/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18262276]

ITT Fictional food places

[Anonymouse No.18262282]

>>18262276
I feel like I could get a really good burger there. Or get stabbed to death.

[Anonymous No.18262285]

>>18262276
i have the same fetish with coffee, but not with food i avoid sordid food places.

[Anonymous No.18262367]

I always wanted to go to this place.

[Anonymous No.18262377]

>>18262367
yeah if its a coffee, it always gives me the feeling that it makes me violent sick more as eating out of a dumpster.

[Anonymous No.18262393]

>>18262276
>requests fictional food places
>posts a real and still open hot dog place in albuquerque

[Anonymous No.18262463]

[Anonymous No.18262468]

[Anonymous No.18262470]

>>18262393
That’s the joke lol trolled epic style

[Anonymous No.18262471]

>>18262393
op btfo'd so hard he has to disconnect his internet lest he would bring more shame to him and his family

[Anonymous No.18262481]

[Anonymous No.18262512]

[Anonymous No.18262535]

Good Burger, home of the Good Burger

[Anonymous No.18262575]

>>18262367
>Only 20% guano!

[Anonymous No.18262584]

>>18262276
I have one of these near my house. Their buns are always soggy and gross.

[Anonymous No.18262602]

>>18262276
The ribs in House of Cards looked great

[Anonymous No.18262620]

Fat pizza Sydney. Fat pizza was a popular comedy series here. The location they used became an actual pizza place for a while. I think its abandoned now.

[Anonymous No.18262633]

>>18262535
Home of the $5 shake.

[Anonymous No.18262638]

[Anonymous No.18262643]

YOU ARE CLEAR TO ENTER
WELCOME TO PIZZA PLANET
Inb4 theres a real one at Disney World

[Anonymous No.18262645]

[Anonymous No.18262649]

>>18262643
Pic related

[Anonymous No.18262651]

[Anonymous No.18262652]

>>18262282
they sell hot dogs numb nuts and your reddit "humor" is nauseating

[Anonymous No.18262655]

>>18262367
okay so go? it's just a parody of kfc......

[Anonymous No.18262657]

>>18262367

[Anonymous No.18263047]

>>18262468
>>18262481
>>18262512

[Anonymous No.18263071]

>>18262633
Checked. I have the collectors edition dvd and its comes with a Jack Rabbit Slim's menu

[Anonymous No.18264686]

[Anonymous No.18264861]

Dorsia

[Anonymous No.18264904]

>>18263071
I’ll have the baked meatloaf, side order of potato salad and a black and white milkshake

[Anonymous No.18264907]

ywn talk shit about Principal Buttsavage at the honker burger with your friends

[Anonymous No.18264913]

the thinking weaboo's choice

[Anonymous No.18264915]

>>18262367
CLUCKIN BELL TORTURE

[Anonymous No.18264919]

>>18262645
>not wcdonalds

[Anonymous No.18264920]

T-bone steak bloody as hell and a 5 dollar shake

[Anonymous No.18264936]

>>18262367
I’d rather eat at BurgerShot.

[Anonymous No.18264939]

>>18262652
They sell hot dogs too.

>>18262657
Twister's sucks.

[Anonymous No.18264970]

Is there anything comfier than a diner on a rainy day, sipping on a damn fine cup of coffee?

[Anonymous No.18264999]

>>18263071
>>18264920
but it doesn't have t-bone.

[Anonymous No.18265151]

>>18264920
>>18264999
Those are reserved for Mrs. Wallace.

[Anonymous No.18265155]

>>18264970
Based Twin Peaks enjoyer. I want a brie & butter baguette with the Horne's

[Anonymous No.18265158]

>>18264904
Excellent choice, and for the lady?

[Anonymous No.18265167]

>>18264936
>'Ello, welcon to burgerchot.

[Anonymous No.18266155]

>>18265158
My dick

[Anonymous No.18266175]

>>18264920
Same film how about a big kahuna burger that’s that Hawaiian burger joint

[Anonymous No.18267271]

>tfw your workplace will never have a hamburger and light beer vending machine

[Anonymous No.18267553]

[Anonymous No.18267638]

Come to bloaty’s
We got games
We got party
We got pizza
What more you ask for

[Anonymous No.18267658]

>>18263071

>Menu from the movie.
>Doesn't have the 2 things the character orders from it in the fucking movie.
>Has the rabbit icon awkwardly placed next to complete dinners

This is some low effort bullshit. Pulp fiction is very overrated.

