/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18256026]

Look at me, I'm a stupid grocery store and I'm going to hide the lemon juice in a different spot every week and force you to talk to the wagies to find out where it is.

It's juice. put it in the juice aisle. how hard is that?

[Anonymous No.18256042]

It is for cleaning
And for your mom to put in your mouth when you say bad words

It has the same uses as soap and should be in the cleaning aisle

[Anonymous No.18256048]

>>18256026
It should go near the pickles and other dry juices like soy sauce actually

[Anonymous No.18256050]

>>18256026
In our store it's the breadcrumbs no one can find. Is it bread? Is it flour? Where should it be?
That and premade vanilla sauce.

[Anonymous No.18256055]

Stop buying shelf-stable lemon juice and it won't matter where they keep it.

[Anonymous No.18256091]

>>18256042
>lemon juice was a punishment
How?

[Anonymous No.18256099]

>>18256091
pure lemon juice is pretty sour for a little kid, to be fair

[Anonymous No.18256104]

>>18256026
lemon juice is always next to the hot sauces you retard

[Anonymous No.18256111]

wal mart keeps it in the produce aisle because lemons are a fruit

[Anonymous No.18256112]

>>18256026
Lemon juice is stored in lemons, with the rest of the produce. Douche.

[Anonymous No.18256128]

>>18256112
>actually buying lemons at the store instead of just using your lemon tree to get them

[Anonymous No.18256144]

>>18256128
>paying for municipal water or well maintenance to water a tree
>not finding them "wild" on someone else property
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18256151]

>>18256026
Have you ever considered not being a buttfuckingly dysfunctional zoomer and asking “where be the lemon juice is” like mom-retard?

[Anonymous No.18256154]

>>18256026
>mayo
>manwhich
>velveeta block o cheese
> cheese in a can
>breadcrumbs
>shake and bake (though I'm sure every corner you can get the other kind around here)
The main things I get asked where they are.
>>18256048
I can get behind this
>>18256050
>In our store it's the breadcrumbs no one can find
I feel that deep in my soul

[Anonymous No.18256162]

>>18256026
there are people who's job it is to do this. Their entire career is based around telling grocery stores where to hide shit in the store to make people wander around more. My dad works for kroger and says that they, walmart and a few other stores use a local consulting firm for it.

Imagine getting paid to fuck with normies all day. I picked the wrong career.

[Anonymous No.18256172]

>>18256144
found the lemon whore.

[Anonymous No.18256187]

>>18256162
trolls are normies, anon.

[Anonymous No.18256210]

>>18256162
I work as a parking meter enforcer and it's great. I don't feel bad because any problem that results is because they were too cheap to put a quarter in.

Sure, I'm a cheap jerk who cares about quarters but you're a cheap jerk who wanted to hold onto your quarters so it's a fair game.

I love catching them in their paper thin lies to get away with it.

>I did put a quarter in there officer, but the machine didn't register it.
>Is that so, well, I happen to have a quarter, let me just make sure the meter is defective before I rescind your ticket-oh will you look at that it's working fine.

[Anonymous No.18256512]

>>18256172
>limoncello in the sheets, hard lemonade in the streets

[Anonymous No.18256535]

>>18256099
Maybe for white kids lmfao

[Anonymous No.18256541]

>>18256535
>Maybe for white kids lmfao

[Anonymous No.18256554]

>>18256535
>diet of saladitos and burro anus
lmfao, indeed.

[Anonymous No.18256578]

>>18256026
dat ass

[Anonymous No.18256593]

>>18256026
It's generally in multiple spots. Juice aisle is for juices that are drunk as is, juices used to make other things will be in baking aisle and or in produce section near the citrus fruits.

[Anonymous No.18256697]

>>18256128
My lemon tree has been picked clean by whores.

[Anonymous No.18256831]

>>18256099
Jokes on them. I loved sour things as a kid.

[Anonymous No.18256842]

>>18256026
Damn, sorry life is so hard for you tranime retard. Go tell your fellow pedos back on leddit.

[Anonymous No.18256889]

>>18256697
Why don't you inject something into the lemons? Surely this problem has already been solved by someone else just google it.

[Anonymous No.18257057]

>>18256099
They love it. It's like their first drug experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1z0X8XmHpw

[Anonymous No.18257067]

>>18256162
I always wonder how people even end up in these careers. Surely nobody goes to college thinking that's what they want to do.

