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>they have perfected the pepperoni pizza in the dining hall
>every year it gets better
>it's like an A- easy

>> No.18366696

>>18366693
This girl is like the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka in real life

>> No.18366714

>>18366696
bitch is a big ol lemon

>> No.18366908

>>18366714
Would you impregnate her if you were guaranteed to dodge child support?

>> No.18366923

>>18366908
Don't have to worry about child support. The mass of the fat around her has created an extensive gravitational force going inside her body. The pressure in the core would crush any child attempting to develop.

>> No.18366929

>>18366908
any child inside her would be crushed by the weight of her fat

>> No.18366984

>>18366693
Poast the Verruca Salt edit

>> No.18366999

>>18366696
She's the yellow peanut MnM

>> No.18367005 [DELETED] 

>>18366693
Kill all fat niggers with assault rifles

>> No.18367030

>>18366908
i would do my very best from behind as i have a long hair fetish

>> No.18367038

>>18366693
I have seen this webm so many times and I just now noticed that there's a fat cat in the bottom left

>> No.18367083

>>18366693
Nice lemon pig bro.

>> No.18367135

>>18366693
I am so concerned for that cat's safety. She could easily fall on it, sit on it, or eat it.

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>>18366696
Listen close!
Listen hard!

>> No.18367291 [DELETED] 

imagine the braps

>> No.18367344 [DELETED] 

>>18367291
She probably has violent diarrhea multiple times a day

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>>18367344

>> No.18367530

>>18366693
Would

>> No.18367585

any tips for asking students to swipe you into their all-you-can-eat dining hall... what schools let you do this and which schools make you pay per item?

>> No.18367779

>>18367585
what the fuck kind of tip do you think there is? the tip is getting swiped in, retard

>> No.18367785

>>18367386
Menhra-chan finally started girlmoding

>> No.18367908

>>18366693
I want to fuck the fattest girl in the world
I want to lift the fupa like atlas lifts the world on top of his shoulders and dive in
I want to make it through the rolls on top of rolls of fat
I want to get buried alive in the fat like a mummy
I just want to be sucked in by the sheer force of a vacuum sealed pussy that hasn't been exposed to air since 200 pounds ago
I want the sheet force of half a ton of legs pressing on my back to break my spine in half
I want to be lifted up and down by this massive sentient mass hungry to consume more and more
I want God to look down on me from far high in the heavens in shame
I want the sound we make in the triple reinforced steel bed to traverse across a mile leaving children angered and confused
I want the sheet efort of contorting her body to continuously stop and restart her heart
I want her movements of slight rotation to be so fierce she just dropped 14 pounds by the end of it
I want the sweat that drips from her fat to form a puddle so deep it could cleanse the thirst of a hundred human slaves working hard day and night pulling rocks to form the pyramids of the Egypt
I want her body to change shapes going through all the basic geometrical forms as I bring her closer and closer to orgasm
I want to fat to raise and consume her body and mind starting by her head getting concealed within her and then spreading through her arms and legs until I'm fucking a literal ball of fat
I want to strike fear across the hearts of all doctors and dietitians in the world
I want to slap her thighs with my mighty pelvis so hard it causes a seismic movement
I want to cum inside her do hard that all the half digested reses pieces inside her belly go through the digestive track backwards and emerge from her mouth as brand new reses pieces in an event that will be marked as a miracle and canonized by the Vatican

>> No.18368331

>>18366693
How is it "perfect" if it's an A-?
How is it getting better if they perfected it?

>> No.18368589

>>18366693
Literally disgusting. It'll be funnier when she dies at 40

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>>18367344
I wish she would unleash it on me

>> No.18370075

IT'S GONNA BLOW

>> No.18370093

He can't keep getting away with it

>> No.18370121

>>18366693
I would.
Not even lying.
I would just to see what it’s like, and have an amazing drinking story to tell.

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>>18370075

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>>18367170
No, not that one you stupid, tasteless, classless zoomer.