Coffee Time General /ctg/

[Anonymous No.18294025]

"How much milk to add" edition.

This thread is for discussing coffee and coffee related topics. https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz

[Anonymous No.18294062]

This general sucks and is filled with troons.

[Anonymous No.18294077]

>>18294025
Pour some sugar on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXcTdKrgUy4

[Anonymous No.18294090]

I was supposed to go back to sleep before dawn but that's beginning to look like it's not going to work out
what ratio should I brew my aeropress after my 90 minute nap so I don't go into work feeling like I lost a boxing match?
should I try the inverted method this time or is it a meme?

[Anonymous No.18294104]

i usually drink my coffee with a splash of milk. however, i also do a 48h-fast every 2 weeks where i drink my coffee black. i like it black as well, i just prefer it with a bit of milk. are there any good 0-calory alternatives to milk for coffee?

[Anonymous No.18294107]

>>18294104
what do you think milk is?

[Anonymous No.18294109]

>>18294107
not 0-calory, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.18294118]

I usually have milk for the coffee and since its very little what i use, ot gets bad after a while..
I tried having almond milk w/o flavor and its fucking sucks
What should i do?
Btw theres a reason why i put little milk, because its get the coffee very colder and it fucking sucks to have 2 sips and its already warm

[Anonymous No.18294120]

>>18294104
You drink coffee like your mens?

[Anonymous No.18294126]

>>18294104
Like a sugar-free coffee creamer? Just drink it black you're fasting to also get rid of the bad habits that turned you into a fat faggot. Get used to drinking coffee black with no sugar

[Anonymous No.18294134]

>>18294104
Water, faggot

[Anonymous No.18294196]

>>18294118
just heat the milk a bit

[Anonymous No.18294217]

>>18294196
Too complicated, i need ro clean the milk heater (which i dont have)
Microwave is not an option

If i have time i mix the milk with a spoon and let it thaw b4

[Anonymous No.18294229]

>>18294104
A quarter cup of unsweetened oat milk will be barely 40 calories. And that's more than enough to cut the taste.

[Anonymous No.18294230]

>>18294229
Why are you geh?

[Anonymous No.18294232]

>>18294229
But that'll take him out of the fast

[Anonymous No.18294236]

>>18294109
not very many either desu, like at all. creamer on the other hand is another story

[Anonymous No.18294304]

It's been 3 days since I stopped drinking coffee and my sex drive is completely dead lol

[Anonymous No.18294332]

I hate manual grinding I hate manual grinding I hate manual grinding

[Anonymous No.18294376]

>>18294332
I'd hate it too if I was part of Flair + JMax crew
luckily I'm not

[Anonymous No.18294654]

>>18294332
I can't describe how nice it is to just throw your beans into a machine and have them come out ground

[Anonymous No.18294791]

How is that cafe du monde shit with the chicory root? I'm debating picking up a can just to throw in my french press or my phin to try it.

[Anonymous No.18294806]

I don't like milk in my coffee. I put cream and no sugar in there.

[Anonymous No.18294811]

>>18294806
>cream in coffee

[Anonymous No.18294818]

>>18294811
Cream goes in coffee and milk goes in tea.

[Anonymous No.18294823]

>>18294818
dairy goes in neither

[Anonymous No.18294828]

>>18294811
>>18294823
go back

[Anonymous No.18294832]

>>18294823
fag

[Anonymous No.18294837]

>>18294828
Says the loser faggot who puts milk in his tea lmao

[Anonymous No.18295288]

>>18294217
>Microwave is not an option
why

[Anonymous No.18295305]

I don't have a grinder. How can I make palatable coffee with this?

[Anonymous No.18295430]

>>18295305
Open bag of beans at store, grind there.

[Anonymous No.18295444]

>>18295305
Go to a local cafe and ask them to fill it up

[Anonymous No.18295450]

>>18295305
A lot of subscriptions have options to deliver your beans grounded.

[Anonymous No.18295454]

didnt realize there was a new general and posted this in the now dead thread

so i decided to try my cold brew "black" and it tasted nothing like described (blueberry, honey, chocolate) and instead it reminded me of darjeeling tea. why does my blacked coffee taste like this without creamer?

[Anonymous No.18295531]

>>18295450
Stay in your room Beans!

[Anonymous No.18295580]

Washed coffee is superior.

[Anonymous No.18295588]

Modded GCP is king

[Anonymous No.18295625]

>>18295580
Washed coffee can be better than a lot of naturals but as a general rule? The vast majority of washed coffees are commodity so I think objectively dry processes are superior.

[Anonymous No.18295663]

At a cafe, would it be weird to ask them add a single ice cube to something, just so it's not so hot? Or is that rude?

[Anonymous No.18295680]

>>18295663
Happens all the time. Go for it.

[Anonymous No.18295688]

>>18295680
Ok, thanks. I wanted to be sure I wasn't being offensive. I know they work really hard to learn how to make all those drinks, and I'd feel bad if a special request of mine was the equivalent of spitting in their faces

[Anonymous No.18295814]

>>18295625
I don’t drink commodity coffee and if you do, you should fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18295822]

>>18294791
I prefer french market myself but either way it comes out strong and black. Never had it from a French press, pour over or drip would be the traditional way of preparing it you then serve it half coffee and half cooked milk for a proper cafe au lait but evaporated milk makes a good substitute if you can't be assed to leave the milk on the burner for a long time.

[Anonymous No.18295879]

>>18295688
its not weird because every faggot asks for special shit or gets autistic about everything like cunt why dont you just make it yourself then
but the barista will judge you for being pretentious.
source: my mum worked as a barista in a high end cafe and had schizo hipster autists come in every day and actually have a fit if their coffee wasn't exactly 97.4 degrees by the time it gets to the table.
also asking for every single aspect of the coffee to be made to their specifications like mother fucker this isn't subway.

[Anonymous No.18296108]

What's the difference between turkish and cowboy coffee?

[Anonymous No.18296198]

>>18295879
I work as a barista and you're a fucking nutjob.

[Anonymous No.18296241]

>>18296198
So would it be weird if I asked for a single ice cube? I just have a very temperature-sensitive tongue, and I don't want to wait too long to start drinking...

