/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18290717]

An indigenous hunter gatherer tribal lady who has never left the area surrounding her village, and has never seen a white face or had any knowledge of the outside world or "civilisation" is coming to yours for a meal that represents you, and your culture, and the outside world as a whole, before returning.
What do you cook her?

[Anonymous No.18290723]

>>18290717
Semen, and she can drink straight from the tap.

[Anonymous No.18290727]

>>18290717
day old pizza and a bottle of beer

[Anonymous No.18290730]

>>18290717
id just bring her back something from subway

[Anonymous No.18290734]

>>18290717
Flat 2 liter of pepsi, she can even eat the empty bottle afterwards

[Anonymous No.18290748]

>>18290717
chicken kebab with garlic sauce, pickles.

[Anonymous No.18290747]

>>18290717
I'd bash her over the head with a bag of goyslop.

[Anonymous No.18290750]

>>18290717
>represents you, and your culture
Yesterday's pizza chucked in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.18290751]

>>18290717
assorted carcasses

[Anonymous No.18290756]

>>18290717
That girl is absolutely stunning, my goodness

[Anonymous No.18290762]

>>18290717
If none of you fags can see the obvious filter on her face you're beyond help

[Anonymous No.18290775]

>>18290756
keep it in your pants liberal grandpa

[Anonymous No.18290807]

>>18290717
mämmi

viina

perheväkivalta

[Anonymous No.18290811]

A bowl of eggs

[Anonymous No.18290862]

>>18290717

[Anonymous No.18290989]

This is considered on topic but my thread about marinades is off topic. Suck my dick janny

[Anonymous No.18291003]

>>18290989
which one >>/ck/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=marinad%2A&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=op&search_del=yes&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

[Anonymous No.18291005]

>>18290717
I'm thinking maybe a traditional Danish Christmas dinner.
Roasted duck or goose, pickled red cabbage, brown gravy, boiled potatoes, caramelised potatoes. Ris a la mande for dessert (I will arrange for her to find the almond and win the prize)

>>18290775
Nobody is racist enough to not find that girl attractive. Stop being such a tryhard.

[Anonymous No.18291036]

>>18290717
at uni there were rural africans
we were in the same classes and became friends
i invited them to eat some day
>fishsticks, brocccolis, roasted potatoes
they were disgusted
they said it tasted like white people food

[Anonymous No.18291039]

>>18290717
burger.

[Anonymous No.18291040]

>>18290762
i actually was so confused because i couldnt tell if i was going crazy or not thinking it was a filter

[Anonymous No.18291045]

>>18291036
>they said it tasted like white people food
yeah their stomachs were full lmao

[Anonymous No.18291046]

Not only are you basically describing my baby momma, but that hottie in the webm even looks like [an admittedly even hotter version of] her.
First thing I made for her was either chicken in carrot gravy with bread dumplings or a homemade loaf of sourdough split and made into a sandwich with prosciutto cotto. Don't remember since that was, like, 6 years ago now.

First thing she cooked me was this goat chilli thing with potatoes that we ate with roti.

[Anonymous No.18291047]

spaghetti dinner

[Anonymous No.18291051]

>>18291047
How long was the spaghetti?

[Anonymous No.18291072]

>>18290717
>isolated tribe
>IKEA tupperware

[Anonymous No.18291088]

I’m sick to death of seeing this webm. Close your fucking mouth when you chew.

[Anonymous No.18291161]

>>18291088
I'll close your mouth when we kiss.

[Anonymous No.18291167]

>>18290717
i'd make her a feast fit for a king. then take it all the fuck away when she chewed like that.

[Anonymous No.18291193]

>>18290717
steak and salad
too much seasoning or sugar would probably fuck with her

[Anonymous No.18291202]

>>18290723
bro she’s 12

[Anonymous No.18291220]

>>18290717
a meaty sausage

[Anonymous No.18291234]

>>18291202
Even better

[Anonymous No.18291269]

Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.18291283]

>>18291202
She's married. You can tell by the giant metal collar locked around her neck that she can never take off.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamar_people#culture

[Anonymous No.18291289]

>>18290717
>The Assistant Administrator ofHamer Bena, Ato Imnet Gashab, has commented that only seven tribal members have ever completed secondary education
It saddens me to know an angel like this grew up in such an animalistic and patriarchal society. She deserved an education. She deserves a man who would love, provide and care for her.

[Anonymous No.18291318]

>>18291289
>She deserved an education. She deserves a man who would love, provide and care for her.
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.18291336]

>>18291318
She deserves more of an education than how to weight a goat, chud.

