/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18368198]

Why are women insecure about cooking nowadays? There's nothing wrong with enjoying and knowing how to cook.
We need to get women back in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.18368205]

Real incel hours.

[Anonymous No.18368220]

>>18368198
that poor lady.

how are women going to learn how to cook now? they can watch bon appetit and fagusea but it's not really the same as doing it. a strong independent career woman doesn't need to cook for herself, anyway. that's what uber eats is for.

[Anonymous No.18368229]

Girl bosses use food delivery apps and subscription meals to eat nowadays

[Anonymous No.18368231]

>tfw will never be a househusband for a career woman and cook her meals every day

[Anonymous No.18368235]

>>18368231
What's so bad about being a Mr. Mom?

[Anonymous No.18368236]

>>18368205
>fpbp
>/thread

[Anonymous No.18368245]

>>18368220
>they can watch bon appetit and fagusea but it's not really the same as doing it
Holy shit. This might be the biggest projection I've ever seen on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.18368249]

>>18368245
did you catch the last fagusea vid? I love how he respects women AND the science.

[Anonymous No.18368255]

>>18368235
Nothing anon, you may have misread my post.
Its what WANT to do. I just don't think it will happen

[Anonymous No.18368256]

>>18368249
If I ever met anyone irl who told me they ever clicked on a ragusa link I would beat their face in. I fucking hate zoomers.

[Anonymous No.18368268]

>>18368255
I didn't, and I agree on it's likelihood. But all a man has, is hope.

[Anonymous No.18368275]

Neckbeard moment.

[Anonymous No.18368289]

>>18368256
same with babish. I've only ever met preddit types who think they're smart for knowing about them, like a secret key to cooking: some faggy midwit charlatans on youtube.

[Anonymous No.18368316]

>>18368289
Did you happen to see that smash burger thread from a few days ago? It was nothing but ragusa/babish babies repeating the same talking points about "maillard reaction" trying to argue how overcooked fast food burgers are the *best thing ever!* with a few anons who actually cook. It was one of the cringiest things I've seen in awhile. E-celeb crap is the worst thing that's ever happened to this board.

[Anonymous No.18368320]

>>18368249
All you need to take a look at that face and you just know hes a retard.

[Anonymous No.18368322]

>>18368316
damn still seething about smash burgers being better three days later huh? That's kinda sad

[Anonymous No.18368325]

>>18368316
e celeb shit used to be fun anon,
joey threads, jack threads

[Anonymous No.18368338]

>>18368198
They aren't. You don't sound like you know many women. You might not know any women at all, or possibly anybody of any gender.

[Anonymous No.18368339]

>>18368338
No shit. Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.18368342]

>assblasted roasties haunting the thread like the fetal ghosts that haunt their pussies

[Anonymous No.18368345]

>>18368338
>>18368339
Brava. Way to exhibit behaviors akin to sexist.

[Anonymous No.18368352]

>>18368345
There's nothing sexist about being familiar with women as real human beings.

[Anonymous No.18368355]

>>18368339

[Anonymous No.18368362]

>>18368352
You're judging people with access to little information of who they are, that's akin to what sexist do.

[Anonymous No.18368365]

>>18368325
>e celeb shit used to be fun
>joey
>jack
That's when this board went to shit. If you don't remember masao you're just a retarded election tourist.

[Anonymous No.18368369]

>>18368231
I’m living your dream apparently lol

[Anonymous No.18368404]

>>18368365
Actually I truthfully started using this site in 2017 so that's 3 years before Biden won. I'm pretty far from an election tourist and I only ever used /pol/ during the campaign and not since then so sit and be humble.

[Anonymous No.18368411]

We need to get everyone back in the kitchen. It is not acceptable to be at or above the age of 18, and not know how to prepare a meal for yourself.

[Anonymous No.18368413]

>>18368404
>truthfully started using this site in 2017 so that's 3 years before biden won
>pretty far from an election tourist
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.18368416]

>>18368411
Yes, I agree but there is no prejudice against males in the kitchen nowadays as there is about women. The powers that be don't want women to know anything about cooking, they want to make women believe it's demeaning.

[Anonymous No.18368423]

>>18368416
Don't think anyone is stopping them m8.

[Anonymous No.18368434]

>>18368198
>Milena-Velba
Damn. My titty-memory is off these days. I could have sworn that was Nadine Jansen.
>>18368205
Because we want women to be able to be self-sufficient and able to feed themselves and others? That is sexist. Learning skills that allow you to be independent gives you strength. Next thing you know people will scream at me for trying to teach women how to sew.

[Anonymous No.18368436]

>>18368434
No, because you sound like an incel.

[Anonymous No.18368449]

>>18368436
>w-why did you aborted me, mommy? you would have named me deshawn
>why do you look at 4chan when it makes you sad, mommy?
>maybe you could have maked me pancakes instead, mommy
>you d-didn't have to be alone, mommy
>it's okay, mommy, I'll w-wait for you

[Anonymous No.18368460]

They all want to be strong independent women who don't need no man. Well, until they need to date me or hire my services just to fucking feed themselves.