[Anonymous No.18296246]

>>18295814
reddit

[Anonymous No.18296281]

>>18294217
I just put some in the mug I'll be using and heat it for around a minute in the microwave

[Anonymous No.18296570]

>>18296246
Cope

[Anonymous No.18296605]

>>18296570
i haven't drank commodity in years, you just sound like a flaming faggot

[Anonymous No.18296776]

i didnt know there was a coffee general

does coffee go bad in the fridge if i brew a liter of coffee and then put in the fridge for a few days will it start to go bad? i like coffee a lot and i like putting it in all my drinks, like if i am making green tea i'll put a quarter of coffee in the cup. or any alcoholic drinks. i'd like coffee in my fridge ready to be mixed with anything

i made a thread, i saw another anon replied that hes had 5 day old coffee.
but i am reading online that "the oils atart to go bad" after an hour

[Anonymous No.18296777]

I bought some caramel sea salt flavored drizzle for this papua new guinea. Figured if I'm going to dress it up with milk to make it palateable I might as well go all the way.

[Anonymous No.18297030]

>>18296605
>t. 80 point natural processed Brazil enthusiast

[Anonymous No.18297066]

>reddit told me sweet marias uses a 140pt scale

[Anonymous No.18297154]

>>18297030
>>18297066
redditors please go back

[Anonymous No.18297249]

What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.18297298]

>>18297249
Coffee with 7 intensity points out of 12.

[Anonymous No.18297372]

>>18296776
everything you read about coffee online is an industry psyop. just do whatever you want. as long as mold isn't growing on the coffee it's fine.

>aged coffee is.... le bad!!!
they just want to move more product
>you need to let your light roasts off gas for 3 months
they want to sell stale coffee
>noooo you can't let the coffee sit in the fridge it'll heckin oxidize
oxygen doesn't taste like anything, they want you to throw away perfectly good coffee
>coffee oils are bad for you
big pourover wants to sell more overpriced paper cones
>natural process is so good, it tastes like fruit!
they're literally selling you rotten coffee because they're too cheap to clean it properly

and don't even get me started on (((flat burrs)))

[Anonymous No.18297439]

>>18296776
>does coffee go bad in the fridge if i brew a liter of coffee and then put in the fridge for a few days will it start to go bad?
Not a coffee drinker (yet), so take what I say with a pinch of salt. But I don't think it's about going bad, but about drinking good coffee. Left over won't go bad after 5 days either but I wouldn't want to eat it.
Coffee is probably at its best consumed right away so why leave it in the fridge for 5 days instead of just brewing whenever you want a cup.

[Anonymous No.18297631]

>>18297030
I'm that guy, I still like the naturally processed Brazilian but next time I'm gonna get a washed Ethiopian.

[Anonymous No.18297755]

>>18294025
Does anyone here know about the video where some guy is making some poor coffee while talking about Obama?
It's from 2008 or so and it's like a vlog, i've been trying to find this video for years now

[Anonymous No.18297781]

>>18297755
Any of these?
https://youtu.be/JWA4uwN-zBc
https://youtu.be/ehJijM9lC9k
https://youtu.be/qj-2skoAVpc

[Anonymous No.18297909]

>>18297372
There's no reason a good grinder should cost more than $30.

[Anonymous No.18297933]

>that first cup of the day

[Anonymous No.18297998]

>>18295454
i need an expert to answer my question otherwise this thread is a sham

[Anonymous No.18298025]

>>18297998
Cold brew sucks shit and will never be good no matter what. You need heat to extract shit NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18298047]

>>18298025
Not what he asked FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18298055]

>>18298047
>Ask why cold brew tastes like shit
>Receive correct answer
>Uhhhhhh I don't like that answer so I'm going to pretend that isn't what I asked
KYS JEW

[Anonymous No.18298058]

https://www.hario-usa.com/products/coffee-syphon-next

is that too faggy?

[Anonymous No.18298074]

>>18298058
You want a beam heater to go with it. Drives up the price significantly.

[Anonymous No.18298079]

>>18298058
If I saw any of you using this thing I would dunk your head in the nearest toilet

[Anonymous No.18298084]

>>18297249
Taste good but not much different from the much cheaper nescafe red mug (original).
I import them for like $10/500g

[Anonymous No.18298085]

>>18298058
its neat to see the process take place, but not worth investing in unless cleaning bits and pieces is fun for you. i have a bodum siphon.

[Anonymous No.18298140]

>>18296777
Fuck me these are like $20 a bottle.
Wish they were more affordable.
Also for coffee sauce > syrup any day

[Anonymous No.18298149]

>>18298140
I paid $5 at sprouts. Their site sells them for 6 a bottle, free shipping on $60. Go nuts.
https://shop.torani.com/products/puremade-salted-chocolate-caramel-sauce

[Anonymous No.18298164]

>>18298085
cleaning a french press is already too much effort. So a switch is the way to go?

[Anonymous No.18298207]

>>18295288
i dont have that where im having breakfast most of the times, sorry i wasnt clear about this

[Anonymous No.18298210]

>>18295305
put it inside ziploc thats inside a bag
throw it in the main avenue,
collect after few buses drive by
...
profit

[Anonymous No.18298224]

>>18296281
what would you do if you dont have a microwave?

[Anonymous No.18298280]

>>18298224
just heat some milk in a cezve

[Anonymous No.18298347]

>>18298280
if im a chad that drink that type of coffee i wouldnt act liike a pussy and add milk to that

[Anonymous No.18298356]

>>18298347
i have a cezve but i dont drink turkish coffee, its just a good vessel for heating liquid on the stove, i actually use mine to make hot chocolate.

[Anonymous No.18298364]

>>18294025
Whenever I drink a cup I feel a bit jittery and start to retch a little, sorta' feels like when you have to throw up. But I am not sure what is causing it. I feel very confident it isn't mild lactose intolerance, or a caffine sensitivity since it doesn't happen when I drink a cola.

Anyone know what I can do? I still drink a cup or two every day, but I can't for the life of me figure out what is causing it. Maybe it is allergy to some sort of beans that is causing it?

[Anonymous No.18298366]

>>18298364
>start to retch a little
Are you sure you're not just brewing shit coffee?

[Anonymous No.18298367]

>>18298356 good idea anon
sometimes i get turkish cofee but the one ready to use
(perhaps is the same im just adding hot water lel)

[Anonymous No.18298368]

>>18298364
Might be the acidity of the coffee

[Anonymous No.18298372]

>>18298364
is caffeine sensitivy, or perhaps you got infected with the gay

its not the same caffeine in soda lol

[Anonymous No.18298419]

>>18297249
This brand is delicious, for supermarket coffee anyway. If you buy whole beans and grind them yourself there's nothing wrong with it. The espresso 57 one is tasty from a mokapot

[Anonymous No.18298441]

>>18298366
>brewing shit coffee
That may be the problem, to be fair, the equipment I have is pretty shabby. It is a hand me down my Grandma who bought it used because of her dementia. Bless her, she thought it was brand new when she gave it to me. So it isn't like, super amazing. It is an old office maker? might just need to clean it propper again.

