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>over 100 slices of pepperoni
>full handle of vodka
>fresh bottle of 'vark
Yep, it's going to be one of those nights.

>> No.18360131

>>18360108
Are you using the hot sauce as a mixer or a chaser?

>> No.18360134

Don't eat and drink too much. Go to the gym instead my friend.

>> No.18360142

>>18360108
I'm guessing you have these kinds of nights often

>> No.18360144

Eat and drink as much as possible. Get super fat and die an insignificant death.

>> No.18360147

>pour shot into pepperoni
>eat pepperoni
>report back

>> No.18360166

>>18360108
>over 100 slices of pepperoni
there's only 8 homeboy

>> No.18360169
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>>18360147
Honestly not bad. I also added a drop of 'vark. Unfortunately cooked pepperoni is a little more porous than I thought.

>> No.18360189

>>18360169
maybe double layering the pepperoni could help

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>>18360108

>> No.18360203

>>18360108
How do I time my drinking to not fucking get sick half an hour in?
When I drink I feel happy for a bit, then drink more and start to get sick and sleepy, if I continue I just throw up

>> No.18360209

>>18360108
>>18360169
tbell anon?

>> No.18360219

>>18360203
Drink water once you're happy

>> No.18360240

>>18360169
Do you have sex with the pizza?

>> No.18360247

>>18360134
>The gym
Ha! I use my house, the yard, the world as my gym. I don't prescribe to your silly, childish, infantile notions. If I want to grow stronger, I lift rocks or trees and exercise. If I want to be faster, I run with the air pumping in my lungs and feel the sun course over my body.
A gym!
Lol.

>> No.18360253

>>18360108
>>18360169
nice 'za you got there. however i've never tried some 'vark myself

>> No.18360254

>>18360247
You don't do any of that

>> No.18360260

>>18360254
I do. I bet you don't even go to your "Gym". Repeating that little word like it means something. Like it means improvement, when in reality it means vanity. When you think it applies to growth, yet it is instead stagnation. Whimsy and foolishness. Apply yourself, and better your life as a result.

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>>18360260
>I do. I bet you don't even go to your "Gym". Repeating that little word like it means something. Like it means improvement, when in reality it means vanity. When you think it applies to growth, yet it is instead stagnation. Whimsy and foolishness. Apply yourself, and better your life as a result

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>>18360272

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>>18360274

>> No.18360312
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Try some of this shit, OP

>> No.18360314

>>18360108
Is that the best vodka for an alcoholic? I can't drink until Monday evening but I'm planning my actions already.

>> No.18360426

>>18360314
Not him but yes. It's only $13.99 for a handle here and not at all terrible.

>> No.18360714

>>18360312
How many slices of pepperoni in each canoe?

>> No.18360743

One month into being sober has made me realize how little life is worth living without vodka.
Godspeed OP

>> No.18360746

>>18360108
Gross. It looks like they threw the pepperoni on top after it finished baking.

>> No.18360765

>>18360209
Yeah it's him

>> No.18360769

>>18360108
108 slices to be precise

>> No.18360790

>>18360108
Fuck I had pepperoni Pizza today but now you make me want to make my own and just put ridiculous piles of pepperoni on it.

>> No.18360813

>>18360769
I count 94

>> No.18360816

>>18360813
look closer and be aware that some slices conceal another slice underneath

>> No.18360916

>>18360769
I had a feeling some autist would actually count the slices.

>> No.18361058

>>18360746
Pepperoni doesn't curl up like that unless it's been baked.

>> No.18361070

>>18360253
I hope you die.

>> No.18361157

>>18360108
Why do people come here to advertise their shitty lifestyles? Noone cares that you are drinking shitty booze and takeout

>> No.18361163

>>18361157
I care.

>> No.18361165

>>18361163
Why?

>> No.18361167

i like habanero secret aardvark, why does it always get shit on here

>> No.18361187

>>18361165
Because I am drunk and eating pizza soon. I am bonding with OP by having the same shit lifestyle. I don’t have friends and anons are all I have.

>> No.18361289

>>18360260
Post body, lifts, and degrees.

>> No.18361494

>>18360108
the little Ceasars near me screwed me so hard on this. No where near 100 pepperoni, more like 40. Huge gaps all over my pie, but I know if I complain they'll just ignore me and treat me like a fatass aspie, so I'm not buying it again.