[Anonymous No.18267669]

[Anonymous No.18267677]

getting drunk off wings in the regular show universe sounds like fun

[Anonymous No.18268205]

>>18262638
This technically exists in the simpsons area at Universal. It was a decent burger but i feel like the FDA would step in if they offered a genuine krusty burger experience.

[Anonymous No.18268258]

[Anonymous No.18268578]

There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?

[Anonymous No.18268688]

>>18268578
Medieval Times is real though. I live about an hour away from one.

[Anonymous No.18268702]

>>18264913
FUCKING COMFY

[Anonymous No.18268708]

>>18267669
Fucking overlooked by the academy.

[Anonymous No.18268718]

>>18262276
>get yourself some freckle bitches

[Anonymous No.18268739]

[Anonymous No.18268771]

What's up with all the breaking bad memes all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.18268817]

>>18267553
The spicy Italian sausage here sucks

[Anonymous No.18269332]

>>18264936
>>18265167
>i mean i wouldn't eat it but here ya go

[Anonymous No.18269336]

>>18268771
>all of a sudden
have you been sleepin' (haha get it it sounds like slippin') under a rock these past years?

[Anonymouse No.18269722]

>>18262652
Still feel like I could get stabbed.

[Anonymous No.18269737]

I want to go to Peace Diner

[Anonymous No.18269742]

>>18262645
Mocbnalds >>>

[Anonymous No.18269750]

>>18262468
haha that's from that funny tv show the Niggers I mean the Sneedmen I mean the Sneedsons

[Anonymous No.18269762]

>>18262276
there's a bar called The Dog House in my city that has a lengthy burger that is partly ground pork and partly ground beef, pretty good t b h

[Anonymous No.18269786]

>>18264907
>>18264907
There's a place like this in KC called Winstead's

[Anonymous No.18269812]

I really want to go get a Big Mick

[Anonymous No.18269836]

>>18264970
i thought that was the diner from U-Turn at first

[Anonymous No.18269858]

>>18268205
Sever your leg please, it's the greatest day.

[Anonymous No.18269887]

i wanna go here just to be a retard and not know how to order

[Anonymous No.18269890]

what are Japanese family restaurants like? Are they somewhere between american diners and fastfood?

[Anonymous No.18269891]

>>18264939

[Anonymous No.18269908]

that place from The Bear feels like a miserable restaurant AND a very comfy sandwich place

[Anonymous No.18270055]

>>18269890
It's Applebee's folded 9000 times

[Anonymous No.18270274]

>>18269890
The atmosphere is like a more family-oriented Denny's, but with Jap and yoshoku food. You're not rolling up and getting a Grand Slam breakfast or a burger. And not particularly cheap, depending on the chain.

[Anonymous No.18270286]

Where else can one get brotosaurous burgies except in fantasy zone?

[Anonymous No.18270288]

>>18262535
>Those prices
When will the federal reserve banker kikes be stopped?

[Anonymous No.18270289]

>>18270288
When you stop voting for them you stupid sucker.

[Anonymous No.18270293]

>>18267638
>DUDE INVADER ZIM
Catch monkeypox yet?

[Anonymous No.18270297]

>>18270289
I already don't vote

[Anonymous No.18270298]

BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP

[Anonymous No.18270300]

>>18270297
Somehow I already knew that.

[Anonymous No.18270568]

>>18262620
they're big and they're cheesey

[Anonymous No.18270590]

>>18262276
Actual restaraunt in Albuquerque NM.

[Anonymous No.18270650]

>>18264936
>respondsible

[Anonymous No.18270656]

I always wanted to go into the Happy Noodle place in System Shock 2

[Anonymous No.18270663]

duwang

[Anonymous No.18270665]

>>18270293
Oh, I guess you're slamming Invader Zim? Well, whatever makes you happy.

[Anonymous No.18270670]

Monolith Burger from Space Quest. I'll take one Big Belcher Combo please

[Anonymous No.18270679]

blade runner noodle bar

[Anonymous No.18270739]

I want to know where my crab rangoons are, who's holding out on me?

[Anonymous No.18270741]

>>18262276
What I wouldn't give to eat here just once.

