/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18283813]

CHADAM CHADGUSEA
https://youtu.be/x1kv3oKoZkQ

[Anonymous No.18283828]

>>18283813
/ourguy/

[saged No.18283854]

Adam, just buy a fucking ad you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.18283857]

[Anonymous No.18283861]

>>18283854
adam is too big and successful to shill his videos on this fucking place of all, are you fucking retarded, what do I even gain if I do it here?!?

[Anonymous No.18283890]

>>18283813
this nigger is unironically shilling cereal? dropped

[Anonymous No.18283939]

>>18283813
Take your gay shit to /lgbt/, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18284009]

>>18283813
ngl he looks like a soychad

[Anonymous No.18284023]

>>18283854
>>18283890
>>18283939
We don't use those words here

[Anonymous No.18284030]

>>18283813
Ok but when I make this same thread, the JANNIES immediately prune my thread

[Anonymous No.18284046]

>>18283813
What's with the woman torso?

[Anonymous No.18284049]

>>18284023
Shut the fuck up nigger

[Anonymous No.18284050]

>>18283813
The rare Chadsoiboi

[Anonymous No.18284059]

>>18283813
What shitty form. So he's not only a bad cook but also a shitty lifter.

[Anonymous No.18284064]

>>18284059
post body

[Anonymous No.18284070]

>>18283813
when's the video for making vegan synthol at home come out?

[Anonymous No.18284134]

Every time I see this hideous inexplicably three-way hellspawn of John Oliver, Woody Allen and Patrick from Spongebob, I just get the most irrational desire to run him down on horseback and beat him with a polo mallet until the twitching stops.
It's uncanny.
It's possibly because he's so challenging to look at. He may have quite possibly achieved the most hideous state of being a man can have without legitimate medical cause or disfigurements.
Having never watched his videos, I can only imagine his voice being the worst mix of Sheldon Cooper and those mooing cow tins.
Furthermore, I suspect he'd smell like a hotdog cart.

[Anonymous No.18284145]

>>18284023
>>18283813
Eat shit fagusea. Buy a fucking ad you fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.18284280]

>>18283813
Why is he so perfect, bros...

[Anonymous No.18284943]

I thought this guy was a faggot cuz he's been posted here a lot over the years until I finally watched one of his videos. Very insightful takes on a lot of ideas, and his cooking is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.18284955]

>>18284943
hi adam

[Anonymous No.18284961]

>>18284134
He looks fine. You're just not used to seeing almost-middle-aged men in as good shape as me. Young ladies definitely lust for him.

[Anonymous No.18285078]

>>18283854
This

[Anonymous No.18285157]

>>18283857
Yep

[Anonymous No.18285425]

>>18283854
Why would he do that when this is free?

[Anonymous No.18285445]

>>18283813
lifting internet is full of zoomer mutts and deranged steroid junkies like greg doucette

[Anonymous No.18285606]

>>18284943
This, but unironically
I dont get the hate

[Anonymous No.18285675]

>>18285606
He's like Alton Brown if you removed his testicles and made him some NPR white-guilt-laden faggot. He's often painful to watch but his videos are usually worth watching while I'm doing something else.

Also it's obvious that he's lifting because he's incredibly insecure.

[Anonymous No.18285729]

>>18283813
markiplier cooks now?

[Anonymous No.18285806]

Adambros, we just can’t stop winning.

[Anonymous No.18285821]

>>18284943
hi adam

[Anonymous No.18285836]

>>18283813
How the fuck is his body so soft looking with no definition? Serious, even when he's curling or doing deadlifts, there's no fuckin definition on his biceps, like he took roids that quickly aromatized to estrogen, no pump no nothing. Guarantee you gave this dude a diuretic he'd piss for 5 minutes straight an then some.

[Anonymous No.18285841]

>>18283813
Adam, your gap-toothed hag of a wife is hideous. Her appearance induces my vomit reflex, and her voice is piercing and fills me with raucous contempt. I would actually celebrate if she got hit by a truck.