>> No.18361640

>>18361494
I feel like they're probably supposed to weigh out the pepperoni so that it's close to 100 every time.

>> No.18361652

>>18361187
sad

>> No.18361680

>>18361157
Posting OC and discussing food and cooking is the entire point of the board. What the fuck do you come here for?

>> No.18361688

>>18360108
Gay

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>>18360131
I don't usually mix my vodka, but after trying that pepperoni shot I was thinking about trying a varktini with a pepperoni garnish.

>> No.18362198

>>18361167
It used to be posted and talked about just as regularly as anything else. Then the soyjak fags showed up and started shitposting anything related to hot sauce, and one anon decided to make a few Secret Aardvark edits and try force a meme. It's also from Portland, and election tourists get extremely uncomfortable when they see anything related to Portland/SF/Brooklyn.

>> No.18362928

>>18360166
It took me a minute to figure out what you were trying to say. Nobody refers to pepperoni pizza as "pepperoni" when there isn't any other kind of pizza.

>> No.18362955

>>18360108

Lol eating fucks up the whole drinking experience. Personally I'd only have 2 slices during the night and I would eat them very slowly so I don't interfere with the alcohol absorption.

>> No.18363029

>>18362955
Treating alcohol like molly or dmt - where you have to plan out your night, and make sure you eat such and such at such and such time - is just weird. It's not like OP is going out clubbing until 4 in the morning. It's just pizza and liquor. Eat and drink as much as you want, and if you pass out it's still pizza and liquor, and still just as good as it was 4 hours earlier.

>> No.18363110

>>18360108
Shitty vodka...

>> No.18363138
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>>18363110
It could be worse. At least it's not Popov or Tito's.

>> No.18363184

>>18360108
My job sells that vodka. How is it compared to more known brands

>> No.18363225

>>18363184
For a plastic handle it's about as good as you're going to get, but at the end of the day it's still a plastic handle. That said, I'd say it's just as good as a lot of vodkas twice the price, and on par with Smirnoff, Stoli, or New Amsterdam.

>> No.18363231

>>18363225
Hm. Maybe I'll get it at some point. We have the big bottles.

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>>18360134
real king shit right here

>> No.18363267

>>18360108
can I get this as a thin crust at king caesars?
that looks amazing OP

>> No.18363273

>>18362955
>>18363029
Alcohol-induced euphoria only happens within a fairly narrow window. Overshoot it and it turns sedative, ending your fun.
Drinking hard on an empty stomach spikes your insulin, resulting in low-blood sugar that makes most people feel like shit.

If that doesn't happen to either of you (or if you simply don't care) then fine. But that makes you outliers.

>> No.18363303

>>18363138
i'd rather buy a fine old bottle of blended from the 70s like white horse or chivas more expensive tho but not as much as a single malt

>> No.18363331

>>18360203
pace yourself plus drink water

>> No.18364783

>>18363303
Everyone turns to vodka eventually. The lack of a hangover makes up for the neutral flavor.

>> No.18364823

>>18360281
Good album

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>>18360144
it's for you

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>> No.18365685

>>18360108
No TB?

>> No.18365915

>>18365618
Pretty much me except i have some autistic girl in another thread. She ate a while jar of speculoos. Too nervous to post in it tho.

>> No.18365964

>>18365915
... What?

>> No.18365984

>>18365618
Based

>> No.18366001

>>18365964
I don't have one of those fucktoy things. I have some autistic girl in another thread.

>> No.18366034

>>18366001
Yikes --->>>18344100
Not very 'vark, bro.
Please leave

>> No.18366184

>>18366001
Yeah but she's not physically in your house, or anywhere remotely near you. At least Fucktoy Anon can actually fuck his toy. Also, take your meds

>> No.18366196

>>18366184
Bro, I never said it wasnt pathetic.

>>18366034
'vark is gay. homos give eachother the old Texas chili bowl

>> No.18366504

>>18366196
Not your bro, guy

>> No.18366579

>>18360144
Hey what was the name of that super jacked, disciplined guy who was super popular who died the other day? What's that? You don't remember him or his accomplishments? Huh

>> No.18366590

>>18365618
mmm is that pizza big enough for you, king? You'll want to be nice and full when you bust inside that pussy. Maybe get some dessert and make that belly nice and solid and thick first, really fill up before you empty your nuts inside that pussy, king.