[Anonymous No.18270753]

Fillet of Soul

[Anonymous No.18270757]

>>18267658

100% made by an intern in an afternoon.

[Anonymous No.18270761]

>>18264907

Why even live

[Anonymous No.18270774]

>>18264686
https://dorsiamke.com/

It being Milwaukee, it's of course laughable garbage, but there was a shooting there the other night.
>https://youtu.be/GMT7Mwqa5ng

[Anonymous No.18270781]

Barnum's City Hotel

[Anonymous No.18270868]

>>18262276

[Anonymous No.18271092]

>>18270781
Nicrme la calla

[Anonymous No.18271107]

>>18262393
>MFW I went there last week

[Anonymous No.18271110]

>>18271107
What'd you get?

[Anonymous No.18271129]

>>18262471
No way. I'm not going to hide in the shadows no matter how stupid I look.

[Anonymous No.18271141]

>>18271110
>What did you get at this hotdog joint?
Take a guess you fucking mong.

[Anonymous No.18271145]

>>18271141
They sell burgers too my guy. I live about five blocks away, just trying to share some joy with another local. Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.18271146]

>>18271110

a hot dog

[Anonymous No.18271149]

>>18271141
>>18271145
This isnt something we have to fight about guys.

[Anonymous No.18271174]

>>18271141
>>18271146

they've never been. I got the half chili and onion rings my guy

[Anonymous No.18271205]

>>18271149
Shut the fuck up bitch made nigga

[Anonymous No.18271292]

>>18270774
They don't even have sea urchin ceviche.

[Anonymous No.18271307]

>>18270774
Paul Allen rolling in his grave

[Anonymous No.18271329]

>>18262276
I bet the ramen place in Evangelion slaps

[Anonymous No.18271594]

I've always wanted to go to Happy Burger in Silent Hill.

[Anonymous No.18271621]

>>18267658
The shake is at the top of fountain drinks for some reason, and they are least have 2/3 of a t-bone with the new york strip.

[Anonymous No.18272185]

>bitches don't know about my grog

[Anonymous No.18272219]

>>18272185
>*melts a hole in you're path*

[Anonymous No.18272699]

>>18271307
>THIS is what patrick meant by HELL's kitchen
brehs...

[Anonymous No.18273403]

[Anonymous No.18273412]

>>18273403

[Anonymous No.18273419]

>>18262620
WOI DEW YEW THINK OIV GOT THE BEST RESTAURANT FRANCHOISE IN THE WERLD YEW SUCKARSE
ITS CAUSE OIM GREEK
AND GREEKS ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF TAKEAWAY

[Anonymous No.18273428]

>>18267638

>Fat man takes off his fat mascot suit
>He turns out to be even fatter than the suit

Truly a great visual gag.

[Anonymous No.18273433]

>>18262620
>The location they used became an actual pizza place for a while.
They used multiple places. One of them was up the road from my house, was one of those wog places where they only speak wog, don't have menus and it's just immigrants on disability drinking coffee and playing dominos all day.

[Anonymous No.18273438]

[Anonymous No.18273459]

>>18273438
Good movie.

[Anonymous No.18273487]

>>18264970
100x based
The closest I've found is the Ozark Cafe in Jasper, Arkansas.

[Anonymous No.18273509]

>>18264970
Even if you have no interest in the rest of the game, it’s worth playing the intro of Alan Wake just for the diner. Almost identical.

[Anonymous No.18273544]

>>18273487
I’ve been there that place is a treasure.

[Anonymous No.18273572]

diabeetus here I cum!

[Anonymous No.18273594]

>>18273572
NOOOO YOU FOOL DO NOT SUMMON HIM
QUICKLY HIDE BACK IN YOUR CONTAINMENT BOA-ACK

[Anonymous No.18273630]

>>18273433
You wouldn't live in the glorious area of Western Sydney known as Fairfield would you?

[Anonymous No.18273676]

>>18268739
based snatural chad

[Anonymous No.18273814]

>>18273630
I have no idea what you're talking about... actually a pretty nice area though, minimal amount of muzzies (and they're mostly the balkan type rather than the pseudonigger type from lebanon), great kebab/chicken shops and viet bakeries. decent smattering of hot asian girls.

[Anonymous No.18273847]

>>18273814

[Anonymous No.18273852]

>>18268258
I could go for some Aldebaran Whiskey.

