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Anonymous Thu Sep 1 20:49:47 2022 No.18307787 [Reply] [Original]

What's your favorite type of sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 20:56:45 2022 No.18307810 knuckle

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 20:59:08 2022 No.18307820 I still miss the Big Chungus sandwich Mcdicks offered in 2019 but suddenly pulled. It was the last truly wholesome fast food item there was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:20:05 2022 No.18308040 >>18307787 Bacon double cheeseburger with onion rings and BBQ sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:25:39 2022 No.18308050 Wrong midge died.

Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:40:54 2022 No.18308078

>>18307787
Just look at the fear in that worthless little midge's eyes, juxtapositioned with the sandwich.
Every time it's around humans it probably imagines itself being butchered and cooked and stuffed into sandwich to be eaten in a human restaurant. I can't imagine any other use for a midge, can you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:41:40 2022 No.18308079 >>18307787 why is the bread so floppy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:41:44 2022 No.18308081 >>18307810 I want to see mr knuckle!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:42:08 2022 No.18308082 >>18307787 Turkey with swiss and mayo

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:48:05 2022 No.18308097 >>18308078 Isn't that the midget that played Mini-Me in Austin Powers? God I miss that little guy so damn much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:49:22 2022 No.18308100 >>18308097 I don't.

Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:51:14 2022 No.18308107
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>>18308078

>Every time it's around humans it probably imagines itself being butchered and cooked and stuffed into sandwich to be eaten in a human restaurant

holy shit i cant laughing.

high quality posting right here

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 22:54:44 2022 No.18308119 File: 36 KB, 582x343, gam_coleman2_582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18308100 YOU BITCH

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 23:00:32 2022 No.18308133 >>18307787 Gay three way

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 23:02:35 2022 No.18308138 >>18307787 Schitzel Ham Cheese Fried egg Lettuce Tomato Mayo Mustard

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 23:05:27 2022 No.18308150 File: 75 KB, 512x512, sandwich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man small or sandwich big??

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 02:38:31 2022 No.18308784 This midge was based and got to fuck playmate pussy unlike the bearded mini soylord for GoT and the other british midge

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 02:42:29 2022 No.18308793 File: 3.40 MB, 360x270, 1654630708897.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18307787 >when you realize he's holding a 6"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 02:42:31 2022 No.18308794 File: 87 KB, 1200x675, bologna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18307787

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 02:58:29 2022 No.18308824 >>18307787 for me it's the Cuban but I love a good BLT too

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 03:07:45 2022 No.18308855 blt-e

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 08:47:52 2022 No.18309544 >>18308794 why not take a single big slice instead of half a dozen thin sliced?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 13:51:57 2022 No.18310023 >>18307787 damn subway used to look that good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 13:54:06 2022 No.18310027 >>18308079 Menumaster.

Anonymous Fri Sep 2 13:54:45 2022 No.18310028

I'd love to kick Verne Troyer in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 14:00:53 2022 No.18310043 >>18310028 hes already dead dumbass

Anonymous Fri Sep 2 14:02:01 2022 No.18310046

>>18310043
what I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 14:37:06 2022 No.18310120 >>18307787 A Cubano sandwich. Great flavors and perfect combination of taking a little work but not too much. Filling but light enough it doesn't slow you down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 14:43:37 2022 No.18310149 File: 696 KB, 600x667, verne troyer struggling with a turkey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18307787 >>18308050

Anonymous Fri Sep 2 15:15:17 2022 No.18310234
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>>18310046
>if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well.
> a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon.
>I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place.

Funniest god damn post i have ever read on 4chan. i saved your post and will be randomly copy pasting wherever i go from now on. I will have voice actors read this script and i will post threads dedicated to it.

I kneel to you, oh King of Comedy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 15:24:15 2022 No.18310259 its gotta be the italian hoagie. my favorite sandwich

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 18:46:00 2022 No.18310878 File: 177 KB, 975x650, food_1645251855862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18307787 grilled cheese.. I come from a big grilled cheese family..

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 01:15:58 2022 No.18311911 A midge is created when a young child is groomed and molested by democrats in the American public school system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 01:19:14 2022 No.18311921 >>18307787 Reuben. I would kill for a Reuben right now

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 01:44:02 2022 No.18311989 >>18307787 thanks for reminding me that I have bread

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:19:31 2022 No.18313786 They say that if you feed a seagull Alka Seltzer its stomach will burst. I wonder if the same thing is true about midges?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:23:12 2022 No.18313800 File: 1.35 MB, 498x280, tenor (6).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18307787 >Subway turkey Fuck outta here freak.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:40:10 2022 No.18313841 >>18310046 what a weird kink

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:41:58 2022 No.18313848 >>18307787 Seitan Italian sub, because it's delicious and vegan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:57:10 2022 No.18314086 File: 794 KB, 621x471, warwick2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18308078 >What the FUCK did you just say about people of size?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:58:12 2022 No.18314088 File: 548 KB, 1544x880, warwick3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18310046 lol lmao, even

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:17:38 2022 No.18314130 File: 13 KB, 256x256, 166204225309673797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18308078 Wot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:34:53 2022 No.18314158 File: 122 KB, 605x772, 1636764221581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18307787

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:27:28 2022 No.18314297 >>18307787 Liverwurst with good mayo and a crunchy vegetable

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:16:37 2022 No.18314443 >>18314158 british woman should have done more ads like this instead of suing them

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:00:45 2022 No.18314600 Bacon, lettuce, and tomato on toasted whole wheat with spicy mustard.

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