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Reddit repost thread.

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>>18243192
Post your cooking then so we can have some OC

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>>18243236
>image not named hair.jpg
One job

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>>18243193
>individually wrapped
Fancy

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>> No.18243473

>>18243193
I've had those. It's not good.

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>> No.18243497

>>18243214
what is happening here

>> No.18243502

>>18243497
Dinner is being served.

>> No.18243504

>>18243357
actually looks real tasty

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>> No.18243518

>>18243504
You're steak rice cooker anon aren't you

>> No.18243542

>>18243510
theres more added into the sauce than in that pic i wouldn't even notice

>> No.18243565

>>18243188
It literally looks like Grimace busted one all over your meal.

>> No.18243570

>>18243193
>American Flavored

So it tastes like Chinese fentanyl and state sponsored pandering to obvious crazy people.

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>> No.18243583

>>18243570
I've had chinese fentanyl. It tastes way better than this plastic crap

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>> No.18243703

>>18243277
checked
this is like the counter picture of that one with a knife stabbed through the hand and avocado pit
neither have any common sense

>> No.18243713

>>18243518
nah just used to eating boiled meats

It helps when you got a real nice side sauce for it like pureed ginger with scallions & sesame oil or chili oil & vinegar

>> No.18243722

>>18243504
bong moment

>> No.18243725

>>18243610
Tasty

>> No.18243746

>>18243490
If it wasnt for the fact that it was mountain dew this would actually look pretty good

>> No.18243749

>>18243510
I can smell the melanin from here

>> No.18243755

>>18243497
goyslop delivery

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>>18243779
>>18243772
>>18243766
>>18243761
I'm so glad the bacon meme died out

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>>18243781
me too. i have some really old shit.

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i'm on the fence for this one

>> No.18243816

>>18243497
Performance art
That'll be $199, plus tip for a bowl of pasta

>> No.18243820

>>18243805
id demolish that

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>>18243574
>now melts
>cheddar style
>pasteurized process topping

so its just shredded oil solids with anti-stick powder on it? this is the shit my mom would have bought.

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>>18243816
Here's your $899 performance art

>> No.18243835

>>18243510
>watches elf once

>> No.18243836

>>18243490
I have rarely been this angry.

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>> No.18243850

>>18243203
This one bothers me so fucking much. Just flat out missing the point of this style meal and not a single grown person figured it out. Who the fuck sees a lazy susan in the middle of the table and thinks "hurr durr pick a plate and it's yours!". I sure hope the person filming knew these people and wasn't simply seated at a table with them. I know some places in Japan/China will do that because they figure that everybody knows how it works.

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>> No.18243856

>>18243853
serrated

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>>18243610
BRAAAAPLSHHHHPLSHPLOORBSHPLPLPLPLPLPSSSplip
That’ll be $39.99 plus tp

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>> No.18243894

>>18243883
Sloppy joes are cheap food, retard.

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>> No.18243905

>>18243892
MODS MODS MODS

>> No.18243917

>>18243199
I heard on bitchute that this is how they make covid vaccines.

>> No.18243921 [DELETED] 

>>18243850
Almost every single culture in the world knows the purpose of the Lazy Susan, except Angloids apparently.

>> No.18243927 [DELETED] 

>>18243894
They’re fartisanal, made from locolonally sourced ingredients

>> No.18243933

>>18243921
>>18243850
>>18243203
I've never understood how boomers won't grasp the concept of sharing dishes as a restaurant
Yet put them at a Christmas dinner table and they immediately instinctively know what's going on

>> No.18243939

>>18243933
>sharing dishes as a restaurant
>as a restaurant
Hi Chang

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>>18243939
I'm not from Canada

>> No.18243948

>>18243610
Sloppy Rajeev

>> No.18243950

>>18243193
>american flavored
What do americans taste like?

>> No.18243953

>>18243946
Right, you’re from China lol. A chink “rich” enough to live in Canada wouldn’t have taken such a humiliating job.

