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Here in Germany you can actually buy (and even order onlinbe!) suitcases full of sausage. There are different brands with different varieties.

We call "Wurstkoffer" which just means sausage suitcase

>> No.18342638

>>18342632
Fascinating, even though your post reeks of paid advertisement
I expect most of the price tag to be attributed to the elaborate packaging though

>> No.18342730
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Bullshit, however you can buy sausage like this

>> No.18342743

>>18342638
Meds, cunt.

>> No.18342751

>>18342632
Only in Germany, just imagine the braps.
That package should include beers.

>> No.18342757

>>18342730
I like the convenient handle and stand

>> No.18342806

>>18342730
I love the Wursttrommel so much

>> No.18342819
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>>18342632
>>18342730

Wir Deutschen wissen, wie man mit Wurst umzugehen hat.

>> No.18342837

it looks like something out of a nightmare. Like I imagine a David Lynch character opening up a suitcase like this, selecting a sausage for himself, and calmly eating it while Naomi Watts cries softly beside him.

>> No.18342870

>>18342632
>10mm wurst is missing
>not sure if I ate it or misplaced it

>> No.18342876

>>18342638
It literally looks like they used overstock tool cases so I doubt that cost much

>> No.18342882

>>18342837
its a joke u fucking idiot
because germans like their tool boxes and they like their sausages
do you get it

>> No.18342898
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18342898

Mettigels are friends and food

>> No.18342961

>>18342898
n Mettigel mit Salzstangen statt Zwiebeln is nix

>> No.18343239
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18343239

>>18342882
>he thinks it is a joke
>he isn't having a cheeky snack from his Wurstkoffer while posting
Pathetic and sad.

>> No.18343242

>>18342961
Muss beides drauf mMn.

>> No.18343272

>>18342632
Dumb esl poster

>> No.18344690

>>18343239
lol everyone knows Frank Rosin is mentally insane and not a real cook.
where do i get those wurstadapter 20mm?
asked my local butcher and he only replied that i should 'please leave'

>> No.18344699

>>18342638
>your post reeks of paid advertisement
Kek, if he was shilling for a company you think he'd include, y'know, the company name?

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>>18342632
I would only buy this in a wurst case scenario

>> No.18345051
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18345051

Hey Germany, I love your sausage but aren’t you a bit skimpy with the mustard?

>> No.18345132

>>18344736
heh

>> No.18345346
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18345346

Krauts need to step up their game, though.

>> No.18345459

>>18345346
yea niggu with a blunt and some whiskey in the side thos japs know their shit

>> No.18345516

I'll counter with my Bestoffer

>> No.18345538

>>18344736
I laughed but also fuck you

>> No.18345541 [DELETED] 

Germans are secretly nazis.

>> No.18345571

>>18342837
>nightmare
>not an exquisite dream
Do you happen to be a poofter, by chance?

>> No.18345573 [DELETED] 

>>18345571
what's wrong with that if he is
be respectful of others

>> No.18345580

>>18345573
If he can't respect wurstkoffer, how the Hell he gonna respect anyone else? Can I get an amen?

>> No.18345583 [DELETED] 

>>18345580
germans are not exactly known for their warm hospitality to others

>> No.18345592

german comedy be like
>guten tag hans, say i have an amusing query for your perusal. how many germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
>well fritz, it only takes one german to change a lightbulb due to their consumer friendly design and ease of use in changing out burnt bulbs, but because of superior german engineering our bulbs rarely burn out

>> No.18345596 [DELETED] 

>>18345592
honestly germany is going to be like 60% turkish/muslim/somalian/otherwise Africanized in 20 years so maybe they are funnier?