The coffee I brew is just cheap pre-grinded no-brand, since the budget is a bit tight until I find a job. Whenever I have some more stable income you can bet I'll buy more high-end stuff. It isn't like I drink cat shit coffee on the daily.

>>18298368
>Acidity
I'll keep that in mind whenever I buy next time. It is worth a shot!

>>18298372
>perhaps you got infected with the gay
Good heavens

[Anonymous No.18298457]

>>18298441
lol

[Anonymous No.18298517]

Its 6 am boys, its almost time for that first cup. What are you brewing and what are you brewing it in? Im brewing a washed ethiopan in a v60. Very pedestrian.

[Anonymous No.18298538]

>mfw created a spreadsheet to track all the coffee I buy
Anyone else do this, I can't imagine trying to remember a coffee I may have had 5 years ago without some sort of system

[Anonymous No.18298595]

>>18294025
Sugar and milk are 4 degenerates you should be lashed to a cross

[Anonymous No.18298607]

>>18297933
Kek

[Anonymous No.18298617]

Currently drinking a specialty natural Brazilian that cost 5 quid

[Anonymous No.18298708]

>>18298164
>So a switch is the way to go?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18298745]

>>18298517
10pm almost time for my second cup
moka
cant decide between washed yirgacheffe or kenyan
i think i hate both but im not going to just dump them so i gotta just get through it.

[Anonymous No.18298759]

>>18297933
this would be my morning routine every morning on the way to work if i could, hour there and back 80mph drive. wind and sun in my face, music related, breakfast sammy, a fruity little latte and a bone.
>I have to ask them 5-6 times more cheese
id be a very simple and content man.

[Anonymous No.18298952]

>>18295305
buy pre-ground
cover with water
leave it in the fridge until the next day
press it then pour the coffee to a different jug
wa la, you've made cold brew.
you can heat it with ~45 seconds in a microwave safe cup

[Anonymous No.18299001]

*blocks ur path*

[Anonymous No.18299018]

>>18299001
not this time chicken little

[Anonymous No.18299028]

>>18294025
>My aeropress is not arriving today
Cold water it is then

[Anonymous No.18299031]

>>18294025
I like having my coffee done quickly. What's better than a Keurig or Nescafe? Nothing.

[Anonymous No.18299256]

i have a gaggia new classic and bought the timemore slim plus grinder but i'm not quite happy with it. going from 8 to 7 clicks doubles the time it takes to get a 1:2 18g shot. should i return the timemore slim plus and get a 1zpresso j-max?

[Anonymous No.18299261]

>>18299256
>should i return the timemore slim plus and get a 1zpresso j-max?
for espresso, most definitely

[Anonymous No.18299282]

>>18299261
i only make espresso and drinks based on espresso. the j-max is the only 1zpresso grinder i can get in my country currently for a decent price

[Anonymous No.18299300]

>>18299282
yeah return it while you can, you will have a much better experience with the J-Max

[Anonymous No.18299308]

Alright guys, my coffee setup rn is
>Delonghi bean2cup automatic espresso machine (got it for free)
>cheap ass coffee grinder
>French Press/Chemex

I think I'm gonna upgrade my stuff one piece at a time. First purchase is going to be a Niche Zero since it can do everything from pourover to espresso. After that I'll see what espresso machine is tickling my fancy I'm thinking about doing a GCP with lots of mods

[Anonymous No.18299312]

How long does it take to get used to the taste of black coffee. I drink drip coffee(sometimes cold brew) with milk and no sugar.

[Anonymous No.18299321]

>>18299308
The niche is fine, me personally I would get a df64 with ssp's but they're both great.

I would do:
>Niche
>Stagg + Switch
>GCP or modded Silvia

in that order and then you have a perfectly kitted coffee bar and then you can look to saving for a P64 or a heat exchange/dual boiler or something.

[Anonymous No.18299330]

>>18299312
If you're using bad beans there's almost no point. Drinking well extracted, good quality coffee by itself is an absolute pleasure.

[Anonymous No.18299332]

For me its the niche.

[Anonymous No.18299335]

>>18299321
>personally I would get a df64
Yeah, the 'niche killer' right? I just like the way that the Niche looks

[Anonymous No.18299345]

>Niche
Weak motor
>P64
Weak motor

[Anonymous No.18299366]

>>18299335
>niche killer
Nah its a piece of shit from an industrial appliance company that doesn't actually make grinders. Loud, needs aligning and modding, but it spins 64mm flats cheap os its viable. Niche has near perfect workflow, but shitty burrs.

[Anonymous No.18299377]

I’ve had some pretty great cold brews desu. Extraction yield theorists are retarded like lmao you can’t taste a number

[Anonymous No.18299439]

>>18299335
>I just like the way that the Niche looks
That's literally why most Nichefags got them

[Anonymous No.18299780]

v2 now with exagrind support. Only added it because 95% of the info was listed on their site and I'm assuming the grind rate is going to be similar to other 38mm burrs. If you want your very own hand grinder shilled, point me towards the info.

[Anonymous No.18299809]

Why do people seem to hate on instant coffee so much? i think singapore 3 in 1 tastes pretty nice. I dont have any fancy equipment just a kettle i usually make tea with.

[Anonymous No.18299823]

>>18299780
Dollar for dollar k1 is the best you can get

[Anonymous No.18299828]

>>18295305
put beans in bag
beat with mallet

[Anonymous No.18299846]

>>18299823
Dollar for dollar, not drinking coffee is your best option. Or just using the Bunn g3 at a grocery store.

[Anonymous No.18299954]

>>18299780
added to pastebin

[Anonymous No.18299997]

>>18299809
you don't really need fancy equipment to make good coffee, the cheapest dripper out there will suffice

[Anonymous No.18300005]

>>18299997
you need at the very least a good grinder but you can scrape by getting preground at your roaster

[Anonymous No.18300007]

>>18299809
How much of that 540g bag of powder is actually coffee?

[Anonymous No.18300012]

>>18300005
well yeah, a grinder is a good investment too. but desu a Timemore C2 is pretty cheap and will suffice, you can get all autistic with 400$ grinders later if you decide you want that

[Anonymous No.18300013]

>>18299997
>>18300005
cheapest grinder is like $10, drip machine maybe $10 too, then like however the fuck much for some beans. I drink coffee maybe once every week. I just get 25 instant packets at my asian store for $8. 1 packet is 1 cup.

[Anonymous No.18300029]

>>18299954
I'll probably drop another update next thread. Need to add some info about burr geometry.

