/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18281531]

which country has the best military ration?

[Anonymous No.18281548]

America cause we get skittles

[Anonymous No.18281606]

After watching a bit of MRE Steve I think the USA consistently has the tastiest looking, high calorie MRE's. It makes sense since the US is constantly at war so they actually use these things all the time, probably get back lots of feedback on what is good and what isn't good etc..

Seen some decent ones from Asia and Europe, but they usually seem to be lacking calories. Especially the European ones. Often times they just shove random packaged crackers and biscuits in there.

[Anonymous No.18281621]

>>18281606
>be british soldier fighting putin's new army
>see 4 of my brothers die today
>kill 7 men today
>walk 3 kilometers back to base today
>sit down to eat
>open MRE
>only thing in there is a toast sandwich

[Anonymous No.18281629]

>>18281621
Kek

[Anonymous No.18281701]

>>18281606
Nah you're totally wrong
French and Italian MREs consistently mog the field, precisely because they pack commercial stuff rather than come up with their own stuff made by food industry rejects. US MREs instantly got better by outsourcing their snack items as well
>t. Long time mreinfo.com user

>>18281621
Bong rats are quite good as well
Lots of comfort food

[Anonymous No.18281723]

Depends how you define "best". With MREs, going purely by taste is a totally different beast than a judgement that balances logistal concerns among other things. Some militaries have menus that are fairly high end civilian canned food + mass produces junk food and they taste excellent ofc.

[Anonymous No.18281976]

Do Russians actually eat several kinds of pate regularly or is it just their military rations?

[Anonymous No.18282008]

>>18281976
Depends. My wife regularly eat different pates, im eat it like few times per year.

[Anonymous No.18282027]

>>18281531
Mine and not yours

[Anonymous No.18282032]

>>18281606

The French have a great one. Those butter biscuits are delectable.

[Anonymous No.18282045]

>>18282032
They get rancid very quickly though. MRE reviewers have noted that they almost invariably go bad after about 2 years.
I think the German canned pumpernickel is better for long-life, or those caraway hardtack roofing tiles from older rations.

[Anonymous No.18282049]

>>18281531
Mine!

[Anonymous No.18282057]

>>18281976
i think only one of those is pate. the other three look like some kind of custard/pudding

[Anonymous No.18282074]

>>18282057
They're tushonka (or whatever it's spelled) which is a stew, and kasha, which is porridge (usually with various bits of veggie/meat).

[Anonymous No.18282078]

The asian ones always seemed the most tasty as long as they werent rancid
T:steve watcher casual

[Anonymous No.18282121]

>>18281606
I'd say he seems to rate the bong ones highest, apart from the Unicorn ones the US army has like the pizza or Mcrib one. He normally calls pretty much everything delicious but I've seen him actively search for new words to describe things in the brit ones, going on about how amazing it was.

[Anonymous No.18282122]

>>18281531
Corr looks lush mate, would scran

[Anonymous No.18282212]

>>18282074
i'm talking about these, they don't look like canned meat or porridge

[Anonymous No.18282217]

>>18282212
Looks like apple butter, dulce de leche and old-fashioned salty cheese spread.

[Anonymous No.18282229]

>>18282121
The Chinese one's he reviews are literal goyslop. They get a giant nutrient bar that tastes like chemicals

[Anonymous No.18282240]

>>18281531
American MREs are delicious. The spicy oenne pasta one with the jalapeño cheese spread for the bread is some of the legitimately best tastkng food I've ever tasted. British MREs are ironically some of the most good tasting food the island has ever produce. The breakfast one is pretty kino.
t. Bong who had an American Air Force AC-130 loadmaster roommate in university who made the MRE boxes fall off the back of the plane mysteriously

[Anonymous No.18282242]

>>18282229
>a giant nutrient bar that tastes like chemicals
Something even worse than nutraloaf, amazing.

[Anonymous No.18282255]

>>18281531
Are the furry mugs standard issue?

[Anonymous No.18282276]

>go to dfac
>gyno yogurt sweeter than ice cream
>cup of grapes
>pop tarts
>cup of frosted flakes
>chocolate milk


>go on exercise
>Skittles
>hfcs past raviolis
>Gatorade mix

>Go to store
>monster White and only one tornado (pt test due soon)

[Anonymous No.18282282]

>>18282229
The rotten chow mein is fascinating

[Anonymous No.18282283]

>>18281531
why are they so expensive I wanna try one

[Anonymous No.18282290]

>>18282283
How's the grasshopper water

[Anonymous No.18282297]

>>18282283
Is that a horsehair worm escaping out of the grasshopper's ass?