>> No.18243956 [DELETED] 

>>18243950
HFCS and lead

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>>18243953

>> No.18243978

>>18243220
Dude I would pound the fuck out of that tight little wasp cooter and enjoy her meatloaf afteward

>> No.18243993

>>18243791
ugh what a mess
>lasagna
grim

>> No.18244000

>>18243789
oh no

>> No.18244013

>>18243870
unsettling

>> No.18244070

>>18243490
The Blob is a fucking disgrace to humanity.
I fucking despise this tryhard twat.

>> No.18244096

>>18243789
Finally, an Orthodox Lent friendly recipe

>> No.18244114

>>18243199
What's the point of the dish soap if you added bleach?

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>>18244114
Gotta make sure you know

>> No.18244123

>>18243199
that is mad niggy. this is what you do when you found raw chicken in the dumpster

>> No.18244136

>>18243839
Absolutely based. They knew mcd's fries were going to drop in quality so they ordered in bulk.

>> No.18244146

>>18243781
Same here, tho I was kinda into it at the time. Me and my housemate made a huge bacon and cheese lattice and ate the whole thing

>> No.18244149

>>18244096
ortho bros unite

>> No.18244150

>>18243835
Kek

>> No.18244156

>>18243870
Look like octonpus tendrils suctio cup

>> No.18244167

>>18243823
those are some expertly peeled eggs

>> No.18244209

>>18243933
They were probably told they were going out for chinese and no one mentioned the restaurant style, no one stopped them while ordering(probably hoping to mooch off their excess), and then when the food arrived no one said anything when they grabbed their order.
Dumb? Debateable. Easily fixed? Yes.

>> No.18244224

>>18243574
>Now Melts!
How is this legal to sell as food?

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>>18244149

>> No.18244243

>>18243193
A zoomer typed this label

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>>18243193
>tfw the plastic wrapper is more edible

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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"Southern style" frozen meal for lunch

>> No.18244308

>>18244302
That's some 1am too drunk to drive microwave madness right there

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>> No.18244355

>>18244326
I feel like it's fake but holy shit

Also I just googled to see if it was safe dry. I'm sure since it's not wet it's somewhat safer, but neither dried nor cooked puffer fish is safe.
I ate cooked pufferfish thinking it was safe. Glad I'm not dead.

>> No.18244377

>>18244355
I caught one fishing once and didn't notice until I had pulled it off my line with bare hands what it was

>> No.18244390

>>18243497
place serves some kind of sludge straight from a cement mixer

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>> No.18244402

>>18243968
The more I stare at that picture, the more disturbing it gets.

>> No.18244435

>>18243875
qrd? what the fuck

>> No.18244449

>>18244435
what, never seen a designated eating street before?

>> No.18244511

>>18244435
They do that often, I had more pics but I've lost them

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do americans really?

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>>18244400

>> No.18244520

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0tvh6lWJ8k

>> No.18244522

>>18243199
I can almost taste the hep c.

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>>18243946
>that's a 6"

>> No.18244538

>>18244520
Is that your channel?

>> No.18244566

>>18243766
it's it filled with cheese? I love bacon and cheese but that is way too much.

>> No.18244593

>>18243889
Go off, dude. If this happened to me they'd be getting a brick through their window.

>> No.18244611

>>18243670
sometimes it takes up to 7 minutes to boil water on my stove, but any amount is done in 5 minutes in my microwave

>> No.18244641

>>18244611
Just use the kettle then, done in 90s

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>> No.18244663

>>18244642
That must be the precursor to this cheese >>18243574 before it could melt

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>>18244735
Chur bro nice boilup but you forgot the Watercress

>> No.18244763

>>18243842
>Pies baked inside of a cake.
This... has potential

>> No.18244783

>>18243277
Is that a tranny?

>> No.18244790

>>18243781
never ended ahmed

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>>18243673

>> No.18244817

How many of you actually use your fork with your left hand? It seems so unnatural. It made sense when many meals requires you to hack at a big piece of meat with your knife in your right hand, but not now

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>>18243755
>goyslop delivery

>> No.18244874

>>18243214
can't help but think of that one episode of mad men

>> No.18244885

>>18244817
I'm right handed but I copied my left handed Dad at the table so I use fork in right
What's wrong with a left hand knife, it's not much weaker than your right hand anyway?

