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18363316 No.18363316 [Reply] [Original]

italian immigrants invented the modern pizza with tomato sauce and cheese in america. italians wouldn’t know real pizza if i shit in their mouth after a delicious pizza from my local pizzeria

>> No.18365155

>>18363316
pizza is just a grilled cheese where you bake the dough with the toppings
its a basic as fuck dish you can't really be fancy about it, and anytime someone does i cover my pizza in pineapple. i don't even like pineapple pizza

>> No.18365268

>>18363316
That's a shitty looking pizza, tho

>> No.18365340

pizza is a glorified sandwich
why would you be a snob about sandwiches
it's the most pleb shit ever
literal wageslave food for people who have to eat on the fly instead of enjoying a nice meal

>> No.18365503
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18365503

>>18365340
>IT"S LE SAAAAANDWICH

So quirky fellow redditor!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18365674

>>18365503
even pies have more nuance than your shitty snack
cope

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18365759

>>18365674
>TACOS ARE A SANDWICH
>PIZZAS ARE A SANDWICH
>RAVIOLI IS A SANDWICH

You're not funny.

>> No.18365818

>>18365340
>why would you be a snob about sandwiches
have you ever met a jew in your life

>> No.18365829

>>18365818
yes. he went to the same church as some family members. he tried 'wooing' me when I was a kid,

>> No.18366822

>>18363316
Here is one for you
Pizza is just a bread with tomato sauce and cheese, to be specific arab bread

>> No.18366837 [DELETED] 

>>18363316
>italians wouldn’t know real pizza if i shit in their mouth
well obviously because then they'd be eating shit and not pizza. duh.

>> No.18366964
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18366964

>>18366822
>TIL flat bread is unique to le heckin aladdin people my fellow reddirinos

>> No.18366968

>IMMIGRANTS INVENTED CARBS TO TARD CYCLE

okay good, no Italian involved in that shitshow

>> No.18366974

>>18363316
Very original take and thread, proud of you. Americans did invent most of the good things in the world, including democracy, electricity and cars.

>> No.18367805

>>18363316
Better than that meme pizza with splotches of cheese and lawn clippings.

>> No.18367824

>>18365268
It looks delicious