>> No.18345598

>>18342632
i'm a pure german and have never heard of this

sausages arent even that popular idk why everyone thinks they are

>> No.18345641

>>18345596
>cuts off your head
>calmy explains that these such actions are part and parcel of living in a big city in arabic at 100 decibels

>> No.18345644

>>18345583
That's what they say about us British

>> No.18345650

>britain has devolved into mad max levels of anarchy since the queen died
>in the most brutal example they have stopped serving guests tea

>> No.18345669

>>18345592
I wish the comedy was that good

>> No.18345670

>>18345669
Out of curiosity I looked up "funniest german jokes" and this was one of them
>Trinkt der Bauer und fährt Traktor, wird er zum Gefahrenfaktor
I guess germans are just different to us normals

>> No.18346023 [DELETED] 

>>18345596
shitskins can't into humour

>> No.18346052

>>18342632
Fake.
That pic is from Titanic a satire magazine, which you should have noticed considering the description.
>extension sausage with universal joint
>allen key blood sausage with adapters
>bavarian waterpump sausage
etc. etc

>> No.18346055

>>18345670
>Trinkt der Bauer und fährt Traktor, wird er zum Gefahrenfaktor
That's such a retarded pun, made me chuckle

>> No.18346552

>>18342898
O kurwa mięsny jeż

>> No.18346560

>>18345346
>stick of real wasabi and all that japanese beef
How many hundreds/thousands of dollars does that cost?

>> No.18346573

>>18342632
>>18343239
mmm microplastics

>> No.18346581

>>18346560
>How many hundreds/thousands of dollars does that cost?

locally it would cost a couple hundred in $USD. shipped internationally with dry ice I imagine it would cost at least $3k USD.

>> No.18346634

>>18346052
Ach nee

>> No.18346886
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>>18342632
I always wear a wurst watch. Not only do I always know the time, it's a great icebreaker at parties. It gives me and the girls who come up and talk to me something to talk and laugh about.

>> No.18347024

>>18342632
>We
No "we" don't. You just found some retarded marketing gimmick that no one else ever heard of let alone bought. And you know it dumbass.

>> No.18347026
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>>18346560
>>18346581
It was by Gochikuru in Japan, and they retailed it for around 290,000 yen including tax. This was back in 2018, so the US dollar equivalent was around $2,800 at the time. It included a total of 4.5kg of beef.

>> No.18347066

>>18345541
I fucking wish.

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>>18342632
>in Germany you can actually buy (and even order onlinbe!) suitcases full of sausage. There are different brands with different varieties.
>We call "Wurstkoffer" which just means sausage suitcase

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>>18342632
>op

>> No.18347123

>>18347066
I ficking widh

>> No.18347191

>>18347098
that gif is sweden

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>>18347191

>> No.18348099

>>18345051
most european eateries know that the real breadmakers are the decadent luxury known as condiments. Mustard, mayo or ketchup, you'll only every get a quick squeeze before the precious bottle is returned to the reinforced iron safe it is kept in. Dare ask for more and the server will scorn you with their glaring eyes, disgusted by your absolute selfishness and unabashed glutony. Ask for more and the ministry of finance gets involved personally as your greed risks destroying the entire economy.

>> No.18349179
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18349179

Anybody wanna join me at the sausage parlor?

>> No.18349181
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>>18349179

>> No.18349183

>>18344736
CARLOS

>> No.18349369

>>18349179
>>18349181
Ja geil, danke dafür!

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For me, it's tote Oma. Tastes like Grandma's feet smell.

>> No.18350396

>>18344736
MUTTERFICKER KARL

>> No.18350525

>>18346552
Miesny jez miesny jez ty go zjesz ty go zjesz :)

>> No.18351276
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>>18344736

>> No.18352101

>>18342632
Germans are, as usual, bizarre. However we have large tins of meats/cheese/sweets similar to this, though they are usually only purchased around Christmas.

>> No.18352234

>>18342632
I want to make one of these except with different kinds of feces.

>> No.18353040

>>18347026
Damn nigga, shit got me fucked up Cuh

>> No.18353453

>>18342638
He's german anon, he's just legitimately that autistic desu

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>>18344736

>> No.18353580

>>18347026
Is it precooked? $2900 Is rather a lot for a bunch of cooked meat being sent to your house

>> No.18354057

>>18352234
oh god this is a great idea actually

>> No.18355018

>>18352234
Germans would like it just as much probably.