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18345718 No.18345718 [Reply] [Original]

Is it cringe to eat at Heart attack grille?

>> No.18345723

I think gimmick restaurants are dumb so yes, it's cringe to eat there.

>> No.18345727

>>18345718
The entire town is a tourist trap and it's a tourist trap restaurant. It's what you went for so you might as well.

>> No.18345739

>>18345718
Make sure to eat all your food or you will unironically get a spanking.

>> No.18345748

Everything in Vegas is kind of cringe, so if you're going to go at all you might as well just do whatever stupid shit you feel like. It's like going to Disneyland and then pretending like you're above eating the shitty overpriced food.

>> No.18345752

>>18345718
everything is cringe, the question is are you going to actually enjoy eating that much shitty food for that price
if you aren't then go somewhere else

>> No.18345753 [DELETED] 

>>18345718
No, it's based.

>> No.18345850

How many people have they actually put 6 feet under?

>> No.18345873

>add 5 bacon slices 0.92
wtf that's as cheap as buying bacon from a store

I've never been to vegas but this restaurant seems based.

>> No.18345885
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18345885

depends

>> No.18345887

>>18345850
Their spokesperson died of a heart attack and I think a customer died of one too after eating there a while back

>> No.18345895

>>18345850
>6 feet under?
Uh?

>> No.18345898

>>18345718
That bacon slicer machine goes brrr like the printing money meme

>>18345873

>> No.18345911

>>18345718
Idk brother but i'm not really big on cheese and infact really prefer sour cream. Something I really like about subway is that it's so fucking refreshing, and I mean deep in the belly,, like all the veggies and water are just absolutely delicious. There's no other fast food chain that offers this. Chipotle is going to grow to 5x its size because it's so good, but it's nowhere near as refreshing as subway. What I'm getting at, is that there isn't a single restaurant that combines the umami of the beef from every burger joint i love and refreshing, packed in, delicious veggies with the sour cream style of chipotle. There is a real need in this coutry for a delicious burger with a beef patty, no dheese, some sour cream some hot salsa, and plentey of refreshing fucking veggies.

>> No.18345914

>>18345850
0, even 10 meals there is a drop in the bucket compared to 10 years of overeating

>> No.18345919

>>18345911
4chan delets my messages but---imporantly and innovately---i feel this new burget of the future needs a fucking hot salsa to match it's name. That's one thing chipotle does right--they have an absolutely delicious hot salsa that's genuinely spicy. You can't even find that spiciness level in mexican joints.

>> No.18345946

>>18345718
Yes but I went anyway. They gave us free souvenir photos and I got to see a grown man buckle from one of their spankings. Wasn't very good but I made sure to finish my food or else

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>>18345946
>Yes but I went anyway. They gave us free souvenir photos and I got to see a grown man buckle from one of their spankings. Wasn't very good but I made sure to finish my food or else

>> No.18346248

It drove Nicocado to what he is today, so if you're weak of mind, stay away.

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>>18345718
it's cringe to spell grill: grille

>> No.18346274

>>18346258
RIP Jay-Z
You can now sleep while you sleep

>> No.18346300

>>18345718
When I'm in downtown Vegas I like to stand on the scale out front and yell out 'LIAR' at the top of my lungs to get some laughs from the folks. That's pretty cringe. I only ate there once, it was okay but there are better food options literal seconds away. I like Le Thai, Nacho Daddy and Pizza Rock all within a block.

>> No.18346303

>>18345718
>"ahh yes I'll have the sextuple"
>*winks at waitress*

>> No.18346319
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18346319

>you can accompany that heart attack on a bun with Flatliner Fries, which are deep fried in pure lard
Sounds delicious actually.

>> No.18346420

>>18345850
Three people, at least back when ABC news interviewed him. One of the guys died in the restaurant and they keep his ashes there. The owner is really open about saying you're an idiot if you eat there and that the entire point of the concept is to shame people into eating better. He's an ex-health food/weight loss consultant. Look up the interview, it's really good.

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18346436

Imagine going there while sub 10% bodyfat pre contest to carbload and just mogging the diners on a nuclear scale. Then eating all the burgers at the peak of your physical condition and knowing you are no where close to dying of obesity.

