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>Wife is teacher
>racks up hundreds in starbucks bills each month
>says home made coffee tastes bad
How can I save our retirement fund and get though to her?

>> No.18326918

>>18326915
Get better coffee.

>> No.18326919

>>18326915
Make a milkshake and add coffee. That's what she's looking for.

>> No.18326922

>>18326915
Hit her

>> No.18326923

>>18326915
>How can I save our retirement fund and get though to her?
tell her instead of coffee, drink hot milk
45g sweet condensed milk + ~250g hot water

>> No.18326926

Proof that you don't have to be smart to be a teacher.

>> No.18326935

>>18326915
Beat the shit out of her and then take all that money she spends on sbucks and put it in a no load mutual fund only you have access to.

>> No.18326938

>>18326935
Whats a no load? I just put everything into growth ETFs

>> No.18326939

>>18326915

bribe a starbucks employee for a box of starbucks cups. brew cofee in the morning, pour 8 oz of coffee and 8 oz of creamer into cup, leave it out for her. save money and get blowjobs. ez pee zee.

>> No.18326950

did that stupid bitch cube an onion?

>> No.18326951

>>18326938
>growth ETFs
Lol, have fun with that

>> No.18326958

Put your fucking foot down.

>> No.18326965
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18326965

>>18326915
I mean I keked but I just wanted to know who this white trash waifu was.

>> No.18326972

>>18326915
Find out what she drinks at Starbucks, learn to make it at home, do it up in big batches so she can have as much as she wants all day.
Remember: She doesn't like coffee, she likes sugary cream drinks with a hint of coffee flavor.

>> No.18326977

>>18326965
Sydney Harwin

>> No.18327002

>>18326915
I wish I was her son

>> No.18327008

>>18326915
Get a divorce. Seriously.

>> No.18327012

>>18327008
I'm a househusband a rely on her for everything

>> No.18327018

>>18327012
Good luck then, cucklord.

>> No.18327021

>>18327012
If you're a househusband then seriously do this: >>18326972
It's your sworn duty at this point, the same way it's a housewife's sworn duty to prepare food for her breadwinning husband.

>> No.18327023

>>18327012
Based

>> No.18327027

>>18326915
Do Americans really?

>> No.18327034

>>18327021
Irrefutable fact.

>> No.18327045

>>18326915
Assert your dominance by aggressive and vigorous anal sex.

>> No.18327050

>>18326915
>Wife is teacher
>retirement fund
lmao, lol

>> No.18327130

>>18326977
thanks

>> No.18327162

>>18327050
Anon we play into Calstrs

>> No.18327174
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18327174

>Teacher
>Can't make a good cup of coffee

>> No.18327178

>>18326919
This.
Tossing three or four spoons of instant coffee into the blender with some ice cream and milk is unironically great.

>> No.18327181

>>18327162
"play" is right, they have like 70% of the necessary funding
they're as bad as insolvent SS

>> No.18327195

>>18327012
Extremely cringe. When are you chopping your dick off?

>> No.18327200

What I would do is put her on an all piss diet and see how long she keeps up the bullshit.

>> No.18327204

>>18327012
How do I become one?
I don't want to work, I don't care if she cucks me as long as I get food

>> No.18327206

>>18326915
Beat her.

>> No.18327223

>>18326915
Calculate how much money she is wasting over 10 years. If that doesn't motivate her to drink homemade coffee it's divorce time.

>> No.18327235

>>18326915
Which video is this m?

>> No.18327237

>>18326915
4 shots mokka pot(equiv, to a 1 shot espresso) over 2:1 of steamed milk. Add cum to taste.

>> No.18327245

>>18326915
Just tell her to cut back on the starbucks holy shit what is wrong with this board and people not talking to their partners first

>> No.18327246

>>18327200
But she’s already drinking starbucks

>> No.18327252

>>18327246
Funny but if your piss tastes like Starbucks you should find a way to monetize that without getting the government involved.