[Anonymous No.18282310]

>>18282283
You have warts on your feet because you walk around barefoot on wet stone floor. It's really fucking cool that you can "clean" it easy, but the level of bacteria is absurd.

Everything in the image screams of illness. The plunger, the insect that appears to have a parasite, guild wars 2, the wooden table you couldn't give to a homeless person, the dildo.

[Anonymous No.18282355]

>>18282008
Your wife's boyfriend paté?

[Anonymous No.18282360]

Japanese MRE because everything is better if Japanese

[Anonymous No.18282759]

>>18282229
DIdn't one of the chink MREs make him sick? Not the rotten chow mein, I think there was another one before it that gave him a case of gastro.

Why are chink MREs so consistently awful? Even the Russians are capable of making an 'okay' MRE.

[Anonymous No.18282919]

>>18282759
Chinese people have basically no morals when it comes to money, and will sell you absolute dogshit with a smile on their face swearing it's premium number 1 freedom best ever product

It's more of a cultural thing than an individual thing, being rich and successful is vitally important there and if your MREs make a few soldiers sick from eating rotten noodles, who cares? Just bribe the quartermaster or whatever. You already made your millions

I don't have it but look up that long greentext from an anon forced to work with the chinese in steel manufacturing. It was soul destroying

[Anonymous No.18282935]

>>18282759
Chinese are incapable of doing a good job. They're both incompetent and perfectly willing to cut corners to save money.

[Anonymous No.18282936]

>>18281621
>British soldier
>MRE
Retarded frog poster.

[Anonymous No.18282941]

>>18281531
Not this one.

[Anonymous No.18282943]

>>18282935
that's the price you pay for cheap goods

[Anonymous No.18282954]

>>18281531
Italian ones, the ones with the alcohol

[Anonymous No.18282955]

My father was in the military in the 80's, and when I was a kid he gave me a case of the old fashioned American MRE's that were still dehydrated. They made a dehydrated pork patty and dehydrated fruit cocktail. I ate both while they were dehydrated still and they were delicious as fuck. The cheese spread and the "crackers" were a horror show of some of the worst tasting things I have ever eaten.

[Anonymous No.18282957]

>>18282954
They stopped doing that years ago.

[Anonymous No.18282959]

>>18281606
the problem with the US ones is they have way too much money in MRE research so they're always trying to make shelf stable versions of things that wouldn't normally be in an MRE, which can end up being kind of weird. i would rather have a normal canned soup than a weird stale pizza or fucked up omelet.
the canadian and australian ones always look the best to me.

[Anonymous No.18282974]

>>18282957
Seems like you can order ones made in 2018 that still have it on ebay from some Lithuanian seller, but yeah 2018 was years ago. Man time flies

[Anonymous No.18282986]

>>18282974
Ah nevermind module B all sold out, probably a while ago too

[Anonymous No.18283502]

>>18281531
Germany in early WW2.
Scho-Ka-Kola and a side of meth. Delectable.

[Anonymous No.18283581]

>>18282759
One reason is the PLA itself is the least important part of the Chinese military, so they get less attention. The other is the Chinese mostly rely on field kitchens.

[Anonymous No.18283607]

>>18283502
>Scho-Ka-Kola
This is a reddit tier meme at this point. In the US military at least, service members in some positions are still offered prescription grade narcotic stimulants if they need them, like pilots for example.

[Anonymous No.18283618]

>>18282057
What baffles me is when he ate a cracker from the civil war and said ''It could pair well with coffee I think'' but ate a Chinese MRE from 2020 and said ''This just isn't edible, I'll get sick eating this''

[Anonymous No.18283624]

>>18282078
What baffles me is when he ate a cracker from the civil war and said ''It could pair well with coffee I think'' but ate a Chinese MRE from 2020 and said ''This just isn't edible, I'll get sick eating this''

[Anonymous No.18283644]

>>18283607
I didn't say schokakola because of its stimulating effects (it's like a small coffee at best), but because it tastes great. It's just genuinely good, not too sweet chocolate.

