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webm thread Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:35:06 2022 No.18242767 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ webm thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:35:59 2022 No.18242773 File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, 1524289611680.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:36:33 2022 No.18242776 >webm repost thread #129147

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:37:05 2022 No.18242780 File: 2.81 MB, 960x540, butter gun.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18242776 nothing new under the sun

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:38:45 2022 No.18242786 File: 2.86 MB, 640x800, 1647883796227.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:42:00 2022 No.18242809 >>18242780 Wasteful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:45:29 2022 No.18242826 >>18242780 American cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:47:54 2022 No.18242836 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:48:57 2022 No.18242840 Loving these webbies. Keep it up, guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:50:48 2022 No.18242846 File: 1.14 MB, 576x844, leidenfrost egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18242773 Man, those bottles can take some punishment. >>18242780 Expected more filth on the foremost slab of butter from the gun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:52:31 2022 No.18242853 File: 327 KB, 574x582, vl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18242767 >chinese >high pressure >"metal" yeah, no thanks, I don't want to risk getting myself on live leak for some meme popcorn

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 21:57:39 2022 No.18242881 >>18242846 anything's nonstick if it's hot enough I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:06:08 2022 No.18242917 >>18242836 Eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:09:40 2022 No.18242933 File: 1.09 MB, 720x480, 1524206404578.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:10:55 2022 No.18242942 File: 2.87 MB, 406x720, 1631469106816.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18242933 itadakimasu

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:11:19 2022 No.18242943 >>18242836 >that filename

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:17:23 2022 No.18242962 >>18242836 How does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:20:26 2022 No.18242970 File: 2.41 MB, 252x460, 1607747471397.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:22:57 2022 No.18242977 >>18242933 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:26:07 2022 No.18242987 File: 2.89 MB, 404x720, 1660545869323207.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:34:29 2022 No.18243010 >>18242987 kys sodomite

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:37:59 2022 No.18243022 >>18242987 >club don't >gay pride flag Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:41:06 2022 No.18243036 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, Prince of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18242836

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:46:35 2022 No.18243058 >>18242780 is it just me or does the Glock logo really look more like Cock

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:58:10 2022 No.18243115 >>18242836 >>18243036 Is this in Brazil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:02:55 2022 No.18243135 File: 2.85 MB, 352x640, 1653136363068(1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18242853 >live leak Anon I...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:09:13 2022 No.18243160 File: 2.91 MB, 720x540, king of the egg fort noir.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18243115 No, it's in an egg fort you dingus

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:15:51 2022 No.18243191 >>18243160 Brilliant

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:17:08 2022 No.18243195 File: 3.71 MB, 4096x3075, 1660630976315317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18243160 Is the egg fort in Brazil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:25:39 2022 No.18243228 >>18242943 New

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:30:26 2022 No.18243242 File: 1.36 MB, 256x175, egg failure.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:33:44 2022 No.18243254 File: 899 KB, 640x504, 1659044098919832.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:46:48 2022 No.18243313 File: 3.40 MB, 467x291, 6b97d57b4a4141cb8a5ed4f8a2e76f28.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:48:52 2022 No.18243317 >>18242836 >filename Absolute fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:50:19 2022 No.18243323 >>18242942 Well this guy obviously fucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:50:35 2022 No.18243324 >>18242767 Does this man have parkinsons or something? Why is he shaking around so much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:54:20 2022 No.18243336 >>18242836 >filename hahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:55:54 2022 No.18243339 >>18243324 that's the tiktok of michael j fox asshole, it's not funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:04:23 2022 No.18243584 >>18242987 >Dr. Evan Goldstein You can't make this shit up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:06:19 2022 No.18243597 File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, soylatte.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:07:35 2022 No.18243603 File: 2.91 MB, 900x506, dualityofman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:13:05 2022 No.18243624 >>18243603 me on the left without heart disease

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:35:19 2022 No.18243707 File: 205 KB, 695x1143, 1645854674278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18243624

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:02:29 2022 No.18243810 >>18243624 you're a faggot cuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:17:15 2022 No.18243880 >>18243603 that man going to prison.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:18:18 2022 No.18243884 File: 1.12 MB, 480x470, 23487213946126.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:57:08 2022 No.18244068 >>18243880 Damn is removing grease from your pizza a felony in USA?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:59:27 2022 No.18244079 >>18243880 no he just got out of prison