[Anonymous No.18285844]

>>18285841
that's not very nice

[Anonymous No.18285928]

>>18285836
post body

[Anonymous No.18285941]

>when your wife has fucked the 5th different guy this week

[Anonymous No.18286119]

>>18285821
He looks so old now in comparison to this. Why is he aging so rapidly?

[Anonymous No.18286125]

>>18286119
he turned 40 and that's when your body really starts going downhill

[Anonymous No.18286154]

>>18283813
I'm not watching your shitty videos Adam. Stop bitching and being afraid of hot oil you little pussy.

[Anonymous No.18286183]

I mean he's actually right, but his stance puts him at odds with the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE crowd.

[Anonymous No.18286190]

>>18283861
Adam has LITERALLY been caught shilling himself on this board.
It's not about him being big and successful. It's about him being incredibly insecure.
It bothers him to no end that /ck/ thinks he's a "soycuck"

[Anonymous No.18286191]

>>18286190
Wait, sorry. I think it was "soychad" actually. Which is even funnier.

[Anonymous No.18286194]

>>18286190
Somebody called him out for it on his reddit board and the post was instantly deleted.

[Anonymous No.18286229]

>>18283854
Ummm I'm gay and that word is really problematic. Did you know that the f-word came from bundles of sticks the KKK used to burn gay people alive just because of who they loved? I know some people still don't know that yet, so I won't assume you're just a bigot, but I and a lot of other marginalized LGBTQIA+ people out there would appreciate if you didn't use that word anymore. Thanks, hun! *kisses*

[Anonymous No.18286257]

>>18284943
Same.
Honestly, if I was fagtuber I would also spam my videos accross all relevant places on the internet, so a fagtube cook spamming in on /ck would make sense, as funny and ridiculous as it may seem .

[Anonymous No.18286915]

>>18286190
>Adam has LITERALLY been caught shilling himself on this board.
proof?

[Anonymous No.18287929]

>>18286915
still waiting

[Anonymous No.18287969]

>>18287929
Hes not going to go through the trouble to get something you could easily find yourself only to have you stop responding when you get it you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.18287979]

>>18287969
of course
so no proof
i see :)

[Anonymous No.18288348]

>>18286183
What the fuck are you talking about ragusa is the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE crowd?

[Anonymous No.18288513]

>>18288348
Wrong anon, the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE crowd does not go any further in scientific papers than the conclusions. That's where the truth lies.

[Anonymous No.18288585]

>>18283813
>knows how to cook
>keeps in shape
Why does /ck/ hate him so much? Is it just envy or is there a hidden flaw I'm not seeing?

[Anonymous No.18288596]

>>18288585
Doesn't know how cook and teaches other people that they shouldn't learn either. And I guess you could say he's keeping a shape, but it's not one that looks very nice.

[Anonymous No.18288750]

>>18288585
jealousy
hes just a random bun who made a career out of being a home cook, the dream for msot people on /ck/ and they seethe at it
same with Babich

[Anonymous No.18290163]

its not fair

[Anonymous No.18290289]

>>18285928
Adam, go visit an endocrinologist, your prolactin levels are most likely all fucked up and retarded.

[Anonymous No.18290342]

>>18285675
As opposed to lifting because you're secure? okay

[Anonymous No.18290344]

>>18288596
>NOOOO HE NEEDS TO DO ALL THE GIMMICKS THAT I SAW MY FAVORITE CHEFS DO GROWING UP
>YOU CAN'T USE SHORTCUTS IT'S CHEATING
really

[Anonymous No.18290379]

>>18290344
You can do things lazily. I do that all the time. I don't try to convince people that it's just as good or even better than the proper way.

[Anonymous No.18290520]

>>18286119
He thinks he "got huge" when he's actually bloated as fuck

[Anonymous No.18290545]

>>18284943
fuck off fagam, you will never be a real chef.

[Anonymous No.18291054]

>>18290379
okay, most people don't care though, cope

[Anonymous No.18291188]

>>18290289
post body

[Anonymous No.18291465]

>>18284943
Not very nice of you to say faggot, adam.