[Anonymous No.18283681]

Canned? French ones though it's just stuff from the supermarket and makes no sense carrying around all that extra weight.
Retort Pouch? New Zealand seemed to have the best menu but if you're talking about long term eating then it seems that American ones are the longest lasting.
Civilian? Freeze dried kept in mylar bags or #10 cans are your best bet.

[Anonymous No.18283687]

>>18282759
Chinese culturally elevate heroes in their stories who use trickery or deceit to get ahead. Their experiences during communism also compounded this since a lot of those who survived only did so by being generally awful human beings.

[Anonymous No.18284258]

>>18282759
corruption, lack of expertise, and lack of priority

>>18282919
it's not like Chinese invented predatory capitalism

[Anonymous No.18284267]

>>18281531
France

[Anonymous No.18284336]

>>18284258
No, but they really perfected it

Well, not perfected it, but they do it more than anyone else

[Anonymous No.18284384]

>>18281531
I used to try international rations for fun because i worked in rural shitholes.
Dutch is the best hands down, American can be a second if its a good menu.
Canadians are alright.French rations are insanely overrated and honestly kinda bland. Russian rations bordered on dog food and most of it was stale. If you want long keeping good food just get mountain house.

[Anonymous No.18284420]

>>18281531
I like Germany's rations personally.

[Anonymous No.18284438]

>>18284336
That I agree.

>>18284384
Lolwut? How did the Dutch ration beat the French?

[Anonymous No.18284482]

>>18283607
Don't forget the Imperial Japanese Navy gave crystal meth (a Japanese invention) to its night watchmen.

[Anonymous No.18284492]

>>18284384
>Dutch
You know, it's such a small comfort but that herby beef drink packet was the best thing ever. More MREs ought to have something like that.

[Anonymous No.18284611]

>>18283502
>>18283607
Look up Aimo Koivunen for some laughs. Finnish soldier escaped the Russians by taking an overdose of issued methanpethamine. He skied 250 miles over a period of about a week and had no recollection of what had happened. He was running triple the average human heartbeat and his stomach was filled with pine buds and a raw bird.

[Anonymous No.18284896]

>>18282310
>plunger
oh my sweet summer child...

[Anonymous No.18286053]

>>18281531
murica

[Anonymous No.18286094]

>>18284611
Pine buds are healthy tho. A lot of various micronutrients plus vitamin C. Of course, you're not supposed to eat them all the time.

[Anonymous No.18286097]

>>18284492
For that matter, I don't understand why Russian winter rations don't contain a couple packs of sbiten.
I mean, I understand that the cost of all the spices makes it uneconomical, but it would be an exceptional addition, either drunk on its own, or mixed with the black tea.

[Anonymous No.18286104]

>>18281606
Based on Steve's videos and my own sampling I'd say American rations are the best in functionality while european rations will be tastier but with poorer shelf lives.

[Anonymous No.18286128]

>>18281531
Ours (Finland) is just stuff you can buy from any supermarket and almost all of it is the shittier stuff. I have no idea how much variance there was in the packs as I only got them couple of times. We always got food made by field cooks.

[Anonymous No.18286181]

>>18286094
Yeah I just don't think he was getting a week's worth of winter calories just scavenging pine buds and raw birds while traveling 250 miles high on meth. Shit is damned hilarious though, glad the man survived.

[Anonymous No.18286224]

>>18284482
>giving meth to night watchmen
>giving a drug that is renowned for making its users paranoid to already paranoid soldiers at night
I'm sure that went well. All those rapes and massacres make a bit more sense now.

[Anonymous No.18286243]

>>18286224
It was provided to boat crews after dark to improve eyesight, Huang. That's where all the propaganda about vitamin """A""" comes from.
Modern meth is a completely different drug.

[Anonymous No.18286264]

>last Steve upload was 6 months ago
He's finally dead huh?

[Anonymous No.18286277]

>>18286264
Maybe he has a kid now. The hype died down too, because the American/Canadian stuff is all so sameish.
He should do something like his pilot's bandolier kit review he did

[Anonymous No.18286323]

>>18283687
They also make a big deal out of good government officials and merchants in stories because of how rare it is. t. grew up with a shelf of chinese fables.
It was pretty trippy when I noticed how western works don't make a big deal out of it because that's supposed to be a given.

