/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18374585]

My house burned down last year and I lost most of my kitchenware. I am slowly replacing it. What am I still missing?

>baking sheets and tins
>rolling pin
>whisk
>meat hammer
>stove utensils
>rice cooker
>pots and pans
>plates, bowls, cups, food storage containers
>cheese grater
>knife and cutting board
>strainer and spider

[Anonymous No.18374587]

>spider
fuck off babish

[Anonymous No.18374588]

>>18374585
What is this list? Is this the stuff you've rebought already? Is this a list you plan on buying?
What is going on op?

[Anonymous No.18374602]

>>18374585
>>18374588
This is what I already have.

[Anonymous No.18374673]

>>18374602
What do you need to cook normally? That's all you need. If you don't know what to buy you probably don't need it. Dont hoard.

[Anonymous No.18374676]

>>18374585
>My house burned down

Thanks foot the laugh anon

[Anonymous No.18374684]

>>18374676
whats funny about that

[Anonymous No.18374685]

>>18374676
That's not cool to laugh at someone that went through a traumatic life event like that, you're a peice of shit.

Cocksucking faggot

[Anonymous No.18374690]

>>18374685
I think they know and would only make such a comment here.
Probably just trying to get a rise.

[Anonymous No.18374702]

>>18374684
to be fair to >>18374676 i think going on 4chan and scrolling through threads about beyond meat and count chocula only to be met with a post whos first line is "my house burned down" is kinda funny

[Anonymous No.18374790]

>>18374585
House fires can't melt steel pans anon, why are you buying new kitchenware? Your old set is still fine, why are you abandoning them?

[Anonymous No.18374798]

>>18374585
Suks

[Anonymous No.18374937]

>>18374684
>>18374685
>nooooooo you can't just laugh at my heckin misfortunerinos! NOOOO you can only laugh at preordained pre-approved jokes that don't offend anyone!!! Y-you just can't ok??

I don't give 2 dog shits about what you fags think, and I will laugh at whatever the fuck I find funny.

[Anonymous No.18374967]

>>18374937
It's not that you can't is that it really has nothing comedic to it
Unless you're forcing a laugh as a kind of "sucks to suck" jab I don't see what you find funny about it

[Anonymous No.18375185]

>>18374676
>>18374684
>>18374685
>>18374690
Thank you op. Your house burning down and these anons made me laugh. And a good laugh was had by all…

[Anonymous No.18375191]

>>18374937
dude just asked "what's funny about that" and then you flew off the handle
just answer the question or don't

[Anonymous No.18375195]

>>18374585
Kitchen stuff isn't burnable because stoves and ovens are hot. Go dig it all out of the ash.

[Anonymous No.18375229]

>>18374585
All these posts and no suggestions yet, here’s a few:
>ladle
>mixer (stand or handheld)
>food processor
>can opener
>vegetable peeler
>baster
>muffin/cupcake tin
>strainer

These are more optional:
>immersion blender
>air fryer
>cheese plane (I love these)
>salad spinner

Also how did the fire happen?

[Anonymous No.18375317]

>>18374585
Every boar needs to be eradicated!

[Anonymous No.18375332]

Fire Extinguisher.

[Anonymous No.18375335]

What happened to the pots? They are supposed to be fireproof, they are made to be on fire.

[Anonymous No.18375678]

>>18375335
smoke and soot and residue from shit that's not supposed to be on fire can stick to them. I guess OP could try to clean them but it takes longer than getting new ones and also might not work.

[Anonymous No.18375694]

>>18374585
microwave oven

[Anonymous No.18375722]

you need a responsible adult supervising you when you cook so this doesn't happen again

[Anonymous No.18375729]

>>18375722
>you need a responsible adult supervising you when you cook
OP's handler here, so yeah, about that...
Every time he gets off his meds he DOUSES himself in extra virgin olivol, crams a fistful of barilla spaghetti up his ass.
Calls himself "al fornicator" and starts fucking with the damn oven, when no one's around.
After almost two weeks of trying to catch the slippery lil' devil I must've passed out from exhaustion.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.18375856]

>>18374967
All misfortune is funny. Further, misfortune is the only thing that is genuinely funny.