[Anonymous No.18300077]

>>18300013
>cheapest grinder is like $10
the cheapest hand grinder worth having is like $55 and even then you can do a lot better by spending a bit more

coffee is not a cheap hobby. if you're happy with instant, just try different kinds of instants and compare them and be content with that.

[Anonymous No.18300099]

>>18300077
Dumb meme. A 25 dollar electric grinder off of Amazon is more than good enough for French Press/cold brew
The beans are 90% of taste

[Anonymous No.18300123]

>>18300099
jsydkwytaamo

[Anonymous No.18300135]

>>18300099
>25 dollar electric grinder
Does it come with cast iron burrs?

[Anonymous No.18300157]

>>18300029
looking forward to it bro

[Anonymous No.18300497]

>>18299780
>tfw have the K0
Also this is only a spec sheet, nothing on actual grind quality.

[Anonymous No.18300695]

I never used to be able to drink black coffee but pour over fixed that. Thank you pour over chads. These are just random beans from the grocery store and it's still good.

[Anonymous No.18300718]

I just got a bialetti moka pot. Any secret tips you bros want to impart unto me, or is it really just retard simple?
I'm kind of hoping it is, because I want to use it over my little jetboil burner while I'm /out/ camping.

[Anonymous No.18300719]

anyone tried this yet?

[Anonymous No.18300751]

>>18300497
Cope.
>>18300719
That's not coffee.

[Anonymous No.18300783]

>>18299809
Because they dont drink instant coffee enough. I only drink instant. But drinking regular for years and then suddenly drinking instant makes instant taste not good. but instant is pretty good

[Anonymous No.18300813]

>>18300783
>drinking good stuff makes instant taste bad but if you don't have anything to compare it to then you can convince yourself it tastes good

[Anonymous No.18300828]

>>18300783
Having occasional sex with my frigid wife makes warm solo jobbing suddenly unfulfilling. But jerking it is still pretty good.

[Anonymous No.18300866]

>>18294025
Iced I like a splash of almond milk to cut acidity. No sugar.
Hot, I’ll take milk and 2 tsp sugar. It’s more like a desert I only really drink iced. Idk follow your dreams I guess m8

[Anonymous No.18301159]

>>18298224
pour some into an electric kettle
you could also pour some into a sauce pan or regular kettle and heat it on a stove

[Anonymous No.18301172]

>>18299809
dude, if you're gonna use instant coffee, don't get the 3-in1 shit. Half the weight of those things is always fucking sugar.
Get the ones that's just fucking coffee.

[Anonymous No.18301278]

>>18299031
Electric grinder and a bambino plus

[Anonymous No.18301320]

For me its sex with that guys frigid wife.

[Anonymous No.18301693]

>>18294118
Use evaporated milk. Its more milk per ounce but it doesnt make the coffee colder. Or powdered milk, tho youd need to have a very hot coffee for it to disolve

[Anonymous No.18301716]

>>18301320
For me it's sex with Lance

[Anonymous No.18301747]

>>18299809
every time I drink something like that I can feel my body degrading slightly

[Anonymous No.18301836]

>>18301747
every time I drink Lance I can feel my body degrading slightly

[Anonymous No.18301937]

>>18299828 this is more fun bro:

>>18298952

[Anonymous No.18301944]

>>18301159
milk on the kettle? are you nuts
i tried once and the burned flavor never went away lol

[Anonymous No.18301960]

does anyone here tried instant turkish? is the one that leaves the residues on the bottom of the cup
its pretty strong on caffeine if you are sensitive/not used to it.

i used to have it every day, but now i have it for the days i need to be more alert.

bonus:
theres one with smth called cardamon if anyone tried this one too

[Anonymous No.18301969]

>>18301693
evapored milk spoils fast? i would have to have cans and cans of it

also why you say powdered milk need super heating? is not enough with the hot water thats good for the coffee?

what about puting p. milk mixibg and then the coffee?

[Anonymous No.18301980]

>>18299997
Cowboy coffee will suffice.

[Anonymous No.18302011]

>>18301980
yeehaww
*tips hat

m'lady

[Anonymous No.18302019]

>>18302011
You just can't be scared of a couple of grinds possibly making their way down your mouth hole.

[Anonymous No.18302021]

>>18299780
>All chinese companies

[Anonymous No.18302061]

>>18302021
Its all chinese clones of european burrs. Kinu takes a 48mm italmill burr and machines it smaller, to tighter tolerances. 1zpresso takes a 48mm italmill(J burr) and has a random factory clone it. Then what doesn't meet QC gets sold to kingrinder. Break the cycle. Buy random russian 64mm ssp flat hand grinders instead. Apparently you have to order it off a forum over pm.
https://youtu.be/Ia2w2WPi-yk

[Anonymous No.18302067]

>>18302061
You might have an addiction.

[Anonymous No.18302085]

>>18302067
An addiction to remembering 3 or 4 shapes?

[Anonymous No.18302090]

>>18302085
You needing special tools, and not just buying some folgers and sticking it in a sauce pan with some water and heating it up to 200 degrees.

[Anonymous No.18302106]

>>18302090
Special tools? Home coffee grinders have been commonplace since the 1650s. Thomas Jefferson's dentist had the first patent for one in the US. You've been cucked by cons00mer coffee your entire life. Take back what is yours by right.

[Anonymous No.18302112]

>>18302021
take the rok pill bruv

[Anonymous No.18302113]

>>18302106
How much of your life have you dedicated to trivial information about this drug, addict?

[Anonymous No.18302132]

>>18302113
>addict
No you see you just take the powder, cook it on the stove with a little water and wahla. Keep that heat low so you don't burn it. How long do you really think it took me to google "coffee grinder history" and pull some factoids that would impress a dipshit?

[Anonymous No.18302159]

>>18294025
Sheetz has a coffee subscription
>don't stop reading this isn't going where you think it is I swear
For $15 a month you can get as much coffee as you want.
>Again, hold your horses before yelling at me
Now, their fresh-grind-and-auto-pour coffee is watered down these past few months.
>However
They have coffee beans and expensive grinders, you can just grind the coffee alone.
>Hypothetically
For $15, every morning, I could grind out a day's worth of coffee, with expensive grinders, and just use an aeropress at the eat in tables. If I wanted to get a 64 ounce container and grind coffee beans in it, I'm allowed. Even if I just had ONE large cup of fresh ground coffee every day, I could in theory get $150/coffee every month from this.
>Someone please explain how this is a bad idea

[Anonymous No.18302165]

>>18302061
>https://youtu.be/Ia2w2WPi-yk
That looks badass, which I could buy it over here.

[Anonymous No.18302196]

>>18302132
You've put in 30 minutes today telling me how you're not an addict.