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 03:01:24 2022 No.18244085 >>18242767 >spinny Chinese artisan popcorn you need chafing fuel for This is the gayest fucking thing I've seen in weeks. And I have to watch /pol/ post pictures of pride parade public orgies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 03:05:10 2022 No.18244099 >>18244079 look how fat is already is tho?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 03:05:55 2022 No.18244101 >>18242977 You can take my sausage in your mouth anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 03:09:14 2022 No.18244111 >>18242942 So this is what eric clapton has been up to in retirement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 03:10:28 2022 No.18244116 >>18243603 a faggot and a goyslop fatso, weimerica is trully the modern gomorrah

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 03:45:15 2022 No.18244223 >>18243036 They aren't actually next to each other, it's a mirror. The kid never got out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 06:39:15 2022 No.18244665 >>18242836 The heat of the man cooks the eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 06:49:51 2022 No.18244690 >>18244079 no the video was fake and people started saying he got out of prison later when they thought it was real

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 11:11:06 2022 No.18245278 >>18242987 >avoid eating these healthy vegetables and grains so you can get butt fucked without getting poopy on your partners dick, signed mr. jewstein fuck this earth

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 11:15:41 2022 No.18245284 >>18242836 Thanks king

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 11:18:38 2022 No.18245292 File: 55 KB, 578x147, Screenshot_20220817-211756_Firefox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18242987 (((Stein)))

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 11:21:22 2022 No.18245294 File: 80 KB, 982x1024, 1655844687769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18245292 Every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 11:58:08 2022 No.18245378 >>18242987 >dr. Goldstein Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:34:02 2022 No.18245432 >>18244101 I was talking about the sausage

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:37:03 2022 No.18245439 >>18242767 Why does he pull back and then push forward showing the candles for like 5 seconds

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:50:13 2022 No.18245455 >>18244690 How do you fake stuffing your face like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 13:20:29 2022 No.18245518 File: 2.94 MB, 406x720, modded minecraft.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 13:23:33 2022 No.18245531
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>>18243603
Guy on the left just got out of prison. He was turned gay while he was in there. Also not his extreme attention to detail and "manners" because if you slip up in there you get shanked. He's seen some shit for sure.

Guy on the right works for TheChive, which makes him much gayer still.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 13:28:07 2022 No.18245554 File: 2.28 MB, 800x500, taco1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18244111 I was thinking Ben Linus

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 14:47:54 2022 No.18245727 >>18244223 the eggs of dorian grey

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 14:55:56 2022 No.18245751 >>18245518 This guy makes me uncomfortable. He just has this look of "I holiday in thailand to fuck 12 year olds". Idk what exactly triggers this instinct but I'd bet money that I'm right

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 15:03:16 2022 No.18245764 >>18242836 The worst quality eggs ever the yolk is almost yellow-white and it's suppose to be orange

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 15:05:20 2022 No.18245770 >>18245751 has the features of a loser - soft features and a boy face despite being in his 40s, small beady eyes. Looks like that "y tho" baby painting IRL

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 15:06:51 2022 No.18245773 >>18242970 classic

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 15:12:40 2022 No.18245791 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, welsh rarebit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 15:15:14 2022 No.18245800 >>18243135 fake and gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 15:22:22 2022 No.18245829 >>18245791 Dear god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 15:34:31 2022 No.18245878 File: 2.98 MB, 852x480, AnotherDay.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18243810 Your arteries are clogged because of the disgusting lifestyle you chose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:07:28 2022 No.18246011 File: 1.97 MB, 640x360, 1525805538545.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:12:26 2022 No.18246036 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, Garlic Paratha 5 mins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:27:33 2022 No.18246097 >>18242987 This is fake. One of you doomer assholes made this to demoralize the rest of us. Any other possibility is too horrifying to contemplate. Please Jebus, send an asteroid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:33:42 2022 No.18246124 >>18243195 Theres english text on the client's helmet >jesus is my So I doubt it is. I would guess India but I dont know if christianity is big there, and the egg king also touched the sandwich with his left hand which iirc is a no-no there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:33:46 2022 No.18246125 >>18246011 What's the point of this video? Is it just racist spics reinforcing retarded stereotypes of wypipo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:35:11 2022 No.18246130 >>18246097 nah, it's real. made it's obligatory rounds and several thread back during june when someone first found it

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:38:45 2022 No.18246134 >>18246011 the fuck is this??

