/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18349011]

kitto ate meh scrambles
what do now?

[Anonymous No.18349013]

pest control

[Anonymous No.18349018]

>>18349013
last caturday I gave them fancy feast, greenies and even have ice for their water
now they steal my last bit of food. I am out of gas, its raining and everywhere but McDonalds and wings is shut down till tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18349021]

take the stupid fucker to a shelter
that'll teach 'em not to steal

[Anonymous No.18349037]

>>18349021
they're both shes. I dont know which one did the theft. I went to flirt with my neighbor and I came back and the eggs were GONE

[Anonymous No.18349045]

>>18349037
If you intended to let scrambled eggs rest rather than eating immediately you deserve having them stolen.

[Anonymous No.18349070]

>>18349045
I heard my neighbor scream so I rush out to help her. my eggs were still in the bowl, fresh out of the microwave. no butter, no salt, pepper, no ketchup, no tapatio. nothing

[Anonymous No.18349088]

>>18349037
>I went to flirt with my neighbor and I came back and the eggs were GONE
Your neighbor is obviously colluding with local racoons to steal your eggs, it's the long con.
>I heard my neighbor scream so I rush out to help her.
You call this "flirting?"
>my eggs were still in the bowl, fresh out of the microwave.
You may think you're trolling but microwaved scramblies are 10/10 nutrition for effort.

[Anonymous No.18349099]

>>18349088
no raccoons. two cats. my best friends who already ate twice this day
and no oil. much better for you. little bit of irish butter afterwards.
I take eggs seriously mate.
neighbor dropped her groceries down the stairs because they did away with the shopping bags

[Anonymous No.18349101]

>>18349070
no tapatio you say?
give him the tapatio.

[Anonymous No.18349107]

>>18349011
Punish the kot.

[Anonymous No.18349109]

>>18349011
Give it more

[Anonymous No.18349117]

>>18349101
she. I dont know which one.
one is fat and orange. other is sleek and gray. but grey is from the streets

>>18349107
good idea in theory. but they have forgotten already

[Anonymous No.18349121]

just caught the cat licking my toast, slapped that fucker right in the ass
it's really hard to get cats to learn things, fucking retards

[Anonymous No.18349124]

>>18349109
if I had more I would eat them for myself. I am starving

[Anonymous No.18349130]

>>18349117
>they have forgotten already
WELL I DIDN'T FORGET
*physically harms your cats to help punctuate statement*

[Anonymous No.18349144]

>>18349121
>>18349130
they are my dearest friends. my family. why they steal from me is beyond me.
they know I love my neighbor and that the eggs were prepared for myself

[Anonymous No.18349166]

>>18349144
cats eat food, they are animals. next time cover it or put it somewhere they can't get too. get over it

[Anonymous No.18349186]

>>18349144
Kots are cheeky. It's why we love them, they have personality and are a little rebellious. Beyond that they'll always be animals and will never understand why the uncovered dish you left behind was not for them. They are blameless. Cover the dish next time or just leave it in the microwave until you're done hitting on the single mother down the hall. Maybe she could cook you some eggs.

[Anonymous No.18349187]

>>18349166
who had ever heard cats eat eggs? I didnt know until google showed me. that cat causes me to go hungry or is a cockblocking bitch?
some friend.
shes a bad cat. not based

[Anonymous No.18349190]

>>18349186
now there's an idea with having. maybe a silver lining

[Anonymous No.18349262]

because of my furry companions larceny I tried some boil-in-the-bag quinoa.
I must say I have never encountered a more vile food. the incas did not sacrifice children, they were fleeing this awful, inedible beads for packing materials or some other similarity

[Anonymous No.18349274]

>>18349121
>fucking retards
They just don't care about your opinion of them

[Anonymous No.18349317]

>>18349274
they are aloof gluttons who spoil food.