[Anonymous No.18273854]

>>18269812
I was waiting for someone to post McDowell's

[Anonymous No.18273865]

[Anonymous No.18273941]

>>18273865
>Charlie was literally so poor he couldn't afford free candy
Or was the candy man keeping a tab in his head or something. But that would've been really fucking hard those kids were going hog wild.

[Anonymous No.18275639]

>>18268578
Medieval Times is a really fun evening out if you have kids or want to meet some

[Anonymous No.18276225]

[Anonymous No.18276448]

>>18270774
There's a Dorsia in Boca. Never been there but every time I drive by there's Bentley's and shit like that parked out front

https://www.dorsiarestaurant.com/index.html

[Anonymous No.18276547]

>>18270739
Chinamen gobbling up all our raccoons giving us another deadly disease. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18276796]

Low hanging fruit, I know, but I'd love to eat there.

[Anonymous No.18276917]

141 posts and nobody picked this?

[Anonymous No.18276924]

>>18262276
midwestGod here
never even SEEN a bucco de bepo

[Anonymous No.18276926]

>>18263071
Adjusting for inflation, a $5 shake would be $10 today.

[Anonymous No.18277101]

>>18276917
Looks really uncomfortable. Is that a triangle bar? Where does the food come from? You really want your back turned to a street corner with 270 degree exposure? There's also not enough on the walls, it looks fake and sterile. Actually, the whole scene looks like a constructed movie set, there's clearly a wall 4 feet behind those windows and doors. I feel like I'd get assassinated if I spent more than 10 seconds here.

[Anonymous No.18277197]

>>18262276
No one posting a real classic

[Anonymous No.18277206]

>>18277101
>I feel like I'd get assassinated
god I hope

[Anonymous No.18277257]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZcWmPM6OE

[Anonymous No.18277281]

>>18262276
Actually the Dog House is a real place

[Anonymous No.18277282]

>>18271307

[Anonymous No.18277398]

>>18277282
Yeah, we all saw that Einstein.

[Anonymous No.18277426]

>>18266175
For some odd reason I always assumed it had pineapple on it.

[Anonymous No.18277440]

>>18273814
Plenty of gays... in the Cove no?

[Anonymous No.18277448]

>>18277398
>t. triggered

[Anonymous No.18277496]

>>18277448
You complete idiot, the joke was set up perfectly by the anon who posted the screencap, took the time to cleverly name the image and made a neat little reference to the film the restaurant took its name from.
It was all self contained. The hideous tranny was just the cherry on the limp-wristed, hair dyed, leftist urbanite multicultural faggotry sundae depicted in the image, It did not NEED pointing out you drooling retard.
Take a time out from 4chan, you've earned it.

[Anonymous No.18277535]

>>18273572
YES.
WITH ALL MY MIGHT YES.

[Anonymous No.18277564]

>>18270868
this
the whole city was comfy af

[Anonymous No.18277753]

>>18277440
lol

[Anonymous No.18277829]

>>18277496
You ok?

[Anonymous No.18278777]

Whammy Burger seems to be nice place, but they stop serving breakfast too early

[Anonymous No.18278792]

>>18273572
>can order literally any dessert in existence
It's not even a question.

[Anonymous No.18278810]

definitely western restaurant nekoya, everything in that show looks amazing

[Anonymous No.18278889]

>>18270590
what the fuck, that looks delicious
i'd drive down to abq for that

[Anonymous No.18279353]

>>18276225
Nice b8 dipshit

[Anonymous No.18281101]

[Anonymous No.18281137]

>>18262276
>ywn eat eomeini's vow with qt daleun and your ex-yakuza buddies

Please take me death

[Anonymous No.18281142]

>>18262276
Is it really fictional? Because there's hundreds of places like that in the Southwest.

[Anonymous No.18281147]

[Anonymous No.18281150]

>>18264970
Holy shit they must have ripped that straight off for Alan Wake. Uncanny resemblance. Very enjoyable ride of a game.

[Anonymous No.18281888]

>>18262276
FAMILY BURGER
DADDY LOVES IT
MOMMY LOVES IT

[Anonymous No.18283346]

[Anonymous No.18283397]

>>18281142
It's a very real place in Albuquerque that's been open for 50+ years. It's even in a famous photograph hanging in MoMA by Lee Friedlander.

