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Would you take your date to a restaurant or a fast food for the first rendezvous?

>> No.18256198

>>18256188
I'd ask my date what they like you fucking autist.

>> No.18256215

>>18256188
That’s a dude. I don’t date dudes.

>> No.18256222

>>18256188
Stop posting this ugly tranny here.

>> No.18256235

>>18256188
first date is chinese food.
no exceptions.

>> No.18256247
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18256247

I don't allow my dates to eat.

I make them watch me eat McChickens.

>> No.18256248

>>18256222
>>18256215
Ay, that's my wife you're talking about, pal.

>> No.18256250
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>>18256188
could use some help here, a girl actually responded to my text but I don't know what to say next.

She asked me what is up

>> No.18256252

>>18256188
That's a man!! That's a MAN!!! THAT'S A MAN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18256254

>>18256250
Just got 3 for free at McDonalds, you?

>> No.18256276

>>18256250
>just got done pissing into a fresh piss jug bby hbu?

>> No.18256363

>>18256188
He looks like Baked Alaska's friend.

>> No.18256386

>>18256250
I don't know the context but assuming it's Tinder or Bumble you could say something like, "Trying to figure out what to make for dinner," just to start the conversation going. I've never had a girlfriend so take that with a tablespoon of salt.

>> No.18256405

>>18256188
cute boy desu
would assfuck raw

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>>18256188

SHE IS COOKING AND FOOD RELATED

(captcha, unironically, "XXXPND". Yeah, I'd XXX PnD her. I'd PN her D. Hell yeah dude.)

>> No.18256443

>>18256188
>>18256425
Tranny flooding subhuman. Same happenes on /tv/ and /int/ daily.

When will you cum guzzling janny subhumans will finally do your job?

>> No.18256858

>>18256248
Hate to break it to you, but your wife's a dude

>> No.18256866

>>18256222
Checked. Yeah he is hitting the wall bad.

>> No.18256895

God I love trannys so much, I love sucking their feminine penises and the awesome part is it's not even gay! I love clown world!!!

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>>18256188
I will take her to a coffee shop, I think.

>> No.18257426

>>18257409
she's really cute

>> No.18257431

>>18257409
Ah fresh new place, now where should I hang my noose?

>> No.18257451

>>18257431
she never did that

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>>18256188

if that really is a tranny you should actually kys for real

>> No.18257595
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That looks like Bladee if he was gay. and retarded

>> No.18257746

>>18257560
If you can't see it you're fucking gay bro

>> No.18258072
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>>18256188
>that manly ass bite of that burger

See this is where this nigga is fucking up. He's gotta recognize that this kinda shit is an instant tell. Women take dainty bites of burgers, if they eat them at all. They don't get in there with a huge ass bite that fills your entire mouth. That's a man thing.

This is what tranny chasers don't understand. Behind the illusion of a woman is the reality of a man. Even if you found the closest passing, 99.99% accurate mtf tranny, they're still a man deep down inside. And you might get to see that man if you press the right buttons.

>no tee hee silly I don't wanna go to that concert uwu I'm totally a girl
>no I said I'm not going and that's final babe
>uhh, did you hear me? I said I'm not going
>no, I'm not going and I'm not gonna repeat myself

And then it's only a matter of time before you hear:

>BRO GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME BEFORE I KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT I'M NOT GOING TO THAT FUCKING CONCERT, ALRIGHT?? ASK ME AGAIN AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP

You push hard enough and you'll hear the man voice eventually. Trust me.

>> No.18258079

>>18256188
That's quite obviously a fast food girl.

>> No.18258115

>>18256198
>ask
ngmi
>>18256188
I'd love to have a date who was happy to go out for fast food. I think gym girls on a cheat day date would be prime for that. Also, is webmrel actually a dude, because I think I might be gay.

>> No.18258125

>>18258115
I'm not wasting a cheat day on some unknown. Have you even had one date in your life?

>> No.18258162

>>18258125
I've had a few. Most sit down dinners but I prefer the ones who are happy to go to mcdonalds to order some goyslop.
I'd certainly waste a cheat day but not on an unknown. I don't think I'd have the gall to ever suggest to any woman from the get go;
>hey, nice to meet you. I'd like to take you out to mcdonalds.
I'm just saying, a gym chick I imagine would probably be more open to a mcdonalds date over some excessively high maintenance bitch who suggests a sitdown dinner with a waitress who can't even pronounce the world "paella" correctly.

>> No.18258168

>>18256188
On my first "date" with my future wife i just come to her home with bag of pistachios, camambert cheese and bottle of cognac.

>> No.18258183

>>18258115
Traps aren't fucking gay, we like them because they look like GIRLS

>> No.18258188

>>18256198
Uh oh beta alert

>> No.18258192
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18258192

Here’s some actual advice from somebody who has been on countless dates. You don’t take your first date to go out to eat.