[Anonymous No.18286330]

>>18286277
Does he have a job outside of youtube? I always took him as a NEET desu

[Anonymous No.18286332]

>>18286323
The central Western tale says that Jesus was killed by government officials at the behest of merchants.

[Anonymous No.18286348]

>>18286330
He probably definitely has a job, despite how autistic his hobbies make him seem. Gots to support his chonky gf

[Anonymous No.18286357]

>>18286243
>Modern meth is a completely different drug.
There's only one kind of meth, it's the same shit

[Anonymous No.18286365]

>>18282310
you're the type of anon to respond seriously to a screenshot that has a bunch of ridiculous tabs open

[Anonymous No.18286463]

>>18286357

[Anonymous No.18286624]

>>18286323
Over the millennia the Chinese had seen uncountable damage inflicted by officials in power abusing their positions right up to the emperor himself, so they wrote about that. It's ingrained into the philosophy of Confucius et al too. Ostensibly as guidelines for rulers and officials, but there was always something slyly subversive about Chinese literature. But all that went out the door with the Cultural Revolution anyway. All that's left is BLEEP BOOP obey the Party BLEEP BOOP
>t. chinese

[Anonymous No.18286685]

>>18282121
What would you say was Steve's all-time favorite MRE?

[Anonymous No.18286727]

>>18286685
The old ones that came with a smoke.

[Anonymous No.18286735]

>>18282049
Very cute. Do you enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.18286997]

>>18282936
What's wrong with frog posting?

[Anonymous No.18287429]

>>18286330
he's a landscaper or something similar
he also obviously work out

[Anonymous No.18287477]

>>18281548
>skittles
they are a British invention

[Anonymous No.18287483]

>>18281606
America spent more money on MRE development than some countries' entire military budget.

[Anonymous No.18287493]

>>18282255
Does that cat have downs?

[Anonymous No.18287507]

>>18282919
Humans in china are literally just a commodity similar to steel and wood.
They can all be easily replaced, so they put in the bare, bare minimum to keep them going. If 100,000 Chinese die, you have 500,000 around the corner ready to replace them.

[Anonymous No.18287536]

>>18287507
>humans
chinese are insects anon, didn’t you know this already

[Anonymous No.18287549]

>>18287493
Fun fact, cats cannot get Down Syndrome as they do not have a 21st chromosome. They can however end up with facial deformities from other things like the mother had ineutero infection from a couple specific viruses, or extra chromosomes.

[Anonymous No.18287808]

The Japanese one looks like this.
There are meat and fish.

[Anonymous No.18287850]

>>18282959
variety is the reason there's so much weird shit in MREs
a stale pizza thing would sound like heaven if you've been living on cans of chicken soup for a month

[Anonymous No.18287859]

>>18283624
hardtack has been tested and tried for thousands of years, it's kind of hard to fuck it up

[Anonymous No.18287862]

>>18287549
My cat has six toes per paw.

[Anonymous No.18287971]

In the italian one they used to gave some "cordiale" that was a blister with inside a shot of alcoholic beverage with an alcohol content of 47%

[Anonymous No.18288098]

>US Marine
>deployed to Israel, outside Gaza, for two months
>become an anti-semite within the first two weeks
>can't eat their fucking hummus, apples, and room-temp hot dogs anymore
>crack open a Chicken Pesto Pasta MRE!
>later that night
>wake up to soiled pants
>soiling them didn't wake me up, it was the eventual stench
>realize I have zero control over my bowels
>spend a week lying on a rock under a ponch-liner tent, with an IV nailed to the a nearby olive tree
>cannot even SMELL pesto sauce without becoming violently ill
you know it's bad when I shit my pants, wallowed in agony, and nobody in my unit EVER brought it up, or EVER made fun of me for it.

[Anonymous No.18288099]

>>18287477
Nobody asked

[Anonymous No.18288118]

>>18281621

[Anonymous No.18288145]

>>18288098
Maybe you should have tried getting a job in the trades instead you welfare queen faggot

[Anonymous No.18288208]

>>18282919
>look up that long greentext from an anon forced to work with the chinese in steel manufacturing. It was soul destroying
Anyone got this? Genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.18288230]

>>18288208
It's a story about a guy having a bunch of phone conversations trying to buy Chinese steel. It's not soul crushing, it's just a story about a couple of guys being bad at their jobs. People on here get so fucking dramatic about China

[Anonymous No.18288323]

>>18288098
"deployed"
Drama queen bitch. You just sat in some infantry base for a joint exercise or two. Probably drooled at conscript girls also.
Speaking of, Manot Krav are awful. A lot of the canned stuff is full of straight up soy oil

[Anonymous No.18288723]

>>18284611
>he was in a war within himself

[Anonymous No.18288771]

>>18282957
>They stopped doing that years ago.
No, they didn't. Cordial is still on the menu.