>> No.18366651

>>18361680
Discussing food and cooking.

>> No.18366750

>>18361680
For me, its all about that 'vark life

>> No.18366751

>>18366651
Highly doubtful.

>> No.18367413

>>18360108
>Fun memories of sitting alone, eating a whole pizza, and drinking half a liter of Sobieski
>Then remember the next day throwing up and remembering I’m alone and hating my obese self

I work out now and the only habit I can’t break is checking this barren image board, but occasionally I remember the neet life and have some melancholy for a bit

God Speed anon, enjoy destroying yourself for those who can’t anymore

>> No.18368204

>>18367413
It's good you're doing well, anon. I honestly don't trust many people who haven't been there at some point in their life.

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>>18365618
Looks good king

>> No.18369553

Fuck yeah this pic gave me big vibes of my old days of not having much food except for dinner out, I’d get myself a lil caesar’s pizza or a $5 box deal from taco bell, and drink 5-7 beers or some vodka from the bottle and black out at home. Not even much hangovers back then either

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>>18360108
>Another Aardvark hot sauce shill bread
I understand your job is marketing, can I interest you in some durable goods?

>> No.18369594

>>18360281
May as well co-opt this shill sales bread with CLOWN music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utlSZNPsgIA

>> No.18369597

>>18367413
Kek loser

>> No.18369618
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>>18360714
As many as you want, I had a Turkish GF for half a year once, Pide is often made to order--if you wanted it, you could usually have it.
It was a college town, so pepperoni was an option.

>> No.18369900

>>18369594
What a shit song

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>>18360108
There isn't even 90 slices of pepperoni in that. I counted.

>> No.18370622

>>18370177
more room for 'vark

>> No.18371509

>>18360314
Skyy or svedka

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>>18361494
>Huge gaps all over my pie,
no matter how many ronis you put on they will always gap

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>>18362955
you gotta drink first so the alcohol is already in your blood otherwise you'll be drinking twice as much to only get half as drunk which is unhealthy and wasteful
real pro only vodka/water and maybe a single piece of candy like a gummie bear

>> No.18372013

>>18370177
that old world pepperoni is best if you let is sit out over night on the garage floor and eat it after 24 hours. makes your stomach feel all funny and poo all runny.

>> No.18372036

>>18372013
>makes your stomach feel all funny and poo all runny.
i have left a Dominoes pepperoni pizza out in my room for 3 days and it was still perfectly fine, i didn't get sick

>> No.18372082

>>18360108
I'm too poor to afford pizza rn. Shit jumped up to like $35 a pie by me in Chicago, making it much more of an occasional luxury rather than a weeknight dinner. I know there's some shitty caesars fast food dog crap out there for under $10, but that dough makes me feel like I'm gonna die. I'd rather eat ramen and pork chops than that.

>> No.18372106

>>18360108
i get heartburn just from looking at that picture

swap the vodka for a bottle of pepto

>> No.18372111

>>18372082
Home Run Inn is good frozen pizza

>> No.18372367

>>18372111
Little Caesars is unironically better than HRI, or any frozen pizza from the grocery store. Even take and bake is a better option.

>> No.18372525

>>18365621
>64 controller
>snes cartridge
???
??????

>> No.18372549

>>18372525
Man, I feel old, thanks kid.

>> No.18372559

>>18372549
Bitch please, I'm older than (You). '81 reporting in.

>> No.18372625

>>18360769
>>18360816
kek

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Ahh the official 'za of the NFL. A match made in heaven.

>> No.18372668

>>18372559
oh you're just retarded

>> No.18374493

>>18372663
Yeah, I remember reading about how Tom Brady eats a large Little Caesars pizza before every game.

>> No.18376504

>>18360108
Niccce.
It's fun having a hedonistic night like that once and a while, just don't do it too often or you ded.

>> No.18376526

>>18360108
imagine the 'rrhea

>> No.18376548

>>18372525
wait is this bait
that's both an N64 cartridge and N64 controller

>> No.18376552

>>18366579
Fat cope

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>>18360108
97

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>>18360247
>I lift trees

>> No.18376663

>>18362928
>yes, m’lady, I’ll have a slice of pepperoni pizza. Maychance may I see the hot sauce menu?

>> No.18377041

>>18376581
You missed one under 25, one under 43, one under 20, and one under 31, and that's not counting however many OP ate before taking the picture.