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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
Why did he do it?
Also general food disaster thread.

>> No.18268169

There's literally a 24/7 webm containment thread for shit like this, and this video was made into a webm before /ck/ even supported the format.

>> No.18268173

>>18268169
What are you, the fuckin thread police? Shut your pie hole.

>> No.18268195

>>18268153
he did it because it's a cheap shitty "pizzeria", simple

>> No.18268211

>>18268153
The best part is how weirdly confident he is about everything. He is proud of this garbage cooked vomit.

>> No.18268222

>>18268153
He’s Brazilian

>> No.18268279

Where's that one of the retard making a canoe's worth of spaghetti in the middle of the kitchen counter?

>> No.18268295

>>18268153
because he is based
self-awareness is a low T beta trait

>> No.18268474

>The paint scraper
lost

>> No.18268687

>>18268153
Yes one of your finest trash fired pizzas

>> No.18269043

The crust actually looks pretty good. But damn, Brazilians sure do love a whole pile of slop on top of their pizzas.

>> No.18269047

>>18268153
The heat of the burning trash cooks the pizza

>> No.18269053

>tries to spin pizza
>rips dough
>hastily tries to patch it like he didn't

>> No.18269059

does anyone have the one where some woman makes pasta and dumps like a bag of chips all over it with some sauces? she keeps going back and forth to sauces

>> No.18269064

It looks good though?

>> No.18269126
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>> No.18269163

>>18269126
BRs have the most bizarre food culture I've ever seen.
My favorite is that one pizza with a fucking tire in the middle of it.

>> No.18269175

>>18268153
He's a BR. Just look at that "kitchen". Do you think anything good is gonna come out of there.

>> No.18269183

>>18269175
>>18268153
Is Brazil just a mirror of India?

>> No.18269191

>>18268153
>that pathetic dribble of sauce
What the hell was that?

>> No.18269196

>>18269183
Kinda but instead of shitting on the street they murder people because somehow they can afford guns.

>> No.18269339

Three fuckin' olives

>> No.18269359

>>18269339
It's like a final fuck you. This is garbage anyways.

>> No.18269370

The paint scraper assault looked like he'd realized what an abomination he'd created and frantically tried to kill it.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=hmTHQXmdlO0

>> No.18269373

>>18269339
I’m more partial to two olives myself, I find three to be a tad too much.

>> No.18269810

>>18268153
wtf is that sloppy shit he piles on it after the splash of tomato sauce?

>> No.18269816
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>>18269371
>That's it, I'm outta here.

>> No.18269950

The absolute void of self-awareness required to make this video is what makes it funny.

>> No.18269961

Nobody posted more clips of similar videos :(

>> No.18270009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgRlfgV0h9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugIDfvUpcwY

>> No.18270018

>>18269961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qgtLMxa5w

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>>18268153

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>> No.18270164

>>18270036
hahahaha

>> No.18270184

>>18268153
how much would this cost and what's the average day's wages over there?

>> No.18270189

>>18270184
The answer to both is "too much"

>> No.18270212

>>18268153
That's "La Atrocidad", a hallmark of brazilian """cuisine"""

>> No.18270224
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>>18270212
>>18270212
>a hallmark of brazilian """cuisine"""
Do you have space for dessert, gringo arrombado?

>> No.18270227

>>18270184
Not much.

>> No.18270229

>>18270224
Why?

>> No.18270243

>>18268222
>>18269043
>>18269183
>>18270212
You all talk shit about Brazil, but our cuisine powers peak physical performance.
Remember when we hosted the Olympics, and all of the world's top athletes were here? Not even THEY, the "elite", could compete against our kidnapping/ransom squads. Oh what, you can run the 40-yard dash so fast and get a shiny medal, but you can't outrun a few 12yo favela boys without shoes with homemade guns fashioned from stolen pipes? Get in the van, paneleiro, and just hope that whatever country you're from has Western Union.

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>>18270036

Why'd he do it bros? The chicken or whatever looked already cooked before put the can over it and lit a fire all over it.

>> No.18270249

>>18270243
Lol. Fucking based

>> No.18270756

>>18270243
I kneel

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>>18270243

>> No.18270791

>>18268153
How does he get out?

>> No.18270897

>>18270791
He has to feed the entire favela

>> No.18270925

>>18270791
There's a secret exit through the garbage pit

>> No.18270928

>>18270062
>no shells
do people really need to be told that

>> No.18270969

>>18270928
NO SHELLS!

>> No.18271098

>>18270928
No. Shells.

>> No.18271221

>>18270009
>>18270018
>>18270036
>>18270062
Do americans really?

>> No.18271246

>>18270036
top kek

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>>18268153
I love mestre de pizza so much. Every time I watch it I notice another thing wrong. I still don't know what that weird orangish sauce is supposed to be.