It is generally the best idea to just take her to a coffee shop, for example Starbucks. If you two don’t have good chemistry, it’s much easier to quit the date. Also you won’t have awkward silences when you’re both chewing your food. You will also not be able to enjoy your food because you will feel like you will have to keep the conversation going at all times, which can be stressful when youre eating.

TLDR: don’t take her out to eat, take her out for a coffee first. Easier to have conversation and easier to quit if you dont have chemistry.

>pic of last date

>> No.18258199

I'd rather cook dinner for my date

>> No.18258231

>>18258072
>constructing small novellas about fighting with your fantasy dick-having gf
>on a cooking board

pretty gay ngl

>> No.18258269

damn the male features are really pushing through. is this tranny going to get one of those facial bone surgeries?

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>>18257746

i didn't bother watching the webm because I read the replies saying it was a faggot dressed as a woman. I'm not into your faggot shit , and I hope you get monkeypox from all your disgusting unnatural fluid exchange

>> No.18258344

>>18258192
>you won’t have awkward silences when you’re both chewing your food.
Sheesh. Are you at least good at licking?

>> No.18258462

>>18256188
>Mods deleted Liver King thread

Its literally on topic the guys eats raw liver for a living. Fucking mods on 4chan are so fucking shit

>> No.18258481

I'm so lonely I'll accept affection from anyone

>> No.18258482

>>18256188
you go get drinks, have fun and then get fast food on the way home
you save the fancy dinner/movie date for a 2nd date or until you've already put your dick in her

>> No.18258546

>>18258072
take your pills alice

>> No.18258571

>>18256188
Since it's a tranny he probably would be ok with it (not a woman)

>> No.18258906

>>18257746
There's no way you can tell that's a transwoman from the OP.

>> No.18258946

>>18256188
>Would you take your date to a restaurant or a restaurant
You're a fucking Idiot.

>> No.18258949
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18258949

>>18258072
>implying girls having male traits is a bad thing
Imagine being this big of a fag

>> No.18258958

>>18258949
>he's gay and won't admit it
>no you see, but that penis is feminine
Fag in denial, just suck the dick and shut the fuck up about it

>> No.18258969

>>18258958
>replies to a post talking about women
>makes it about penises

>> No.18258975
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>>18256188
Hi, nice to meet you. Transwomen are not women. Have a lovely day.

>> No.18258979

>>18256188
honestly thought i was on /tv/ for a moment seeing that ghoulish tranny

>> No.18258982

>>18256188
is this a serious question?

>> No.18258986

>>18256198
virgin alert

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>>18258231

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>>18256198
>my date
>they

>> No.18259190

>>18256188
Neither, cheap cocktail bar if she's a slut but "fun", coffee or a nice park if she's "quiet" but cute. If she wants brunch she's way too trendy and if she wants dinner she's a dumb narcissistic slut (that probably wont even suck your dick).

Personally, at this point, I prefer to not fucking bother.

>> No.18259255

>>18256250
open bobs and vagene

Any other reply is wrong.

>> No.18259256

>>18256188
Hunter Schaefer will never be a woman.

>> No.18259364

>>18256188
Take your tranny shit to /lgbt/, faggot.

>> No.18260305

>>18256188
You go out for a drink bozo. Be sure to arrive late so shes already ordered her drink

>> No.18260320

Nice restaurants are reserved for like the 3rd date because I want to make sure it is someone I am somewhat actually interested in before committing money to it.

>> No.18260767

>>18260320
This

>> No.18260776

>>18258192
I would agree, but going out to a pub or something similar for a beer and some finger food is also good

>> No.18260803

>ask colleague to hang out
>watch films and drink beer
>cooked a plate of chicken wings
What's actually good food to serve as a snack to a girl?

>> No.18260894

>>18256188
Take her to bar that serves food, if she's a loser then you can always get drunk.

>> No.18260979

>>18256188
That is a man.

>> No.18260983

>>18256215
Also have you seen her knees? They're really sharp

>> No.18260990

I would ask what she likes then take them to cheapest, greasiest, most disgusting restaurant I can find. Got me fucked up if you think I’m gonna spend more than $30 on a first date with some fucking stranger

>> No.18261023

>>18258969
>talks about women
>actually referring to men
Give it up homo
>>18258906
I can literally see it from the thumbnail, probably cause i'm not gay (like you)

>> No.18262295

>>18260983
huh?

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>>18256188
That her to Wendys and you do all the ordering
>chicks are impressed with that kind of masculinity

>> No.18262421

keep this tranny out of my incel board

>> No.18262899

>>18256188
Fast food