/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18269079]

How mad are you that you don't have a steak egg and cheese bagel right now?

[Anonymous No.18269085]

>>18269079
I don't eat goyslop

[Anonymous No.18269225]

>>18269079
>his meal isnt 90% plants

[Anonymous No.18269272]

>>18269079
>McDick's
post man-tits

[Anonymous No.18269278]

>>18269079
>gaygel

[Anonymous No.18269291]

>>18269079
My anger has built to a point where I have decided to repeat the attacks of 9-11.
This is where the three letter agencies all fail... they could have prevented this, for the low low price of $1.99.
Instead, thousands will die. But, this was a conscious choice on their part, and everyone will have to accept that things happen for a reason. They would rather knee-jerk react to brutal terrorism than prevent it.
You voted for this.

[Anonymous No.18270595]

>>18269079
i'm not because envy does not exist within me.

[Anonymous No.18270606]

>>18269079
First, prove that this is a current photo.

[Anonymous No.18270693]

>>18270606
it's fucking amazing that mcdonalds owners can decide if they want to carry McDs best breakfast sandwich. they have them near me and I wish I had one right now.

[Anonymous No.18270701]

>>18269079
what’s a steak egg?

[Anonymous No.18270773]

>>18270606
I took it last month and made a thread about it then. Just had two this morning.

[Anonymous No.18270786]

>>18270773
Well, all this proves is that the item is available near you. I'm afraid you'll need to include a timestamp next time you eat one of these.

[Anonymous No.18271228]

>>18270773
>took it last month
I did too but mine only had one piece of cheese.
I made the mistake of asking for extra breakfast sauce and they sauced the top and bottom bagel. which made for a mess, every bite shit was sliding and coming out of the sandwich.
but god damn it was good

[Anonymous No.18272104]

>>18270773
>Just had two this morning.
Fat fuck

[Anonymous No.18272118]

>>18272104
Aw do you feel better about yourself yet?

[Anonymous No.18272296]

Steak and bagels are probably the two most disgusting things on the entire McDonald's menu.

[Anonymous No.18272731]

>>18272296
I take it you've never had one.

[Anonymous No.18272738]

>>18270773
>6 dollars
Fastgoyfood was a mistake. Lose weight

[Anonymous No.18272750]

>>18272731
Have you ever had a real bagel?

[Anonymous No.18272780]

This is the only thing I like at McDonald's, I hope it's near me.

[Anonymous No.18272918]

>>18272750
Many times. In the same way I can appreciate a shitty McDonald's burger while still loving an actual burger, the same is true for every other food. As it happens I can't even get a real bagel out here in the Midwest without driving an hour.

[Anonymous No.18272929]

>>18272918
>the same is true for every other food
No, it isn't. A fast food burger and a real burger are two different things, just like Taco Bell and tacos from a taqueria are two different things. A McDonalds bagel is still trying to be a bagel; it's just a really, really shitty bagel. I don't see how you could argue otherwise. It looks like a bagel, it's the size of a bagel, it's made from typical bagel ingredients, and yet eating it is like chewing on cardboard. The real version/shitty guilty pleasure fast food version dichotomy absolutely does not apply in this case.

[Anonymous No.18273008]

I'm leery about the "steak" I mean what the fuck is it really.
Bagel and eggs with cheese I could do, no mystery meat for me, not a vegan fag either.

[Anonymous No.18273019]

>>18269079
I used to get these all the time when I flew to Michigan for work. But now I no longer fly to Michigan, and New York City where I live does not have this item. At least not at any of the locations near me

[Anonymous No.18273601]

>>18269079
used to eat the bacon version of this every fucking morning
really miss them since covid killed them off
i hear they're testing bringing them back in ohio for a "limited time"

[Anonymous No.18273905]

didn’t have any meat rn but inspired me to make one at 2:45am. Cheers OP

[Anonymous No.18273909]

>>18273905
>he doesnt keep some emergency spam or corned beef in the pantry
breh

[Anonymous No.18273910]

>>18273905

[Anonymous No.18273916]

Not mad at all. I can make a fake egg and grease bagel on my next shift.

[Anonymous No.18273929]

>>18269079
i was mad for a year and a half
now i'm just tired because i couldn't afford it even if it does come back

[Anonymous No.18274410]

>>18273601
I don't know where you are in Ohio, but I've been getting them in Mercer County since early July.

[Anonymous No.18274421]

>steak egg n cheese bagel thread
>don't believe you
>non timestamped old pic
>they don't have them here
>well here in Ohio they do
>where at in Ohio?
Every. Single. Time.

