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Super efficient pig of the future.

>> No.18316814

>>18316805
Nothing is wrong with this. Beasts are our domain. If humans want to make a dick faced goat they have the god given right.

>> No.18316821
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>>18316814
>kill me

>> No.18316825

>>18316805
i bet whoever drew this abomination jerks off to it

>> No.18316828

>>18316821
Wow look at the size of those knockers

>> No.18316875

>>18316828
beasts are our domain ;)

>> No.18316898

when I was a kid, word around town was that mcdonalds used those creatures for their meat

>> No.18317345
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>>18316805
Looks like Advisor concept art.

>> No.18317365

>>18316805
better than bugs

>> No.18317380

>>18317365
brand name of the future

>> No.18317390
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>>18316805

>> No.18317396
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>>18317380
They'll be cubed for storage efficiency. Of course they'll be known as a square meal.

>> No.18317397

>>18316805
I support this.
Animals are worth less than humans and efficiency is only going to be more important in the future.

>> No.18317412

>>18316805
Anything for enlargened hams.

>> No.18317420
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>> No.18317426

>>18317420
This is cute until you see the uncropped version and see the wood chipper.

>> No.18317485

>>18316805
>>18317396
God, I wish that were me

>> No.18317510
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>>18316805
Good. The porcine menace needs to be brought to heel

>> No.18317513
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One step closer to the slig from Dune

>> No.18317729

>>18316805
>You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension

>> No.18317732

>>18317397
Shalom brother. We’re not going to eat the goyhog so might as well profit from it.

>> No.18317758
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>>18316805
reminds me of the Bio-meat manga

>> No.18317777
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>>18316805
>constantly inseminated
God I wish that was me

>> No.18317787
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>>18317732
Leave the pigs alone

>> No.18317797

>>18317787
pigs knew what they were getting into when they decided to become domesticated.

>> No.18317809

>>18317797
True, but they thought it was a horse type deal.

HOG RIDERR

>> No.18317820
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18317820

I love pigs

>> No.18317824

>>18316805
This reminds me of those stupid concept arts you get for games consoles.

>Bro the PS6 is totally going to be a curved piece of glass

>> No.18317846

Couldn't we just exterminate the undesirables? So we can have humane and sustainable meat production.

>> No.18317890

I will not eat ze tofu veganfags, meat is delicious.

>> No.18318104

>>18317787
God imagine kicking it in it's gut

>> No.18318157

>>18316805
>weighs about a ton
>reaches maximum size in 1 month
>lives less than a year
>genderless
this is literally the average american

>> No.18318179

>>18316805
I'm vegetarian and I'd be fine with this, it doesn't have a brain.

>> No.18318239

>>18316805
Why does it still have legs, those should be removed as well. It should be nothing but a a meat tube. The brain isn't even necessary.

>> No.18318253

>>18317820
How did you get this picture of me?

>> No.18318259

>>18318239
You need pork shoulder meat to make Spam.

>> No.18318265

>>18317820
why is this pig out of uniform? is he off-duty?

>> No.18318323

>>18316805
too ugly to taste good
>>18317420
now that looks delicious

>> No.18318328 [DELETED] 

>>18318239
Pig feet are popular in some countries

>> No.18318343
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18318343

what the fuck humans

>> No.18318389

>>18318343
go back to sleep, pigger

>> No.18318548

>>18318343
I stole your cookies, wake up and get a job.

>> No.18318563
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>>18316805

>hyperlactation

>> No.18318575

>>18318343
Where did you get this picture of me?

>> No.18318583

>>18316805
Mods can you do something about this blatant fetish thread? No talking of food has happened in this thread.

>> No.18318621

>>18317820
Thats a filthy dane with a gun

>> No.18318628

>>18318621
If he's a Dane he is indeed filthy.
If he's a Swede he's the cleanest one I've ever seen.

>> No.18318650

>>18318628
Topkek.

>> No.18318651

>>18316821
what is this atrocity specialized for? like do they have massive sinuses because they are a desert breed? or is that a retardedly thick skull and they don't grow horns? wew

>> No.18318668

>>18318651
They were selectively bred by "humans" to look like that. It did not evolve naturally.
It's the goat version of those toadline dogs.

