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18265639 No.18265639 [Reply] [Original]

What can I getcha?

>> No.18265648

>>18265639
Hey, just noticed you’re the only one working tonight, thought I’d come in and sexually assault you.

>> No.18265666

>>18265639
Some Blueberry waffles, side of bacon and grits, hot black coffee and the possibility that I will not get shot eating this.

>> No.18265681

2 eggs up
Large hashbrown scattered smothered covered diced and peppered
1 biscuit
Side of sliced tomatoes
Side of pickles
Lemonade
Water

>> No.18265690

If you're a black waiter you can get me a single cup of coffee while I take a fat wet alcohol shit on the floor of the bathroom, or employee office if it's late and no one is guarding the kitchen door. Then you can take that coffee and shove it because I'm leaving without paying or buying anything.

>> No.18265693

>>18265690
Sir this is a bank

>> No.18265714

>>18265681
>no pecan waffle

Why even go to Waffle House then???

>> No.18265794

>>18265639
a kevlar vest please I'm finna need it

>> No.18265811 [DELETED] 

>>18265639
Can I get couple of a dead and punctured niggers, served in a pool of jews' gold inside a Cadillac DeVille?

>> No.18265859

>>18265639
Thanks Dollface but im just here for the hobo knife fight thats about to go down, heres a Fiver for your trouble though.

>> No.18265976

>>18265648
>Tell the cook I'd like a spitroast

>> No.18266030

I used to love their hash browns peppered but I decide I enjoy life too much to eat 6 tablespoons of soybean oil

>> No.18266050
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18266050

y'all niggers got any taylor ham?

>> No.18266055
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18266055

The All Star Special, please. Bacon. Coffee, extra sugar, extra creamer. Can my request that your top chef prepare my meal after he gets done smoking his meth out behind the dumpsters? After I'm done dining like a king, I leave an 8 dollar tip.

>> No.18266236

I like the yellow lighting, it's comfy and unassuming

>> No.18266640
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18266640

>>18265639
TEXAS BACON, EGG & CHEESE MELT+ Browns smotherd!!smother!!!
Make it quick barkeep!

>> No.18266778

>>18266055
I like you

>> No.18266788

>>18266050
no taylor ham but plenty of them at waffle house

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18266791

>>18265639
Ah yes, hello my lad.
I'll have ..a waffle please.

>> No.18266812

I'm doing great, thank you. I think I'll do a patty melt. No, no bacon, but I would like some extra pickles. And can I do some hashbrowns and an egg over medium. When you get a chance, can I get some more lemons for my water? Thanks, sweetheart.

>> No.18266817

>>18265639
For me? Just a water, no lemon.

>> No.18266820

>>18265639
>gunshot sounds

>> No.18266833
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18266833

>>18265639
The only place I've ever been where a bum walked in and collapsed having a seizure or heart attack in front of everyone. I refused to give him mouth-to-mouth and just told the girl working to call 911 and let him flop on the floor.

I got a free omelet for it.

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18267024

>>18265639
Love these threads. keep doing your thing, op.
I'll the biggest breakfast you got.

>> No.18267041

Texas Double Bacon Cheesesteak, extra pickles. Scattered, smothered, and chunked hash browns. Coke.

I always slide the cook a couple of bucks cash, in addition to the normal tip on the bill. Those folks work hard.

>> No.18267074

Steak and cheese melt, triple order of hasbrowns smothered and covered, side of bacon and whole wheat toast, one waffle, and finally some coffee with lots of cream.

>> No.18267107

Cheesesteak omelette with rye toast, triple hashbrown smothered and covered, side of country ham, black coffee, and a cherry Coke.

>> No.18267947
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18267947

>>18265639
I'll have one of the- OH WAIT you don't have it because you Yanks are cultureless twats.

>> No.18268025

>>18267947
>pip pip oy wot tip top cheerio old lad roight guvna
didn't read lol

>> No.18268571

>>18267947
>yeah, I'd like a large order of kidney stones with a side of hardened arteries, please. Oh, and can I also tack on an extra order of rectal cancer, too? Thanks!

>> No.18268744

>>18265693
Can I get uhhh

>> No.18268804

>>18265639
i'll have the chlamydia with a side of penicillin

>> No.18268839

>>18265648
>gets shot 30+2 times by the two line cooks CCing Hi-Points

>> No.18268840

>>18267947
are those pancakes or injera?

>> No.18269230

If this is viral marketing then it's clearly working. I haven't had Waffle House in a coon's age.

>> No.18269519

>>18267947
>bongs can't even do breakfast right

>> No.18269681

>>18269519
No cuppa no breakfast, innit?

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BISCUITS AND GRAVY
AND A LARGE HASHBROWNS, SMOTHERED, PEPPERED, AND CAPPED.
ALSO DON'T CALL THE COPS ON THE NIGGER FIGHTING OVER AN 1/8TH OF WEED IN THE PARKING LOT, I LIKE A SHOW WITH MY DINNER

>> No.18269727

glass of freshly squeezed milk

>> No.18271111

>>18266833
>joseph mccorkle