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:38:59 2022 No.18246135 >>18242881 >>18242846 Leidenfrost effect

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:41:51 2022 No.18246147 >>18245878 10/10 post

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:43:56 2022 No.18246154 >>18246125 It's people who aren't racist having a good laugh about how much better other races are than whites. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:45:51 2022 No.18246160 File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, 1644729649630.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:55:59 2022 No.18246194 >>18246097 Sorry bud, it's real. Someone liked getting sodomized so much that they developed a diet to get less shit on their partners and playtoys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 16:57:41 2022 No.18246203 File: 100 KB, 700x473, 0865C426-97D2-495E-B765-FA3C48A99F4C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246011 >You

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:15:33 2022 No.18246274 >>18246011 >seething gringos cant handle bants jajajaajja dont be so insecure compas

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:16:11 2022 No.18246280

>>18246011
im a spic who grew up in america almost exclusively around my equally spic family and even im mad at this
>concha over glazed donuts
those are tourist bait sweets that attract americans because of the appearance, in realty those fuckers are dry and messy, never seen anyone eat them without hot chocolate
>gansito over twinkie
our house was always stocked with trashy snack cakes like twinkies and swiss rolls and everyone prefers them over mexican snack cakes. Gansito is basically just a shitty dry swiss roll with some fake tasting jelly and even faker tasting chocolate coating
>tapatio on EVERYTHING
lolno thats for gringos, try el yucateco, sauce made by actual mexicans
>torta over subway
yea try finding a place on every street corner where you can go in, buy and customize a FUCKING TORTA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:17:18 2022 No.18246284 >>18246280 who cares

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:18:41 2022 No.18246294 >>18246284 cope

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:18:54 2022 No.18246296 >>18246284 you, apparently

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:20:17 2022 No.18246303 >>18246296 i didn't even read all of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:31:59 2022 No.18246357 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1625265744108.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:42:14 2022 No.18246406 >>18246154 Anybody who says they aren't racist are racist. I'm racist because I choose to be. You're racist because you're too delusional to admit reality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:44:27 2022 No.18246422 File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, 1507628288603.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:45:46 2022 No.18246431 >>18246406 You're a moron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:46:08 2022 No.18246432 >>18246124 christianity is huge in Goa province

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 17:46:16 2022 No.18246433 >>18246422 >that'll be $350 + tip

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:01:43 2022 No.18246500 >>18246431 You're only saying that because you think I'm white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:03:23 2022 No.18246508 >>18246500 No, I'm saying that because you tried to argue with that post in the way that you did. You are an extremely stupid person.

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:11:49 2022 No.18246541

>>18245878
>>18246147
this was 5-7 years ago.
anon said he was suffering from depressions.
also, he was obviously american, and he said that in his town, you have to pay for the city to take your trash from the curb and he doesn't have anymoney.
it was a /fridge/ thread, and he posted his fridge with something along the lines of:
>tfw you have to fight rats to get to the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:13:53 2022 No.18246549 >>18242942 pearl harbour was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:20:57 2022 No.18246578 File: 1.73 MB, 854x480, 33.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:22:20 2022 No.18246588 >>18242970 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:22:20 2022 No.18246589 >>18245751 it's called physiognomy and it's a science

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:24:35 2022 No.18246602 File: 76 KB, 674x319, FaONoyzakAAgToy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246578

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:25:50 2022 No.18246610 >>18243603 the one on the left is such a dainty pretentious faggot that he makes me want to beat the shit out of him. I'm a trans woman and I'm more masculine than this fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:27:03 2022 No.18246615 File: 56 KB, 1024x572, 1635182570079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246610 You´re not a woman and ur just as much of a faggot as the guy on the left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:30:59 2022 No.18246628 >>18246615 You will never be a man

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:32:42 2022 No.18246634 >>18246578 >>18246602 If you make $200k or more and have busy work hours this makes sense unless you enjoy cooking. Just stop being poor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:42:10 2022 No.18246666 File: 2.31 MB, 480x480, 1655221723674.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 18:59:06 2022 No.18246733 >>18243115 new

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:00:38 2022 No.18246740 >>18243317 >>18243336 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:04:15 2022 No.18246762 >>18243195 nope, those guys dont look like locals and this kind of egg booth doesnt exist here

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:05:08 2022 No.18246767

>>18246634
These fags always disregard the actual time investment and food quality
And more importantly, if you're off work you're not being productive anyway.