>> No.18318683

>>18318668
yes and those were bred like that for a reason
so you didn't really answer the question

>> No.18318743

>>18318683
I did answer your question. People breed animals in certain ways for retarded reasons.
You think those toadline dogs are bred for efficiency? You think they're good hunters or something?

>> No.18318756

>>18318743
But is the retarded reason in this case just aesthetics? Because it looks like a hellbeast

I can't imagine it somehow tastes better

>> No.18318757

>>18318343
comfy piggers

>> No.18318785
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>>18318756
They were not bred to look that way because it provides an advantage, no. You are expecting too much logic from sandpeople.

>>18318343

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18318791

I don't have a problem with this, just breed and genetically modify them to have a degenerate brain that only functions to keep it alive. Any other parts that would've been used for thought are either non existent or non functioning.

>> No.18318794

>>18316805
>no pork knuckle

I guess this would be a Jewish trick since they have no concept of the best parts of pork.
>but it got feet!
Pork knuckle isn't the feet, schlomo.

>> No.18319020

>>18318791
Are we still talking about pigs?

>> No.18319748

>>18316805
A strange mix of /d/ and semi realistic future shit.

>> No.18320256

>>18316805
A vegan made this drawing.

>> No.18320268

>>18316805
Meat eaters would rather go 'All Tomorrows' level body horror than just go vegetarian. Wow.

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>>18317396
based

>> No.18320319

>>18316805
Why are you posting weird shit from Deviantart?

>> No.18320583

>>18320268
>Meat eaters would rather go 'All Tomorrows' level body horror than just go vegetarian. Wow.

I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS!

>> No.18320658

>>18320583
Eat your veggies, tubby.

>> No.18320672

>>18318628
based

>> No.18320679

>>18317396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-rdVICbQ6M

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>> No.18321676

>>18316821
Ok wtf is this

>> No.18321679

>>18316814
Nah you're just a sociopathic tryhard

>> No.18321680

>>18317820
#bluelivesmatter

>> No.18321683

what about right but for human females...

>> No.18322214

>>18317397
>>18316814
I hope you both die a very painful death

>> No.18322241

>>18318791
Give it a brain that derives extremely pleasure from eating, lactating and shitting

>> No.18322360

>>18318683
They were bred for long beautiful ears, but some of the severely inbred young started to looks like that and they breeder though it hilarious so kept going to see how fucked up they could go.

>> No.18322393

Why can't we engineer humans to be attractive sex machines instead of making these Combine-like abominations?

>> No.18322401

>>18322393
>Why can't we engineer humans to be attractive sex machines
Realistically, appearance is bred. It can be done, but the downside is that you would never be allowed to have kids. It's for the greater good of humanity.

>> No.18322439

>>18316805
>post completely hypothetical scenario that’s genetically impossible
>”WTF LOOK HOW EVIL THIS IS MEAT IS MURDER CHUDS1!!1!1!1”
Strawman 101

>> No.18322451

>>18320256
The funny part is that we would never reduce their brain functions just so we could do more evil shit to them. We would do evil shit to them and make them smarter too because they eat feed 2% more efficiently that way

>> No.18322461

>>18322451
>eating animals is… le evil!!!
Spotted the retard

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18322987

>>18317420
> falling directly down my throat

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>>18316805
that thing probably tastes nasty

>> No.18323232

>>18318157
Obsessed

>> No.18323348

Ethan Ralph practicing bdsm

>> No.18323472

>>18320319
It's a vegan thread.

>> No.18324598

>>18316805
>enhanced with snake genes
>genderless

This is so fucking stupid it hurts. Truly the imagination of a godless creature.

>> No.18324687

>>18323472
but vegans don't eat animal products. maybe it's a vegan conversion thread, but this doesn't actually exist, so not really.

>> No.18324717

>>18324687
Yeah, they just wear them.

>> No.18324747

>>18324717
by definition if they wear animal products they're not vegan, so again, not really.

>> No.18324761

>>18324747
Tried to tell my coworker that and she got pisssssed.

>> No.18324778

>>18324761
Cognitive dissonance tends to rustle people. She may have a vegan diet, but that bitch be exploiting. Often times they'll try and justify it by saying they got their leather shoes from a goodwill so they're not directly funding the leather industry, but they're just being dishonest to themselves.

