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18337887 No.18337887 [Reply] [Original]

Going to try cooking.

>> No.18337893

>>18337887
Gee Billy, how come you got 2 starches?

>> No.18337894

>>18337887
> Chicken drumsticks
Shit take.

>> No.18337899
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>>18337893
2 starches?
>>18337894
Ok zoomer

>> No.18337902

imagine unironically shopping at pakisave with the poors and shoeless

>> No.18337904

>>18337899
Uh...biryani and basmati.

>> No.18337906

>>18337887
Wow. The food bank was generous you poor fuck..

>> No.18337915
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Rinse and soak rice according to Pajeets's instructions.

>> No.18337920
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Damn that smells good. Got some whole cloves in there. Mix that with some water.

>> No.18337933

>>18337920
Brown sugar?

>> No.18337936
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Cut some onions up or something.

>> No.18337941

>>18337936
You're knife is lame and you need a bigger cutting board.

>> No.18337942

>>18337887
I think everyone just wants to know what's in the "biryani" box, and also why you would buy whole onions and garlic, but get your ginger in a jar. Also, doesn't Indian food almost exclusively use red onions?

>> No.18337952
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Preparate some garlic

>> No.18337975
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Season the chicken then brown it

>> No.18337992
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Salt straight from the rock

>> No.18337994

>>18337887
you ARE using an airfryer, right?

>> No.18338003
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>>18337994
Of course.

>> No.18338013
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Chicken sausages

>> No.18338030
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2 more in the pan, then the onions go in.

>> No.18338033

>>18338030
Nice rubber skin, bro.

>> No.18338042

>>18338003
I always debone legs, try it sometimes, lot more even cooking in a pan.

>> No.18338051
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Rice is ready.

>> No.18338054

This is the most autistic cook along I've seen in some time.

>> No.18338057
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>>18338042
I'm not deboning drumsticks. Recipe specifically called for meat on the bone.

>> No.18338063
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>>18338054
What's so autistic about it?

>> No.18338069

>>18338063
The fact you are describing your steps like a sperge and not including measurements or cook times. Or even what the fuck you're making.

>> No.18338072
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>>18338057
I shit on recipes i know better than them

>> No.18338077
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>>18338069
What is this a cooking class?
Cup of tea. 1 teabag. Water from the Himalayas. Boiled over a cedar wood fire. Cooled to 90°C. 1 cup.

>> No.18338081

>>18338077
Bullshit. That's more like 8oz, ya fucking liar.

>> No.18338084
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>>18338081
Garlic and ginger in. Use 7.34 grams of ginger and 4 ounces of garlic.

>> No.18338088

>>18337887
you can do it! i believe in you!

>> No.18338090
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>>18338088
Thanks fren

>> No.18338094
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>> No.18338095

>>18338088
What exactly do you believe he can do with that oversized thumb?

>> No.18338099
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>>18338095
That's a regulation size thumb. Insensitive cock suckah

>> No.18338105

>>18338099
An den you recoook da chimken.

Holy fuck. I was going to go to bed but this is too shit to stop watching.

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>>18338105
Youghurt. I browned it you absolute retard.

>> No.18338111

Bring to a simmer. When the chicken is cooked tomatoes go in.

>> No.18338112

>>18338095
Finger a pussy better than yours, probably

>> No.18338114

>>18338109
That rubber chicken skin is going to kick ass.

>>18338112
That's cool. I prefer to use my dick.

>> No.18338115
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>>18338111

>> No.18338119

looking good

>> No.18338120

>>18338115
Muscle fibers are pulling apart. GG, op. Your shit is overcooked.

>> No.18338121

>>18337887
Why did you say "going to try cooking" when you obviously had an idea of what you were doing and not going to take anyone's suggestions?

>> No.18338123

>>18338121
Because I've never made this, don't even know what it is, and am not doing it properly haha.

>> No.18338130

>>18338123
>I don't even know what it is
yet it is on your stove

>> No.18338133

>>18338121
sperg

>> No.18338134

fake shit, d holes that just wanna brag

>> No.18338136
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>>18338130
Don't have to know what something is to cook it lad.

>> No.18338138

>>18337893
Because he has 2 weiners

>> No.18338139

>>18338123
No shit you're not. A simple chicken biryani
>use boneless skinless thighs
>fucking learn what garam masala is
>marinate the chicken in yogurt and spices

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>>18338134
What?

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>>18338139
Calm down cunt. I'm just cooking a feed.

