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I don't give a fuck what people say. Mushrooms are fungus therefore they are disgusting and revolting.

>> No.18294316

>>18294308
Cool, you're a big baby, we get it. By the way, yeast is a type of fungus so remember to stop eating bread from now on as well, you pathetic stupid child.

>> No.18294336

>>18294316
sneed

>> No.18294523

Soda

>> No.18294528

coffee

>> No.18294543

Breakfast cereal. Loved it as a kid, can't be in the same room as it as an adult. If my boyfriend wants a bowl of the stuff I make him eat it elsewhere, the smell alone grosses me out.

>> No.18294551

>>18294543
It smells and tastes great, but may be one of the most toxic mainstream foods you can ingest

>> No.18294560

>>18294543
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.18294583

>>18294308
Ur mum is fungus. and ur dad is fun guy.

>> No.18294770

>>18294316
It's called having some taste, wtf is wrong with that? I bet it's not good for op to have some taste but it's quite good for you to be a bottombi fag?

>> No.18294822

>>18294770
Being such a cry baby that you avoid an entire form of foods because it weirds out your childlike brain isn't having taste, it's just being pathetic.

>> No.18294915

>>18294770
Taste is something you ate, not you just suppose. Normal people don't open up threads about caprices

>> No.18295546

>>18294915
Normal people are not on 4chan, though

>> No.18295942

>>18294822
>>18294915
It's your fault if you have no taste, your choice is to be a bottomboi or any kind of fag. That's your taste/choice isn't it?

>> No.18295982

>>18294770
It's not having taste to have a weird prescriptive disdain for certain foods based on what form of life they are
>I don't like mushrooms because they taste bad
acceptable
>I don't like mushrooms because they are a fungus and that makes my small brain feel weird
not acceptable

>> No.18295988

>>18294308
My brain registers the smell of cantaloupe as being something rancid and rotting and I can't bear to be near it for too long

>> No.18295993

Banana is the only food I refuse to consume

>> No.18296014
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18296014

>>18294308
I. hate. sauerkraut.

>> No.18296019

>>18296014
Why people willingly eat something so foul is alien to me

>> No.18296354

>>18294308
Cheese is rotten milk mold clumps.
Figs are graveyards of incel wasps.
Beer is rotten wheat water.
Wine is rotten grape juice.
Meat is the muscle tissue of living things.
Mushrooms are fungal (possibly alien) mycelium colonies.
Lobsters and crabs are literally water bugs.

>> No.18297303

>>18296014
its good on reubens

>> No.18297316

>>18296354
My cock is a registered weapon in 6 states

>> No.18297325

>>18294308
i used to think like this, but then i watched a joe rogan podcast where he had a mushroom scientist on and he implied the CIA had secret mushroom technology that they haven't released to the public and implied that mushrooms have crazy brain healing properties that the government doesn't want us to know about so now i eat lion's mane every other day

>> No.18297336

>>18294308
I eat fish and shrimp/lobster/crab, but I refuse to eat mussels, clams, octopuss, squid, etc....it just inherently feels wrong and gross

>> No.18297341

>>18297325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPqWstVnRjQ
unironically though

>> No.18297342

>>18297316
most states have sex crime registry reciprocity you should really know about it

>> No.18297409

>>18297342
I do. I know about it through the 6 states in which I've lived.

>> No.18297418

so you have babyman taste, big deal. enjoy what you want

>> No.18297425

>>18296014
sauerkraut literally smells like decomposing feces and dumpster. no wonder Germans love it so much

>> No.18297432

>>18297303
personally i've never eaten sauerkraut on anything except a reuben. don't even know what the fuck else you'd use it for. probably sausage would be good. idk anything else

>> No.18297717

>>18297316
I too have an std

>> No.18297847

>>18296014
*breathes in*
ITS GOoD FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

>> No.18297897

>>18296014
>>18297847
top lel

>> No.18297899

>>18297847
yeah but if it fumigates an entire building with the odor of rotting skunk asshole, I'm not going near it

>> No.18297902

>>18297336
I didn't realize there were arthropod vs mollusk purists. Either way they're both disgusting

>> No.18297912

>>18297902
you vill eat the sea bugs and you VILL be happy!