[Anonymous No.18258540]

>>18256026
>Go and get some avocado at the supermarket down the street.
>It's one where you still have to weigh and tag your own greens and fruits.
>Grab two avocados, put on scale, hit the "fruit" section on the screen.
>Can't find the fucking things in about 3 pages of fruit and 3 min of searching.
>Think "Jesus Christ they can't be THAT dumb"
>Go back, hit the "vegetables" section.
>They're right there.
Avocado are vegetables apparently

[Anonymous No.18258569]

>>18258540
>Trying to buy literally any vegetable or fruit that isn't standard fanfare
>Have to dig through eighty different screens to find it
I do eventually find it whatever it is, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to just price it up as something else every so often. At least at Wegman's they have the code on the container for whatever it is and you can just type that in, but every time I go to a place that has menus that need to be navigated I feel like murdering someone.

[Anonymous No.18258587]

>>18256026
We don't, it's in the same places it's been for years, you're just too retarded to into pattern recognition. It's with the juices by the V8, top shelf, and in produce next to their respective citrus fruits. Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18258633]

>>18256050
>>18256154
I'd add decent croutons like pepperage farm, because pepperage farm remembers

[Anonymous No.18258639]

>>18258540
Did you also complain to the manager about tomatoes being under the veg category and placed in the veg isle?

[Anonymous No.18258652]

>>18256026
I feel your pain, its the same way with this key lime juice. Is it with the citrus somewhere, is it with the mixers, are you out of it?
Has it been rotated for holiday reasons, sellouts, some goofy marketing experiment designed to make people take the long course and confuse morons into making impulse buys?

[Anonymous No.18258656]

>>18258652
... bah pic

[Anonymous No.18258784]

>>18258540
>his self checkout doesnt have a search bar

I rarely use it because usually its faster to just quickly tap on the screen through the different pages but the option is there.

[Anonymous No.18258849]

>>18257067
somebody in corporate notices a worker is gaslighting his coworkers, moves him into marketing so they can gaslight customers instead

[Anonymous No.18258856]

>>18258784
Not hom but I try to touch the screen and buttons as little as possible because it's probably only cleaned once a day.

[Anonymous No.18258867]

>>18256026
It's produce, it should be with the lemons
T. Grocery wagie

[Anonymous No.18258877]

>>18258540
Oh yeah that reminds me of another thing
>green pepper
>people look under G not P
>>18258633
Thank you for the reminder. Also I don't even remember the last time I've seen pepfarm croutons.

[Anonymous No.18258882]

>>18256842
Anime website you living failure go back trannoid

[Anonymous No.18258890]

not bad OP but you should have included a bunch of sentences about how it's all the jews fault and they're trying to lower your testosterone levels by preventing you from buying lemon juice

[Anonymous No.18258896]

God I'm so glad I don't work retail any more.

>>18256026
It's down isle 7 with all the other seasonings you retard.

>>18256050
Niche food-adjacent products go down isle 7 with all the other seasonings you fucking retard, it's right next to the gravy and the spices.

[Anonymous No.18258916]

For me it was anchovies.
They aren't with the fresh fish.
They aren't with the frozen fish.
They aren't with the canned fish.
They're in the dairy section next to cream cheese dips.

[Anonymous No.18258918]

>>18258916
Alright now that makes zero sense. Why not with the canned tuna

[Anonymous No.18258935]

>>18258882

[Anonymous No.18258945]

>>18258935
He bought 4chan in 2015, he's a newfag.

[Anonymous No.18258951]

>>18258945
You still got BTFO by him.

[Anonymous No.18258965]

>>18258951
When?

[Anonymous No.18258971]

>>18256026
It's a condiment, it's crammed up your ass.
Captcha: H0RST

[Anonymous No.18259036]

>>18258935
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.18259211]

>>18258882
>anime website

[Anonymous No.18259265]

>>18258540
>be me
>go to supermarket
>it's one where you still have to weigh and tag your own greens and fruits
>grab 10 avocados, put on scale, hit the ''vegetables'' section on the screen
>tap ''onions''
>$1.34
>walk out of store

[Anonymous No.18259453]

>>18259265
They have cameras right there...

[Anonymous No.18259462]

>>18257057
Unironically cute, I fucking hate kids, but this is le big chunkus wholesome, they remind me of my grandparents.

[Anonymous No.18259468]

>>18258856
>it's probably only cleaned once a day
Wagie bros don't tell him

[Anonymous No.18259516]

>>18256128
My lemon tree sits on the border with Shelbyville, and it's hotly contested.

[Anonymous No.18259543]

For me, the true chaos item of the grocery store is marshmallows. Are they in baking? Cereal? Candy? Chips and crackers? Guess you'll just have to find out!