>> No.18244934

>>18244885
It's bad table manners supposedly

>> No.18244994

>>18243870
Day of the pizzacle

>> No.18245012

>>18244817
I do. If I'm only using a fork, I'll hold it with my right hand, but I rarely eat without a knife.
I'm genuinely baffeled by Americans cutting their food with the fork in their left hand, putting down their knife, and switching the fork to their right hand to eat.

>> No.18245033

>>18243850
>>18243933
>you just have to eat in the way the restaurant serves... because you just have to, ok?!

>> No.18245034

>>18245033
>>you just have to eat in the way the restaurant serves.
>get served a whole fish

>> No.18245040

>>18243791
> That's my daughter

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>>18245040
Prove it post stamp with an African

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>>18244514
Saw this one some weeks ago at Lidl

>> No.18245049

>>18243978
>tight

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>>18245045

>> No.18245078

>>18243574
better on 'za than mozzarella

>> No.18245082

>>18243188
I really want to go back to these times

>> No.18245087

>>18243574
>pasteurised process topping
if there wasn't a window on the bag I would have guessed this is full of gummi bears or fried onions or something. or maybe some kind of cement additive

>> No.18245116

>>18243199
What's his endgame?

>> No.18245121

>>18243824
What is it meant to be?

>> No.18245126

>>18245121
Expensive

>> No.18245136

>>18244516
vile

>> No.18245157

>>18245012
Supposedly eating with fork and knife indicates greedily gulping your food down like a pig, so cutting parts of it first and then eating with the fork alone displays more self-discipline.

>> No.18245161

>>18243570
The state sponsors your mom?

>> No.18245184

>>18243214
Is this that “goyslop” I’ve bean hearing all about?

>> No.18245192

>>18244646
Saw this in stores. Are they gummies like the normal candies? I don’t get if. Makes my teeth jiggle just thinking about it (hee heh)

>> No.18245197

>>18243781
Is bacon really that good? I’ve really only eaten turkey and beef bacon so far. Mostly Turkey I like it more ngl

>> No.18245202

>>18243968
Whoever made this picture lives in hell lol

>> No.18245208

>>18243193
mmmmmm
16 slices of individually wrapped American cheese
aauuuhglglgl

>> No.18245209

>>18244326
So did a pufferfish get mixed in on accident? Wowee zoowee, some lovely Russian roulette….

>> No.18245216

>>18245012
I cut with my left and hold the fork in my right. I never let go of neither. Why don’t most do this? Are most people autistic or retarded?

>> No.18245221

>>18243220
Poop food

>> No.18245293

>>18244514
Crazy kraut shit, I love it.

>> No.18245298

>>18243357
The heat of the rice cooks the steak

>> No.18245337

>>18243193
American products can't be imported into civilized countries without these kinds of labels because of how poor quality they are.

For Instance to call something "cheese" it has to have a minimum percentage of dairy solids.
American "cheese" often doesn't, which is both foul and remarkable.

>> No.18245340

>>18245216
I honestly believe this is the natural and intuitive way to hold a knife and fork since
a. the fork is doing the majority of the work including piercing, holding in place, scooping, bringing to the mouth, and does this with every single bite
b. is used for nearly every dish you eat
c. knife is used only for dishes where you need to cut through tough meat or vegetables and performs only the simple task of sawing through something with a serrated blade while the fork holds it in place

People learned to use their knife in their right hand as a display of table etiquette and it just stuck. They try to rationalize it after the fact by saying it's easier but it literally isn't. If it was the natural way to do things, it wouldn't work very well as a class signifier would it?

>> No.18245381

>>18245216
im left handed so i do the opposite
only exception is cutting bread, and i have knife in left hand

>> No.18245414

>>18243839
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

>> No.18245433

>>18243791
>snoyggers
lmao

>> No.18245560

>>18243220
>"they'll have to amputate the foot" just as they got it in the door
>it's like Iwo Jima out there!
>they say he'll never golf again...

>> No.18245573

>>18245560
>>18244874

>> No.18245599

>>18243490
Using Mountain Dew as a marinade is bad enough, but THREE DAYS?? It must have been mush

>> No.18245604

>>18243792
Fish sticks on a burger? It's weird ... but not disgusting.

