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18288604 No.18288604 [Reply] [Original]

My mom made cheeseburgers on the grill. Should I just go get McDonalds?

>> No.18288627

>>18288604
fuck you you ungrateful faggot
your mother just cooked you a meal made with love and care and all your fat ass is thinking about is a fucking mcdooby?
if I were you're father I'd beat you and make you eat that goddamn cheeseburger through a straw if need be.

>> No.18288649

>>18288627
My mom is completely fucking hammered though. I'm convinced these goddamn burgers are undercooked. I may as well take my chances at McDicks at this point.

>> No.18288664

>>18288649
Just give it a young microwave to finish cooking it.

>> No.18288666

Just nuke it for 45 seconds, the cheese will be extra melty too

>> No.18288671

Throw a bottle at your mom and tell her to drink it up you alcoholic bitch

>> No.18288673

Fuck you mom

>> No.18288674

>>18288649
>letting him mom drink alone
>letting his mom get hammered
the more i hear about you the less i like you

>> No.18288701

>>18288649
hug your mom, anon

>> No.18288710

>>18288701
That could be dangerous. Women often get friskier as they get drunker.

>> No.18288722

>>18288701
My mom and I had bonded earlier over some tea I prepared; granted, she was still drunk as fuck. She said my tea tasted like shit, which really hurt my feelings because I paid a lot for Japanese green tea. She hugged me and congratulated me for getting into grad school, though, which was wholesome.