[Anonymous No.18288777]

French & Spanish are both pretty good. Surprisingly, so are Russian rations in their various forms but the self life on them is comparatively short. Modern Brit stuff is shit, they used to be by far the best but the more modern menus are just don't work. US MREs are amusing in terms of choice, and there are some really good items, but some terrible ones too.

If I had to live on one nation's issue for any length of time, I'd probably go France.

[Anonymous No.18288787]

>>18282283
Anon I hope you don't...
While you eat

[Anonymous No.18288795]

>>18288787
the dildo des nothing to him anymore, he sits on the plunger

[Anonymous No.18288822]

>>18288777
>the more modern menus are just don't work
such as?
I'm only familiar with the old ones

[Anonymous No.18288867]

>>18287477
cool, however, your mother

[Anonymous No.18288907]

>>18281531
Smal rations.

[Anonymous No.18289038]

>>18281621
Prove it

[Anonymous No.18289047]

>>18282360
Too much rice.

[Anonymous No.18289435]

>>18287429
I know he works out, but that doesn't make you not a neet

[Anonymous No.18289455]

>>18286264
>>18286277
If you want Steve to put out more content, you basically have to go out and find interesting MREs he hasn't tried and mail them to him. A lot of the foreign and historical stuff can be pretty hard to source in the US, so he relies on fan donations.

[Anonymous No.18289462]

>>18289435
Working out is training

[Anonymous No.18289596]

>>18281606
USA rations are designed to have long shelf life. Other contries give you normal tasty food that last normal time. Heck some asian country gives you good wrap in banana leaf.

[Anonymous No.18289600]

I miss these lil' niggas like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.18289622]

>>18289596
You're confusing MREs with what soldiers actually eat, moron. All armies, including the US, eat fresh food when available and only rely on MREs when they can't source fresh food.

[Anonymous No.18289768]

>>18281531
I tried a couple 24 hour rations from Chile a few years ago, and those were pretty good.

[Anonymous No.18289969]

>>18289600
>no Pain Hamburger
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.18289979]

>>18287477
>balls of sugar
>invention
Bros why are br*ts like this?

[Anonymous No.18290024]

>>18287862
While six-toed cats aren't the most common, they aren't some obscure thing that almost never occurs. They're called polydactyl cats, or Hemmingway cats. And yeah there's some association with Ernest Hemmingway from what I understand. He was quite fond of them, and his home and museum has free-roaming cats that express the gene most of the time, and they bury six-toed cats that die locally on his property.

[Anonymous No.18290041]

>>18281531
If I wanted to try civilian MREs how much water should I be drinking? I hear these things clog you up good.

[Anonymous No.18290155]

>>18289455
While I like Steve, if I had the spare 200$ to buy something unique and send him, I would rather spend that money on myself.
Anyone who could get the stuff reasonably cheap and also likes Steve probably has send him stuff already

[Anonymous No.18290196]

>>18288208
>>18282919

[Anonymous No.18290223]

>>18287549
Then explain THIS

[Anonymous No.18290235]

>>18290223
Kenny the tiger. Died of an aggressive form of skin cancer at the age of 10. Result of forced inbreeding in attempts to create and sell rare animals. "White tigers are not a species but simply an aberrant colour variation of Bengal tigers, and breeding them is done solely to draw paying crowds." Not 21st chromosome, but fucked up genetics.

[Anonymous No.18290265]

Back in Afghanistan French MREs were considered the best of all coalition members and would trade for several MREs of other nations. I dunno about non-Western MREs though.

[Anonymous No.18290294]

>>18281621
American (for more than 3 days I will take Polish)>Polish (for less than 3 days I will take American)>Norwegian>Lithuanian

Lithuanian soldiers always begged us to exchange the MREs.

[Anonymous No.18290296]

>>18290294
Your mom gave me an exchange last night.

