What’s the worst way to cook an egg and why is it hard boiled?

[Anonymous No.18287357]

[Anonymous No.18287360]

>>18287357
the heat of the meme cooks the egg

[Anonymous No.18287370]

because even when they're cooked properly, the white still has a slimy slippery texture that many find unpleasant. practically every other method of cooking eggs provides better texture.

[Anonymous No.18287377]

>>18287370
Pretty much this. It somehow sucks out most of the flavor of the egg, smells like ass too

[Anonymous No.18287407]

Yes but it's the path towards deviled

[Anonymous No.18287431]

Cloud eggs are way worse.

[Anonymous No.18287440]

>>18287431
Yeah those are all about presentation it seems

[Anonymous No.18287444]

>>18287431
I'd never heard of this before. It looks abominable.

[Anonymous No.18287445]

>>18287357
They taste like sulfur. I do not fucking get why people seem to like them so much

[Anonymous No.18287489]

>>18287407
My highly religious grandmother refused to call them deviled eggs. She called them angel eggs

[Anonymous No.18287494]

>>18287431
What the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.18287495]

>>18287445
>sulfur
Only if you overcook them. I like mine with the yolk set but still creamy
Boomers are incapable of this feat

[Sage No.18287499]

>>18287489
Wholesome

[Anonymous No.18287505]

>>18287357
Slice some of those in me salad

[Anonymous No.18287518]

>>18287357
hard boiled is great for salads.
Worst way to cook eggs is scrambled. Why would you ruin a delicious, runny yolk by breaking it and turning it into sludge.

[Anonymous No.18287521]

>>18287357
>toast, butter
>hardboiled egg slices
>salt, pepper
Only gordan could fuck this recipe up

[Anonymous No.18287522]

>>18287495
Yeah they still taste like sulfur like that. Eggs are just fucking gross man

[Anonymous No.18287527]

>>18287522
Filtered by eggs of all things

[Anonymous No.18287528]

>>18287518
>t. Tastelet

Enjoy your sulfur tasting eggs faggot

[Anonymous No.18287531]

>>18287357
It's just the worst way. No need to over think it.

[Anonymous No.18287535]

>>18287527
I know it's not a popular opinion but they're just nasty to me. I really feel like I'm missing out because people seem to love them but I just don't like them if they're not scrambled. Like have you ever smelled your own dick after not bathing for a long time? That's how eggs taste to me. They're just not good, man

[Sage No.18287553]

>>18287518
Runny yolks are disgusting and your kind must be eliminated

[Anonymous No.18287557]

>>18287535
>he can't eat eggs without thinking of cocks

[Anonymous No.18287566]

>>18287557
Buddy, sucking a penis is great. You should try it sometime

[None !VGOK6fUxDA No.18287580]

>>18287357
I like soft boiled 6-7 min + I'm done.
Then of course pour out the boiling water add ice and put cold water into shock them so they're easy to peel

[Anonymous No.18287587]

>>18287553
Slightly runny>fully cooked>runny>scrambled. Runny is great for egg on toast. Slightly runny is the best period.

[Anonymous No.18287626]

>>18287357
over hard is the only method that's pointless for everything, hardboiled are great in salads and sandwiches as long as you don't overcook them, but if you're doing fried at least leave some runniness otherwise what's the point

[Anonymous No.18287732]

Fully cooked yolks like the OP are bullshit.
This shit that I cooked myself is divine

[Anonymous No.18287737]

>>18287431
what a stupid way to cook an egg

[Anonymous No.18287753]

>>18287732
Looks really nice anon, how long do you boil them, and do you shock them in ice?
Anything else?

[Anonymous No.18287802]

>>18287753
Boil about 10 minutes. I put them in once the water comes to a rolling boil, not from the start. Followed by an ice bath.

[Anonymous No.18287828]

>>18287732
>chopsticks
Weeb detected, opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.18287835]

>>18287505
Of course the Konata poster has the best post in the thread

[Anonymous No.18287855]

>>18287357
That's the best way though.

[Anonymous No.18287885]

>>18287489
That's an insult to angels. Every time she did that she was launching a gob of spit into God's eye.

[Anonymous No.18287896]

>>18287357
Fuck you OP, hard boiled eggs with a pinch of salt are amazing. I make mine in a tea kettle. Turn it on, wait 15 minutes and they're gtg.

[Anonymous No.18287903]

>>18287377
>It somehow sucks out most of the flavor of the egg
its just that you cant salt them

[Anonymous No.18287917]

>>18287357
Fried eggs are the worst. Nasty running yolk

[Anonymous No.18287957]

hard boiled when eating with spinach soup
I usually scamble egg into my usual slobba
raw in other occasions like drinks and such
soft boiled is the worst

[Anonymous No.18287984]

>>18287917
Are you under the age of 12? No need to answer, I know you are

[Anonymous No.18287987]

>>18287896
>I make mine in a tea kettle

Ha poorfag, what’s on the menu for tonight? Mac n cheese with hotdogs?

[Anonymous No.18288049]

>>18287987
>quick and efficient egg cooking
>lol poor fag
I'm an engineer. My wife is a dentist. Our friends and family are all highly educated productive members of society. But I read a post like yours and instantly remember how stupid some people are. Enjoy mowing lawns for the rest of your life you sub 100 iq scum.

[Anonymous No.18288154]

>>18287917
cover it so the the top also get's cooked, then you'll be able to enjoy a hard yolk.

[Anonymous No.18288200]

The best boiled egg is when the yolk is just set, so it comes out all soft and jammy. Sprinkle a bit of salt and pepper on them and you've got perfection

[Anonymous No.18288225]

>>18288049
>g-guys im not a poorfag, look my wife's boyfriend is a dentist!
pathetic

[Anonymous No.18288245]

>>18288200
Based, best way is this or deviled. Yolks were made to be creamy.