>> No.18245624

>>18243850
japan and china have retarded customs and traditions fuck them.

>> No.18245858

>>18244994
I knew it reminded me of something.

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You see this bag? It's not red. It's clear.

>> No.18246087

>>18243357
ugh this annoys me to no end

>> No.18246109

>>18243473
Yet it’s still cheaper and higher quality than Kraft singles

>> No.18246142

>>18245197
Turkey bacon is a complete sham.
Beef bacon isn't even close.
Actual real pork bacon is so far beyond it isn't even funny

>> No.18246143

>>18243968
I have that same chair

>> No.18246146

>>18246142
The good Turkey is the same shit. It just ends up tasting salty and crispy.

>> No.18246151

>>18246075
>>18246143
i also have that same chair

>> No.18246162

>>18245604
Those aren't fish sticks. Take a hint, theres pepperoni and marinara sauce on that burger.

>> No.18246168

>>18243789
F I B E R

>> No.18246176

>>18243789
I would unironically eat this. I love refried beans so much. Might add some hot sauce but without would be fine too.

>> No.18246215

>>18243490
That's a fairly small amount of Mountain Dew chicken for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>> No.18246216

>>18243598
>Rice a la Drano

>> No.18246219

>>18243968
>Guildwars 2
Most unsettling part of the whole image

>> No.18246223

>>18243791
>lasagna
???

>> No.18246224

>>18243199
so this is the seasoning that whipipo dont put in they food

>> No.18246231

>>18243870
>I wonder why I have acne

>> No.18246233

>>18243875
I hope that's not the shitting street

>> No.18246240

>>18244326
It looks like a Pepe

>> No.18246250

>>18243214
Is this the fabled sl*p of shit that the jannies have been trying to hide from the public eye?

>> No.18246360

>>18243214
this shit is like 50 flavours of suing in the making

>> No.18246382

>>18243824
look at them trying to save face and not burst into laughter at this scam act

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>> No.18246390

>>18244355
only fugu is toxic, little zoomzoom

>> No.18246396

>>18246390
The best part about Zoomers is how they just say the stupidest shit without bothering to think about it at all. The anti-bullying thing really worked at making them fucking dumb as shit

>> No.18246419

>>18246396
The real best part for me is that so many of the girls are open to casual sex with pot bellied men in their 40s.

>> No.18246436

>>18246419
Hi Chang

>> No.18246442

>>18246389
Not bad for a piece of base seitan. needs some tenderizing and marinade

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>> No.18246474

>>18246360
In countries which once belonged to the Roman Empire (Europe, North Africa, Middle-East) there's to this day a lawful principle (not a law) which is called the Bonus Pater Familias principle: every citizen is expected to behave as if they were a good father of the house/family, regardless of their age or gender.

While that may look shady and hard to define in theory, it works out great in practice: if you behave like a retard you shut the fuck up. No Kinder Egg, microwaved Barbie, concrete mixer lawsuits whatsoever. Ever.

>> No.18246475

>>18246419
Lies

>> No.18246503

>>18243824
fucking faggot spent $500 for shit to be thrown at a table. has to sit back and film the whole thing. can't just take a fucking picture

>> No.18246507

>>18243789
I'd eat this. Maybe throw a spoon or two of coleslaw and some hawt sauce

>> No.18246514

>>18243277
I'm in love

>> No.18246534

>>18243357

>> No.18246539

>>18246419
t. no-pussy Ugly Bastard tag enthusiast

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>>18245337
>how poor quality they are
>American "cheese" doesn't contain dairy solids
>foul and remarkable

>> No.18246633

>>18243203
ahahaha, I had this when eating Indian with some friends. Who tf only eats butterchicken and rice

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>> No.18246683

>>18245033
Think of it this way:
You're at a holiday party and there's a lazy susan in the middle of the table with a bunch of different dishes on it. Everybody knows how it works, you spin it around and take a bit of each thing. Then some mongoloid half-wit grabs the entire bowl of potato salad and begins spooning it into their mouth. You are defending this.

>> No.18246692

>>18243889
This proposed scenario happens literally every week in America. You could google "McDonalds shooting" and find a result from this month guaranteed.