[Anonymous No.18292468]

>>18288596
Kind of based, more people cooking like shit on purpose means people will be more impressed with my kitchen skills and will be easier for me to become a tradwife (male)

[Anonymous No.18292509]

>>18290163
>invest in blue-chip art

[Anonymous No.18292529]

anybody that thinks they need to be in front of a camera is a fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.18292588]

LE GUSEA
E LUSEA

[Anonymous No.18293663]

i heard adam has a prince albert

[Anonymous No.18293673]

>>18293663
who told you that? his bull? are you frequenters of the same bull?

[Anonymous No.18293938]

>>18290379
That's because you're a faggot and no one cares what you think.

[Anonymous No.18294066]

>>18290163
The subtitle combined with the scam sponsor in the description is pure art

[Anonymous No.18294218]

>>18290163
>you can take the faggot out of the globohomo but not the globohomo out of the faggot
that fucking "art" in the background is just pure pottery.

[Anonymous No.18294518]

>>18290545
he probably gets paid more than most real chefs

[Anonymous No.18294871]

i watched just one of his videos about deep frying at home and it kind of makes sense. its too much trouble for what its worth to make your own fries. you use lots of gas, lots of oil (once, lol) and for honestly not a lot of return. its just fries

[Anonymous No.18294898]

>>18294518
that's how kikes like to roll yeah.

[Anonymous No.18294955]

>>18294871
Who cares? Who needs to watch a video of some vain dickhead telling you whether you want to deepfry?

[Anonymous No.18295038]

>>18294955
What makes him vain?

[Anonymous No.18295116]

>>18284943
He's a fag, but his recipes are good.

[Anonymous No.18295126]

>>18295038
Feeling like he should share videos of himself talking about something of which he has no knowledge or experience to share.

[Anonymous No.18295204]

>>18294955
because I want to know whether I want to deepfry?

[Anonymous No.18295460]

>>18295038
>can't cook
>is obnoxious and unfunny/boring
>dead wrong about the science aka ignorant
>makes countless vids
>starts countless threads like this one
That's not just vain. That's narcissistic personality disorder.

[Anonymous No.18295659]

literally all you have to do to dab on normies is be intermediate at lifting, have 20-ish body fat % and wear comically too small t shirts. shit is too easy.

[Anonymous No.18295718]

>>18283828
FPBP

[Anonymous No.18295752]

>>18295659
Is it possible to be less jacked than that? I don't lift at all and look similar in my mid 30s. How thin are his bones?

[Anonymous No.18295778]

adam is just a "i fucking love science", obama bumper sticker kinda guy

[Anonymous No.18296527]

>>18290163
dude everyone in the middle class is a millionaire these days

[Anonymous No.18296532]

>>18295659
how is he still so fat? Didn't he make a video where he shows he only eats lean food off camera?

[Anonymous No.18296878]

>>18294955
the point is it was at the back of my mind that using up all that oil and gas to deep fry something wasnt worth it and he made a video kind of validating the idea. like itd be better off for me to just buy fries from a mcdonalds, at least they have their fries going all the time and i dont have to feel bad about wasting my oil or gas

[Anonymous No.18296949]

>>18283813
i hate how bloated his body looks

[Anonymous No.18297923]

>>18294871
>he doesn’t filter and reuse his oil

[Anonymous No.18298148]

>>18295204
>the npc mind can't make any decision on its own it has to be programmed and told how to think by others

[Anonymous No.18298223]

>>18290163
inheritance

[Anonymous No.18298226]

>>18295659
I mean I guess he is in decent shape, but he is like 25 overweight from actually looking good

[Anonymous No.18298516]

>>18298148
>you're thinking about frying? then just fry, #yolo
retard

[Anonymous No.18298521]

>>18290163
>its not fair

>Man provides ongoing entertainment to an audience of hundreds of thousands

>Gets rewarded

How else should it work? If there was no reward for making the world better for others, people would not do it nearly as much.

[Anonymous No.18298542]

>>18285844
It's a tough world. Nobody cares about your feelings. Get used to it. Bitch.

[Anonymous No.18298543]

>>18298542
and you presumably would rather be a part of the problem than the solution huh?