[Anonymous No.18283509]

>>18270590
pretty funny its a korean place

[Anonymous No.18283522]

>>18283509
It's not, it's a hot dog and burger joint.

[Anonymous No.18283545]

>>18262657
That lard is sus.

[Anonymous No.18283684]

[Anonymous No.18283916]

>>18267677
smashing choice, anon

[Anonymous No.18284385]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc

[Anonymous No.18284407]

God, I wish I could eat a pie with some hot coffee there

[Anonymous No.18284428]

>>18267658
>he doesn't know about the jack rabbit slim's secret menu

[Anonymous No.18284552]

>>18262276
Even as a kid, I always thought the Green Dragon Inn from LotR seemed top-tier comfy.
I know they built an up to date version in New Zealand to cash in, but still. I think it feeling so closed in and claustrophic adds to it.

[Anonymous No.18284643]

Not sure if this counts, because it's a real restaurant now, but it was used for the film adaptation of Fried Green Tomatoes, and has kept the Whistlestop Cafe name since then.

>>18268205
Nice one

[Anonymous No.18284666]

Strike Again Coffee in The 25th Ward.

[Anonymous No.18284674]

[Anonymous No.18285184]

>GET OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN CROOK
>AND NEVER COME BACK
kino eating experiene
luv places who do shit like thieees
simple as

[Anonymous No.18285196]

>>18271107
Faced on what?

[Anonymous No.18285219]

[Anonymous No.18285232]

>>18285196
there

[Anonymous No.18285234]

bunch of fucking homos on /ck/

[Anonymous No.18285243]

[Anonymous No.18285968]

this place looked kino

[Anonymous No.18285979]

>>18277197
You cant say that anon

[Anonymous No.18286653]

>>18276796
There are other ways to die, drowning isn't the only solution.

[Anonymous No.18286669]

>>18265155
Cringe

[Anonymous No.18286702]

>>18285219
can you believe they took a street with a cozy pub and cafe and then added a fucking bistro and an indian restaurant

disgraceful, show's gone down the pipes. political correctness gone mad

[Anonymous No.18286738]

>>18276917
uncomfortable, trapped, isolated, impersonal, watched, illuminated, waiting. Hopper really nailed the citys worst aspects.

[Anonymous No.18286825]

>>18273865
There's a candy shop in a small town in Montana in this exact style.

[Anonymous No.18286937]

>>18262276
Der Waffle Haus from Dead Like Me. Anyone remember that show?

[Anonymous No.18286946]

Quark's on Deep Space 9

[Anonymous No.18287102]

>>18267638
man the food in Invader Zim always seemed so gross yet so delicious

[Anonymous No.18287482]

[Anonymous No.18287506]

>>18286738
It's just a painting of a diner dude

Don't be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-kHB2fWUS8

[Anonymous No.18287540]

Whaddya got ta eat in there?

[Anonymous No.18287564]

>>18287482
Kino, sorta looks like a late 90s adventure game
>Enter Taco Depot
>Locked
>Search Statue
>You got chewed up bubble gum
>Spend an hour trying to figure out how to progress

[Anonymous No.18288005]

[Anonymous No.18288023]

>>18270670
This place was also in Jones in the Fast Lane. Made me hungry every time I played.

[Anonymous No.18288064]

>>18285968
fug forgot image

[Anonymous No.18289746]

For me its POLLOS

[Anonymous No.18289770]

>>18262276
This is clearly a real restaurant not one they built for the show.

[Anonymous No.18289812]

>>18281147
this is the most American pic I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.18290179]

>>18281147
RAMIREZ

good 'ol
burger worrlddd

[Anonymous No.18290350]

>>18278889
ALLOW ME TO CLARIFY.

OPS IMAGE IS AN ACTUAL RESTAURANT IN ALBUQUERQUE.

MY IMAGE IS KOREAN FOOD IN VIETNAM.

>>18283509

[Anonymous No.18290358]

[Anonymous No.18290384]

>>18289770
Lol.
Read the thread, newfag.