>> No.18297964

>>18297325
Have you considered that this might just be like a cordyceps situation?

>> No.18297985

>>18294308
garlic,i CAN'T stand the smell,sorry :(

>> No.18297989

>>18294583
Gus and Guy, yikes. They sound like a gay couple.

>> No.18297990

>>18297964
don't really care if the parasitic fungi is only beneficial to my life

>> No.18297993

>>18295993
Without a condom. Kek

>> No.18298378

Not a fan of bananas. The texture is unpleasant.
Fish that have lots of bones. Seafood that requires surgical removal of inedible parts, like with small crabs, crayfish. More hassle than it's worth.
Besides that, nothing. And I will still eat aforementioned foods, just not enjoy them much.

>> No.18298500

>>18297325
Paul Stamets? I don't recall him mentioning secret government consultancies on that episode

>> No.18298513

>>18298500
>consultancies
Conspiracies**

>> No.18298539

>>18294308
mushrooms are delicious
I cannot eat bananas.

>> No.18298540

>>18294543
I dislike breakfast cereal because it forces me to eat it quickly, because I don't want it to get soggy. Eating food fast is a bad habit and bad for you.

>> No.18298552

Elephant poop

>> No.18298571

>>18298540
I don't like it crunchy, I always pour my cereal before taking a shower in the morning so it has a chance to soak and soften up. I think of it as basically reconstituting porridge.

>> No.18298575

>>18294316
Based.
>>18294770
>>18294336
Cringe.

>> No.18298583

>>18294308
All fast food

>> No.18298590

>>18298583
What about the slow food?

>> No.18299048

>>18294308
Olives are fucking disgusting.

>> No.18299056

>>18296014
It's only good with mashed potatos or roasted pork leg anyway

>> No.18299075

>>18295942
>your choice is to be a bottomboi or any kind of fag. That's your taste/choice isn't it?

This is a pathetically funny attempt at an insult from a loser who's afraid of mushrooms.

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18300939

Love tomatoes, but hate tomato soup

>> No.18300956
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18300956

>>18294308
Sour cream actively detracts from every food it is placed in and is made for defective whiteoids who cant take salsa

>> No.18300960

>>18294551
proofs? granted its just milk and processed wheat

>> No.18301029

>>18300956
Serves a completely different purpose as a condiment, Jamal. You can use both.
Also am a spicyfag who lives in an area with a lot of minorities and love giving 1m scoville to faggots talking shit about "cracker hot sauce" and watching them hold their mouth under the bathroom sink for the next 15 minutes. All talk and no walk, since the hottest shit you people eat are jalapenos and spicy chicken wings and you think that's where it caps out.

>> No.18301088

>>18298378
>Fish that have lots of bones
Smelt is like this, but if they're well cooked you can peel the spine and rib away from the flesh with a little finesse. The smaller they are the harder it gets to do right though.

>> No.18301400

>>18294308
How do you think you digest food?
><><><>><><><><><><><><><>
MUSHROOMS LIVINING INSIDE OF YOOOOOUUUUU
<?<??<?<<>><><><><><<><><>

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>>18300956
pretty much tastes the same as this, so you're wrong.

>> No.18301438

>>18301403
If your Oaxaca tasted like sour cream, you were eating old Oaxaca that had started to turn lmao

>> No.18301445

>>18301438
yeah i copypasta'd the wrong link lmao oh well

>> No.18301476

>>18299048
Agreed. I usually dont have issues with preserves or fermented food but goddamn olvies taste like grassy puke to me, both filled and natural

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18301501

Ghivetch looks disgusting. My mom likes making it and it always looks and tastes like a bunch of vomit.

>> No.18301512

>>18296014
Knew a dipshit who liked pickles in his sandwiches/burgers but hated sauerkraut. Hey retard, its just vegetables in the same vinegar brine bullshit.