>> No.18271683

>>18271647
>How do you want your pizza
>Boisterous

>> No.18271730

>>18269126
>>18269163
Every single picture you'll see of some retarded flavor of pizza, comes from the same specific pizzeria that's known for its ridiculous, exagerated flavors that no one actually eats, they just take pictures for social media.
The most popular flavors here are muzzarela, sausage, four chese, margeritha, ham, turkey, bacon etc. Basicaly just tomato sauce, dough, cheese and some type of meat. pretty regular stuff, with tuna and shrimp being some of the craziest ones.
There are a fuckton of pizza places here, but we don't have many chains, like in the us, it's 95% indenpendently owned, so you'll find some crazy restaurants, since they're all different, but most of them are pretty normal.
One thing we do love is catuiry, which is basicaly a creamy cheese product that tastes sort of like a bland cream cheese.

>> No.18271841

>>18270928
None.

>> No.18271954

>>18269126
Oh, man. I remember the general thread about food spots found on google maps filled with tons of this type pizzas. Madlads placing a watermelon in the centre and all that. Proper sloppa pizza, i'd eat that over US deep dish ones.

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>>18269371
Why is there a can of pepsi? WHY IS THERE A CAN OF PEPSI?!

>> No.18272056

>>18270791
There's a small door at the back of the oven and they slide him out on a human sized oven peel.

>> No.18272388

>>18270928
NO

SHELLS

>> No.18272607

>>18268153
Some people like to treat pizzas like a big meal where you put everything in it.
Kinda like those hotdogs stuffed with 20 different toppings.

>> No.18272633

>>18268153
Ah the gourmet garbage baked pizza

>> No.18272663

>>18270062
Is this what kids are forced to consume these days?

>> No.18272778

>>18270062
a little prissy

>> No.18273523

>>18268153
He's weirdly proud of the vomit.

>> No.18273546

>>18272607
That's literally what those guappos were doing when they got off of Ellis Island, it took years before they finally realized that cheese and sauce is all you need.

>> No.18273548
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>>18271986
the americans actually tricked me into attempting to add coca cola and pepsi to different sort of food and i will never forgive them

death to the usa

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>>18270243

>> No.18273570

>>18268153
Post some more of this horrible fast food shit, I can never get enough of those webms.

>> No.18273647
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>> No.18273671

>>18270243
Based. Love from Poland.

>> No.18273672

>>18273647
For what purpose?

>> No.18273685

What is the WORST attempt at a meal you've ever seen?

>> No.18273692

>>18273647
>>18270791

>> No.18273708

>>18273685
Most videos on Kay's channel.

>> No.18273715

>>18273685
That one fast food thing where they dump loads of tortilla chips in a tray, then just start piling on slop after slop and sauce after sauce for like three minutes straight.

>> No.18273838

>>18273647
Needs a dirty old tyre.

>> No.18274281

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmTT56VmkDc

>> No.18274740

>>18273685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIVUp1o34V0

>> No.18274773

>>18273647
How does he get out?

>> No.18274939
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>>18271730
>UMMMM AKSHUALLY
nobody cares

>> No.18274967

>>18268153
What the fuck is that creature? Is it an indian?
A murlock?

>> No.18274968

>>18269053
Pizza dough rips sometimes. Especially as the dough becomes a few days older. It’s an easy fix.

t. I’ve made thousands of pizzas in a commercial kitchen.

>> No.18274974

>>18269371
Look at all the premade shit they're using in it.
Pure flyover cuisine. I know this is technically cooking, but does it really count if you used all this canned and boxed premade crap as crutches for making it with?

>> No.18274983

>>18274773
He has to eat his way out.

>> No.18274986

>>18274968
It especially rips when you fuck up trying to spin it "stylishly".

>> No.18274992

>>18268153
not gunna lie, i'd sneed it

>> No.18274994

>>18268195
But in terms of ingredients and work spent on that pizza he did more than your usual "craft" pizzaiolo, though.

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>>18269163
This might as well be my cue to dump my Brazilian pizza pics.

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>>18275002

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>>18275009

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>>18275013

>> No.18275017

>>18271221
Guy that burns the chicken in that bonfire is an Australian if I recall correctly.

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>>18275016

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>>18275020

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>>18275022

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>>18275025

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>>18275028

>> No.18275034

>>18275002
>>18275009
Oh shit those onions look pretty good

>> No.18275037
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>>18270243
oh shit that's a good post

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>>18275033
and done

>>18275034
Yeah, they look like pretty good pizzas.

>> No.18275045

>>18270062
There's nothing disaster about this. It's cooking for kids/young girls. Of course you don't like it as a likely adult male.

>> No.18275053

>>18273647
yo this was such a divine creation that jesus is putting crosses up all over the room

>> No.18275059

>>18268153
Does it have that cardboard flavor?

>> No.18275062

>>18273685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM8ejkJuxxs

>> No.18275114

>>18274967
a atrocidade das américas

>> No.18275124

>>18275033
What kind of cheese do they use? It always looks so horrible.

>> No.18275128

>>18275059
The trash flavors the pizza.

