as the perceived costs. Steak and lobster are seen as high dollar. So even if you spent far more than it would have cost to do something so simple it would all be for nothing. Go low. Do the surf and turf. Don't be fucking stupid unless you're going for a chick that actually knows food.

[Anonymous No.18384932]

>>18384916
I love steak but serving it to a woman you intend to fuck is a terrible idea. Might as well throw a frozen pizza in the oven at that point

[Anonymous No.18384940]

>>18384854
>>18384906
Don't punch above your weight class just because of fantasies and what your dick throbs at. Honestly, if you can wake up every morning and not be disgusted by what's next you and have enough in common you good
>>18384867
>>18384911
These anon get it
>>18384904
There's a difference between a readily available item that requires nothing more than grab off the shelf and an actual person.

[Anonymous No.18384950]

>>18384940
Oops, now I'm having two beers

[Anonymous No.18384963]

>>18384868
Good riddance, you're pathetic

[Anonymous No.18384975]

>>18384940
>>18384963
I'm sorry, I was acting irrational. You're right. I lost sight of my mission

[Anonymous No.18384983]

>>18384688
That's not the date he meant

[Anonymous No.18384992]

>>18384665
I go to my local butcher to buy top quality long pig chops. Goes great with a side of sloppa blood sauce.

[Anonymous No.18385042]

>>18384992
Bloody savage cannibal!

[Anonymous No.18385067]

>>18384665
depends on her personality
>caprese salad using burrata and FRESH basil
>then braised short rib with roasted fingerling potatoes and garlic with those miniature carrots
>maybe a side salad if she's into health food
>dessert is berries with ice cream and baileys
If she's really sophisticated I'll do a poached pair dessert with ice cream.
If she's vegan or something I'll start with a cucumber salad then do french country vegetable soup and a really light dessert of some kind.

[Anonymous No.18385091]

>>18385067
pear*

[Anonymous No.18385104]

>>18384665
When I go on a date and bring a woman back to my home, I make something nice, complex, I'm not a slacker man, I'm worth my salt... and then some.

Captcha: DINNER

[Anonymous No.18385108]

>>18384708
I’m not great and have gotten matches uh but I do suffer from substance abuse ain’t it a bitch

[Anonymous No.18385109]

>>18384868
6th street bar, Phoebe's?

[Anonymous No.18385116]

>>18384708
That’s part of the healing process man if you can avoid putting a needle in your arm or having a drink think about how great it would be to meet a woman you liked connections are a much bigger buzz than drugs

[Anonymous No.18385127]

>>18385116
The major part is realizing that you're not seeing flying saucers and lizard people, I never have but some whack jobs do.

[Anonymous No.18385188]

>>18384665
Based
I always mix sausage into my ground beef

[Anonymous No.18385625]

>>18384708
>I see twitter screencaps of women laughing at men like me and I don't even try
The absolute state of the modern man in the age of the internet kek. There is no hope for you if it’s really honestly that easy to demoralize you entirely. You are weak and it’s your fault for making yourself that way.

[Anonymous No.18385658]

>>18385625
I'd still beat you up, nigger. Even if you're a woman

[Anonymous No.18385738]

>>18384676
The green slime

[Anonymous No.18385906]

>>18384665
That's funny because it kinda resembles genitalia.

[Anonymous No.18385912]

>>18384665
Bitches are blown away by my Mediocre French Onion Soup

[Anonymous No.18385925]

>>18385912
And then they're disappointed by your mediocre lovemaking.

[Anonymous No.18385962]

[Anonymous No.18386240]

Pasta carbonara or aglio e olio. Bitches love pasta

[Anonymous No.18386352]

>>18384665
I think the first thing I cooked for my wife when we were dating was just breakfast for dinner. Biscuits, gravy, eggs, sausage, all pretty easy stuff to make and thus hard to fuck up. Also, if you fuck before you eat then you can eat whatever you want.