[Anonymous No.18290312]

>>18281531
I had a French one once that was really good. It had a full lasagne in a tin in it and it was great.

[Anonymous No.18290339]

>>18290296
What did you exchange with her?

[Anonymous No.18290395]

>>18281531
I have no idea which one is best, but I think the Jews have the worst one. Every Israeli ration that I've ever seen simply consists of cans of tuna fish and nothing else (besides maybe a can of halva if they're lucky).

[Anonymous No.18290413]

>>18281531
Unironically better than airline food

[Anonymous No.18290450]

>>18289622
>only rely on MREs when they can't source fresh food.
...
You can tell you never served in the Army. Any Army.

[Anonymous No.18290489]

>>18290450
After 2 weeks of eating american MREs in hohenfels I shitted blood, fuck you americans

[Anonymous No.18290492]

>>18282240
Got a feeling it was either box 22 or 25 that came with an all day breakfast, and the best dessert aka mango slice.

[Anonymous No.18290502]

>>18290489
You have to drink your own weight in water if you are subsisting on American MREs otherwise you are committing a warcrime against your anus.

[Anonymous No.18290654]

>>18290196
oh yeah that's the bunny
that's why you never deal with a PRChinese unless it's well within your power to fuck him up, legally or otherwise
picrel was a list of how not to do biz with them, really
>t. overseas chinese

[Anonymous No.18291323]

i liked the russian ones, i had them when i went camping there. iirc, there was forcemeat, vegetable caviar, and braised meat in the cans. each box had enough food for a day.

the quality wasn't good as some of the more expensive camping meals, but it was filling and tasted above avergae.

[Anonymous No.18291351]

>>18281531
Slav MREs for some reason tend to be locally sold stuff like pate, coffee, biscuits, etc just packaged in rather than some special products. Why is this?

[Anonymous No.18291371]

>>18281548
For me, it was the tiny bottles of tabasco sauce. I have one filled with sand from iraq, and one filled mountain soil from Afghanistan.

[Anonymous No.18291375]

>>18291351
It's pretty much that way in most mid and lower tier armed forces. Not everyone can afford to have an army of food scientists make shelf stable hamburgers, retort pouch pot au feu or bespoke vials of wine.

[Anonymous No.18291379]

>>18290196
Become an engineer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

[Anonymous No.18291594]

>>18291351
so were the first C rations, and modern NATO rations
the official army documentation (either US or bong) says it's cheaper to procure, quality is more assured, and troops are much more likely to eat stuff they're familiar with
>oh it's army chocolate in some weird chemical-coloured sugar shell, blech
>oh shit they got M&Ms I love these

[Anonymous No.18291884]

Finland easily had some of the worst MRE's out there, just a bunch of low quality store bought items in a shitty ziplock pack. a good MRE should be in a neat and lightweight packaging so the food items will not take too much space from the other equipment.

[Anonymous No.18291900]

>>18288787
Let people enjoy things

[Anonymous No.18291908]

>>18281606
US MREs kinda suck. Even the best ones still taste like chemically chief boyardee.

[Anonymous No.18292110]

>>18291900
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18292127]

Did 4 years in the infantry, American Mres are pretty solid when you learn how to prep them correctly. Essentially just add cheese and crackers to every main and it’s a solid meal. Chicken with noodles was by far the best. The most popular one people fought over was tuna. Some things were just inedible tho like the wheat snack bread, cheese and veggie omelette, and the vegetable manicotti. Like I said they’re pretty good when you learn the all the little tricks. The ones the afghan soldiers got were phenomenal also

[Anonymous No.18292142]

i tried the canned calimari in squid ink from the spanish MRE. smelled like venice on a hot smoggy july.

[Anonymous No.18292162]

>>18282310
>the wooden table you couldn't give to a homeless person
that's the seat of a chair

[Anonymous No.18293804]

>>18284611
How do they know what was in his stomach, pine buds don't show up on an xray

[Anonymous No.18293811]

>>18292127
I think I'm the only person who lijed the omelet. I traded candy and dairy shakes for those. I think I did a whole ftx eating nothing but omelets and coffee

[Anonymous No.18293823]

>>18292127
I liked the vomelet. Maybe it's because my sense of smell is a little dull or maybe I'm just used to overcooked eggs. If I had a choice between that and runny powdered eggs, I would most likely chose the vomelet.