[Anonymous No.18288254]

>>18287495
>I like mine with the yolk set but still creamy
this is how I do mine. just barely set, so the yolk is still dark and a little goopy but not runny. like fresh ricotta texture maybe. in the range of 7-8 minutes in picrel. you can have the convenience of a hardboiled egg, but still retain most of the flavor of a softboiled.

I still like hardboiled eggs like in OP's pic, though, but mostly just because they are efficient nutrition and healthier than some other things. a hardboiled egg, some nuts, cheese and grapes is a nice lunch.

[Anonymous No.18288256]

>>18288254
>>picrel

[Anonymous No.18288314]

>>18287489
Your grandma is now in hell getting fucked by "angels", hope she enjoyed her shit eggs

[Anonymous No.18288321]

>>18288225
Nice strawman, your parents are definitely related.

[Anonymous No.18288352]

>>18287357
I cook mine medium boiled, if that's a thing and then cut out the yolks and just eat those.

[Anonymous No.18288361]

>>18287489
imagine being that brainwashed

[Anonymous No.18288366]

>>18287828
20-30% of the world primarily use chopsticks to eat retard

[Anonymous No.18288566]

>>18288366
20-30% of the population is uncivilized then

[Anonymous No.18288658]

>>18288566

[Anonymous No.18288719]

>>18287357
>hard boiled eggs
>best way to cook them is to steam them
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.18288782]

>>18287357
Pick related would be the most retarded way to cook an egg. Like, why the fuck does this thing even exist? Just boil some eggs and fry up some sausage SEPERATELY whats the fucking point of eating overcooked as fuck eggs inside a ball of undercoocked sausage? (which is the result (You) will ge t99% of the time when you make them at home)

[Anonymous No.18288820]

>>18288782
mostly because they're fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.18288826]

>>18288820
And? You could get the exact same taste from eating a piece of sausage and egg at the same time.

[Anonymous No.18288830]

>>18288826
I can't store that in my pant pockets for a quick snack 6 hours later, though.

[Anonymous No.18288846]

These lil fuks are good at a barbq somebody's wife always makes them they are good.

[Anonymous No.18288870]

>>18287357
Hard boiled eggs are great if you are traveling, couple of eggs some salt, good protein to keep you going

[Anonymous No.18289076]

>>18287357
For one, the yolk is dry, just eating dust. Secondly, the heat of the hard boiled egg destroys the biotin, luetin and oxidizes the cholesterol. The only advantage is that it is way easier to peel a hard boiled egg than a soft boiled egg.

[Anonymous No.18289082]

>>18287357
I ate undercooked eggs when I was hungry, it looked like this. Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.18289087]

>>18289082
RIP

[Anonymous No.18289160]

Hardboiled eggs do rank a bit, just throw some cayenne pep on and dip in hummus

[Anonymous No.18289162]

>>18289076
you sound boring

[Anonymous No.18289171]

Hard boiled eggs mixed and broken up with some mayo, mustard and pickle relish with some salt and peeper
Egg salad sandwiches are great on a hot summer day.

[Anonymous No.18289174]

Deep fry the boiled egg

[Anonymous No.18289250]

>>18289174
>beer battered boiled eggs
sounds nice desu

[Anonymous No.18289502]

I shove undercooked boiled eggs in my ass, clench hard, then have my boyfriend lick the yolk

[Anonymous No.18289508]

>>18289082
Prepare for death

[Anonymous No.18289555]

Frittata. Just make a fucking quiche at that point

[Anonymous No.18289586]

>>18287357

[Anonymous No.18289612]

>>18288256
20 minutes pls

[Anonymous No.18289615]

>>18289586
I want nothing more in life than to see that soifag die

[Anonymous No.18289620]

>>18289586
I’d sit on it

[Anonymous No.18289645]

>>18288782
If somebody who can make them right makes them they're fucking godly. But yeah if I'm the one making them it's stupid.

[Anonymous No.18289940]

>>18287357
look. back when i wagied taking care of psychos which was a real shitshow, i would sneak out saturday and sunday mornings when we were shorstaffed to brueggers bagels down the street in the company car. one sesame bagel with veggie cream cheese and one onion bagel with honey walnut cream cheese, well toasted. i would get a soda and two of those hardboiled eggs from the circle k in the plastic bag with the salt and pepper packet, park in some unassuming residential street and watch conan foreign travels on youtube or wait wait dont tell me on npr while smoking up inside the car before chowing down into my meal. i still remember several rainy mornings where i parked by the desert shrubs and it was beautiful. theyre also good in salads and sliced into sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.18290000]

>>18289174
quail egg but i had chicken egg in japan and it was bomb

[Anonymous No.18290063]

>>18289940
love me brueggers. still pretty affordable and I like their cream cheeses. the sun dried tomato bagel was my favorite before they discontinued it, with the herb cream cheese.

[Anonymous No.18290457]

>>18287357
For only three thousand bucks, you can have a hot fresh scraegg every morning.

[Anonymous No.18290517]

>>18287489
cute

[Anonymous No.18290694]

>>18287357
>>18287370
Grow up. Hard boiled eggs are a perfectly suitable snack and taste nice.

[Anonymous No.18290698]

>>18287518
Get taste retard.

[Anonymous No.18290736]

>>18290694
The absolute state of tastelets

[Anonymous No.18290744]

>>18287518
I just don’t get why you can’t enjoy both ways.

[Anonymous No.18290757]

>>18290457
Looks like something you would find in a grease trap

[Anonymous No.18290758]

>>18287489
Nice woman.