[Anonymous No.18291348]

real answer: some chicken fried steak and eggs and hashbrowns and hot sauce with some strawberry pancakes and some gay sugar coffee.

tl;dr give that bitch a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18291353]

>>18290717
Boneless chicken thighs in white wine sauce, let's hope she wouldn't get all dizzy from it

[Anonymous No.18291395]

>>18291336
For what purpose? How would that aid her in her society?

[Anonymous No.18291460]

give that bitch a donut and a bag of chips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Giwujxh2No

[Anonymous No.18291475]

>>18291395
virgins on 4chan always claim they want an uneducated retard but you'd be miserable if you had to take care of someone that needs your help to do literally everything.

[Anonymous No.18291492]

>>18291475
Way to dodge the question

[Anonymous No.18291493]

>>18291460
>be born in starving warzone that has never been anything other than a starving warzone
>get flown to America for free
>get an apartment with a bunch of junk food in it for free
>"the food is bad and the people are unfriendly!!!"
Every time

[Anonymous No.18291503]

>>18291493
are they wrong tho

[Anonymous No.18291507]

>>18291503
Yes, they're wrong to complain when they won the lottery and get to live in the west with a bunch of free shit that many locals can't even afford.

[Anonymous No.18291510]

>>18291507
but are they wrong tho
the food is bad
the people are unfriendly

[Anonymous No.18291512]

>>18290717
>>18291460
African negroes are kinda childishly wholesome when they're not hacking one another to pieces with machetes.
I think we, white people that is, should completely pull out of Africa and just leave them to their own devices. It is not ethical to force technology on these creatures.

[Anonymous No.18291514]

>>18291510
yes they're wrong, they eat slop and machette each other. americans not stopping and talking to strangers every time they see one doesn't make them unfriendly.

[Anonymous No.18291517]

>>18291514
that is unfriendly tho. and far from the extent of america's unfriendliness.

[Anonymous No.18291524]

>>18290717
We hop in my truck and drive down to Golden Corral so she can experience true Americana

[Anonymous No.18291527]

>>18290717
>What do you cook her?
A jar of coconut oil heated it to room temperature, served with a side of fat cock. To be consumed rectally.

[Anonymous No.18291529]

>>18291527
Imagine her black skin glistening when you rub her down with oil haha

[Anonymous No.18291531]

>>18291524
I forgot to mention that then we go to the drive in movie theater and I introduce her to phat white snake in the cab of my truck.

[Anonymous No.18291532]

>>18290989
based /ck/ janny hater

[Anonymous No.18291537]

>>18291529
Ew no, it's only there as lube. I may hate niggers but I'm not a complete savage.

[Anonymous No.18291538]

>>18291046
>baby momma
disgusting degenerate filth

[Anonymous No.18291545]

>>18291537
>Ew no, it's only there as lube
Terrible taste. They look great oiled up.

[Anonymous No.18291546]

>>18290717
My fist for eating like that. You cannot convince me that she is not a subhuman animal.

[Anonymous No.18291551]

>>18291529
This.
She was build for oiling up

[Anonymous No.18291555]

>>18291538
>being this jealous
Sad!

[Anonymous No.18291744]

>>18291517
It's more friendly than machetteing your neighbors or setting them on fire for being a witch, therefore their reaction is wrong. they should be celebrating how nice everyone is for not trying to kill them at all times like the country they came from (hence their refugee status)

[Anonymous No.18291845]

>>18291744
i don't think you actually know what friendliness is and frankly i am not surprised.

[Anonymous No.18292540]

>>18291512
>>18291514
>machette this, machette that
maybe we should pause and remind ourselves who gave them the macehettes in the first place, hmm???

[Anonymous No.18292559]

how are their teeth so nice without dentistry

[Anonymous No.18292580]

>>18292559
processed sugar, you can find pictures of the west before that shit took over and its the same

[Anonymous No.18292593]

>>18290717
Spaghett

[Anonymous No.18292598]

>>18291036
>Fish sticks
why would you feed this garbage to anyone

[Anonymous No.18292757]

Box of Lindor

[Anonymous No.18293328]

>>18292540
You're acting like they wouldn't juse use rocks instead if they didn't have the machetes. The only thing they've ever cared about is slaughtering and/or enslaving each other.

[Anonymous No.18294269]

>>18292593
This so much this

[Anonymous No.18294558]

>>18290717
This shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rössypottu