Cooking tools thread

[Anonymous No.18279444]

I just bought this guy. I hope it can cut fries well

[Anonymous No.18279460]

>>18279444
You're going to slice your finger/s

[Anonymous No.18279462]

>>18279460
I got gloves which I'll be double lining

[Anonymous No.18279463]

youre gonna fuck up. rip finger tips

[Anonymous No.18279465]

>>18279444
I hope you like the taste of your own blood.

[Anonymous No.18279466]

>>18279444
did you get the handle you can stick on the other end of what you're cutting or are you going to have finger tips for dinner

[Anonymous No.18279472]

>>18279465
You like the sight of your own blood?

[Anonymous No.18279473]

>>18279466
pic rel

[Anonymous No.18279515]

>>18279444
Damn, what a bunch of austists
Was hoping to chat about fun kitchen tools

[Anonymous No.18279525]

>>18279515
One kitchen tool you might find useful is a set of five band-aids.

[Anonymous No.18279527]

>>18279444

This guy juices so good

[Anonymous No.18279532]

I don't know wtf this is but it looks decent

[Anonymous No.18279536]

>>18279444
these are notorious for slicing off cooklet fingers.
but you should be safe seeing as you arent a cooklet.. right?

[Anonymous No.18279541]

>>18279536
If you weren't such a retard you'd have read the thread

[Anonymous No.18279547]

>>18279532
Carrot circumciser. Guaranteed kosher or your money back!

[Anonymous No.18279558]

My personal favorite cooking tool

[Anonymous No.18279561]

>>18279444
I really want to get a stand mixer bros

[Anonymous No.18279568]

>>18279561
Why this over a kitchenaid? Theyre the gold standard arent they?

[Anonymous No.18279582]

>>18279568
Theyre both good. This brand is a lot more affordable for me and im fine with not having the prettt, iconic stand mixer everyone loves to have

[Anonymous No.18279607]

>>18279444
I bought a chinese mandoline and it works pretty well but I kinda want to return it and get one of these guys

[Anonymous No.18279618]

>>18279607
Yea fair enough. I got the berniner because it seems like it'll be long lasting as far as the sharpness of the blade goes. Might as well get soemthing thatll last and I plan on using mine for salads every day

[Anonymous No.18279650]

>>18279618
Yeah exactly. I have heard mixed reviews that the julienne blades dont work great so im a little concerned because i want to make fries occasionally but i guess its not the end of the world if it sucks

[Anonymous No.18279681]

>>18279527
Never much saw the point of these. I can squeeze a lemon or lime or orange pretty quickly and thoroughly without any juicer.

>>18279532
I use a Y-peeler-lookin' shredder thing to do pretty much the same thing. Works a treat.

[Anonymous No.18279686]

>>18279681
Its fast and effecient and juicers better than I can by hand

Try a good one out some time

[Anonymous No.18279728]

>>18279568
Kitchenaid have been shit for over twenty years when they switched to plastic internals.

[Anonymous No.18279731]

>>18279444
thats not what its for anon...

[Anonymous No.18279737]

>>18279728
What do you think is good then? I dont know much about internal parts, just that the motors arent very powerful

[Anonymous No.18279799]

>>18279686
>Try a good one out some time
I think I will if I get the opportunity. I'm still highly skeptical it'll be a vast improvement over what I do by hand. What's the brand you use?

[Anonymous No.18279809]

>>18279799
Chefn freshforce is the one i got and the one thats been highly recommended from the research ive done online

[Anonymous No.18279957]

>>18279582
The kitchen aid has more frontal attachments. I use mines meat grinder all the time. Make loose sausage by throwing spices in and passing twice.

[Anonymous No.18279970]

cool thread. What’s a kitchen tool you like that’s hard to find, and in good quality too? picrel is underrated

[Anonymous No.18279996]

>>18279809
Thanks. It's unlikely I'll order one online but if I happen to see one in the shops, I'll buy it and give it a go. If it lives up to the hype, I'll keep it. I hate returning things I buy online.

[Anonymous No.18280006]

Kenji meme'd me into buying an overpriced stick. I still like using it but for $20? I feel pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.18280010]

>>18279568
My parents found a good Kitchen Aid mixer at a garage sale almost 20 years ago for cheap that still runs great. You should check around this weekend and see if you can do the same.

[Anonymous No.18280072]

>>18280010
It's fun finding those deals, but you burn many visits to garage sales and goodwill before coming across each one. You can't expect to ever find a Kitchen Aid like that without living the second hand consoomer lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.18280175]

>>18280006
What the fuck is that? Did you just fucking pay 20 USD for a wooden spatula?

[Anonymous No.18280648]

>>18279460
this & they cut to thin you need a real mandoline

[Anonymous No.18280732]

>>18279532
I can cut zucchinis the same way on a mandoline with a julienne attachment, but I haven't tried doing the same with carrots. I feel like for harder vegetables, the twist thing may work better.

[Anonymous No.18281027]

Kind of cringe but I got one of these.

[Anonymous No.18281040]

>>18279558
lol a woman can cook better than you? hilarious

[Anonymous No.18281067]

>>18279473

i cant tell if it works with both US and yuro sockets or not

[Anonymous No.18281092]

>>18279561
theyre untagged at walmart. Just code swap with a box of crayons and go to self checkout. Enjoy your $3 standmixer :)

[Anonymous No.18281200]

Only tools i need are my hands and my cock

[Anonymous No.18281224]

>>18280648
a real mandoline? Benriner is pretty much the industry standard.

[Anonymous No.18281237]

>>18281200
I also need your hands and your cock.

[Anonymous No.18281309]

>>18279681
>I can squeeze a lemon or lime or orange pretty quickly and thoroughly without any juicer.
You need one for making margaritas anyway.

[Anonymous No.18281318]

>>18280006
It's so hideous, too.

[Anonymous No.18281338]

>>18280006
Based memed bro.
I have the shorter fatter one and it is ok but nothing amazing. The hard wood is apparently hard to work with but yeah it is just a stick.

[Anonymous No.18281354]

not sexy at all, but an NSF rated steel shelf, pic related.
I got a Ninja Foodi nonstick pan and cutting board a few days ago too. I hate the Ninja brand, but their premium non-stick pan seems to be the best reviewed teflon pan out now, and it was on "sale"($40cnd)

[Anonymous No.18281730]

I just melted my metal spatula's handle by leaving it a foot from a partially exposed burner. I need a new spatula which won't bitch out and melt or combust when exposed to mild heat. It preferably should also not give me third degree burns if I pick it up while it's spent 0.01 nanoseconds in indirect sunlight.

I assume a wooden handle is best, as long as it smoulders instead of spontaneously combusting. Am I correct in this assessment?

[Anonymous No.18281784]

>>18279527
Is it better than the spinny juicer?

[Anonymous No.18282075]

>>18280006
Now you can tell people that the biggest boner you ever pulled was kitchen wood.

[Anonymous No.18282077]

>>18279462
They will not save you. RIP fingertips.

[Anonymous No.18282286]

>>18279444
I don't suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome, but I am autistic so I use one of these for cutting onions and ginger

[Anonymous No.18282788]

>>18281224
Probably meant a big one like this (I have one), in France we call the Benriner-style ones “Japanese mandoline”.

[Anonymous No.18282871]

How the fuck do you eve use a combo mandoline with the blades that pop up. Every time I tried to julienne I made a big mess instead.