[Anonymous No.18368471]

>>18368460
Yeah. They'll need you one day. Then they'll be sorry.

[Anonymous No.18368482]

>>18368471
They need me every day. I make food for a living. After 5 years with a gf who couldn't cook I got a bf and we cook together.

[Anonymous No.18368497]

>>18368482
>After 5 years with a gf who couldn't cook I got a bf and we cook together.
Normally we call that a best friend or a dorm-mate. Or you were just gay all along.

[Anonymous No.18368510]

>>18368497
>just gay all along
Yep

[Anonymous No.18368512]

>>18368497
If he kept the gf it's a trinity and that's ideal. Most people need more than one partner to complete them, but more than two can get frustratingly conplicated.

[Anonymous No.18368514]

>>18368365
ive used this site since 2009 anon, i just never really browsed /ck/ a whole ton since the joey shit
calm down loser

[Anonymous No.18368535]

>>18368514
>admitting to being a newfag
Double yikes!

[Anonymous No.18368562]

>>18368535
who the fuck cares this site is reddit 2.0 anyways elitist fag

[Anonymous No.18368573]

>>18368198
Is anyone going to make a crude remark about the size of that woman's breasts?

[Anonymous No.18368574]

>>18368411
Doing shit by yourself is considered waste of time nowdays.

[Anonymous No.18368575]

Boobs

[Anonymous No.18368622]

No idea, I've never dated a girl who can cook. I was with a girl who would get dominos on those finance plans though, even though I told her she could literally buy 2 sacks of potatoes with the three £7 payments she's making over three months and sustain her for weeks.

[Anonymous No.18368646]

>>18368622
>dominos on those finance plans
jesus

[Anonymous No.18368671]

>>18368198
>We need to get women back in the kitchen.
This is why you men are still single and will never find a girl to settle with you let alone leave your creeper anime dungeon. Why would we want to sequester ourselves like our ancestors did? I rather be free to enjoy my life's ambitions and pursuits rather than be weighed down by a fat dysgenic loser incel who thinks women are some brainless creature you keep as a sex pet. Your understanding of women goes to show why you all are nothing more than unfit for society outcasts where you shouldn't be brought out into the sunlight.

As you all say, cope and seethe. The world is different and you're outdated, out classed and obsolete.

[Anonymous No.18368677]

>>18368671
Based.

[Anonymous No.18368699]

>>18368671
>"I can order food by UberEats, so I don't have to waste my time in kitchen and can waste my time browsing social media more" The post
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.18368706]

>>18368671

You clearly have no friends, let alone the ability to comment on how relationships work.

[Anonymous No.18368714]

>>18368671
>fat dysgenic loser incel
I am those things but I am not a misogynist who thinks like that, I simply believe we should encourage more women to learn and enjoy cooking for themselves or loved ones instead of viewing it as something demeaning and shameful.

[Anonymous No.18368724]

[Anonymous No.18368729]

>>18368714
Nobody does that, Anon. You need to learn to discern between the real world and what terminally online people love to spout in their little echo chambers

[Anonymous No.18368899]

>>18368671
okay then have fun when youre 40 and childless. No one will settle down and provide for you. You do not get the benefits of being a traditional woman while offering none of the benefits.

[Anonymous No.18368909]

>>18368289
Midwits need an idol to worship.

[Anonymous No.18368917]

>>18368365
wow dude youve wasted more of your life on here than anyone else youre so cool man haha

[Anonymous No.18368929]

>>18368365
hello fellow oldfag. remember the ronnie's burgers posts?

[Anonymous No.18368931]

>>18368562
last post best post

[Anonymous No.18368934]

[Anonymous No.18368937]

I made all of these btw

[Anonymous No.18368974]

>>18368198
My aunt lives with my grandma and I've never seen her in front of a stove. My mom claims to have seen her in front of the stove only to heat up a hamburger patty. We and my mom hate her so we try not to bring too much food to my grandmas house and if there's any leftovers of food we made at my grandmas we take it home and throw it in the trash.

[Anonymous No.18369066]

>>18368231
Thanks for reminding me.

[Anonymous No.18369082]

Mother claims she never feels appreciated for her cooking.
Sister actually kinda likes cooking but always feels stressed like something might go wrong while under time pressure. Hence she prefers baking.

[Anonymous No.18369129]

>second wave feminism still living rent free inside op's head

Why does it always feel like I'm communicating with people through a wormhole in the spacetime continuum. Prime rib is cool, murphy brown is destroying america's moral fabric, what's next are we going to be sperging about the hazards of MSG in chinese food?

[Anonymous No.18369157]

Gender roles were considered oppressive by marxist thinkers.
Today women feel obligated to not oblige them in order to continue the revolution.
Evolution will fix this sort of thinking, look at who is having children and who isn't, they will inherit the earth and feminism will be a footnote.

[Anonymous No.18369165]

>>18368404
This has to be bait right?

