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18267373 No.18267373 [Reply] [Original]

>He doesn’t put onion powder in his burgers

>> No.18267378

>>18267373
Why do that when I can put diced onions in the ground

>> No.18267380

gonna make some burgers tonight with
>cucumber mayo
>lettuce
>tomato
>cheddar
fuck onions

>> No.18267382

He doesn't put paprika up his booty hole

>> No.18267393

>>18267373
You shouldn't put anything in your burgers. Salt and pepper goes on the exterior of the patty.

The second you put anything into your ground beef, you're making meatloaf.

>> No.18267396

>>18267393
>he's never had a juicy lucy
Lol. Retard.

>> No.18267397

>>18267396
>spelled it "juicy lucy"
Lol. Retard.

>> No.18267403

>>18267393
Most people at least put an egg yolk in the ground chuck around here.

>> No.18267406

>>18267403
Cool, you know what else gets an egg yolk?

You guessed it, meatloaf.

>> No.18267408

>>18267393
yep and I love it
One egg
Saltine cracker mashed up
one onion finely diced
hamburger
mix it all up make into patties and throw on the grill
so good.

>> No.18267410

>>18267393
Correct.
>>18267396
Extra cheese in the middle still doesn't mean you fuck with the burger itself.
>>18267403
Gross.

>> No.18267413

>>18267408
I also love mealtoaf! It's delicious.

>> No.18267414

>>18267406
Is a patty a loaf?
I usually mix some A1 into the beef.

>> No.18267425

sometimes I get crumbled blue cheese and put that in the middle of the hamburger patty when forming
then grill

>> No.18267427

>>18267393

I’m putting cum in yours next

>> No.18267432

>>18267425
Diced pickles are also good in there,

>> No.18267448

I like to smash my burger into onions. No need for powder.

>> No.18267451

>>18267414
A patty is a very small loaf.

>> No.18267452

>>18267451
Ever pinched a loaf?

>> No.18267461

>>18267452
Not for like 17 years. I had chronic diarrhea due to either ulcerative colitis or crohn's. That led to colon cancer, which led to a subtotal colectomy, and now I poop into a bag hanging off my abdomen.

Moral of the story is: if you poop funny, talk to a doctor right away, and if you put anything into your ground beef, you're making meatloaf and not a burger.

>> No.18267469

>>18267373
I feel bad for people that only get low quality beef that they have to adulterate to make edible.
Have you tried not being poor?

>> No.18267880

>he mixes anything into his ground beef
The second you do that it's a meatloaf patty, not a burger. Sorry.