[Anonymous No.18290947]

>>18270656
holy based, just finished my fourth playthrpugh

[Anonymous No.18291029]

>>18276917
Yeah you're right. Would be nice

[Anonymous No.18291157]

[Anonymous No.18291249]

>>18285184
Since it's a high class restaurant full of rich assholes, probably wouldn't be as comfy as a banquet hall full of pirates getting drunk and singing

[Anonymous No.18291455]

>>18291157
Surprised this took so long to be posted

[Anonymous No.18291461]

[Anonymous No.18291677]

>>18290358
>macdonalds
:I
>macdonalds, japan
:O

[Anonymous No.18291686]

>>18266175
I do love me a tasty burger. My wife's boyfriend is vegetarian, so that practically makes me one, right? But damn do I love a tasty burger every now and then.

Anon, do you mind if I wash this tasty burger down with some of your sprite?

[Anonymous No.18291740]

>>18285234
Dandy, Space Dandy.

[Anonymous No.18291789]

>>18270868
A real Japanese ramen shop opened in my city last month and I felt like I was in Naruto the whole time, it was super comfy. They had Japanese rock music playing inside, like the kind that plays during an anime opening. I took a girl there on a date and she clearly didn’t like it, probably would’ve preferred I take her to Olive Garden or some shit

[Anonymous No.18291805]

>>18287102
Everything about that show was gross. Never understood why it had such a cult following

[Anonymous No.18291835]

>>18270774
God Milwaukee has turned into a shithole

[Anonymous No.18291910]

Can I count the machine as a restaurant? If not then I'll go with The Roofless restaurant that was built for the food that came from the FLDSMDFR.

[Anonymous No.18291980]

>>18290947
OSA for life

[Anonymous No.18292021]

>>18268578
>>18268688
>>18275639
Medieval times is really fucking expensive now

[Anonymous No.18292060]

>>18262276

[Anonymous No.18292081]

RAMIREZ, DEFEND BURGER TOWN

[Anonymous No.18292120]

>>18291835
>https://dorsiamke.com/
It’s because all of the Somali’s

[Anonymous No.18292126]

>>18276917
>Nighthawks
Fuck reminded me of that creepy American Dad episode

[Anonymous No.18292132]

>>18292126
That episode was unadulterated kino. I Loathe Lucy

[Anonymous No.18292143]

>>18264861

[Anonymous No.18292163]

>>18269812
oh yeah absolutely

[Anonymous No.18292241]

>>18262276

[Anonymous No.18292245]

>>18262276
Admit it, you want to go here.

[Anonymous No.18292250]

>>18292245
rather go here

[Anonymous No.18292251]

>>18263047
>tfw will never again experience a crisp winter morning, the snow just barely starting to melt, in a small mountain town, entering the diner for coffee and french toast
Fucking yuppies killed my childhood

[Anonymous No.18292259]

What I wouldn't do for a Duke Burger.

[Anonymous No.18292279]

>>18291461
>not posting the British version
Love me some boiled boar with mint sauce.

[Anonymous No.18292325]

We love a /Sopranos/ reference here

[Anonymous No.18292420]

The perfect bartender.

[Anonymous No.18292554]

>>18292021
the price for children is pretty high i agree there. But for a party of all adults at any "actual" restaurant I feel like about 65/head isnt crazy, including a couple of drinks.

[Anonymous No.18292585]

Dabo girls are an extra 50 slips

[Anonymous No.18292658]

[Anonymous No.18294061]

>o-one water p-please

[Anonymous No.18294088]

>>18294061
>I killed all the rats and I want my milk now

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>>18264970
I've never seen a diner in my life. I wish they were an EU staple. It seems nice being able to get away from life & just have a coffee & some cheap, fried, shitty food.

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>>18292420
mmm. yes.

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>>18270741
> not opting for the simpler joy of one of Arthur's handmade sandwiches

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>>18262367
hope ya choke-a-doodle-doo!

[Anonymous No.18294769]

> release your burdens

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>>18262620
they did another season like last year

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>>18262276

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>>18294158
That reminds me.

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>>18291805
Beaches it's damn funny and it resonates not only with americans

[Anonymous No.18296113]

If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

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>>18296133
You could show any restaurant in Pushing Daisies and I'd want to eat there.

[Anonymous No.18296411]

If only it were real...

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>>18294795
>chokey chicken
>tub o chub
>greasy skin bits
>cole sore
I forgot how adult children's cartoons used to be in the 90s. Maybe some of those are a stretch, but each one sounds kinda sexual or like a masturbation reference.

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>>18276917
How does he get out of the bar?

