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18255520 No.18255520 [Reply] [Original]

Why does every restaurant burger need to be ruined by pickles, by default? I don't need my sandwiches ruined by vinegary, fibrous cucumbers. It's 2022, we don't need to preserve vegetables in an acid bath anymore. Same reason why don't preserve meat in salt.

>> No.18255533

>ill have (burger) with no pickles
OP is a crybaby whos too chickenshit to speak up

>> No.18255539

>>18255520
so say "please no pickles" and fuck off, faggot. nobody cares.

>> No.18255598

don't even get me started on lettuce

>> No.18255605

You are a massive insufferable faggot OP. Imagine being filtered by a pickle, go clean your room now, kid

>> No.18255626
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18255626

that's right. no one actually likes the taste of pickles. or any other fermented or dried or cured food. it's all a trick, and you're the only one who's noticed. what will you do about it?

>> No.18255631

They say to put 4 per burger at work, but I'm always busy and just grab a handful and drop them on the burger. Probably 6 or 7. Then i go smoke weed in the cooler. Lmao enjoy your burger sir

>> No.18255636

>>18255520
Are you also against cheese? Cheese was a way to preserve milk.

>> No.18255647

>>18255631
*sends it back and forces you to remake it*

>> No.18255665

>>18255598
There's nothing wrong with lettuce, please end the hate now. Lettuce is extremely valuable in both hot and cold sandwiches

>> No.18255669

>>18255665
All lettuce is used for is crunchy water when the cook fucks up and overcooks your burger, drying it out

>> No.18255672

>Same reason why don't preserve meat in salt.
Boy are you in for a rude awakening in 2030 when there's no McWagie to provide your Happy Meals.

>> No.18255681
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>>18255520
yeah fast food pickles are just salt and chemistry
bar burger same shit with more vinegar from sysco
expensive burger joints, same shit, but with lots of sugar

in med cultures, pickles are a nice addition to sandwiches because they're quality made at home pickles, without sugar.

>> No.18255726

>>18255681
People actually spell it donair? I thought my retarded brit friend who also spells solder as "sauter" was the only one

>> No.18255862

>>18255539
adult way to deal with problems.

>> No.18255866
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>>18255539
>>18255862

>> No.18255871

>>18255520
>Pickles
>Fibrous
Maybe you should get over it and try to eat one for the first time, you'd realize you're completely wrong

>> No.18255902

>>18255681
Lol look at this faggot.
>those other pickles are made at home
>Muh Sysco chemical pickles
>nice pickles don’t involve chemistry
Holy fuck you’re retarded.

>> No.18255906

I already took the "cold ingredients don't belong on burgers" pill.

>> No.18255910

>>18255906
based

>> No.18256023

>>18255520
>fibrous cucumbers
how I know you have never eaten a cucumber or pickle.

>> No.18256102

I used to think like OP, when I was 10. Pickles taste great on burgers.

>> No.18256243

>>18255520
>ruined
british hands typed this nonsense.

>> No.18256251

>>18255647
*gets burger back with spit in it*

>> No.18256255

>>18255665
lettuce overpowers all other flavors.
if i want lettuce i do it fresh.

>> No.18256259

>>18255906
but you're wrong because burgers are better cold.

>> No.18256387

>>18255647
>MAKE IT AGAIN, WAGIE!

>> No.18257433

>>18256251
*cums in your dad*

>> No.18259213
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I always order more pickles and get dissapointed when there's no more than three

>> No.18259247

>>18255520
> Same reason why don't preserve meat in salt.
My brother in Christ have you ever been to a grocery store?

>> No.18259278

>>18255520
>noooo I am a child I only want sweet and salty meatie and potatoe nooo

>> No.18259302

>>18255520
It's always on the plate in actual restaurants.
Maybe you only eat cheap fast food?
I am sure you could simply ask for no pickles on your own plate when you order.

>> No.18259311

A good pickle is a vinegar pickle. A pickle made with just salt and sugar, and no acid, is just a seasoned cucumber and not a true pickle.

>> No.18259334

>>18259278
Yes.

>> No.18259339

>>18259334
You get the belt then

>> No.18259349

>>18259339
ok retard
my parents let me eat whatever the fuck I wanted and I grew to 6'4" because I mostly ate meat and not a bunch of estrogen-increasing vegetables

>> No.18259357

>>18255520
>I've never had a pickle but I know I'd hate them!
you must be 18 years old to post here

>> No.18259382

>>18259357
I've tried them on burgers I just don't like them

>> No.18259403

>>18259349
It's about different tastes you tastelet you simpleton

>> No.18259420

>>18255520
A burger is more ruined by having ketchup and mustard on it than pickles you stupid tastelet.

>> No.18259422

>>18259349
Wow, didn't know they stacked shit that tall.

>> No.18259430

>>18259382
whatever you tried on a burger wasn't a pickle

>> No.18259432

>>18259422
he's probably trying to squeeze an inch in on you

>> No.18259434

>>18255520
Loathing of pickles on burgers is very child-like
I grew out of that by age 10
OP probably never will mature, I sense he is the fast food and frozen tendies type for life.

>> No.18259446

>>18259349
You ate miles of meat for sure faggot

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>>18255520
>by vinegar
that's added as a last resort against Juan's nose picking finger.

>> No.18259526

>>18255520
>acid bath
CASSIE LOVES TO SWALLOW
THE BLEEDING WILL NOT STOP
I LEFT CASSIE HOLLOW
CUT YOU WITH MY COCK

>> No.18259808

>>18255520
if you are filtered by pickles all your food opinions are worthless

>> No.18259824

i love pickels

>> No.18259845

>vinegar pickles
shit
>sweet vinegar pickles
dogshit
>lacto-fermented pickles
based
>lacto-fermented with garlic
gigabased and fuck you if you don't like it

>> No.18259846

>>18259824
*pickerels as in the fish
Pickles are gross