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Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:38:56 2022 No.18347147 [Reply] [Original]

Just look at the fear in that worthless little midge's eyes, juxtapositioned with the sandwich.
Every time it's around humans it probably imagines itself being butchered and cooked and stuffed into sandwich to be eaten in a human restaurant. I can't imagine any other use for a midge, can you?

I'd love to kick Verne Troyer in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

what I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:40:48 2022 No.18347153 summer's over, go back to class anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:42:06 2022 No.18347156 >>18347147 juxtaposed, moron

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:43:58 2022 No.18347160 File: 13 KB, 963x167, its juxtapositioned retard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18347156 wrong, retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:46:52 2022 No.18347170 >>18347147 >/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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