>order food
>limited selection
>have to trust the ubereats nigger didn't mess with your food
>takes a fucking hour to arrive and it's cold

>eat out
>anything not fast food or a small dinner will take like 2h minimum between waiting for the meal, eating and faffing around
>also have to drive there
>typical meal hours have traffic so that takes even more time

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:06:08 2022 No.18246771 >>18245455 by just doing it? also hes a big guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:06:11 2022 No.18246773 >>18242780 Damn, that gun can almost shoot through an American's entire fat layer

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:06:19 2022 No.18246774 >>18246508 So much mental gymnastics in these posts. You're in way over your head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:07:09 2022 No.18246775 >>18246767 >anything not fast food or a small dinner will take like 2h minimum between waiting for the meal, eating and faffing around how fat are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:07:13 2022 No.18246777 >>18245727 underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:09:04 2022 No.18246782 >>18245791 I dont think cheese and beer emulsify like that, I call it bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:09:53 2022 No.18246785 >>18246775 An exaggeration but you know what he means

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:17:30 2022 No.18246814 File: 2.00 MB, 356x400, 1509169408672.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246666

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:17:47 2022 No.18246816

>>18246775
irrelevant, people like that webm aren't going to Applebee's, they'll go waste money at some fancy place and they always take ages
>drive X minutes to the restaurant
>oops the posh restaurant is in some high-class district that doesn't have any parking space nearby, waste time finding somewhere to park
>get there
>wait to get seated
>wait for the actual waiter to come
>order drinks
>wait 10m for drinks
>wait for the waiter to give you the menu
>wait 15m before the waiter comes back and hopefully everyone's ready or else you'll wait another 10m
>order food
>wait 20m for some trendy overpriced appetisers
>wait 20m for the salad/soup
>wait 40m for the entree
>eat and wait another 40m before the waiter comes back for more drinks or desert
>another 20m if you ordered more
>finally ready for the bill
>needs another 15m before the waiter shows up so you can ask for the bill
>wait 15m before he actually brings back the bill
>pay
>stay there and talk some more until everyone decides they're ready to leave
>drive back X minutes to your home

you get the idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:23:41 2022 No.18246840 >>18246634 I'd rather make high fives salary and have more extracurricular time than make a seven figure salary and not have time to cook or even see my family.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:35:10 2022 No.18246894 >>18245791 Maybe I'm a fatass but that looks pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:36:27 2022 No.18246899 >>18246771 He faked it by... actually doing it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:40:01 2022 No.18246918 >>18246578 Holy shit is this guy a villain on every board? He gets posted on /lit/ too saying reading is a waste of time

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:43:19 2022 No.18246933 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, geoduck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246135 Thanks for reading the filename to us, retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:43:19 2022 No.18246932 >>18246771 >he's a big guy FOR YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:54:50 2022 No.18246969 >>18246899 it's fake as in it didn't naturally happenned Yes the guy did order and and like that but it was part of the plan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:56:34 2022 No.18246977 >>18246969 Staged is the word you're looking for

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 19:58:40 2022 No.18246985 >>18246977 right, pardon my ESL

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 20:33:52 2022 No.18247124 >>18246422 very clearly sped up too, 0:27 bottom left, clearing the cup at light speed

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 20:57:59 2022 No.18247201 File: 2.76 MB, 1920x1080, 1575150163509.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 21:15:49 2022 No.18247280 >>18246160 AYOO THIS NIGGA EATING BEENZ

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 21:24:38 2022 No.18247345 >>18245751 he's going to Thailand, for buisness... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctDjnG8J9cY

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 21:36:47 2022 No.18247408 >>18243036 >there's fucking two of them oh jeebuz

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 21:40:30 2022 No.18247426 >>18247201 >food is bad >sneaks in a rice ball Nips are fucking delusional

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 21:44:25 2022 No.18247453 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, cigar ash sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 21:56:00 2022 No.18247510 >>18247426 rice for breakfast is for freaks. Rice is not a breakfast food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 21:56:34 2022 No.18247516 >>18247510 Say what, rice and eggs is great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:06:06 2022 No.18247552 >>18247453 I'm not offended by the cigar ash, but they really fucked up by using sauce out of a bottle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:07:29 2022 No.18247557 File: 2.81 MB, 500x280, THE BEST HONEY BBQ CHICKEN MELT SAM THE COOKING GUY.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:08:34 2022 No.18247561 File: 2.83 MB, 500x280, Pizza Fried Cheese Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:10:38 2022 No.18247571 >>18242780 >point blank >can't even shoot straight through the targets

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:11:37 2022 No.18247577 >>18247571 It's hard to aim at something you can't see