>> No.18275142

>>18275062
oh no

>> No.18275190

>>18275062
I still can't tell if videos were skits or if he did them seriously.

>> No.18275212

>>18275190
You can't fake that level of chaos. The madness has a method to it. It's as authentic as it comes.

>> No.18275244

>>18274740
Do Europeans really?

>> No.18275258

>>18271324
Imagine taking a cup of those to the cinema.

>> No.18275265

>>18273685
Gordong's Frito pie

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>> No.18275284

>>18275244
Finns barely count as European.

>> No.18275289

>>18275009
thumbnail looks like a face

>> No.18275296

I never understood why people shit on other people making due in abject poverty. I don't think they can really comprehend just how poor these places are.

>> No.18275310

>>18274974
that's jack scalfani you fucking tard

>> No.18275340

>>18275296
they should not eat slop

>> No.18275362

>>18275296
"Making do" dumbass

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>>18273647
>Stands and stares at you while you wait waiting for freedom
>My face when I didn't eat enough for him to get out and he will be trapped there

>> No.18275507

>>18271324
I don't like baked beans.

>> No.18275533

>>18275002
do i get to bring the wheel home?

>> No.18275580

>>18270243
7-1

>> No.18275734

>>18270062
BARNEYFAG

>> No.18275785

>>18275362
"Making dew" retard

>> No.18275793

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wlZd9YSuDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jlpdh8kJas

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>>18270243
Kek 10/10 post

>> No.18275811

>>18269371
It’s funny how you can age Ja/ck/ videos by his gimpy T-Rex arm

>> No.18275892

>>18275062
>it’s just a flashlight
>eyes the trash strewn floor
>chucks it in
Gets me every time

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>>18270062
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.

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>>18275002
new tires haves the strongest smell to them that would overpower everybody at the table, one of the few automotive smell i don't care for
Pro tip: if you want proper new car smell buy a tube of weather strip adhesive and glue something in your car because that is where that smell comes from

>> No.18276691

>>18271221
live rent free in your head? always

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>>18275028
the heat of the pizza cooks the vodka and your throat.

y'all to afraid to show any of your own cooking fuckups like everything you ever cook came out perfect

>> No.18276714

>>18273685
Prison, followed closely by the army.

>> No.18276745

>>18276133
>>18275734
Holy fuck, based, I miss /qa/ so much bros

>> No.18276767

>>18276674
I like the intense smell of new tires. It's oddly calming.

>> No.18276829

>>18276767
I like the smell of petrol going in the car, too, but I it doesn't mean I want it coming off my pizza.

>> No.18276870

>>18268153
does anyone know what he's putting on that "pizza"?

>> No.18276895

>>18276870
apparently the white stuff from the bag is catupiry, which is like cream cheese.

so he basically put a shit ton of cream cheese and chicken and corn on dough. i'd try it at least, but i think i'd feel nauseous after a few bites

>> No.18276902

>>18276895
then again he uses garbage for his pizza oven so i may pass

>> No.18276956

>>18276767
to each his own
>>18276829
i like the smell of gas also, burnt rubber and Nitrous Oxide make a nice sweet cherry like smell at the drag strip
but yea i don't want it on my pizza

>> No.18277313

A fucking paint scraper.

>> No.18277370

>oven is just a hole in the wall
>filled with burning garbage

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>>18277313
Is it bad I use a brand new one in place of a dough scraper?

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>>18271324
imagine getting one of these in a kinoplex

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>>18270243

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>>18277375
no its fine, plastic or metal?i made tongs out of a wire coat hanger

>> No.18277600 [DELETED] 

>>18270243
Ok, ok, you made your point, não mais

>> No.18277602

>>18271730
>exagerated flavors that no one actually eats,
So these wasteful willy's actually throw away the food afterward?> When there are starving children in Africa, that wouldn't get fed anyway because Unicef is full of corrupt morons?!

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>>18270243
Ok, ok, you made your point, não mais

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>>18270243
LMFAO

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>> No.18277777

BR BR BR

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>>18277777
Impressive.

>> No.18277979

>>18271324
I'd eat that. Not even british.

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>>18277777
Worthy get

>> No.18278958

>>18273647
STANDING HERE

>> No.18279091

>>18273647
No really, how the fuck does he get out? How did he get in? Did they build the pizza around him?

>> No.18279199

>>18268169
no, there is not :(

>> No.18280063

>>18270036
Chicken a la Auschwitz

>> No.18280097

>>18270036
fucking lol

>> No.18280533

Brazil reality bro didn't come back? Guy smacked us hard with the cold hand of reality and forgot about thread.

>> No.18280634

>>18280533
He was felled by the terrible takeaway pizza he consumed moments later.

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>>18273647

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>>18280765

>> No.18281672

>>18275296
poor enough to pour an entire can of creamed corn on a pizza? bite me, you baizuo worm

>> No.18281810

>>18281576
huhuhuh

>> No.18281868

>>18273647
>boss battle arena

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>>18273647
Help!