Why did no one tell me?

[Anonymous No.18268935]

Banana + Water smoothie is fucking delicious, filling and low calorie!

[Anonymous No.18268940]

>>18268935
Yo bro if you blend water and a banana together and your cram it you'll get ass cancer and die.

[Anonymous No.18268963]

So the water has been in the blender for almost 10 minutes now and it hasn't even begun to look like a smoothie. In fact it feels slightly warm to the touch. How long is this supposed to take? If my water smoothie doesn't turn out soon I might just eat the banana by itself.

[Anonymous No.18268986]

>>18268940
low effort.
>>18268963
Stop trolling.

[Anonymous No.18268993]

>>18268986
You sound like my sister when I get done fucking her

[Anonymous No.18268999]

Bananas are not low calorie, they have a lot of sugar

[Anonymous No.18269001]

>>18268935
>water
You mean *milk....I hope?

[Anonymous No.18269057]

>>18268999
135 calories for a large banana.
>>18269001
nope. I meant water, it was delicious. Seriously, try it.

[Anonymous No.18269164]

>>18269057
Not even ice?

[Anonymous No.18269241]

>banana water

[Anonymous No.18269387]

>>18269164
Yeah you could add ice if you want
>>18269241
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18269427]

>>18269387
>yes

[Anonymous No.18269462]

>>18268935
why would i want diluted banana, when i could eat it without the water and actually enjoy the banana?

[Anonymous No.18269468]

>>18268935
I wouldn't know. I just always use whole milk, banana, and sometimes walnuts.

[Anonymous No.18269482]

>>18269468
>>18269462
>>18269427
Try it before you knock it.

[Anonymous No.18269498]

>>18269482
>try banana water

[Anonymous No.18269503]

>>18268935
bananas are radioactive

[Anonymous No.18269566]

>>18269498
Stop. Posting. Cats.

[Anonymous No.18269909]

I would try it with apple or burro bananas but (((cavendish))) varieties are absolute lab-made trash loaded with starch

[Anonymous No.18270157]

>>18268935
Do this daily for fatty liver disease in a few short months

[Anonymous No.18270484]

>>18268935
It's better if you use homo milk, and spice it up with ginger powder. Or use yogurt and milk.

[Anonymous No.18270492]

>>18269566

[Anonymous No.18270592]

>>18269503
>bananas are radioactive
prove it. my phone is probably worse.

[Anonymous No.18270646]

>>18268935
Congratulations you have discovered baby food

[Anonymous No.18270707]

>>18268935
>filling
that’s only a positive quality to fat fucks who can’t control themselves

[Anonymous No.18270720]

>>18270707
>I, the master of self control, have never once enjoyed a meal. This makes me better than you

[Anonymous No.18271100]

>>18270720
you're trying to say something here, but i'm not sure what it is.

[Anonymous No.18271118]

>>18270720
I mean yeah, if you're a fat bastard who can't stop eating because you like it too much you're objectively inferior to people who can

[Anonymous No.18271396]

>>18270720
you can enjoy food without eating until you're sick. it's possible to enjoy a meal and then wait an appropriate length of time before enjoying another meal. if you're smart, there are ways to eat the foods you like without seriously damaging your body.
do you understand? have i made myself clear?

[Anonymous No.18271405]

Make banana milk instead

2x banannan
milk
honey
cocoa powder (optional)

perfect for a lazy weekend breakfast drink