[Anonymous No.18293830]

>>18293804
Probably gastric lavage/stomach pump. Soldiers on meth comedowns look like absolute hell and they'd want to make sure he didn't ingest anything to make things worse. Charcoal treatment would be far too late at that point.

[Anonymous No.18293833]

>>18281606
Like 2/3's of the menu mains are pasta dishes that use the same sauce and overcooked noodle texture for all of them.
The only items I genuinely enjoyed were the crackers, jam/spread, and instant pudding.
The rest was forgettable.

[Anonymous No.18293839]

>>18281531
>dog food for the dogs of the government
appropriate

[Anonymous No.18293844]

>>18288771
SOVL

[Anonymous No.18293849]

>>18292127
Ahh the famous vomelette

[Anonymous No.18293857]

>>18291375
>>18291351
It's a cheaper option and probably better tasting, as you can change the items. Also probably easier to give contracts to preffered MRE oligarchs

[Anonymous No.18293985]

>>18292127
What did the afghan soldiers get? Halal MREs?

[Anonymous No.18293991]

>>18290155
I would send that boring faggot a punch in the face if it were possible

[Anonymous No.18294018]

>>18282229
The chinks also never eat those, they have bloody kitchen brigades for a reason.

[Anonymous No.18294817]

>>18282919
You should read Poorly Made in China. It's by a guy who worked there for a decade or something. It's fascinating how they operate. They give absolutely zero shits about anything. They will cheat at everything if you let them.

[Anonymous No.18294853]

>>18294018
So does literally every other army, it's just that the PLA has been a stay-at-home boy's club of toy soldiers for nearly half a century now. Modern PLA soldiers have never fought a war that wasn't a ten minute walk from their border.

[Anonymous No.18295045]

>>18293991
That's pretty hostile, why would you do that? He didn't hurt anyone

[Anonymous No.18295070]

>>18293804
shit analysis perhaps

[Anonymous No.18295075]

>>18294853
Nor should anybody.

[Anonymous No.18295471]

>>18293985
Unironically, yes.

[Anonymous No.18295991]

>>18293985
Yeah they got a few things, one was a chicken curry and rice that was in a self heating box that was fantastic, and they had another mre which were similarly packaged like ours that had a bunch of higher end snacks like bagel chips, big brand cereals, nature valley bars etc that also came with a curry and rice dish. We took their stuff when ever we got the chance, they mostly bough all their food from the locals. Our squads would rotate night shifts at the afghan police check points because we had night optics and they would always cool for us, was usually rice, chicken or goat, potatoes, onions, and naan bread, it was really good. They usually are better than we did

[Anonymous No.18296001]

Russia

[Anonymous No.18296037]

>>18286104
Italian, French, then U.S. are my favorite as I've stated in my videos.

[Anonymous No.18296059]

>>18296001
is that canned dog?

[Anonymous No.18296111]

>>18296059
can says herring

[Anonymous No.18296137]

>>18291351
Custom production lines aren't worthwhile unless you use a lot of rations per year.
Using foreign sourced components leaves you vulnerable during war and disruptions in shipping.
If they use local foods they subsidize industries at home, are independent from others and those factories are proven to be capable of much higher production during war time.

[Anonymous No.18296148]

>>18281531
I hear Russia has all you can eat bussy so obviously them

[Anonymous No.18297855]

>>18296037
Stevechama???

[Anonymous No.18297861]

>>18296148
he cute

[Anonymous No.18297941]

>>18284611
>pine buds and a raw bird
Jesus tap dancing christ.

[Anonymous No.18298186]

North Korea

[Anonymous No.18298231]

>>18296148
Stalin was right.

[Anonymous No.18298283]

>>18298186
based fellow saggy tits mutt enjoyer

[Anonymous No.18298349]

>>18296148
God, imagine being a troon in Russian infantry
Maybe he's crossdressing to get out of conscription on mental illness

[Anonymous No.18298499]

>>18298186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjuWNaUBCCY
Package full of loose rice
Hand-drawn labels on the packages
Writing on the packages of how the beloved leader thinks is safe to eat :)

[Anonymous No.18298507]

>>18298349
Did they send him to a Chechen Batallion ?

[Anonymous No.18298570]

>>18298283
>iwn plunge my dick in that tit window
Life is cruel.