[Anonymous No.18302204]

>>18302165
Not sure if he's still producing them but here's his thread. Looks like some crazy russian machinist. I believe his 98mm grinder electric grinder is called the Milk and the handgrinder is called the Milkmill? Of course its all google translated so who the fuck knows. OP hasn't posted since February and the last couple pages of that thread are a shitshow.
https://prokofe.ru/plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?195171.0

[Anonymous No.18302208]

>>18302204
Typical drug addicts.

[Anonymous No.18302211]

>>18302196
You're an idiot. The guy may have a slight obsession compared to the average lazy fuck like yourself, but that has nothing to do with addiction.

[Anonymous No.18302217]

>>18302208
>Mommy got maxwell house instead of folgers now my MONTH IS RUINED

[Anonymous No.18302223]

>>18302165
3kg.. holy shit

[Anonymous No.18302234]

>>18300718
All you need to know is in that video
https://youtu.be/rpyBYuu-wJI

[Anonymous No.18302254]

>>18302211
I'm lazy, cause I wake up naturally in the morning instead of needing an adrenaline shot?

[Anonymous No.18302263]

I said I would stop drinking coffee but after having quit for about 7 days, I've been overeating almost nonstop... It's like as soon as I quit coffee a huge floodgate broke and I've been binging on snacks constantly. I have to start drinking coffee again, it really helped suppress my appetite.

[Anonymous No.18302267]

>>18300718
>or is it really just retard simple?
it is actually very complex.
watch these as a start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0F5PqJ1Gk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDLoIvb0w4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-PeYeiqPLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-C7azYybhE

[Anonymous No.18302279]

>>18302204
I don't speak russian, I don't know what are they even talking about or how could I order one.

[Anonymous No.18302290]

>>18302254
Same. I don't start on espresso until after lunch. Weekends I might wake up early and cook a big brekkie and finish with some filter. It sounds like you have an extremely low tolerance for caffeine. Like a child.

[Anonymous No.18302293]

>>18294118
just get a cheap milk frother/mixer if you want to do powdered milk, it should come with one attachment to make it very frothy, and one that mostly mixes it with a little bit of froth. I use that when I'm making powdered milk. I found evaporated milk a real pain to mix into coffee.
try oatmilk, I prefer it to almond milk (and I prefer almond/coconut mix to basic almond), all other replacement milk types are shit.

[Anonymous No.18302301]

>>18302290
I also get a buzz from a beer. I'm just not a degenerate drug addict.

[Anonymous No.18302305]

>>18302279
Get a browser you can install google translate onto so you can do whole pages.

>I will make custom electric coffee grinders for any commercially available or customer-provided millstones, conical or flat. >Each coffee grinder is made taking into account the individual wishes of the customer.
>The price depends on the configuration of the coffee grinder. The production time is from 3 weeks and depends on the >availability of the necessary components.

>Residue-free grinding
>Low noise
>High manufacturing precision
>Compact dimensions
>Simple and reliable design
>Stepless grinding adjustment
>Industrial Design
>Reasonable prices
>Sending to any city in the world
>All questions in a personal or email.

[Anonymous No.18302307]

>>18302301
I bet cigarette smoke makes your skin itch.

[Anonymous No.18302313]

>>18302307
Last time I had a cigarette, it made me have a buzz stronger than a beer. Face it, you're an addict.

[Anonymous No.18302329]

>>18302313

[Anonymous No.18302333]

>>18302305
based russians, wish he made busness here.

[Anonymous No.18302335]

>>18294806
Ngl, I don’t mind milk but the Starbucks creamer is amazing.

[Anonymous No.18302358]

>>18302333
>Approximately, a 68 mm conic is 40 thousand, 83 mm - 50 thousand, flat, the price depends heavily on the price of millstones, it makes no sense to do with simple millstones, but if they are expensive or specialized, then you can make your own much cheaper, for example, a coffee grinder with Korean millstones 98 mm for an alternative for maniacs, about 100 thousand will come out, or mine with 65 mm millstones from the laboratory MK of Guatemala will come out about 65 thousand. Motors and gearboxes can be more expensive and cheaper according to wishes, the required performance also plays a role, the price of millstones can walk, maybe that - that is, cheaper, but under the order and you have to wait a long time, and a more expensive analogue is available, and if you don’t want to wait, then it comes out more expensive.

100k roubles is like $1600, but he posted that in 2018. Email him and offer asylum for a grinder or two.
>Sending to any city in the world

[Anonymous No.18302415]

>managed to make a wonderful cup of coffee
Doesn't happen often but it's lovely when it does

[Anonymous No.18302422]

>>18299809
>Why do people seem to hate on instant coffee so much? i think singapore 3 in 1 tastes pretty nice. I dont have any fancy equipment just a kettle i usually make tea with.

There's no reason I would ever consider instant coffee because I don't think it tastes good even for its price

[Anonymous No.18302481]

>>18302159
Answer my question niggers

[Anonymous No.18302525]

>>18301944
you heated it for too long

[Anonymous No.18302528]

>>18302422
instant coffee is good if you use hot milk instead of hot water and only if it's the plain instant coffee, not the pre-mixed 3-in-1 or 2-in-1 shit.

[Anonymous No.18302532]

>>18302267
Bro... It's literally just remembering to wash it with soap after every use and to brew with boiling water instead of col. That's it

[Anonymous No.18302690]

>>18295305
Buy preground coffee.
If you insist on having beans, just throw em in the blender for a bit. French Press takes coarse ground anyway. You'll be a huge faggot, but whatever. cobbee is cobbee.

[Anonymous No.18302739]

>>18302090
why do fags like you even post here?

[Anonymous No.18302740]

>>18302528
>instant coffee is good
LOL

[Anonymous No.18302741]

>>18302740
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

[Anonymous No.18302745]

>>18302741
>not even instant coffee
>flavored instant coffee
tastelets need their own coffee general

[Anonymous No.18302762]

>>18302740
the fact that you responded like this just shows how much you feel threatened by the existence of instant coffee

[Anonymous No.18302764]

>>18302762
you would too if you ever got used to half decent coffee

[Anonymous No.18302769]

>>18302764
instant coffee will always be decent coffee
you're just trying hard to be a coffee snob

[Anonymous No.18302771]

>>18302762
do sportscar owners feel threatened by 2001 honda civics?
>>18302769
>instant coffee will always be decent coffee
it's arguably not even coffee

[Anonymous No.18302773]

>>18302771
>do sportscar owners feel threatened by 2001 honda civics?
yes, if they keep having to bring up their sportscar in conversation about honda civics

[Anonymous No.18302775]

>>18302769
>you're just trying hard to be a coffee snob
yeah and I regret it because instant coffee may as well be shit flavoured from now on

[Anonymous No.18302807]

>>18302773
Barely anyone here drinks instant. This is the sportscar general and you civic fags keep posting your bullshit here.