[Anonymous No.18298686]

>>18284943
I only come to /ck/ to meme about Ragusea because I know a lot of people hate him here. I enjoy his videos and the one in the OP is breddy gud too.

[Anonymous No.18298740]

>>18294218
I'd say it's a bit cutlery too.

[Anonymous No.18298747]

>>18295460
>can't cook
Never tasted it.
>is obnoxious and boring
Wrong.
>unfunny
Agree.
>dead wrong about the science aka ignorant
For example?
>makes countless vids
Whatever.
>starts countless threads like this one
Totally him.
>That's narcissistic personality disorder
The irony.

[Anonymous No.18298753]

>>18295752
theyre probably regular bones, dingaling

[Anonymous No.18298944]

>>18298521
the betterment or help is the reward itself, unless you're a greedy kike or a narcissist cunt etc.
would still be a better world.

[Anonymous No.18299003]

>>18284943
This, /ck/ is salty as fuck. If you're reading this Adam (and I know you are) you're an alright guy. Make your wife the fucking chicken sandwhich though, that wasn't cool to make her favorite sandwich when she was out of town.

[Anonymous No.18299158]

>thread about fig bugs appears
>next day fagusea makes vid about fig bugs

[Anonymous No.18299173]

>>18283813
Lift all you want, it doesn' t fix your kike face.

[Anonymous No.18299229]

>>18285675
>Also it's obvious that he's lifting because he's incredibly insecure.
If he's insecure about having meek looking arms, isn't that doing something about it?
I think a lot of his perceived insecurity actually comes from him not speaking as a voice of authority even with his own recipes, which nearly every other food persona sells themselves on.

[Anonymous No.18299237]

>>18292529
As does anyone who can't stand using a pseudonym, but we look past that usually

[Anonymous No.18299888]

>>18298521
He doesn't make the world better, he makes people worse cooks while spreading woke white guilt propaganda.

[Anonymous No.18299940]

>>18298753
Then there isn't much muscle on them.

[Anonymous No.18299955]

>>18283813
In the one video he attempts to look "fit" he manages to look skinnyfat and disheveled. I already hate this faggot, but now I hate him more. Always knew he was a wannabe gymbro like all of /fit/.

[Anonymous No.18300002]

>>18299955
That's literally the opposite of what the video is about, retard.

[Anonymous No.18300008]

>>18300002
I wouldn't know, I don't watch shitty youtubers

[Anonymous No.18300065]

>>18296532
HE LIED ANON

ALL SOCIAL MEDIA MUPPETS DO IS LIE

[Anonymous No.18300075]

>>18300065
No. They are my friends. Friends do not lie.

[Anonymous No.18300184]

>>18295659
>>18299173
>>18299955

Hello, I'm one of those men.

See, unlike the skinhead untouchables who inhabit this site, I grew up and became a normal human being with healthy relationships and a good career.

I don't have a problem with gay people.
I don't have a problem with brown people.
I don't have a problem with Muslims.
I don't have a problem with Jews.
I kinda sorta respect the holyfuckinghell out of modern women.

In other words, I'm not a pea brained toddler repeating history as farce with an orange fucktard who puts children into LITERAL concentration camps.

I'm not pissing my pants scared at the idea of women having more voices, more votes, and - GASP - more control over worldly affairs.

I'm not cucked to the cruel, nonsensical, evil ideas cooked up by shitty white men a hundred fucking years ago, or the shitty sexist morals all but beaten into us by our shitty fucking forefathers.

I'm free of toxic masculinity. Fuck yes, you will be hearing that phrase a whole fucking lot over the next ten years, and it will become law.

So suck my asshole, you fucking cowards. Go real deep and suck like I know you secretly want to.

Fascism is so fucking dead after 2020 you won't even be able to smell its oozing corpse.

Your world is thrashing around on its deathbed as we speak.

It's gone for fucking forever as soon as the rotten Cheetoh is gone.

Here, have a look inside my crystal ball.

I see a whole fucking lot of bold, pissed off, beautiful women tap dancing on your skull for the HELL you inflicted on them the past four years.