>> No.18346442 [DELETED] 

>>18346258
It's cringe to not know the difference between a .jpg and a .png.

>> No.18346443

>>18345718
I get to eat free. Sucks to be you if you are not in the free food club.

>> No.18346505

>>18346442
It's cringe to not know the difference between the name and options field

>> No.18346525

>>18346319
>>18346420
>no sharing burgers
what a twat

>> No.18346532

>>18345887
>Their spokesperson died of a heart attack
the majority of their spokespeople die of heart attacks

>> No.18346551

>>18345885
It's funny seeing him with that wide smile with those lardbags on either side of him, yet in his eyes you can see the reflection of a wave of incoming despair about to wash over him and leave him a bloated, soulless husk. This video marked the beginning of the end.

>> No.18346566

>>18345718
try it if you want or don't go if you don't want, the biggest "cringe" here is posting a thread on 4channel dot org asking if a restaurant is cringe

>> No.18346586

>>18345718
5 bacon slices for 92 cents that's cheaper than grocery store prices!

>> No.18346593

>>18346319
>must purchase drink with each free single bypass burgers, no to go orders allowed.

damn they have their system down pat. they're not losing much money on the fatties eating free.

>> No.18346603

>>18346420
Too bad people love memes, "ironic" shaming and super fatties unironically love big ass portions so it's probably more popular than ever.
He's got a winning concept and even managed to stamp it as a positive statement? Mad lad is going big.

>> No.18346614

>>18346319
So all these prices are +8.25% when the bill actually arrives?
Does anyone get away with NOT paying tax? No? Then why the fuck isn't it all included in the listed price? I truly hate this kind of price obfuscation. If you want to strip me clean then at least tell me up front and I'll probably allow it anyway.

>> No.18346691

>>18346614
>Does anyone get away with NOT paying tax? No? Then why the fuck isn't it all included in the listed price? I truly hate this kind of price obfuscation.

in america you're supposed to do the math in your head. so it's about 8 cents to each dollar, 4 dollars to every 50 dollars spent, 8 dollars to every hundred dollars spent. etc, just do the math in your head.

>> No.18346694

>>18346691
Taxes vary greatly by state.

>> No.18346697

>>18346694
8% is the most common sales tax in america unless you live in a goofy state

>> No.18346701

>>18346614
I think it's a law that you CAN'T add the tax to the price of prepared food.

>> No.18346708

>>18346691
You can call me dumb or lazy all you want but when I pay for a service I want a singular flat number for each product/service that adds up to the exact sum I need to pay without me needing to do anything else. Any additional layer is shady bullshit. Most people either agree with me or were just born into accepting the extra crap by default.

>> No.18346719

>>18346701
Totally not some convoluted "well meaning" law that passed over 60 years ago but has long since lost purpose and meaning.
Even more so if it only applies to prepared food.

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>>18345718
>>18346319
>cash only
guy is running a front

>> No.18346828

>>18346614
The menu prices are calculated to round out to numbers easily paid with bills and quarters with no odd change, since it's a cash only venture. If you can do the basic estimation in your head, you're probably retarded.

>> No.18346832

>>18346708
>You can call me dumb or lazy all you want
Will do, retard.
>>18346719
It's price transparency. You see what the product costs and what the government want.

>> No.18346846

>>18346248
>>18345885
I hate this guy so much.
Posting him should be considered gore and result in a ban.

>> No.18346935

>>18346832
You still know what the government want by writing "25$ including 8.25% tax" Surely you're not a retard that can't calculate 8.25% from 25 right?

>>18346828
It's not a manner of can or cannot, literally everyone has a calculator in their pocket today, retarded or not does not matter. Why even bother offloading anything on the customer when there is no need for it? The rest of the world has this solved and agree upon it. This is just some weird "don't trust the gubberment" shit. Like you don't know the tax rates of everyday stuff where you live regardless.

>> No.18346943

>>18345718
>bald doctor
>IPA
I'm thinking based.

>> No.18347326

I could eat their for free and would if they were in my area.

>> No.18347344

>>18346935
Gonna keep calling you a retard for missing the point.