DnD Race Rations & Meals

[Anonymous No.18243397]

I put the Race Rations for that dude's DnD group into a single image for your convenience. I'll dump the individual pics too. I have the full set.
Graphic design is not my forte. I was just sad seeing these pics posted without their descriptions.

Post other themed fantasy-type food maybe?

[Anonymous No.18243399]

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[Anonymous No.18243401]

>Halfling ration
>no po-tay-toes

[Anonymous No.18243403]

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[Anonymous No.18243406]

>>18243403


>>18243401
Probably don't keep so well for travel, if they are cooked. Unless they're fried like potato chips. I dunno!

[Anonymous No.18243409]

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[Anonymous No.18243414]

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[Anonymous No.18243418]

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[Anonymous No.18243424]

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[Anonymous No.18243430]

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[Anonymous No.18243435]

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[Anonymous No.18243442]

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[Anonymous No.18243443]

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[Anonymous No.18243453]

>>18243443
Last one.

Post some cool shit.

[Anonymous No.18243541]

Damn cool thread. I have nothing to contribute but this is the stuff i like to see.

[Anonymous No.18243701]

>>18243541
thanku. i wish for a crumb of cool things.

[Anonymous No.18243858]

most of this shit wouldn't travel well on long trips in somebody's backpack. especially not soft cheeses.
Realistically, you'd be looking at something most like the halfling setup.
Hardtack, dried fruit, nuts, seeds, granola, and dried / cured jerky or sausage

[Anonymous No.18243924]

>>18243858
It would survive a day, probably. Not longer.

[Anonymous No.18243947]

>>18243924
I think it probably took more than 1 day to walk to mordor

[Anonymous No.18243980]

>>18243399
I need a food taster to travel with. You know some fucking black elf motherfucker poisoned my rations. I'd be worried if they didn't, that just means they're going to play black widow with me later.

[Anonymous No.18243985]

Erbswurst is a good ration choice.
>solid
>not as bad as you'd think
>meme value

[Anonymous No.18243994]

>>18243980
It's in the feast category. maybe that means it's not so much for travel?

[Anonymous No.18243997]

>>18243947
good thing the dudes who ate this were probably just sitting at a table in a basement

[Anonymous No.18244008]

>>18243994
My point is that Drow are even more backstabby than Italians. Even if these were travel rations and I were a drow, I'd be giving nibbles of everything to a small animal before leaving because they think assassinating others is like saying hello.

[Anonymous No.18244009]

>>18243997
>go to play D&D with some friends.
>roll an orc
>here's a fucking bone. That's your dinner faggot

based?

[Anonymous No.18244035]

>>18244009
absolutely based. Lizardfolk eat crickets.

[Anonymous No.18244046]

>>18244035
you VILL eat ze BUGZ

[Anonymous No.18244052]

>>18243399
Just because the drow are black does not mean their food needs to be as well. They should eat bugs though.

[Anonymous No.18244092]

>>18244052
>They should eat bugs though.
There are only a few types of insects Drow eat, and most of them are gigantic like cave crickets. Not to be confused with real life cave crickets. These crickets are huge. But also look the same as real ones. Just bigger.
Snails and I think glow worms as well.
Most of their diet consists of rothe, fish, lizard eggs, a copious amount of fungus and lichen. The nobility will also import luxury delicacies from the surface through Duergar merchants while the lowest castes will eat vermin like rats.

[Anonymous No.18244169]

>>18244092
>These crickets are huge. But also look the same as real ones.
That has to be interesting. All the muscle fibers are very strong just going in one direction.

[Anonymous No.18244184]

>>18243406
>>18243453
I've gone camping with ration packs I made myself that were pretty much these ones. It's good. Though the dorf is livin better.
Dried/dehydrated veg is god tier on the trail, especially if you spice it nice.

[Anonymous No.18244336]

>>18243541
It's fucking faggot shit fuck off stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.18244338]

>>18244336
dnd is pretty fun desu

[Anonymous No.18244386]

>>18244336
Replied like an expert of faggotry, I'll take your word as authority on the topic

[Anonymous No.18244450]

>>18243397
Goblins
Literally anything in front of them.

[Anonymous No.18244463]

>>18243397
everything looks pretty nasty except for the elven spread

[Anonymous No.18244512]

Fairy/sprite

Dewdrop wine (water from an extremely pure source infused with magic and whatever berry happened to be nearby)
Fresh berries of all varieties
Flower cakes ( Mostly made with honey/pollen)
Fish raw or cooked
any and all vegetables shredded together at random (except eggplant)
The joy of others around them

[Anonymous No.18244598]

>>18243403
Ah yes, any good ration needs a big log of shit as centerpiece.

[Anonymous No.18244602]

>>18244598
Don't forget the garnish of fucking coins.

[Anonymous No.18244743]

meat. big meat. small meat. no meat. other stuff.

[Anonymous No.18245498]

Excellent chart.
Orc bros, where we at?

[Anonymous No.18245508]

>>18243397
really geeky but looks legitimately fun. So many "nerdy" food things are souless cash grabs.