[Anonymous No.18302813]

>>18302807
I drink instant only these days. Speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.18302815]

>>18302813
And this is your first post in the thread. You don't post here faggot, now fuck back off to your McDonald's thread.

[Anonymous No.18302826]

>spend two weeks in Europe
>every coffee I get is a thimble-sized little tiny eensy weensy teaspoon of espresso that is no "stronger" than the coffee I get here in Canada
>ask for "the biggest coffee you can make"
>instead of 1 teaspoon of espresso he brings me three teaspoons
>"Sir I must warn you this is very much to be drinking oneself."
Why are Euros such fuckin pussies when it comes to coffee? It was pathetic. First thing I did when I got home was grab a large black gas station coffee. It was the first time in two weeks I felt satisfied.

[Anonymous No.18302841]

>>18302807
imagine basing your personality on drinking fancy coffee

[Anonymous No.18302851]

>>18302841
Imagine basing your personality on liking shit goyslop coffee and defending it tooth and nail.

[Anonymous No.18302853]

>>18302826
>american discovers that he's been drinking gasoline and not coffee his whole life

[Anonymous No.18302855]

>>18302826
Your fault you went to faggy tourist traps (or Italy). Everyone else drinks like 2L of coffee a day.

[Anonymous No.18302865]

>>18302851
nah, no one's based their personality on drinking instant.
stop projecting

[Anonymous No.18302881]

>>18302855
Most of my time was in Italy, but it was the same situation in France and Greece

[Anonymous No.18302887]

>>18302881
French people shoot back coffee by the gallon in my experience, but maybe they have different cultures depending on where you are in the country. I mostly know northern French people and they inhale that stuff.

[Anonymous No.18302920]

>>18302532
enjoy your shitty coffee faggot
dont forget to hang yourself before bed :)

[Anonymous No.18302932]

>>18302807
i only drink instant if it is speciality instant($1000 per kilo)

[Anonymous No.18303167]

>>18302807
Civics are sports cars when you rice them out. The df64 of cars if you will.

[Anonymous No.18303183]

>>18303167
You're right, a more apt analogy would be to say instant coffee is the PT Cruiser of cars. Loved by boomers because they simply don't know better.

[Anonymous No.18303191]

>>18303183
Because they're not drug addicts.

[Anonymous No.18303198]

>>18302920
why you heff to be med? is only cheap imitation of espresso

[Anonymous No.18303201]

>>18303191
>I'm not a drug addict because I do crack instead of powder cocaine
lel

[Anonymous No.18303219]

>>18303183
I simply enjoy both. They are 2 different beasts to me.
I bought the fruity ethiopia natural process from the local roastery but i also enjoy nescafe original spray dried.
P.s
As a senior engineer and have a lot of meeting nowadays, it is just better to just pour hot water to instant coffee

[Anonymous No.18303230]

I've been a tea and yerba mate guy for years but want to expand into coffee as well. Been lurking these threads and doing the hoffmeme tour but when it comes to gear it's still pretty daunting. Is Switch + 1zpresso a good starter setup? Already have a nice electric kettle I use for my 10-20 daily cups of tea... if there any gear I'd really need to pick up besides machine and grinder? I wanna do this right.
I like espresso more than regular coffee but don't have a thousand fucking dollars to throw at it.

[Anonymous No.18303242]

>>18303219
What do you drink on weekends?

[Anonymous No.18303262]

>>18303242
Hario V60 pour over,
3-4cups x18g 300ml medium grind size, medium natural process (lighter roast with this kind of process taste quite... weird).
But i might just make 1 to 2 latte with 5g nescafe original instant and 100ml milk on a whim

[Anonymous No.18303338]

>>18303219
>As a senior engineer and have a lot of meeting nowadays, it is just better to just pour hot water to instant coffee
just do cold brew

[Anonymous No.18303367]

I think I finally found what I like: double shot 12 oz latte
Single shot 12 oz or double shot 16 oz are both too much milk. Triple shot 16 oz is too much caffeine
wagmi

[Anonymous No.18303385]

The absolute best part about coffee is the effect it has on my bowels. I'm fairly regular but coffee does wonders to speed things along. Every morning around 10 I take an absolutely heinous shit in the one bathroom we have in our office. The smell is so foul that people have put in work ticket items to have contractors inspect the place. Thank you, coffee.

[Anonymous No.18303413]

>>18294025
Today I had my coffee using some leftover coffee from yesterday mixed with chai tea and vanilla protein powder

[Anonymous No.18303453]

>>18303201
No, you're a drug addict, cause you can't go a week without it, without having your body go through some sort of stress.

[Anonymous No.18303480]

>>18303453
Hi its 1:15pm now. You've been crying like a drydrunk for 12+ hours. Am I allowed to have my first, post noon, espresso of the day?

[Anonymous No.18303484]

>>18303453
I regularly go weeks without caffeine and I take a month off ever year. Please stop projecting.

[Anonymous No.18303497]

>>18303480
>needs permission
Not only are you a drug addict, but you have daddy issues.

[Anonymous No.18303502]

>>18303230
Scroll up or ctrl-f yoink
I just put together a comparison of some popular hand grinder specs. Decent grinder + switch + flair and you're good to go for cheap. Don't even have to go for now, just don't fuck yourself with a shitty hand grinder that will make espresso a pain to dial in.

[Anonymous No.18303513]

>>18303497
>You've put in 30 minutes today telling me how you're not an addict.
You've put in 12+ hours crying about it. I woke up naturally and gently. You woke up with the same object digging into your anoos.

[Anonymous No.18303514]

>>18303502
You could also buy like 5 pounds of Folgers for like 10 bucks.

[Anonymous No.18303521]

>>18303513
I think we call this the bargaining stage of addiction.

[Anonymous No.18303533]

>>18303521
I don't think you know anything about the stages of addiction. You're talking about the stages of grief moron.
>>18303514
Yeah and I can eat vienna sausages real cheap too. Whats your point?

[Anonymous No.18303540]

>>18303230
I think you've helped me on /tea/ a lot, thanks. Switch + a decent handgrinder is a winning combo for filter coffee, just order Cafec medium-roast filters too (they're just called that, use them with whatever you like).

For espresso a used Gaggia Classic is kind of the defacto best budget machine but if you're lucky you can snag a used Silvia as well. People will shill you manual espresso machines but it's not worth the trouble unless you really like them.