And men like me will be right there at their sides just laughing. Mocking. Drowning you in heaps upon heaps of your own shitty shit.

[Anonymous No.18300188]

>>18300184
Did someone on your Discord server write this for you?

[Anonymous No.18300190]

>>18287929
look up "soychad" on warosu ck and go to the oldest results

[Anonymous No.18300193]

>>18284030
could he be a janny? I wouldnt be surprised

[Anonymous No.18300194]

>>18283813
I love that this guy could become Mr. Universe and /ck/ would still have zero respect for him.
It fucking KILLS him

[Anonymous No.18300201]

>>18299158
this, I've noticed that a few times

[Anonymous No.18300222]

>>18299158
To be fair, we do have that thread every day.

[Anonymous No.18300227]

>>18300194
That's the best part, unlike most ecelebs who completely ignore 4chan he seethes that we don't respect him.

[Anonymous No.18301724]

[Anonymous No.18302367]

>>18283813
He's literally a cuck.

[Anonymous No.18303334]

>>18300227
come on dude, literally nobody respects him - thats just the kind of guy he is.
they might lick his celebrity ass, accept his cooking skills, enjoy his looks or rhetoric, appreciate his wealth.
but respect him as a man, a human bean? nobody normal would ever do that, not even his kids. people can smell this sort of rotten weasel from miles away.

[Anonymous No.18303335]

>>18300194
But /ck/ (real /ck/) loves Adam. The only people who hate him are the post 2016 election tourists

[Anonymous No.18303798]

>>18300222
trips of truth

[Anonymous No.18304032]

Remember his electric oven and stovetop meltdown? lol, fuckin loser gets so many simple things wrong.

[Anonymous No.18305072]

>gets fraudchecked
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!

[Anonymous No.18305097]

>>18286915
>>18287929
he talked about being called a soychad on 4chan on his twitter and someone asked if he visited 4chan and he claimed it was 'just that one time' and has since deleted that comment but it's been posted on /ck/ before as a screenshot, i'll see if I can find it, but have a pic of him correcting people who were correct in the first place
https://twitter.com/aragusea/status/1142460261451882496?lang=en

few days earlier was the ONLY instance of him ever being called a soychad on 4chan, or anyone infact
>>/ck/?ghost=yes&task=search&search_text=soychad&offset=72
>>/ck/?ghost=yes&task=search&search_text=soy%20chad&offset=24

when you couple it with him using a fairly good picture of himself it really gives you the idea that he doesn't actually browse 4chan but had enough of a basic reddit understanding on how to trigger /ck/ semi-permanently

[Anonymous No.18305487]

>>18303335
Who’s Adam?

[Anonymous No.18305520]

>>18305487
Adamuh balls

[Anonymous No.18305638]

>>18305097

[Anonymous No.18305823]

>>18305638
Adam, it is alright that you browse here. but stop the shilling.

[Anonymous No.18305869]

>>18303335
The history of Dumbdumb Fagusea posting is "who is this nobody why are you making threads about him" to "who is this nobody why are you making threads about him and why does he keep popping up in my YouTube feed" to "stop posting this retard" to "for fuck's sake stop it this guy is shit." Most of the early threads having been started by the faggot himself in his quest to manufacture fame.

[Anonymous No.18306965]

>>18283813
What the actual fuck is you faggots' obsession with this fuck? I assumed he was gonna be a lolcow like Jack based on the posts but it's literally a regular ass cooking yt like all the others I've watched.

[Anonymous No.18306973]

>>18286229
>MAP detected

[Anonymous No.18306997]

>>18300075
Them liking a comment once does not make them your friends.

[Anonymous No.18308601]

>>18306965
I'm pretty sure half of all threads about him are by people wanting to troll, and the other half are by him wanting to shill.

There's some dude remixing his videos which is not bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2YASSKqA9o

[Anonymous No.18308825]

>>18283813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HagwTbmyyVA

[Anonymous No.18310029]

>>18306965
Its a paid shill.
Notice how he disappears from the catalog for weeks at a time, then we get constant spamming for a few days, rinse and repeat.
If only jannies would CLEAN IT UP.