[Anonymous No.18274467]

>>18274421
ohio gets all the good fastfood shit since we're disgusting pigs

[Anonymous No.18274472]

As a leaf, we never even had deez. A shame too cuz I liek dem

[Anonymous No.18274487]

>>18269079
did you drop it in dirt?

[Anonymous No.18274507]

>>18274421
The next time I get one I will make a thread with a timestamp special for you, pal.

[Anonymous No.18274965]

>>18273019
That keyboard is straight from 1992. I feel uncomfortable just looking at it.

[Anonymous No.18275299]

>>18274965
Likely influenced by the IBM Model M. That's my keyboard, it's 5 years older than me and I'm 29.
Could be am official variant but I've never seen one exactly like that.

[Anonymous No.18275559]

>>18275299
Feels great to type on one. I see so many at yard sales.

[Anonymous No.18275575]

>>18269079
Only slightly because I have a cheeseburger right now. Would be more so if I didn't have it either.
*takes last bite*
okay now im upset where's my bagel

[Anonymous No.18275711]

Not at all as I don't like steak, egg and cheese bagels. I don't much care for bagel sandwiches to begin with never mind what's in them.

[Anonymous No.18275802]

I'm in bed so not that jealous, good night anons!

[Anonymous No.18275804]

>>18269079
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18275870]

Tell me something, can you people who eat this crap tell the difference between normal food and this chemical laden trash?
Or does it all just taste the same to you?

[Anonymous No.18275896]

>*takes last bite*

[Anonymous No.18276345]

This is how you do it
>steak egg and cheese bagel
>don't open in my car but if yours is trashed go ahead
>peel off top protective wrapping
>set aside as a plate
>remove top bagel
>eat just the egg by itself with maybe some cheese or a little onion stuck to it
>add a stupid hot sauce that makes you cry to the steak
>add top bagel half back
>eat and hurt but you can't stop because it's so good and greasy
There's something about mcdonalds cheese where it doesn't have flavor, it's just a weird texture layer. The garlic sauce is good in small amounts, and I don't think they put it on anything else, but one time I asked for extra and i reeked for two days after showers.

[Anonymous No.18276355]

What in the fuck is with this board and fast food?

[Anonymous No.18276376]

>>18276355
This isn't fast food. It's dignornio.

[Anonymous No.18276383]

>>18272929
I like it better than the biscuit or especially the mcmuffin

[Anonymous No.18276398]

>>18272929
>cardboard
i've yet in my life to taste something that's "like cardboard" except for literal cardboard. it's such a common comparison it's lost all meaning.
their bagels are fine, they're the lender's brand of bagels you find in the cold section at a store except better because they grill them in butter instead of plain in a toaster

[Anonymous No.18276403]

I forgot about the steak bagel until you said something.
God damn.
Fuck yoooooooou.

[Anonymous No.18276427]

>>18269079
Kinda mad desu
I only eat breakfast that can be served on a toasted bagel

[Anonymous No.18276436]

>>18276355
>work in kitchens for 15 years
>still prefer fast food over my own cooking
Problem?

[Anonymous No.18276437]

>>18269079
ngl i'm pretty fucking mad

[Anonymous No.18277357]

What does Mcdonalds consider "steak" lil leery.

[Anonymous No.18277368]

>>18269079
the polish invented bagels not dumb jews

[Anonymous No.18277393]

>>18277368
>pollacks
>inventing
>calling anyone else dumb
This may come as a shock to you, but even IF the bagel were invented IN Poland, dollars to donuts, it was invented BY Jews who happened to be living there at the time.

[Anonymous No.18277417]

>>18277357
I heard Steak'ums
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ap58ECzPxXg?feature=share

[Anonymous No.18277663]

>>18274965
what a faggoty woman thing to post.

[Anonymous No.18278227]

>>18274421
>>18274507

[Anonymous No.18278407]

>>18278227
based.
next time sub the folded egg for scrambled eggs.

[Anonymous No.18278509]

>>18269079
>bagel
A bagel is too much bread for a sammich, IMHO.
It's hard to bite through, and I don't want a sandwich that's mostly bread.

[Anonymous No.18278523]

>>18272929
>Taco Bell and tacos from a taqueria
The last time I ate Mexican, I had taqueria for a whole week. I practically lived in the shitter.

[Anonymous No.18278528]

>>18278509
are you pre or post op?

[Anonymous No.18278533]

>>18270773
>SIX fucking dollars for this
>probably USD too and not some meme currency like CAD or AUD
Jesus fuck

[Anonymous No.18278570]

>>18278528
pre-op
That way I can still fuck your Mom in the ass.

