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18263695 No.18263695 [Reply] [Original]

Post you are unitasker

>> No.18263750

>>18263695
It's you're. You need to stop contributing to the internet if you can't differentiate between your and you're. Lurk more.

>> No.18263868

>>18263750
Your a fag

>> No.18263900
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>>18263868
/thread

>> No.18264717
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18264717

>literally only capable of cutting stuff

>> No.18264736

>>18264717
you can use the sharp end for cutting and the dull end for tenderizing or opening beer bottles


don't tell me you buy knives that can only cut anon, you dumbass

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>>18264736
you have bested me anon, I am humiliated.

>> No.18264744

>>18264717
>ikea
doubt its capable of anything

>> No.18264750

>>18264744
>being racist against swedish people

>> No.18264815
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18264815

Amazing for herbs that need cutting. Don't need to clean a cutting board and knife, and also way faster.

>> No.18264823

>>18263695
>geapefruittrick.avi

>> No.18264828

>>18264815
incredible amount of points of failure unless seriously high quality. good idea tho

>> No.18265018

>>18264828
>cutting herbs
>tool failing
bro you retarded?

>> No.18265034
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18265034

Does this count, or is it a multitasker because you can use different fruits? Because I love this guy
>>18263695
This thing looks like it feels good

>> No.18265042

>>18265018
I use some very sturdy herbs I'll have you know, Anon.

>> No.18265045
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>>18265034
You got a lemon squeeze, bud. You gotta have different ones for different citrus.

>> No.18265070
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18265070

i really like zucchini noodles

>> No.18265074

>>18265070
Does a plate of these fill you up as much as a plate of pasta?

>> No.18265077

>>18265074
no but i use them as a side cooked with a pan sauce.

>> No.18265101

>>18265018
Out of control Thai basil

>> No.18265179

>>18263868
based

>> No.18265875
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18265875

>mfw this thread

>> No.18265908

Dishwasher

>> No.18266213

>>18264750
>and why that’s a good thing!

>> No.18266232

>>18265908
>Not making dishwasher salmon
Ngmi

>> No.18266292

>>18265875
Lmao I was thinking the same thing

>> No.18266457

>>18264750
sw*des arent people

>> No.18266479

>>18265908
>washes all different kind of dishes
>an unitasker
roflmao

>> No.18266482

>>18266479
And I show her my appreciation for it every day

>> No.18266495
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18266495

>>18263868
btfo, spbp

Captcha: PR08VP

>> No.18266496

>>18266479
it would be “a unitasker” instead of “an”, esl-kun. Despite unitasker starting with a vowel, it’s pronounced “you-nee” so it’s treated like a consonant start.

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>>18263695
imagine putting your dick in one of those things

>> No.18266512
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>>18263695

>> No.18266514

>>18264815
these things suck for chopping weed

>> No.18266515

>>18266509
no it won't get rid of your stds

>> No.18266541

>>18266509
onitasker

>> No.18266542

>>18263695
DONT USE THIS ON YOUR DICK

>> No.18266552

>>18266514
Duuuuuude these scissors are really harshing my buzz maaaan. I neeeed to be high right now bro. What? My shift at McDonald's? Far out man someone will cover for me. What? Pick my kid up from childcare? Bro that little dude always kill my buzz man, let him walk home bro. Hey pass the bong and the doritos.

>> No.18266556
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>>18266496
>you-nee
[JU-ni] would've been a better explanation. It also emphasizes the consonant part.

>>18266509
>mfw imagining

>>18266541
lel/10

>> No.18266582

>>18266496
I pronounce it as "oo-knee" so it's "an oo-knee tasker" to me

>> No.18266595

>>18266552
this is more annoying than any pothead

>> No.18266811

>>18263695
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/16426776/#16427527

>> No.18266836

>>18266582
That might be how you pronounce it south of the border Pedro but not in any first world country.

>> No.18266891

>>18266582
yikeridoozey shaboozey!

>> No.18266919

>>18266836
I'm Canadian.

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>>18263695
dont buy these, they're a scam. they just turn a clove into a smooshed clove. i'm already going to go throw mine out now. mincing with a knife is the only way

>> No.18266932

>>18264717
You can use the tip as a screwdriver

>> No.18267016

>>18264744
They actually make surprisingly good kitchen equipment, I particularly like their stainless steel pans

>> No.18267021

>>18267016
hate having to assemble them though

>> No.18267236
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>>18265875
But Alton is talented in many things, he's not a unitasker!

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>> No.18267316
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18267316

>>18263750
*youzz

>> No.18267319
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18267319

>>18264815
throw it away anon
it's useless
learn how to use a knife

>> No.18267804

>>18266552
Save some straw for the horses

>> No.18267889

>>18267319
They don’t need a knife. They only ever cut herbs.

>> No.18267899

>>18265045
big lime doesn't want you to know that lemon squeezers are backwards compatible with limes

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>>18267889

>> No.18268150

>>18264717
It can also help slide stuff out of the pan

>> No.18268553

>>18265875
Reminder this guy is armed to the teeth.
Don't ever admit that you own a unitasker if you happen to be in the same room with him.

>> No.18268585

>>18265875
I love Alton, but it's pretty funny that a guy who rails against unitaskers will also go to elaborate lengths to attach an electric drill to a pepper mill to "save time" even though even more time is lost in making the device.

>> No.18268587
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18268587

>>18268553
Guns are unitaskers, checkmate Altheists

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>>18268585
'member the Good Eats episode where he makes hot chocolate with some obscure mexican whisk?

>> No.18268614

>>18268587
>that passage
Delete /lit/.

>> No.18268641

>>18268553
>this guy is armed to the teeth
Yes, and he will fight to the death for homosexuality in Ukraine.

>> No.18268642

>>18263868
gottem

>> No.18268654

>>18265875
>the fuck you need a smoker for?!?! Just go to your hardware store and get a terracotta pot, foil, and a heating element that's gonna off-gas a lot of unknown chemicals into your meats

>> No.18268660

>>18263868
unitask post

>> No.18268721

>>18267319
He was making the most of having two arms anon.

>> No.18269282

>>18266928
you cannot fine mince with a knife to get the juices out if you want to put your garlic into stuff like soured cream and such

>> No.18269288
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18269288

Just makes fries.

>> No.18269372

>>18264717
It's a bench scraper, too. And if you get desperate, it's a sadness stopper.

>> No.18269379

>>18266512
Doubles as the Chef's Backscratcher.

>> No.18269452

>>18264815
my grandma bought one of these things thinking it was a normal pair of scissors and was very surprised when she opened it up and there were 6 more blades than she was expecting.

>> No.18269607

>>18269452
You mom once brought me home thinking it was a regular dicking and she was very surprised to find out that I was actually 4 midgets in a trenchcoat and get 4 more dicks than she was expecting.

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>>18269288
Steampunk cat

>> No.18269655

>>18266509
*you are dick

>>18267899
you're going to get suicided by citrus hitmen

>> No.18269761

>>18269288
>didn't call it the TaterKot
ONE. FUCKING. JOB.

>> No.18269791

>>18265908
you can also have sex with her

>> No.18270139

>>18269607
Wait so one of you has two dicks?

>> No.18270570

>>18267899

You're gonna be dissolved in a vat of Citric Acid.

Gonna take forever and be horrible.