>> No.18324799

>>18321676
Arabs breed demon goats.

>> No.18324904

>>18317758
Me too

>> No.18324961

This seems wrong in some way I can't articulate, which is weird because I'm a materialist through and through and I assume this is a pig that was genetically modified not to grow a brain but just the other organs it needs to produce meat. I assume a computer sends the appropriate signals to make the organs work. Without a brain the pig-body isn't suffering so I don't know why this makes me queasy, but it does.

>> No.18324974

>>18323003
wtf he doodoo on his nuts

>> No.18325450

>>18316805
>enhaced with snake genes for longer torso
God fucking dammit people, this is not how genetics work, this is not how anything works!

>> No.18325459

>>18316805
So what horror game is this advertising?

>> No.18325481

>>18318239
Retard

>> No.18325499

im convinced were in the universe of All Tomorrows and we somehow haven't realized that pigs are just genetically modified and domesticated humans for consumption, there are too many similarities and resource competition between our subspecies we are unwitting cannibals and we are delicious i hate pigs so much why do they taste so good its not fair, what am i

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im not a pig im not a pig im not a pig im not a pig im not a pig im not a pig im not a pig im not a pig AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18325521

>>18321679
>>18322214
>No cerebral cortex
It's fucking braindead from birth, how can you even ascribe life worth preserving to such a thing? It literally can't feel pain, anxiety, fear, stress or anything. This is a million times better than having cute pigs and cows get messed up and emotionally scarred in industrial complexes. God damn feefee retarded people.

>> No.18325553

>>18316805
I'd become a vegan before I'd put anything in my mouth coming from that unholy mutant.

>> No.18325562

I really want to fuck a big fat sow. so fucking bad

>> No.18325587

>>18320899
I'll bite. wtf am I looking at?

>> No.18325606
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>>18316805
Look up cultured-meats. It doesn’t need a head or body at all. It can just be a meat plant.

>> No.18325645

>>18325606
But the important question is, does it look kind of icky anywhere in the process and can I say it's an act against god?
If so, I will always knee-jerk react with disdain.

>> No.18325914

>>18324799
Why do I feel like human dna got into that horse SOMEHOW

>> No.18325924

>>18318651
They're a meat breed. They're bred to be ginormous and the same mutation also causes the fucked up faced and ears.

>> No.18325944

>>18325606
what's she doing with that apple core

>> No.18326492

>>18325587
The Duck Catalogue

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>>18317396
as opposed to...

>> No.18326662

>>18318239
>The brain isn't even necessary

For you

>> No.18326702

>>18325606
Brainlet here, what exactly is preventing us from going to full cultured? It would help the environment and give us all the meat we would want so no need to eat bugs

>> No.18326781

>>18325587
https://www.zmescience.com/other/headless-chicken-solution-matrix-farming-420545/

>> No.18326808

>>18325606
What's the point of eating meat if something doesn't lose its life for my sustenance? That's half the flavor.

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>>18320899

>> No.18327326

>>18316805
>Enhanced with snake genes for longer torso, more ribs.

Don't think that's how that works.

>> No.18327412

>>18326808
What's the point in being an edgy faggot if somebody doesn't give you a (You)? So here you go.

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>>18316805

>> No.18327494

>>18318389
>>18323003
Pigs can ejaculate for like 12 minutes straight apparently

>> No.18327506

>>18327326
life finds a way

>> No.18327964

>Enhanced with snake genes
But then the lungs won't fit
>Hyperlactation
????
>Has to breathe using an apparatus
>Suspended in the air instead of standing on its own
That seems too costly, and what about the leg meat? There's so much waste here. Can you imagine the complications from a pig with multiple uteri? Gods the vets would throw a fit!
This must be a fetish thing

>> No.18327978

>>18327494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjAkqaNVJF8

>> No.18328091

>>18316805
Far more humane than standard farming. We should have done this years ago.

>> No.18328116

>>18321679
kill yourself little faggot.

>> No.18328134

>>18327412
kek u are so mad lulz

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>>18328134
yeah i'm seething at your teenage antics.