[Anonymous No.18375880]

what are you asking strangers about what your kitchen is missing? are you blind or just stupid? maybe both, from the fire?

[Anonymous No.18375989]

>>18374585
What does "stove utensils" entail?

[Anonymous No.18376448]

[Anonymous No.18376549]

>>18374937
No, but the police might find what you have to say 'funny'. I guess you'll have to explain it to them as I've reported you :)

[Anonymous No.18376558]

>>18375989
spoon, spatula, flipper, masher, spider, pasta scoop

[Anonymous No.18376559]

>>18376448

[Anonymous No.18376669]

>>18374585
Definitely get a scale and a thermometer.
Aside from that...
>Baking dish
>Cake pan
>Ramekins
>One of those glass domes to put stuff under (I like these)
>Torch
>measuring stuff

[Anonymous No.18377672]

>>18376448
lok at him go

[Anonymous No.18378224]

A smoke detector

[Anonymous No.18378251]

Sprinkler system

[Anonymous No.18378256]

>>18375856
I remember being 14 once.

[Anonymous No.18378553]

Sounds like you’re missing cooking skills since you burnt your fucking house down, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.18378568]

>>18375989
Wow I have pretty much everything on here.

[Anonymous No.18378680]

>>18375989
How the fuck are a sieve/strain and a mortar and pestle not under the absolute minimum branch? Some shit isn't edible unless smashed, ground, etc. Some things need to be strained. Wait, how the fuck is there not a knife there?

[Anonymous No.18378681]

>>18374585
Fish spatula is something I use pretty often. I have a lot of specialized tools but I think youre pretty well set. Maybe a dedicated microplane if your cheese grater doesnt have a microplane section

Can opener, measuring cups/spoons, food scale Id also say are some of my more common items.

[Anonymous No.18378764]

OP here my house did not actually burn down; I just said that to provide a plausible reason for replacing my items because I didn't feel like typing the real reason

[Anonymous No.18378770]

Wooden spoon
Tongs
One big ol pyrex measuring cup
^honestly my most used kitchen items besides a decent pan.

[Anonymous No.18378792]

>>18374685
>you can't laugh at some vague misfortune some anonymous person posted about
you soft

[Anonymous No.18378797]

>>18374585
a soup ladle and a slow cooker if you'd use it well enough

[Anonymous No.18379009]

The right answer is: you'll find a new recipe and in case you don't have the tools to make it, buy a new tool.

[Anonymous No.18379399]

>>18378680
Because if you're trying to make do with the absolute minimum, you'll obviously have to forgo some foods. Also there's a knife in the first row.

[Anonymous No.18379693]

>>18374585
>Enamelled cast-iron Dutch oven
>Carbon steel frying pan
>Shun 7" chef's knife
>Large can of truffles
>Sexy latina maid
>Mirror, razor blade and assortment of insufflatable stimulants
>Vodka and lube
>wok sang
>will to live
>smoke alarm
>fire insurance
>Canned food and shotguns

[Anonymous No.18380962]

>>18379693
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.18381895]

>>18375856
Your life must be hilarious to you then.

[Anonymous No.18381905]

>>18374585
Brick oven

[Anonymous No.18382040]

>>18374585
Can opener and measuring devices (spoons/cups, or a food scale if you're autistic) come to mind.

[Anonymous No.18383196]

>>18374585
tfw not living the feral lifestyle

[Anonymous No.18383199]

>>18378764
You stuck them up your ass didn't you

[Anonymous No.18384325]

>>18374585
a garlic press

[Anonymous No.18384340]

>>18374585
don't you just get the bare essentials then cook and go 'ah fuck i don't have X do i, i must buy one' when the need arises and then stick it on a list and as a result only accumulate the things you actually require? that's how i did it.

[Anonymous No.18384430]

>>18374937
Christ you’re a fucking loser lol
You definitely listened to metal and wore a trench coat in HS