>> No.18338147

>>18338136
That sounds retarded

>> No.18338148

>>18338146
You shaking, op? We're just trying to help your dumb ass.

>> No.18338154

>>18338148
Cunt wasn't meant as an insult mate.

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Chicken is falling off the bone so I'll remove it and thicken the sauce and add the tomatoes.

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>> No.18338181

>>18338171
>>18338178
Not going to lie. I want to die watching you cook.

>> No.18338186
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>>18338181
K

>> No.18338188

>>18338186
Soccer is for poor people.

>> No.18338195

>>18338188
It's rugby lass

>> No.18338197

>>18338195
Rugby is for poor people that aren't pussies..

>> No.18338204

>>18338197
All the team ball sports are for poor people, and so is OP's cooking.

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>>18338197
Kek. It's a PS2 game.

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>>18338204
I buy the bacon scraps.

>> No.18338211

>>18338210
Imagine

>> No.18338214

>>18337899
>yog hurt
It hurts your yogs

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>>18337920
Looks like a cat turd stuck in litter

>> No.18338220
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Coming along nicely. Should be ready after this game.

>> No.18338222

>>18338090
You could really do some "damage" to my prostate with that thumb.
Haere mai.

>> No.18338227

>>18338220
Dude, just make a fucking corn starch slurry and end this madness.

>>18338222
kukz

>> No.18338233
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18338233

Fuck beans!

>> No.18338234

>>18337992
Fucking kek, that's like 1/4th of the seasoning I'd use. Fucking white people.

>> No.18338240

really salty people itt

>> No.18338244

>>18338240
Tell you what mate, it's seasoned my sauce quite well.

>> No.18338254

I'm taking a big smelly dump right now

>> No.18338257

The amount of seethe in this thread is higher than usual, good job op looking good

>> No.18338261
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>>18338257

>> No.18338262

>>18338254
Post pics of said dump? Describe the aromatic notes and texture?
I literally have a shit fetish, men/transwomen only.

>> No.18338263

>>18338257
>t.op

>> No.18338267

>>18337887
>>18338240
>>18338257
Samefag.

>> No.18338268

>>18338262
It's bloody and smells like rancid mayonnaise

>> No.18338270

>>18338268
That's so hot.
Imagine if my mouth was strapped to your asshole and you filled up on KFC, laxatives and Viagra.

>> No.18338276
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I'm going to be eating this for the next month.

>> No.18338278

>>18338276
tasty sloppa

>> No.18338283

>>18338278
Based AND trans.

>> No.18338285

>>18338283
?

>> No.18338292
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>> No.18338301

>>18338276
i puked. shiddded and farded. looks like trash, my guy.

>> No.18338308

>>18338276
very good, would eat :)

>> No.18338313

>>18338257
no lie detected

>> No.18338332

OP, ngl. I've taken shits that have looked more appetizing.

>> No.18338337
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There we go lads. Simple, quick, easy, and delicious chicken and rice. Boneapple teeth.

>> No.18338341

>>18338337
If it weren't for your countertop, I'd swear you were in jail.

>> No.18338344

>>18338337
that looks great anon good job next time try butter chicken

>> No.18338345
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>>18338341
Why would you think I'm in jail?

>> No.18338346

>>18338337
It took you over 2.5 hours for this absolute shameful slop?
Based and bigoted.

>> No.18338347
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>>18338344
No u

>> No.18338349

kek that's the saddest looking attempt at biryani I've ever seen

>> No.18338350

>>18338349
Stop samefagging

>> No.18338354

>>18338072
I like your take and your pic anon,

>> No.18338355
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There's whole cardomom pods and cloves in the spice mix and they taste really good when you bite into them.

>> No.18338357

>>18338355
I like how your eating you're dindin with a teaspoon

>> No.18338358
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>>18338350
I love how you're so insecure of your slop that you think I'm samefagging

>> No.18338360
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18338360

You do eat your cartilage right bros?

>> No.18338362

>>18338332
This

>> No.18338367

>>18338345
Bro, your meal looks like ass. You said you didn't know what you were doing and showed it. It's garbage. You got mad when people suggested edits. You're a cooklet, my guy. A fucking coolet.

>> No.18338370

>>18338367
I didn't get mad once bro, lol.

>> No.18338372

looks pretty good.
where did you get the little indian serving dish? Did you steal it?

>> No.18338373

>>18338372
Got it in India.

>> No.18338374

>>18338370
Stop moving the goalposts with your strawman argument

>> No.18338403
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Good feed lads. Cap that off with a coffee.