>> No.18327259

>>18326915
>>18326950
Yeah wtf is going on in op pictures

>> No.18327266

>>18326915
she's a teacher, she makes like $90k/year with a 9-3 job and 3 months off a year
perhaps you should be more concerned about your own financial contribution to the relationship OP

>> No.18327268

>>18326915
>Starbucks
it's more about the status and in-group signaling than it is about the coffee. she probably doesn't even realize this herself. women consume lifestyles, not products. they're all the protagonist of the movie that plays in their own head. right now she's buying the cup with the logo on it so people can see her walk around with it. she wouldn't want people to think she can't afford starbucks, like all the other teachers (who can't afford it). it's probably subconscious cope. there is probably an element of sugar/caffeine/treat addiction, too, but this is probably irrelevant.

if you want to break her out of the starbucks thing, you have to sell her a new lifestyle narrative that's more attractive. there's a hipster coffee general on this board you can check for ideas. find some instagram or tiktok accounts for coffee bitches who do hipster shit at home (for cheaper) and show them to her. stuff like bespoke coffee beans grown in africa by neurodivergent single mother landmine amputees might tickle something of a new, more attractive story for a status signaling woman.

otherwise just tell her to buy a reusable starbucks mug and fill it at home.

>> No.18327271

>>18327252
I already am, why else would Starbucks taste like my piss?

>> No.18327280

An aeropress and local beans ground fresh. That's literally 90% of a good cup.

>> No.18327285

>Get better coffee
>Divorce
>get back together again
>divorce again

>> No.18327290

>>18327268
This is the most faggy pseudointellectual horseshit I've ever read. If you were any farther up your own ass, you'd be looking at what you had for dinner.

>> No.18327294

>>18327290
>you'd be looking at what you had for dinner.
I actually am looking at your mom's pussy

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18327295

>>18327266
>she's a teacher, she makes like $90k/year with a 9-3

>> No.18327296

Those are retard level onion chops

>> No.18327345

>>18326915
I wish I had a wife

>> No.18327349

>>18327266
Teachers on average make a little over 30k

>> No.18327355

>>18327268
This is frighteningly accurate
>>18327290
>triggered woman who realizes her performative rituals are soulless

>> No.18327365

>>18327355
When you are samefagging switch the language and locale, everyone can tell it's you due to speech pattern and vocab son

>> No.18327372

>>18327345
I wish I got to have sex with anon's wife instead of him.

>> No.18327378

I am not fond of women

>> No.18327383

>>18326915
>supposedly comes to fucking /ck/ for marriage advice
Tell me how I know you’re a retarded ass larp.

>> No.18327387

>>18327378
Do you have feelings on perhaps a different sex?

>> No.18327388

>>18327387
I don't like minorities either

>> No.18327392

>>18327388
Not what I meant but cool.

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18327396

>>18327365
it's not a samefag, but he said what I was going to say about you. keep drinking your milk in the mermaid, babygirl.

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>>18326915
>How can I save our retirement fund and get though to her?
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.18327422

>>18327396
Bitch could have just said "A man will never be a woman."

>> No.18327426

>>18327399
What a big strong man you are

>> No.18327428
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18327428

>>18327399
Based levels off the fucking charts.

>> No.18327429

>>18327396
I really miss the days when I was too naive to see that women only exist to signal their allegiance to whatever popular culture they've decided to glom onto. They have no interests for their own sake, they have "interests" so that other people will notice and praise them for it.

>> No.18327436

>>18326915
Have you considered violence?

>> No.18327441

>>18327426
>>18327428
newfags replying to pasta in earnest

>> No.18327443

>>18327426
>>18327428
Newfaggots

>> No.18327479

>>18327441
Newfag? I've been here all summer

>> No.18327499

>>18326915
What’s your home coffee maker, what beans do you buy, and what’s your grinder?

One mistake would be to try and sub out the grocery store Starbucks beans, which I believe is just rebranded Nestle.

If you can get some decent beans and a nice machine try making a Spanish latte for her and see if she coverts.

>> No.18327510

>>18327268
>>18327290
Both gay

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18327519

>>18327510
>Both gay

>> No.18327530

>>18327027
It's our national shame, on par with losing in Vietnam and not conquering Canada.

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18327721

>>18327349
maybe in your shithole, Hernandez

>> No.18327749

>>18327178
This!
>>18327530
Vietnam wasn't an outright defeat.

>> No.18327757

>>18326915
Is that your wife??

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18327881

>>18326915
Buy better coffee and use her milk

>> No.18327893

>>18327012
Ask her boyfriend to buy it for her