>> No.18301516

>>18294308
Mushrooms are high on my list of "I get why you don't like them, but you're missing out".
Onions, however, are on my list of "What's wrong with you, these are great, grow a fucking palate you child".

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18301522

>>18294308
>Mushrooms
Just had a memory whiplash from the time my mum and grandad convinced me that mushrooms weren't mushrooms.

>be me
>6 or 7?
>hate mushrooms
>mum and grandad really like mushrooms and want to have meals with them
>come up with plan to convince me that mushrooms aren't mushrooms
>bigbrainmove.png
>grandad chops mushrooms into odd shapes
>"Anon, we're gonna try a new recipe today"
>sweet.png
>have a bolognase and notice odd shapes and ask about them
>"those are tootles anon, let me know what you think of them."
>eat tootles and really like them and tell mum and grandad
>continue thinking that there's a mystical food thing called tootles for years
>grandad one day lets it slip out the bag
>ultimate betrayal.png
>I was lied to by mum and grandad
>make up with some ice cream and laugh at the funny tootles while watching pie in the sky with mum and grandad

it's probably the most autistic thing I've been a part of but it always makes me feel comfy thinking about it and a good laugh.

>> No.18301638

Might show how much of a beaner I am. But off the top of my head
>Enchiladas (I don't hate them but they need pork chili and beef otherwise its a smothered tort with cheese)
>Chile Rellenos (I have never had one that was a balance of bread and jalapeño)
>Nachos (my mom buys the same shitty nacho cheese, I had only 1 good plate of nachos when I was 8)
>Cabbage burgers
>Mayonnaise
>Mustard

>> No.18301696

>>18294308
Vinegar and vinegar-containing food,

>> No.18301700

>>18301638
Why would you use jalapeños for chile relleno

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18301987

>>18294308
>therefore they are disgusting and revolting
Whoa they're just like me.

>> No.18302081

>>18301522
Now that's fucking wholesome. Very cool anon.

>> No.18302900

>>18294308
Any kind of organ meat.

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18302902

I hate fish. I hate fish so much that if i was forced to subsist on fish alone i would die, for if fish enters my mouth, i will vomit immediately.
Strangely, i love shrimp and mussels. I also like fish roe. The weirdest thing is, i like gravlax.

>> No.18302918

>>18302902
Maybe you just have to find that right kind of fish that clicks for you?
Even same kind fish can taste better or worse depending on how/when it was farmed or caught.

>> No.18302994

>>18294308
Eggplant. I find the taste nauseating. Also it's not nutritious or healthy at all.

>> No.18303022

>>18302918
i know for a fact that i hate pollock, salmon and pike. It might be a texture thing, as i hate flaky foods. My hate of fish was trauma based however, as i was forced to finish an awful fish dish as a small child, don't remember what it was but it was foul. Apparently before that i ate fish sticks and liked them too,

>> No.18303066

>>18301638
What is a cabbage burger?

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18303067

>>18300956
Also known as Polish ice cream, also baka if you wouldn't demolish a plate of pierogi with sour cream, sauteed onion and bacon

>> No.18303072

>>18294308
>>18294316
Nothing wrong with mushrooms.

>> No.18303081
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18303081

who the fuck puts this shit on pizza

>> No.18303124

>>18301638
Hello wetback here, to me nachos live and die by how cheap they are in regards to the meat and how well they spread out the toppings so you dont have a bunch of shitty edge chips that you need to dip yourself

>> No.18303132

>>18303081
Its a nice salty change of pace from the normal meat based toppings, slap some chovies and spinach and youve got a good pizza

>> No.18303138

>>18303067
I've only had it with mexican food

>> No.18303688

>>18295993
What's so bad about it?

>> No.18303710

>>18294308
anything that comes from the ocean
shrimp is tasty, but it looks too weird

>> No.18303723

>>18303710
also bell peppers

>> No.18303727

>>18297432
it's alright on a roasted pork loin sometimes

>> No.18303742

>>18301501
that looks fucking delicious.
like ratatouille soup
ratatouille is one of my favorite dishes and my mom makes it so fucking well