>> No.18338436
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Wew

>> No.18338458

>>18338360
most of the time yes

>> No.18338461

>>18338337
very nice

>> No.18338480

>>18337887
Fuck off you kangaroo fucking fuck.

>> No.18338482
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>>18338480
I fuck sheep mate. Kangaroos are the troons of the animal world.

>> No.18338485

>>18338482
Fuck off you sheep fucking fuck.

>> No.18338486

>>18338485
No.

>> No.18338487

>>18338486
Give me your address then cocksucker I'll come around and drown you in your goyslop.

>> No.18338492

>>18338487
742 Evergreen Terrace

>> No.18338500

>>18338492
You're a fucking coward mate. Listen here you shirtlifting, pillowbiting cocksmoker. You better call all your g unit cuzzy bros, because I'm going to find out where you actually live and beat you to death. You shop at Pakas with the poors, you probably do meth, and you shit up this board with your pathetic and disgraceful attempt at "cooking". You're not even man enough to throw hands. In fact, you're not a man, you couldn't even be a man, you're a clown, you're a girl, you sit down to take a piss (and posted a picture of it). You're a fucking woman ya cunt. So listen here big boy, put on a dress for me, I want you to be nice and pretty for me when I give you anal fissures with a broken bottle ya dog. Call Te Haika mate because you're going to commit suicide with a brick to the back of the head. Never post on this board again.

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>>18338500
No.

>> No.18338773

>>18338115
Besides the (you)gurt where did all the liquid come from?

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>>18338773
Water and tomatoes. Lol, did I forget to mention that?

>> No.18340310

>>18337902
>implying your entire dogshit country isn't Poor's and shoeless
New Zealand should be booked out of the common wealth, you fucking niggers.

>> No.18341603

Doing a necro on this thread because OP is a tremendous fag and everybody needs to cyberbully the fuck out of him.

>> No.18341780

>>18338233
Mate you're an idiot.

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>>18341603
>>18341780
Thanks for the kek lads.

>> No.18343880

>>18337942
The Biryani box was the spice mix, and the ginger is because I get tired of dealing with frozen ginger. That particular ginger is as good as if grated my own on a microplane or whatever them lil mini graters are called.

>> No.18343977

>>18337887
>ginger in a jar
Don't do that to yourself. It tastes like shit compared to fresh one.

>> No.18343983

>>18337894
What are you talking about? Drumsticks and thighs are the best part of chicken.

>> No.18344300

>>18338276

looks good

>> No.18344327

>>18338436
>wood floors in a bathroom
wtf

>> No.18344347

>>18338276
>whole months worth
are you a mice

>> No.18344422

>>18344347
Actually finished it the next day. My mate came over to watch the racing and thought quarter final.

>> No.18344427

>>18343977
That particular ginger is good.

>> No.18344449
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>>18344327
It's not uncommon for bathrooms to omit a foul odour. Any "wear and tear" can be blamed on water damage. If you sniff my drift.

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>>18338090
I wish that was inside me

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>>18344551

>> No.18344706
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>>18344650
Fuuuuuuck put it in put it in

>> No.18344716

>>18338042
If you are going to debone legs, you might as well just debone skin on thighs instead

>> No.18344721
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>>18344706

>> No.18344775

>>18338292
Why dump more rice on top like it's a casserole?

>> No.18344788

>>18344775
Because that's what the recipe said to do.

>> No.18344801

>>18344706
BUSSY MIX ;DDDD

>> No.18344928

>>18338360
The mouthfeel of cartilage has grossed me out ever since I was a wee lad, I cannot get over it

>> No.18344955

>>18344928
Was it cooked on the Barbie?

>> No.18344983
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>>18343983
>fat equals flavor

>> No.18344996

>>18344983
Well, yes

>> No.18345020

>>18344983
No part of chicken has much fat. Dark meat just has more flavor. You can cook a skin on chicken breast and a skin off chicken thigh and the thigh will always taste better. It's also cheaper at least where I live so I have no idea people buy breast.

>> No.18345144

>>18345020
the protein content, the oysters sometimes dangling on them, and the tenderloin. the protein content of white meat poultry, specifically breasts? Some dude trains those actors who need to get in shape and has them eat nothing but chicken breast in the mornings day and night, he did an interview on jewtube, has a weird girly name I think. for ~$11-13 you can get more than ~1000g of protein. which is insane.

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>>18345020
>>18345144

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>>18337887
The bag sez it's "mwah!" every tiem.
You should be okay, fren.

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>>18345256