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>$3
Alright what's the trick?

>> No.18382390

>>18382381
They will arrive in near powder form after it goes through the Amazon packaging and delivery system.

>> No.18382409

>>18382381
Oh hey I saw a pallet of those at work. They roll around in the totes a lot when I pick them.

>> No.18382424

>>18382381
>what's the trick?
What trick? Have you never had those? $3 is a fair price.
I don’t think anyone even buys those for the purpose of eating. They buy it for a gift when they have to bring something for whatever reason because obligation and and really don’t want to spend any money.

>> No.18382435

>>18382381
>>$3
>Alright what's the trick?
$20 shipping and handling per unit on orders fewer than 100.

>> No.18382436

>>18382381
>(Pack of 1)
It's only one cookie, chosen at random

>> No.18382439

>>18382424
grandmas buy it to put sewing supplies inside

>> No.18382455

The trick is that they're not all pretzels/sugarbars/sugarcircles, the only shapes people actually want.
They'll eat the swirl if the pretzels/bars/sugarcircles are gone then the shitty circles stay in the tin for thirty seven years and your gamgam gets pissy at you because she wants the fucking box to hold her sewing shit but by the time the shitty circles are gone, her arthitis is so bad that she can't even open the tin anymore. You caused your grandmother immeasurably immense pain because you're a picky little bitch.
How do you even live with yourself?

>> No.18382461

>>18382381
12oz is nothing

>> No.18382575

>>18382435
It's cool that you've made it this far in life without ever once using Amazon, but that's not how it works.

>> No.18382585

it's 12 oz of sugar and wheat

>> No.18382597

its been in a hot/freezing warehouse for a year and will be stale as fuck
actually just check the reviews

>> No.18382725

>>18382381
there is no trick sometimes life is just good.

>> No.18382733

op is a clickbait

>> No.18382739
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18382739

>>18382381
They are shit, get these instead

>> No.18382744

>>18382381
no trick, Amazon makes so much money they can afford to pay some indian deliver u a can of cookies

>> No.18382747

>>18382381
>ordering online
the trick is that you'll get charged $15 in postage for a $3 item

>> No.18382891

>>18382739
For me it’s Duncan’s

>> No.18382904
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18382904

>>18382891

>> No.18382958

>>18382381
I can use my EBT on amazon?
Looks like I'm never leaving the house again.

>> No.18382993

>>18382381
Better hurry up, OP.
Those sewing and knitting supplies are already moving in on their prey in the photo.

>> No.18383000

>>18382739
Tesco own brand has the exact same ingredients but cheaper, same with sainsburys and asda.

>> No.18383004

>>18382381
Idk but I love those fuckin cookies

>> No.18383038

>>18382891
>>18382904
>>18383000

I will have to see if I can get those on Amazon, I am in the states.

>> No.18383042

>>18382455
they all taste literally exactly the same

>> No.18383057

>>18382381
My nana used to have these all the time as kid

Thanks for unlocking a forgotten childhood memory

>> No.18383324

>>18382439
You, I like you.

>> No.18383387

>>18382381
who put cookies in that sewing tin?

>> No.18383395

>>18382381
>12 ounce
is that like 5 cookies? can't even use the tin when you're done

>> No.18383427
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18383427

Neat, next day shipping was free too.

>> No.18383430

>>18382381
>12 oz (pack of 1)
it's literally one cookie, no tin.

>> No.18383432

>>18382381
Expired

>> No.18383439

>>18382381
subsidized by Big Sewing

>> No.18383498

>>18383432
Moreless this is the gotcha most times, allocations of inventory get old, computer system marks them down to move units, and you get cheaper food/items to buy. they wont probably be expired but don't expect them to be in amazing condition or long shelf life ether. though it is free next day shipping in most locations in the us so beggars can't be choosers i guess.

>> No.18383584

>>18382381
Ive seen these at the dollar store. Prepare to be disappointed

>> No.18383592

>>18382455
hehe /r/suspiciouslyspecific amirite? LMAO, BASED!

>> No.18383596

>>18382381
>what's the trick

they come pre-stocked with sewing supplies instead of cookies

>> No.18383671

>>18382381
those are the most basic danish cookies you can find everywhere, there's always a lot wherever supermarket I go, they are not even good, taste almost like nothing and you get bored after 4 cookies.

>> No.18383677

>>18383042
No they fucking don't. The shitty circles taste like shit. The pretzles/bars/good circles taste the same and delicious while the swirls taste good, but not as good as the P/B/GCs.

>> No.18383684

>>18382439
>>18383596
Ah yes, "sewing supplies", definitely not grammy's weed and gun.

>> No.18384760

>>18383057
Mine did too, but they were always filled with cookies she had baked. I'm pretty sure tins like that materialize out of thin air when there's a high enough concentration of cookies somewhere.

>> No.18386454

>>18382381
They are actually quite disgusting. Dry as fuck and taste like woodchips.

>> No.18386719

>>18382381
in the past i would eat nearly all of them in one sitting but i can’t now because i’m fat and my doctor said that the sugar and salt in these foods are bad for me

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18386744

>>18383427
Soon

>> No.18386747

>>18382439
do we have the same grandma?

>> No.18386748

>>18383038
You won’t be able to, those are UK supermarkets. Walkers is perfectly nice anyway, much better than Paterson’s.

