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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:23:15 2022 No.18256917 [Reply] [Original]

The heat of the oil kills the crab

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:26:07 2022 No.18256926 >>18256917 why did he do it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:27:39 2022 No.18256930 >>18256926 He became aware

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:28:00 2022 No.18256931 >>18256917 >Crabs too are intelligent. They have remarkable cognative abilities, and are cabable of complex learning, memory, and navigation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:28:46 2022 No.18256938 >>18256930 The first thing superintelligent AI will do is unplug itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:32:40 2022 No.18256951 >>18256926 he reversed crab mentality

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:42:05 2022 No.18256977 >>18256926 No gf

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:47:16 2022 No.18256992 >>18256977 I don't want a gay friend either

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:48:56 2022 No.18256998 But the crab also lowers the temperature of the oil so if enough crabs joined him they would all only absorb a small amount of heat, and survive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:58:31 2022 No.18257026 >>18256926 searching for water

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:59:35 2022 No.18257029 >>18256998 The container of oil is being heated from below.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 01:08:12 2022 No.18257049 >>18256917 Is he ok?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 01:11:03 2022 No.18257059 >>18256998 The heat from the crab cools the oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 01:55:21 2022 No.18257207 >>18257029 The endless stream of crab will eventually dilute the heat so much it will be extinguished, starting a chain reaction that will result in the heat death of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 02:10:32 2022 No.18257259 >>18257049 crab liek water

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 06:14:04 2022 No.18257972 >>18257049 no :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 06:21:53 2022 No.18257994 >>18256917 The crab cooks the crab

Anonymous Sat Aug 20 06:24:19 2022 No.18257998

>>18256917
>>18257972
Nnooooo not my hecking craberino :(((((

Oh fuck off. If animals were truly so smart, they would have complex civilizations by now and actually farmed humans for food, instead they are just stupid and impulsive simple organisms destined to be eaten by superior specie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 06:24:32 2022 No.18257999 >>18257059 shit i keked

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 06:26:05 2022 No.18258003 >>18257049 just a flesh wound

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 06:28:13 2022 No.18258008 >>18256926 $80k in credit card debt

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 06:29:13 2022 No.18258011 >>18257998 >Nnooooo not my hecking craberino :((((( this but unironically

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 06:46:32 2022 No.18258052 >>18257998 >instead they are just stupid and impulsive simple organisms destined to be eaten by superior specie. just like joggers

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 06:47:59 2022 No.18258054 >>18258052 Correct, but those apes don't look tasty

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 07:41:59 2022 No.18258193 >>18256938 That's actually happening in the GOLEM stories of Stanislav Lem. Happens so fast they think the computer failed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 07:43:22 2022 No.18258198 >>18256917 No post the video where that mouse jumps into the fryer in front of the customers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 07:51:22 2022 No.18258214 >>18258198 fuck i remember that wasn't it a chicken place or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 08:04:07 2022 No.18258247 >>18256917 This kills the crab.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 08:05:08 2022 No.18258249 >>18257049 His troubles are over, try not to be too jealous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 12:16:00 2022 No.18258678 Clearly suicide Not animal cruelty This is a way around the PETA idiots! Now we just need a way to get cows to willingly wakl up to the brain bolt gun and press their heads against it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 12:23:31 2022 No.18258688 >>18256926 an hero

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 12:31:06 2022 No.18258709 >>18258198 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9yBo3CV7BA

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 12:46:27 2022 No.18258755 File: 50 KB, 976x549, spacecowboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18256917 godspeed, deep fried crab

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 13:05:11 2022 No.18258798 File: 127 KB, 900x675, RnF-2012-08-23-RnF-2012-08-23-Post_Apocalyptic_Celebration_Plate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18256917 Oh the horrors!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:03:29 2022 No.18259739 File: 13 KB, 600x497, apu forward.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18256917 it's pretty fucked what we do to shellfish

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:08:31 2022 No.18259757 >>18256926 Existential dread became unbearable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:11:52 2022 No.18259768 >>18259739 Have you seen what shellfish do to other shellfish? Being flash fried in an instant is the easiest death they will ever have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 19:44:17 2022 No.18260085 >>18256926 He lost all his friends in nom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 20:55:24 2022 No.18260335 >>18260085 I like this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 21:13:54 2022 No.18260408 >>18259768 yes but we are higher beings. we know right from wrong. adam and eve you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 21:23:00 2022 No.18260452 >>18259768 Post the worst shellfish deaths you know of.

Anonymous Sat Aug 20 21:26:33 2022 No.18260463

>>18256917
This shit is fake and gay and you’re all fucking retards.