Check out the pastebin too.

[Anonymous No.18303544]

>>18303533
More bargaining. We're gonna get through this, even it takes years for you to admit you have a problem. I'm not going anywhere chief. I'm here for you.

[Anonymous No.18303549]

>>18303540
>recognizing people on an anonymous website
You definitely have an addiction.

[Anonymous No.18303562]

>>18303544
>>18303549
Why are instantfags like this

[Anonymous No.18303569]

>>18303502
Thanks
>just don't fuck yourself with a shitty hand grinder that will make espresso a pain to dial in.
yeah I want to own something sturdy and pleasant to use, the idea of having to replace it in a few years makes me a bit sad.

>>18303540
>I think you've helped me on /tea/ a lot, thanks
Neat. Very possible, it's a world I know a fair bit about.
I'll hold off on making espresso until I'm pretty comfortable with standard 'ffe.

[Anonymous No.18303574]

>>18302061
will buying this support russia's self defense action in the ukraine?

[Anonymous No.18303576]

>>18303544
>Initiation
>Experimentation
>Regular Usage
>Risky Usage
>Dependence
>Addiction
>Crisis/Treatment
Tell me where you're seeing bargaining as a stage of addiction? I see it in the Kubler-Ross grief cycle, but I'm not illiterate.

[Anonymous No.18303581]

>>18299780
Missing normcore

[Anonymous No.18303584]

>>18303569
You're not coffee infusion /tea/anon are you?

[Anonymous No.18303599]

>>18303581
> If you want your very own hand grinder shilled, point me towards the info.
Too many versions and they don't provide enough info for me to easily paste into the sheet. jx pro is almost assuredly a better choice for the $140-$160 range compared to the 44mm v2.

[Anonymous No.18303611]

>>18303569
I thought I liked espresso more than filter coffee and as it turns out I do like espresso but I don't like the process of making it and I've found pourover is so much more satisfying to me. You have a Stagg right? If you want you could get a regular v60 first and get the hang of it first because then when you get the Switch you'll appreciate it so much more. Switch really makes pourover ez-mode, just depends what you're looking for though.

[Anonymous No.18303631]

COLD BREW BROS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SoMnozLhbM

[Anonymous No.18303657]

>>18303631
Its just mason jar cold brew filtered through a metal disc. The "pressure" isn't doing anything, just like the cuptimo.
>This still follows the traditional method of steeping for 12-24 hours. However, it produces a high quality concentrate as you are able to steep grounds directly in the water and agitate as much as you'd like. The pressure dramatically speeds up the ability to filter when you steep directly in the water.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L-Ae2Kd18JE

[Anonymous No.18303663]

>>18303631
ZOMG it totally filters the cold brew!

[Anonymous No.18303670]

>>18303599
I've never seen anyone talk about the 44mm, the 38mm V2 is the main one. I'll go over the categories I guess, based on my experience with it
>materials
Body and brace are metal, handle knob is wood.
>all metal
Yes, unless you want to count the knob
>burr materials
Stainless steel, although for $15 extra they offer TiN coating
>settings adjustment
Internal
>burr size
38mm
>grind speed
I'd rate it at a two star I guess
>microns
Only info I can find out about it is that it's 24 clicks per rotation and a 0.5mm thread pitch. Assuming this means 24 clicks moves it 0.5mm, it'd mean it moves about 21 microns per click. You could also list it as ? if that's not reliable enough information for you, since it's based off of chink babble. The seller's description of this thing is not the most reliable.
>capacity
25 grams
>dimensions
142mm x 50mm
>weight
423g, 497g with the handle
>price
$100
>country of brand and manufacture
China for both
>special features
Comes with a nice case and brush and bellows. Might be worth mentioning at this price point.

[Anonymous No.18303676]

>>18303576
Oh, because trust the scientist, bruh.

[Anonymous No.18303696]

>>18303569
I wouldn't use a hand grinder for espresso at all if you're going that far into the meme since at that point the speed and way it's being held definitely matters in terms of "dialing in"

[Anonymous No.18303736]

>>18303670
>$100
On sale. Much less attractive at the $130 list price. Here you go. Seems like the new exagrind was priced as an alternative to the nonsale price.

[Anonymous No.18303768]

>>18302159
Because their coffee is shit quality and you have to go sit in a shitty dirty gas station to make it every day you retarded nigger

[Anonymous No.18303784]

>>18303736
The $130 list price is bullshit, it's always "on sale".

[Anonymous No.18303792]

>>18303736
Also the material for the body is aluminum, didn't get that across well in my post

[Anonymous No.18303804]

>>18303784
I'd believe you alot more if you hadn't been begging for info on it the last few weeks lol. At $99 its probably still worse than the q2 hept which is just a cheaper comandante with a nicer build. Did you ever fix that lid?
>>18303792
Gotcha, updating.

[Anonymous No.18303847]

>>18303584
I am innocent of this allegation.

>>18303611
>You have a Stagg right?
No, I'm one of the several teagenners who shills for Bonavita's kettles, both the basic and especially the variable-temp have been good to me. But if my workhorse breaks down I might have to take the Staggpill.

>>18303696
Wouldn't have guessed, I'd thought manual grinders were pretty much ideal all around unless you're made of money. So much to learn.

[Anonymous No.18303855]

>>18303847
They are. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
t. anon staring at $2800 of grinders. Also sometimes I grind puer through them and brew it under pressure.

[Anonymous No.18303858]

>>18303855
>Also sometimes I grind puer through them and brew it under pressure.
You monster!
...what's it taste like?

[Anonymous No.18303981]

>>18303858
I've been able to get great flavor out of funkier ripes(eg. 2006 xg box loose) without skunking the whole cup up. Raws its easy to brew stronger than you'd like, but after a splash of water to dilute its just like I've turned the volume up on the tea. 10.15g in, 10.15g out. 2015 xiaguan pin ge ripe.

[Anonymous No.18304083]

>>18303855
nah manual hand grinders are fine for say french press but if you're doing espresso just make the upgrade to an actual consistent and steady electric lol

[Anonymous No.18304127]

>>18304083
Made espresso for years with a kinu. You don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.18304203]

>>18294104
>are there any good 0-calory alternatives to milk for coffee?
I've heard a pinch of salt can cut down the bitterness, if that's what you want. It won't make it creamy, obviously.