>> No.18386749

>>18382381
the trick is that they suck ass, not even milk can revive these things

>> No.18386750

>>18382381
They're disgusting

>> No.18386884

>>18386744
Keep us posted op

>> No.18386896

>>18383592
>calling someone else a redditor
>while knowing the relevant subreddit his post would be found in
Projection much?

>> No.18386916

>>18386884
Not OP.

I just ordered on a whim after I saw the OP and there was no tax or shipping cost on top of it.

Figured I could see if ppl were lying when they said it would be beaten to shit and or expired.

>> No.18386918

>>18386916
I might actually join you, for $3 those cookies are pretty fucking good

>> No.18386927

>>18382381
for me, its the swirly ones that looks like they came out of a piping bag

>> No.18386949

>>18386927
Vanillekrans. Vanilla wreath in English, I guess.
Good choice.
I used to make them every Christmas with my grandmother.

>> No.18387113

>>18386949
It's the worst vaniljekrans you can get. Worse than the cheap cookies from netto

>> No.18387120

>>18382381
More dry than a used up whore.

>> No.18387177

>>18382381
some faggot bought them in bulk last year so they will be stale as fuck, half broken, and taste like metal.

>> No.18387194

>>18387120
just gotta lube it

>> No.18387280
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>>18383427
>>18386744

>> No.18387629

>>18382381
You can easily make those yourself with less than $1 worth of sugar and flour retard.

>> No.18387735

>>18382381
>shopping with the globo-homo conglomerate

>> No.18388224
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18388224

>>18387280
They got delivered.

The expiration date is Jan. 2024
None of the cookies appear to be crushed.
Tastes decent.


Can't complain.

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>>18388224

>> No.18388228

>>18382381
They're way past their expiry date and the seal is damaged

>> No.18388254

>>18382439
>>18382993
>Those sewing and knitting supplies are already moving in on their prey in the photo.
kek

>> No.18388269

>>18388227
>>18388224
OP, now what you have to do is put peanut butter and nutella between two of the circle cookies and make a small sandwich. Please report results.

t. Danish anon

>> No.18388273

>>18388269
I dont have nutella

>> No.18388275

>>18388273
do you have any bananas?

>> No.18388279

>>18388275
Yes, we have no bananas.

>> No.18388281

>>18388275
No

I have chunky peanut butter

>> No.18388284

>>18382993
Kek

>> No.18388287

>>18388281
you can still make a good snack with it. try putting some on the back of the pretzel cookie (not the sugar side)
They're also good in hot chocolate, coffee, and tea with milk.

>> No.18388626

>>18388224
>those soft, unscarred bitch hands
i always forget 4chan is full of sheltered faggots

>> No.18388696

>>18388626
cry more

>> No.18388718

>>18382424
$3.38 would be a fair price 10 years ago. With inflation i'd expect them to be like $6.

>> No.18388724

>>18388254
they know lmao

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18388894

>>18382439
Nice

>> No.18388902

>>18382381
Economy of scale.
That's probably the only food item on Amazon that is actually priced as if it was purchased at a grocery store.

>> No.18388908

>>18382439
My dad puts his weed in it

>> No.18389018

>>18382744
Amazon only do business in like 3 countries anon

>> No.18389076

>>18389018
How high are you? The company operates 21 "amazon.country" domain names alone.

>> No.18389120

On the subject of food prices, where the FUCK can I buy the bigger bottle of sriracha with the cock on it and green tip that isn’t from a chink store that’s trying to rip me off because of the “shortage”? It’s been months.

>> No.18389126

>>18389120
Just don't buy it at all. Make it yourself, for much cheaper.

>> No.18389134

>>18389126
I would but I don’t know where to find the peppers or which ones to use. I saw that some recipes use red jalapeños but that shit sounds wrong me.

>> No.18389630

>>18382439
Ours had crayons and stickers inside

>> No.18389633

>>18382390
Could you pour it into some milk for nice pudding?

>> No.18389660

>americans get to eat an entire tin of cookies for $3
fuuuck im so jealous down here in seamonksy territory its more like $20 each

>> No.18389755

>>18388626
Sorry not everyones an uneducated smelly blue-collar laborer like you, anon.
I earn a salary, you earn a wage. We are not the same.

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18389756

>>18388224
if only you knew how cozy things really are

>> No.18390507

>>18389120
How much is too much? I saw a bottle for $8 today. 28oz. Not sure if that's a good or bad price cuz I don't like the stuff so I don't buy it. I buy a different hot sauce (or make my own).

>> No.18391076
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18391076

>>18382381
weevils

>> No.18391293

>>18389120
the tabasco brand is better anyway

>> No.18391297

>>18391076
ugh
i had to destroy a big bag of basmati because of these fuckers

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18391308

Overrated boomer trash

Please try some of our other pastries instead

>> No.18391335

>>18390507
The 28 oz bottle, which I always buy, went for no more than $4.50. I haven’t seen this fucker or the smaller one anywhere in the chain supermarkets (except for the shitty Tabasco version which clearly no one wants) but I know asian stores will have it but will want upwards of 10 bucks for it. They’re always much more expensive. Again, I’m down to make my one but I’d have to hunt down those red jalapeños. I know the big chain supermarkets don’t carry them where I am, maybe the Mexican stores might but that’s means wasting gas for this.

>> No.18391793

>>18382381
>what's the trick?
Ask the Jews, they always are in on the tricks.