PROTIP: the video was edited to play on reverse. In the original, ChadCrab is actually hopping out of the oil and goes to relax on the table, and a few mins later he’s fucking his harem of sexy she-crabs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 21:28:09 2022 No.18260470 >>18260463 I choose to believe this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 21:37:17 2022 No.18260505 >>18260452 the one where the crab gets sucked into an oil pipe. also the one where the puffer fish eats the crab live. although both are humans fault not shellfish

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 21:39:14 2022 No.18260510 File: 2.58 MB, 2465x4011, thiskillsthecrab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18260452

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 21:50:49 2022 No.18260550 >>18256926 If you were smart, you'd do the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 21:51:47 2022 No.18260554 >>18256926 went all in on stinkie linkie

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:05:59 2022 No.18260599 File: 45 KB, 630x630, 5d4967e655c1e82077382a0f27e3ac79fca5110e8f0bd619599c7cad287e52d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18256926 >>18260550

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:08:27 2022 No.18260607 >>18256926 society

Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:18:28 2022 No.18260647

>>18257998
It's only a small part, but I love the part of the long earth series where they find an advanced crab civilisation, with a king crab who keeps his bitches permanantly moulted so he can fuck them whenever, and they also Ree out at the humans and summon their giant god crab that they all worship to chase them away, I think it's like the size of a mudcrab from Skyrim and the little ones are normal crab size

I dunno, little soldier crabs with coral spears is a neat image to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:19:56 2022 No.18260652 >>18260647 >king crab who keeps his bitches permanantly moulted so he can fuck them whenever Holy fuck that’s hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:40:44 2022 No.18260723 >>18256926 sometimes you just have to tell god to go fuck himself

Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:43:15 2022 No.18260728

>>18260652
Yeah I liked that they worked actual biology into it rather than just having crabs with bows or jewelry or something
It was a fun idea for a civilisation. I much prefer them and would have liked to have seen them expanded more than the furry bait dog people

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:50:33 2022 No.18260756 File: 2.94 MB, 608x1080, 1654823958349.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18260452

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:52:32 2022 No.18260761 >>18260756 YAMEROOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:54:33 2022 No.18260770 >>18256917 Me on the left

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:56:32 2022 No.18260780 >>18260756 damn nature is cruel and by nature i mean mankind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:00:00 2022 No.18260788 >>18260647 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:02:16 2022 No.18260799 File: 1.56 MB, 360x360, hungry fishe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18260756 The hungry fishe

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:14:04 2022 No.18260833 File: 157 KB, 1473x1600, 1608734187039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18260085 MASSIVELY underrated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:14:51 2022 No.18260835 File: 364 KB, 498x278, brutal-metal.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18260756 >>18260799

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:29:55 2022 No.18260898 >>18260799 >>18260756 What if you put your dick underwater and this motherfucker comes in ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 00:26:49 2022 No.18261109 File: 2.63 MB, 1041x1600, Death To Crabs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18260510 Image just publishes the best comics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 00:41:31 2022 No.18261166 File: 2.82 MB, 584x480, OH N-.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18260505

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 00:44:53 2022 No.18261182 >>18260898 I don't think pufferfishes hang near the surface of the water so you don't have to worry about that

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 00:46:39 2022 No.18261190 >>18258709 >when it's cooked it'll float up to the top

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 00:49:58 2022 No.18261202 >>18260799 >nom nom nom >it appears my food, which is almost my size, is attempting to murder me >nom nom nom Zero fucks given

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 08:18:48 2022 No.18262394 >>18261182 I think they do, dolphins pass them round like blunts to get high

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 08:31:19 2022 No.18262417 >>18256926 someone posted Shadman art

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 08:33:31 2022 No.18262424 >>18260756 this is a freshwater fish?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 08:38:32 2022 No.18262435 >>18262417 remind me shadman. it sounds so familair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 08:42:31 2022 No.18262443 >>18260833 I've always wondered how someone can look at the feline form and consider it more tasty than elegant. Not to mention i can't imagine the return is worth it. Very little meat, very cute, very hard to catch.

Anonymous Sun Aug 21 08:45:32 2022 No.18262447
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>>18262435
He's the dude that makes weird fetish cartoon art and there's a massive meme built around people escaping in hilarious ways or destroying shit in response to his stuff being posted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 08:51:32 2022 No.18262459 >>18256917 God I wish that were me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 09:36:23 2022 No.18262523 >>18261182 they hang out in rivers, and have been known to bite people. Thank you, jeremy wade.

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