[Anonymous No.18369172]

>>18368434
>Next thing you know people will scream at me for trying to teach women how to sew.
Somehow I don't believe that you know how to sew or have ever tried to teach a woman how to sew. I suspect you just criticize them online for not being trad enough while you sit in your underwear eating cheetos

[Anonymous No.18369180]

>>18369172
Or perhaps he is advocating for the change he wants to see in society same as you.
I don't care if you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.18369182]

>>18368404
lmao I love you

[Anonymous No.18369186]

>>18369180
That was my first post itt Cheetos anon

[Anonymous No.18369192]

>>18369186
Congrats, maybe you'll get to hug a woman if you continue to advocate for their liberation from oppressive gender norms.
What do you like to cook?

[Anonymous No.18369197]

>>18369192
I am a woman, and I will never sew or cook anything for you. So it doesn't matter what I like to cook because you'll never taste it ;)

[Anonymous No.18369217]

>>18369197
Cool, you don't need to as I have one already who will. The best part is that you don't even need to change your attitude in your lifetime, those who believe in gender roles are the ones having more children. Society changes to reflect its inhabitants.

[Anonymous No.18369225]

>>18368231
Kek my dad and me where I still am for my mom I miss food being cheap and feedie her

[Anonymous No.18369228]

>>18369217
The zoomer generation is filled with ze/zir types anon, and lots of them come from trad households. Sorry to burst your bubble but people are going to continue to be more and more liberated from traditional gender roles

[Anonymous No.18369247]

>back in the kitchen
yes to clean
i dont trust women to make food for me

[Anonymous No.18369256]

>>18369228
>gender
doesnt exist
woman is a sex

[Anonymous No.18369259]

>>18369256
>Gender roles don't exist
Then why are you mad about women not cooking and sewing retard

[Anonymous No.18369262]

>>18369228
It actually doesn't matter if they are, that's kind of my point. Those who accept your viewpoint effectively self-select out of the genepool, either outright through being childless or by breeding under replacement level.
The segment of the population that doesn't identify with dysgenic strategies will only become more staunch in their opposition. Social conditioning also only works for as long as basic needs are met, once those are no longer being met and normal darwinian conditions return, then you'll see a large societal adjustment as the energy that was available to think about concepts like women's liberation will need to be diverted to simply surviving.
I'm playing a longer game than you, no civilization has lasted longer than 500~ years before being ripe for collapse. Conformity is enforced by necessity.

[Anonymous No.18369277]

>>18369262
>Oh yeah, well when the apocalypse comes you'll be sorry, because my wife knows how to cook beef wellington!

[Anonymous No.18369282]

>>18369277
>the apocalypse
Societal collapse isn't the end, just a new beginning in a cycle that has been occurring since before recorded history.
I'll accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.18369288]

>>18369282
>I'll accept your concession

[Anonymous No.18369325]

>>18368231
this was me, I was in neetdom for 2 years and it was ideal

[Anonymous No.18369334]

>>18369259
everyone should know how to
it seems zoomie women are particularly terrible at cooking
idk why you think every poster it is OP

[Anonymous No.18369349]

>>18368205
>discussing why people are insecure about a basic life skill that has been practiced since living in caves and huts makes someone an incel

Kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.18369363]

>>18369334
I've yet to have been with a girl my age who can cook as well as me. Kind of nice though cuz it's gotten me head before lol. >>18369334

[Anonymous No.18369366]

>>18369349
see >>18369129

[Anonymous No.18369375]

>>18369157
>he said increasingly nervous for the 8th decade in a row since women acquired the right to vote

[Anonymous No.18369376]

>>18369366
Repackaged "CURRENT YEAR" posts aren't worth anyone's time. You're not clever.

[Anonymous No.18369379]

>>18369375
I'm pretty at ease. We haven't had harsh darwinian selection since the industrial revolution, 8 decades isn't a very long time.

[Anonymous No.18369385]

>>18368937
thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.18369399]

>>18369376
You're right, it doesn't show any cleverness to point at a retard and call it retarded

This being something that took zero skill on my part doesn't make *you* any less retarded though

Were you adopted by octogenarians or what's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.18369406]

>>18369379
I'm a fat piece of shit who can't cook and I'll survive Darwinian pressures because I'm intelligent and have marketable skills. Have fun hunting moose or whatever meme bullshit you tell yourself

[Anonymous No.18369415]

>>18369399
>octogenarians
What does this have to do with Splatoon?

[Anonymous No.18369441]

>>18369406
I think there's a concept that fits this type of situation, Donkey Kong effect or some such.
>assuming there's a proper market and that the skills you have will be valuable on the other side
>>18369399
gb2r

[Anonymous No.18369452]

>>18369441
>Society is going to completely collapse and return to the bronze age!! 2 more weeks!!!

[Anonymous No.18369460]

>>18368231
My dream…

[Anonymous No.18369474]

>>18369452
>it's unprecedented
>never happened in all of history
As stated, long game.

[Anonymous No.18369482]

>>18369474
>plays the long game
>dies alone surrounded by canned beans and katanas
>discovered weeks later when neighbors report a smell

[Anonymous No.18369498]

>>18369482
You're still thinking short term.
>anon is found as a mummified corpse in an excavated city 2000 years in the future clinging to his virtues that no one cares about

[Anonymous No.18369537]

>>18369406
>marketable skills
at least you are smart enough to know you are a useful idiot