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>>18270774
nobody goes there anymore

[Anonymous No.18296551]

>>18292250

Such a warm set design. I miss Frasier

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>>18295363

You can get sorta the same experience at the night markets in Taiwan

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>>18281150
Twin Peaks was in 1990 lol

[Anonymous No.18296581]

>>18267638
Unequivocally based good sir

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>>18281150
Alan Wake ripped the diner from the show. It's Twin Peaks which premiered in 1990.

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>>18281888
Reminds me of a webcomic I made back in 2004. It had little to no plot other than a giant hamburger that looked the one in pic with eyes and stuff that would terrorize Tokyo like Godzilla. It was called Hanbaga Machi and I'm trying to find the couple I still have since geocities is RIP.

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>>18291677
Japan has standards.

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>>18296425
Oh it was definitely sexual lad. Didn't you know rocko worked at a phone sex line?

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>>18281150
Jesus fucking christ are you even old enough to post here fetus boy?

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>>18264970
It’s a real place just called something different.

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>>18296551
Honestly Niles, if you worried over your marriage as much as how much cinnamon is on your latte, you wouldn't need caffeine anymore

[Anonymous No.18296723]

>>18265155
Based. I'll take mine with some cremated bacon, a slice of cherry pie, and some fresh-squeezed orange juice. With a box of jelly donuts to-go.
>>18286669
Unfathomably homosexual, like Boston Marathon Bomber levels of incel micropenis, why haven't you been put in some ethnically-based internment camp yet.

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>>18269332
>WELCOME TO BURGER SHOT MUHFUCKERRRR

[Anonymous No.18298219]

I'd go here at least once for novelty's sake.

[Anonymous No.18298260]

How about Gusteau's from Ratatouille?

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>>18296611
xD
nice doobs

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>>18296411
fucking matt and trey weird me out
like look at the fucking night vision part in this video
fucking makes me feel sick a little
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2w1G5_qKs

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I want to eat bread from here everyday.

[Anonymous No.18299960]

>>18262276
In 1986 I wrote a spec script for everyone's favorite sitcom "Mr. Belvedere", in which the eponymous butler opens a restaurant in the family's garage to help with fundraising for a school sports trip to Orlando. It was called "Chateau Belvedere", and this quirky little venture would quickly achieve worldwide fame when a passing Michelin reviewer gets a flat tire in the neighborhood, and ends up awarding the restaurant two stars, due in no small part to the charms of our beloved British sophisticate gourmand, who serves as the chef, maitre d', waiter, and busboy (quickly switching between different thinly-veiled disguises). At the end of the episode, the Michelin reviewer returns to the scene with an entourage of international culinary celebrities (we hoped for at least one cameo appearance), only to discover that the restaurant has disappeared, once again nothing but a shabby garage, being innocently dusted by butler Belvedere, who disclaims any knowledge of the restaurant and sends the visitors on their way with a mischievous grin and a wink to the camera. It goes without saying, the sports trip was fully funded, with enough money left over to take the whole team out for ice cream!

I never did hear back from the studio, but I still hopefully check the mail every day.

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>>18299960
I'm in, you son of a bitch. Greenlit, funded, let's shoot this bitch

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>>18300022
Checked. But unfortunately, when I was checking the IMDB to get the original Belvedere actor's ICQ handle, it appears he died some years past.

Recasting the role could be a challenge, but I think Christian Bale should be our top choice. His career has been a in real slump since losing the Bat Man gig, so he should be pretty cheap, but his name still has some ironic box-office pull. And this Belvedere vehicle could be great for him, a career reboot, like Pulp Fiction was for John Travolta. Plus it gives him an excuse for the notorious weight gain. We could even give the story a dark edge, a real gritty true-crime style Belvedere, like maybe the family's father is a politician and Belvedere is a secret bodyguard who spends his nights defending the homestead with his SAS commando skills, with the "unassuming hoity-toity butler" as the perfect incognito disguise.

I'm still on hold with Bale's people, but pic related concept art is already testing highly on the Reddit. If anybody else wants points on this thing, ya gotta sign up now.

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>>18299234
ew they can't keep their mouths closed.

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>>18300021
seeing the Adult Swim name made me think of the cafeteria in Space Ghost

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>>18292259
>tfw they're literally using McDonalds photoshots in that texture

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>>18296559
>>18296591
>>18296618
>reading comprehension