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>>18243968
Why so much hate for GW2 :(

>> No.18246742

>>18246692
>every week
>this month
>country with half a billion people
Anon?

>> No.18246751

>>18245192
heheheh

>> No.18246764

>>18245208
based simpsons enjoyer

>> No.18246802

>>18246390
>>18246396
It was in japan and literally 河豚 on the menu I just didn't think I needed to use two languages and tell the whole story but there you go faggot.

>> No.18246845

>>18245337
American cheese is just non-PDO Cheddar cheese blended with sodium citrate and milk to make it pretty when it melts. We don't export it because "civilized countries" want cheese monopolies and we never gave it to them in a trade agreement. Also, if the UK ever tried to bind Cheddar to such an agreement, we'd nuke them.

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>>18246692
McDonalds is a dangerous place.

>> No.18246909

>>18245624
yeah but why would you willingly pay for a full meal but choose to eat just a bowl of plain rice and not pick a bit from each bowl in your plate?

>> No.18246921

>>18246860
everywhere is a dangerous place when any 80 IQ zero impulse control retard can carry a gun

>> No.18246922

>>18243497
its just a thick risotto

>> No.18246923

>>18245337
This isn't true at all, people talk about american cheese as if it's some mystery mash of polysterene and vegetable oil, it's literally cheese broken down with sodium citrate.

>> No.18246925

>>18246860
hamburglar is real

>> No.18246929

>>18245197
only pork bacon is bacon, the rest is just cured meats which dont taste nearly as good

>> No.18246951

>>18246923
Yeah well only americans are ok with eating all these chemicals like "sodium citrate" and think it's totally ok and normal.

>> No.18246954

>>18246389
tfw no yeast

>> No.18246979

>>18243220
meat loaf never looks Amazing, that not the point

>> No.18246986

>>18243220
how much cornstarch is in here?

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>> No.18246990

>>18243761
Whats wrong with that? sure i would have added some peppers and onion maybe even a some scrambled egg

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>>18243490
home made dhiarrea

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>>18243598
how fast does this go through your system?

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>>18243781
bacon is great if done in proportion

>> No.18247028

>>18244516
It's like watching a video for a fetish I don't have

>> No.18247031

>>18246389
i've done this

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Authentic Italian pizza

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>> No.18247057

>>18247050
i would dunk a mug into this and drink it

>> No.18247058

>>18247050
come on lipton isn't bad enough to be considered gore you dramatic cunt

>> No.18247062

>>18243203
can't be bothered telling them how it works
>nah let me record it so i can type "fuck white people" on twitter and get thousands of likes

>> No.18247072

>>18246633
that's chinese bastard fucking bitch

>> No.18247076

>>18246742
Not all are reported or readily searchable. More shootings happen in America than are reported. The problem is worse than you know. They diddu somn.

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>>18246998

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>>18243824
Money absolutely ruins some people

>> No.18247126

>>18247108
>saves money on dishes
>saves time on prep
>is way fresher than serving
gonna eat this way from now on

>> No.18247125

>>18243805
If I was hungover, I'd fuck that up with a huge coffee. I already love dipping bacon in maple syrup. This has to be around the same thing.

>> No.18247142

>>18246991
Again- FIVE DAYS? There's so much about this that's insane.

>> No.18247145

>>18247108
kek

>> No.18247148

>>18247126
>not pouring the sauce into the pot
Log off, Bill

>> No.18247150

>>18247142
i know, you cant even store raw chicken in the fridge for that long yet alone in hot sauce
i can picture the slimy rotting partly desintigrated chicken inside that bag

>> No.18247156

>>18247058
it's the dirty fucking dresser for me

>> No.18247160

>>18243203
I'm so curious to know how this situation even unfolded. You've got five guys that look like they just came from an Evangelical Lutheran youth counsellor's convention, plus a random Chinese woman and presumably her kid filming. It looks like they're a good while into their meal, the lady's had all of six clams, and neither of them have said anything. Are they friends? Work colleagues? Is she married to one of them? They all seem to be happily tucking into the food, especially green shirt guy, so it's unlikely to be their first time at a Chinese restaurant. How does this happen?