[Anonymous No.18279170]

>>18278533
Yeah, these got hit pretty bad. Used to get them around four bucks five years ago.

[Anonymous No.18279580]

>>18278533
“Meme currency”? What you listed are two long established fiat currencies. Surely you mean something more like cryptocurrency.

[Anonymous No.18279747]

>>18278528
you know if you fucking losers spent as much time on literally anything else in your life as much as you spend obsessing about trannies you'd all probably be confident and successful men in your day to day.

[Anonymous No.18279789]

>>18279580
1 USD is like 2 CAD and 3 AUD.
If it's $6 USD that same bagel sandwich would be like $15 CAD, and $20 AUD.

[Anonymous No.18279806]

>>18279789
Fine, but what does that have to do with a currency being "meme"?

[Anonymous No.18279839]

>>18279806
How do you fail to see the issue? AUD is going the way of the Reichsmark, you'll need an entire suitcase to buy a loaf of bread soon.

[Anonymous No.18279847]

>>18279839
First, I don't believe that's true, and second, you haven't explained how that the connects to the "meme" concept.

[Anonymous No.18279873]

>>18279847
Weak currencies are a joke
Memes are jokes
∴ weak currencies are a meme

[Anonymous No.18279888]

>>18279873
A meme isn't just a joke, though. A meme is something that's made a joke through widespread imitation, especially on the internet.

[Anonymous No.18281165]

>>18279789
>1 USD is like 2 CAD and 3 AUD.
1 USD is like 1.30 CAD or 1.44 AUD
FTFY
It's like you never heard of Google.

[Anonymous No.18281693]

>>18269079
I got yelled at my boss and binge ate cake

[Anonymous No.18283182]

>>18281693
Why?

[Anonymous No.18283889]

>boasting about goyslop

/ck/ has always been so shit. People posting their fast food goyslops all over the place. Learn to cook faggots or eat something good not that mushy disgusting shit.

[Anonymous No.18283976]

>>18281165
same thing

[Anonymous No.18283994]

>>18283889
Keep crying, fagfucker tranny.

[Anonymous No.18283995]

>>18270773
>1280 cal

[Anonymous No.18285024]

>>18283995
>manlet

[Anonymous No.18286470]

>>18283976
> I cannot into math.

[Anonymous No.18286472]

>>18285024
Not him but...
Only women are supposed to be fat.

[Anonymous No.18286524]

>>18286472
Children must consent.

[Anonymous No.18286564]

>>18286524
pedo

[Anonymous No.18286614]

>>18286564
Anti.

[Anonymous No.18288132]

>>18281693
wat

[Anonymous No.18288808]

>>18272118
Bro you’re fat because you eat food. Stop eating you obese fucking loser. Be like the starving Europeans.

[Anonymous No.18288833]

>>18274410
Just want to tell you FUCK CELINA and also FUCK that intersection on 33. Hate driving by there on my way to 65 from Fort Wayne.

[Anonymous No.18288837]

>>18274467
Ohio gets all the good stuff because you’re the 6th largest state in the union.

[Anonymous No.18288842]

>>18275870
Your problem is that you’ll never see it as food and you don’t see who eats it as people so it doesn’t matter what the response is. You’re going to be an elitist faggot because you don’t eat food from McDonald’s. Congrats on making a decision as an adult, we’re all very proud of your self control.

[Anonymous No.18289015]

>>18288833
>Fort Wayne
Based. Have some Powers for me.

[Anonymous No.18289029]

>>18269079
Goyslop shill is at it again huh? Post wrist fatty

[Anonymous No.18290695]

Name a better fast food breakfast sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18290741]

>>18269079
fucking furious

[Anonymous No.18291496]

>>18269079
I appreciate the humor to take a bagel and then add meat and cheese.

[Anonymous No.18292118]

>>18291496
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.18293401]

>>18288842
People really do turn their noses up at fast food. As if anybody ever claimed it was haute cuisine.

[Anonymous No.18293403]

>>18292118
you wouldn't

[Anonymous No.18293527]

>>18273019
Holy shit I have that same keyboard. Keytronic right?

[Anonymous No.18293536]

They never got rid of this or the breakfast burritos at my local store.

[Anonymous No.18294879]

>>18293536
I assume they're no longer $1.

[Anonymous No.18294891]

>>18279873
1 Kuwaiti dinar is like 3 American dollars Anon, is Kuwait the only non-meme country?

[Anonymous No.18296674]

I wish I had one right now, bros.