Is the most overrated "seasoning"

[Anonymous No.18369760]

I'm willing to bet that "Umami" isn't even a real flavour.
Just savoury thats had it's dick sucked by overzelous Asians and soy boys.

[Anonymous No.18369763]

Oh boy another incel that cannot cook thread. .. .

[Anonymous No.18369768]

It’s not going to transform anything radically but adding a little MSG to a casserole or stew brings out a just a hint of extra flavour, I recommend it.

[Anonymous No.18369772]

>>18369763
I can cook really fucking good.
Willing to bet that your mom will invite me over again to butterfly her breasts again ;)

[Anonymous No.18369778]

>>18369768
Idk man, I've been to, too many Chinese places and they just smother the food in MSG to the point where you just feel sick.
Like I get the whole "savoury" appeal but honestly you're just better off making that flavour yourself by rendering down meats fat.

[Anonymous No.18369817]

I don't believe umami exists, it's a meme started many years ago to fool poorfag asians when times were bad and now it's a meme but it does not taste anything, and hipsters will say yeah that is the taste but they too feel no taste.

so congrats all of you who fell for it, some long dead chinese king is laughing at you

[Anonymous No.18369838]

>>18369760
>>18369817
Umami and savory are the same thing

[Anonymous No.18369843]

>>18369838
no

[Anonymous No.18369845]

I've tasted pure MSG and have concluded it's just another form of salty, rather than a whole new basic taste.

[Anonymous No.18369912]

>>18369845
thank you, umami is a fake fucking meme

[Anonymous No.18369923]

>>18369760
The only thing I agree with is that it feels a little silly to say out loud.

[Anonymous No.18369934]

>>18369845
>>18369912
it's not fake, you have dedicated receptors for MSG on your tongue

[Anonymous No.18369945]

Let me guess salt is an overrated seasoning too.

[Anonymous No.18369950]

>>18369934
and in the asshole right? no I don't believe you, sounds like some bitchute flatearth shit

[Anonymous No.18370167]

>>18369817
Exactly, anyone who uses it unironiclly is either just too pretentious to realise that its just another consoymer product.

[Anonymous No.18370171]

>>18369950
In the asshole? You have dedicated receptors for hard dick

[Anonymous No.18370189]

>>18369760
You’re the most retarded person on the board right now.
>>18369817
Actually you are
>>18370167
>consoymer
Fucking lmao you are now king retard. Holy fuck I bet you thought that was comedy gold. You can only be a zoomer.

[Anonymous No.18370632]

It's savory lol

[Anonymous No.18370682]

>>18370189
See what I mean, you expose "product" for what it actually is and then all the retards who gobble up up this meme shit come charging in, mouths foaming lol.
Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.18370683]

>>18370189
>consoymer
that's actually pretty funny desu

[Anonymous No.18370686]

>OP cant taste MSG
>is calling others tastelets
never fails, OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.18370923]

If you don’t think it’s real or over rated cook up some simple French fries.
Season half of them with just salt and put half salt half MSG on the other ones.
If you can’t taste the difference you are a complete tastelet.

[Anonymous No.18370945]

>>18369778
He said a little bit of msg you retarded mouth breather.

[Anonymous No.18370948]

>>18369843
yes

[Anonymous No.18370953]

Say that I wanted to get in the msg gang, which brand should I buy first?

[Anonymous No.18371334]

>>18370945
Every Chinese restaurant in the US cuts corners and serves up the equivalent of nuclear waste on a plate.
>mystery black garlic sauces
>oily and greasy
>cheapest cuts of meats and seafood sourced from who the fuck knows where
>produce is toxic shit covered in pesticides
>unhealthy cooking oils
>msg

FUCK Chinese food, there's a reason why Chinese males have the same body types as baby seals and Indian women. Fucking shits have 0 standards.

[Anonymous No.18371359]

>>18371334
Sometimes it just hits the spot, like spring rolls and crab rangoons. Fuck all I can't explain it but it does go well with beers.

[Anonymous No.18371360]

It's not, it just means "savory". That's it.

[Anonymous No.18372007]

>>18369760
meat with nothing: taste alright
meat with salt: delectable
meat with msg: delectabler
conclusion: msg is salt that make taste bud go bazunga a bit harder

[Anonymous No.18372020]

>>18369760
Anti-expert sentiment again. Thousands of professionals say this thing is true, but according to my limited experience and knowledge, it doesn't seem true. I obviously know more than they do.

TL:DR My ignorance is as good as your knowledge.

[Anonymous No.18372028]

>>18370682
>seethes for no reason and attack other people's preferences for a dumb idea
>people call you a retard
>"See?! See?! Exposed lmao"
why are you like this?
>>18371359
stop replying to pasta my man

[Anonymous No.18372040]

>>18369760
Just buy a bag and taste it.

[Anonymous No.18372069]

>>18369760
You're a whitoid christcuck, correct? Whitoid christcucks are sado masochists who think food can't taste good unless you slave over it for 6 hours. MSG is SCIENCE. It allows humanity to bypass making stockpots overnight to extract the flavor. Move on with the times, gramps.

[Anonymous No.18372088]

>>18369760

[Anonymous No.18372089]

>>18372020
not too long to read and not true lol

[Anonymous No.18372165]

>>18372089
Oh, so you are an expert in how taste receptors work? Wonderful, please prove then why umami isn't a flavor, and be sure to explain the physiological processes involved. I'll wait.

If you aren't an expert, then shut the fuck up and listen to the experts. Idiots like you are why polio is coming back.

[Anonymous No.18372167]

Umami is what mushrooms taste like, not meat not vegetable, somewhere in between.

[Anonymous No.18372175]

>>18372165
>polio is coming back
don't tempt me with a good time

[Anonymous No.18372229]

>>18372175
Wonder Woman will save us from you evil types