>> No.18247170

>>18247160
You set up a scenario and ask people to act it out. Nobody is unfamiliar with a shared feast. Every culture does it. Nobody is confused as to the purpose of a lazy susan.

>> No.18247181

>>18247170
>Nobody is unfamiliar with a shared feast.
Eh, I can believe the tiktok was staged, but I know tons of English people sit down to a curry and just grab "theirs" and dump the whole serving dish on their plate.

>> No.18247208

>>18246717
because it’s a shit game for retards

>> No.18247249

>>18244514
I really hope they mean marshmallows meant for roasting, and did not produce an abomination that would be bbq flavored marshmallows

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>>18244642

>> No.18247297

>>18243789
I've thrown canned refried beans and Velveeta cheese on a flour tortilla. It's taco bell tier slop, especially if you have some of the sauce

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>Flintstones

>> No.18247347

>>18246389
Looks like spehs mahreen resin lmao

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>> No.18247349

>>18243823
that's a lot of corn. imagine just shitting out corns.

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>>18246860
>Tierra Franklin
>Sadaat Johnson
>Brooklyn
>Chicago
>St. Louis

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>>18243870

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>>18247429
hey now this is a blue board

>> No.18247458

>>18246921
with the designed disembowelment of the education system, especially in southern areas of the US, your point is a very real problem that is only getting worse every year

>> No.18247500

>>18245046
>American way
Not in my America

>> No.18247511

>>18244817
i cut holding my left then put knife down and pass fork to right hand for eating.. i just realized this is kinda retarded

>> No.18247514

>>18246389
That was a funny thread

>> No.18247532

>>18247511
The American way

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>>18247511
No that's actually proper etiquette, it was old English and came to America when we founded our nation, the English ditched it but it stuck around in America until the 1970s.
The idea was you are not a savage and don't need to shovel food into your face as fast a possible.
And it does that by slowing you down long enough to enjoy your food and gives you time to actually chew your food before the next bite.

>> No.18247550

>>18243193
All these fucking retards responding to you aren't asking the real question of why the goddamn shoe is off?

>> No.18247582

>>18245049
I don't mean her pussy, i just mean her tiny little white lady body.

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>>18247582
based

>> No.18247614

>>18246419
You should be hunted down and have your belly opened with a hook

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>>18244817
I call it "Operator Style"

>> No.18247669

>>18243203
I went to one of these things and the people I was with explained to me how it worked before we sat down otherwise I'd have done the same thing....so

>> No.18247733

>>18243761
Step 8: Administer CPR

>> No.18247796

>>18247305
Story?

>> No.18247822

>>18245197
Thick-cut pork bacon, preferably applewood, is the best out there. Others don't compare.

>> No.18247840

>>18247362
I SEE NOTHING WRONG HERE

>> No.18247848

>>18247822
I prefer Manuka Honey Smoked bacon

>> No.18247866

>>18247840
>country crock

>> No.18247889

>>18247348
my grandpa did this with mine
he used a steel wool pad

>> No.18247891

>>18243199
Social media exists for engagement.

>> No.18247930

>>18247348
oh fuck

>> No.18247931

>>18246951
retard

>> No.18247955

>>18243203
>>18243850
>>18243933
>Bro just let me dip my saliva filled chopsticks into the bowl you are eating out of it's the culture bro
Fuck right off.

>> No.18247963

>>18244377
Pufferfish only kill you when you eat them, touching them does nothing

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>>18247342
that's not gore that's 100% cute
gore would be closing the door and starting a sanitize cycle and then eating a perfectly steam cooked dog (with soy sauce obv)

>> No.18247978

>>18247955
oh jesus dont tell me you are this much of a bit over a little spit

>> No.18247984

>>18247889
i did it to a cast iron dutch oven i bought at a flea market for $10, it seasoned great but i just didn't trust it because there could've been anything from meth to motor oil in it

>> No.18247993

>>18247978
>bro just put my disgusting bacteria into your mouth bro
Share with everyone else at the table if you want but I'm not letting anyone eat off the same plate as me.

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>>18243186

>> No.18248006

>>18247993
oh god a little bacteria. sorry you are HIV+ bro

>> No.18248019

is ja/ck/ posting allowed?