[Anonymous No.18304233]

>>18303804
I've never seen anyone say it's $130 in any videos about it I looked up, no matter how old. I'm like 99% sure it's just the sellers setting the listed price higher and then putting it "on sale" to make people feel like they got a good deal or give them a sense of urgency. It's not even listed at $130 on amazon, probably because amazon wouldn't let them get away with it.
>did you ever fix that lid
Yeah I found out how to open it, you need a 6mm hex key and then you can pretty simply unscrew a plate on the handle to access the magnet and flip or replace it. But turns out mine was set correctly, I felt it was flimsy because I was removing the lid while holding the end of the handle, which gave me more leverage than I realized and made it feel like the magnet gave zero resistance. It actually stuck on pretty well and I've never had it come off during grinding, I can even flip the whole thing upside down and it doesn't come off.

[Anonymous No.18304235]

>>18303736
is there a reason why the K-Max is on there but not the J-Max? i'd appreciate a comparison with the J-Max

[Anonymous No.18304278]

>>18304235
I stole alot of the chart and I didn't want to add 9 1zpresso models in a row. I'll probably combine k max kplus and kpro eventually since they're all about the same with different catch cups. Quick jmax stats.
>48mm coated burr, external adjustment, 8.8um steps, 35~40g cap, 762g, 190x60mm, magnetic catch cup.
Heres a picture of the burrs next to commandante.
>>18304233
That price is from normcore's site. I figured with the new 44mm one and phasing out the old "star" burr they were just trying to move units. I'll take that asterisk off.

[Anonymous No.18304292]

>>18304278
thanks, are there any disadvantages to the J-Max? I've also been wondering why most people us the JX-Pro for espresso and not the J or K-Max, is it because of the price? they don't normally retail in my country so i don't have a good comparison

[Anonymous No.18304310]

>>18304127
you can make espresso with a rock doesn't mean anything besides you don't know any better

[Anonymous No.18304339]

>>18304292
>The J-Max burrs are a new 48mm titanium coated version developed by 1zpresso, unlike the 47mm Italmill coated burrs of the JE models.
J max has the smallest steps out of the whole line(and just about every other hand grinder), supposed to phase out JE and JE-Plus models and be their espresso flagship. Adjustment dial from the k series and it'll be a bit smoother experience compared to a noncoated burr of the same geometry. Whether or not thats worth the extra money is up to you. Here's the kinu burrs that the j series is "heavily inspired" by. Keep in mind the xpro has just started shipping out so that might be more up your alley. Supposed to have filter focused clarity of the q2 in a bigger body with jx steps and k external adjustment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41kwPfGNcwg

[Anonymous No.18304459]

>>18304339
i see. as i said 1zpresso doesnt usually retail here but theres one j-max on ebay as an auction which may end at a cheap price. importing it will be around 210€ total.
the price of the kinu m47 phoenix is officially 220€ here, is there anything i need to be aware of? i havent looked into kinu much yet and will read up tomorrow, but at a 10€ difference i might as well consider it.
if i could get the j-max on auction for around 150€ i'd much prefer that, although not being able to return it sucks too. decisions decisions

[Anonymous No.18304506]

what would happen if i put cocoa powder used for baking in a coffee filter and used it in my coffee machine?

[Anonymous No.18304514]

>>18304459
I used the phoenix from mid 2019 until about 8 weeks ago for espresso and filter. Its fantastic. I haven't used any 1zpresso besides the original q2 hept(non 2022 model), but I can only assume a chinese clone of a great grinder is probably still a pretty fucking good grinder. Timestamped to where he's actually talking about the flavor profile of the kinu. Jmax will have a magnetic cup(like the full price m47) while the phoenix's is held on by an oring. Jmax has smaller steps than just about everything else, but the kinus are stepless so you can dial in thaaaaaaaaaat much further chasing a better cup. He's talking about the simplicity, not the phoenix, but they use the same burrset and a functionally identical adjustment. No clue on 1zpresso's customer service for ebay purchases but I can only assume Kinu's German hospitality will be easier to navigate if anything happens.
https://youtu.be/JySL64iigT4?t=2854

[Anonymous No.18304524]

>>18304506
I think you would get hot cocoa powder water, and it would be pretty gross

[Anonymous No.18304572]

>>18303768
>muh dirty gas station
oh no anyway

[Anonymous No.18304682]

>>18304572
If you want to go to a gas station and look like a retarded nigger by stealing their garbage quality beans and aeropressing on their table every single day then go ahead and do it, be sure to supply us with timestamped photos of you doing it so that we know you aren't just talking shit

[Anonymous No.18304838]

>>18294025
Sometimes, I put a whole mug of milk in the microwave and then add A Large heaping spoonful of instant.

[Anonymous No.18305486]

>>18304682
>But but normies will think badly of you!
>But other people's opinions of you
So?

[Anonymous No.18305494]

>>18305486
Post timestamped pictures

[Anonymous No.18305501]

>>18305494
Will do

[Anonymous No.18305980]

>>18294811
You get that from /jp/ back in the day? I miss it.

[Anonymous No.18306051]

>>18304838
I guess it depends on how big your mug is, but for a regular-sized mug, wouldn't that leave a lot of undissolved stuff settling at the bottom?

[Anonymous No.18306170]

>>18302415
nice one, man...

[Anonymous No.18307078]

CREAMER GANG

[Anonymous No.18307573]

just use regular milk ffs. cream is ridiculously pointless.

[Anonymous No.18307644]

>>18307573
wait i thought when people said they put cream in their coffee they meant full cream milk
are niggas actually putting full on fucking cream in their coffee? what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18307713]

>>18307644
Is this a purely american thing? Im american so I never questioned it but I also never did it myself

[Anonymous No.18307768]

>>18307713
im australian and i have never heard anyone here ever say "creamer" when talking about coffee. only ever seen it in american media, just assumed it meant milk.
coffee and cream sounds fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.18308030]

>>18307573
>>18307768
it's true. USAians are a bunch of sugar-addicted babies. Hence cream...

[Anonymous No.18308140]

Picked up a Chemex and an unopened box of filters at Goodwill for $3 total yesterday.
I've never tried pour over before and I'm really surprised. It might even replace my moka pot as my go-to. I only wish I could make a single mug of coffee instead of two though.

[Anonymous No.18308162]

>>18307573
>>18307644
>>18307713
>>18307768
It's not actually cream, it's just milk and sugar, or sometimes non-dairy replacement. Calling it "creamer" is just a weird marketing thing that stuck and now people associate "creamer" with "bottled sweet coffee milk shit", so it's occasionally marketed as "sweet cream flavored" when really it's closer to watery condensed milk.

[Anonymous No.18308169]

>>18307573
powdered creamer is actually the only creamer that has a point because sometimes you're staying or working at a place that doesn't have refrigeration and/or you don't drink coffee w/milk or milk everyday