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18326565 No.18326565 [Reply] [Original]

would Jiro be able to make an omelette?

>> No.18326581

no. he dead

>> No.18326584

>>18326581
lies

>> No.18326642
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>>18326565
yes

>> No.18326648

He's a con artist like Steve Jobs or Elon Musk, I doubt he could make an omlette any more than they could make an ipad or electric car. Their greatest skill is tricking others to make shit for them.

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>>18326642
>imperfect distribution of bubbles in egg
YOU BRING GREAT DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMIRY!

>> No.18326752

>>18326698
Wabisabi

>> No.18326917

>>18326752
kek
for a culture so obsessed with "perfecting" their crafts, they sure know how to develop pure copium

>> No.18326956

>>18326565
Never has a man looked so much like a turtle

rip

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>>18326956
>Never has a man looked so much like a turtle

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>>18326565

>> No.18328068

He'd first have to learn how to crack egg for TEN YEARS at least.

>> No.18328122
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>>18326565
He should learn from the true Mechelen master

>> No.18328124
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>>18326565
Frying an egg is a rookie job.
It must have been a long time ago when he last cooked an egg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o3CBvetTMo

>> No.18328127

>>18326642
He would say its not real sushi

>> No.18328132

>>18328127
Cheap egg sushi is usually that shape.