>> No.18248020

>>18246231
retard

>> No.18248024

>>18248019
that is gore, yes

>> No.18248038

>>18247539
what the fuck

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>>18247979

>> No.18248044

>>18248019
legal gray area

>> No.18248079

>>18247627
Fuck off borch is porn.

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>>18248079
>borch is porn.
he's right you know

>> No.18248103

>>18248095
Damn, check out that fetal alcohol syndrome

>> No.18248104

>>18243203
I don't get it.

>> No.18248121

>>18248095
sauce ???

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>>18248044
>>18248024

>> No.18248135

>>18244224
Food isn’t really regulated all that much. Like after an ecoli outbreak the fda will send an inspector but other than that you can sell niggas poison and it’s all legal

>> No.18248136

>>18248104
You wouldn't

>> No.18248163

>>18243186
I do this

>> No.18248196

>>18248121
unironically borch

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>> No.18248203

>>18248199
>Londonderry

>> No.18248254

>>18247150
>i know, you cant even store raw chicken in the fridge for that long
are you really retarded or are you only pretending to be retarded?

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I made water eggs last year with beet juice. Worked great

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>>18248262
*easter

>> No.18248284

>>18248254
chicken only lasts 3 days in the fridge

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>>18248266

>> No.18248307

>>18248131
mmm raw ground beef

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>> No.18248726

>>18248564
;_;

>> No.18248746

>>18243193
Nigger this is not even cheese. The image is slices of oil made to look and taste like american cheese. Look at the ingredients, first one is oil. Anyway american cheese isn't bad, make sure milk is in the ingredients and it costs more than $1.

>> No.18248857

>>18243792
Are those mozzy sticks?

I would destroy that shit like Daisy(tm).

>> No.18249026

>>18248104
See how a lot of the dishes have heating elements under them, and the middle part of the table turns? That's because the entire point of that style of restaurant is for the dishes to be in the middle, and everyone shares them. The dishes aren't meant to be any one person's whole meal. The people in the video apparently didn't realize this and just decided to eat whatever the fuck was put in front of them.

>> No.18249033

>>18243968
jesus fuck do you guys really live like this

>> No.18249057

>>18249026
shut the fuck up faggot. i'll eat whatever the fuck i ordered because i'm paying for it. i don't want your fucking leftovers maybe go cry in the bathroom that no one wants to share with you, you whiny little bitch

>> No.18249061

>>18244817
Well I'm left handed, so there's that.

>> No.18249112

>>18249057
Come here. It's okay. Let's hug it out. :)

>> No.18249142

>>18249112
how about you suck my dick in the bathroom while you cry about no one sharing their soup with you

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>>18248131

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https://youtu.be/-2SupuB8lTM?t=114

>> No.18249217

>>18249165
>fireyoureditor.MP4

>> No.18249463

>>18247050
>mum found the tea cupboard
right bolloxed I am.

>> No.18249465

>>18248199
why does north yorkshire and east riding never get any love on any uk map

>> No.18249476

>>18249057
i bet youre a nightmare sibling or worse, a spoiled only child

>> No.18249499

>>18249476
i bet you let your pets lick the jam off your genitals, or worse you lick the jam off your pet's genitals

>> No.18249757

>>18248262
>>18248266
Do you have a recipe / procedure? They look fun. Cook and peel the eggs, then leave them in beetjuice for some time?

>> No.18249935

>>18249499
is that a problem?

>> No.18249983

>>18244641
Americans rarely have kettles because of their cucked 110v setup

>> No.18249991

>>18243968
pictures like this are why I've been on this website since 2005
simply exquisite, just marvelous

>> No.18250011

>>18247108
I once lived with a guy that ate spaghetti like soba, he'd dip them into a bowl of sauce on the side
we didn't really get along

>> No.18250017

>>18248131
almost certain that's our boy ja/ck/

>> No.18250109

>>18249983
What? Electric kettles are like 5$ here. We don't have them because we don't really drink tea we use a coffee machine which can make tea too

>> No.18250128

>>18243277
Perfection.

>> No.18250272

>>18244114
it ads taste