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:12:12 2022 No.18247581 >>18247577 they're all lined up straight retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:12:52 2022 No.18247584 >>18247581 Then how do you reference straight with the pistol

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:14:17 2022 No.18247593 >>18247584 perpendicular to the target surface you mouthbreathing mong. if the bullet trajectory deviated that much in 3 fucking feet imagine if he was actually "aiming" at something 10 yards away

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:29:45 2022 No.18247670 >>18247561 Now that's Good Eats

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:30:53 2022 No.18247674 File: 1.76 MB, 480x480, weebcakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:35:57 2022 No.18247691 >>18247674 This planning behind this must be crazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7mVxMH-glY Surely there are restaurants in Japan that specialize in this kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:37:03 2022 No.18247696 >>18247674 touhou is a waffle not a pancake

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:38:03 2022 No.18247701 >>18247557 semi cringe but i bet its tasty as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:40:18 2022 No.18247711 >>18247510 >Rice is not a breakfast food Rice is an all day every day kind of food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:42:25 2022 No.18247716 File: 2.01 MB, 310x174, 6rzx.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18247581 >>18247571 nogunz detected, as soon as a bullet hits something it changes course, a .50cal can't even make it trough peeps

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:42:30 2022 No.18247717 >>18242942 I saw this guy do this live once at a variety show, he puts a second burger on the umbrella and lights it on fire, it's pretty neat

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:46:33 2022 No.18247728 >>18247593 I don't think you would need to account for shooting through several yards of butter when "aiming"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:46:58 2022 No.18247731 File: 2.86 MB, 470x347, 3724953907.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246933

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:47:09 2022 No.18247732 >>18247716 >bullet: "I have to go now, my planet needs me..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:55:14 2022 No.18247764 >>18246578 high iq people like me only eat at mcdonalds

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:56:36 2022 No.18247769 >>18242987 THEY EAT DA POO POO!!!

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 22:57:50 2022 No.18247778

>>18246357
This is so gay, but the thing that pisses me off the most
>Pot-to-table polenta is an ancient Tuscan custom, predating the invention of ceramic plates
This is so fucking retarded, there were ceramic plates since the bronze age in the Tuscany area. And while Polenta existed before the introduction of corn I'm pretty sure "no one has invented plates yet" is bullshit.
The polenta is put on a large wooden board (and not directly on the table usually) to spread it evenly and make it cool down faster, that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 00:01:41 2022 No.18247983 File: 4 KB, 225x225, dduunbbs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246666 niceeee quaderinos

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 00:06:47 2022 No.18248007 >>18243135 Thought it was gonna be full of cocaine

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 00:15:59 2022 No.18248042 File: 2.23 MB, 576x1024, Typical Brit 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18245751 He holidays in Italy to piss off dagos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 00:17:55 2022 No.18248056 >>18246422 >here's your $900 performance art

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 00:51:15 2022 No.18248159 >>18242987 as a fag this shit is so insulting to me. leave me and what i do with my dick the fuck alone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:04:49 2022 No.18248218 >>18247778 doesnt it get cold by the time you eat it if you plate it like that? polenta is a hearty winter dish and serving it in a normal plate would keep it warm longer. cold polenta gets stiff and gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:09:13 2022 No.18248228 >>18246782 >He's never made beer cheese You poor sweet soul.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:11:08 2022 No.18248234 >>18247691 Making anime pancakes? I doubt it. There's restaurants where your table has a hibachi grill and you cook pancakes yourself, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:12:52 2022 No.18248241 File: 45 KB, 895x274, 1630206313867.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246125 >DAS RAYSIS FOR WHYTE PPL >FUGGIN SPICS Go eat your ranch and taco bell yt boi

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:15:02 2022 No.18248247 File: 131 KB, 678x960, 1657387462023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246160 >>18247280

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:16:53 2022 No.18248250 >>18246406 That simply makes no sense, all that hate in your heart is gunna give you a heart attack

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:25:15 2022 No.18248269 >>18246578 >I can't think of a lower ROI activity yeah it's only the sustenance your body needs to survive, fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:38:41 2022 No.18248312 >>18242767 Oh wow the corn gets bigger! I've never seen this phenomenon before!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:45:48 2022 No.18248329 File: 2.35 MB, 360x640, trailer park wellington.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18245791 >cheese on white bread Is this the pinnacle of Welsh cuisine?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:51:00 2022 No.18248345 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, that'll be $250 plus tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:52:11 2022 No.18248347 File: 2.83 MB, 304x540, Roasted cherry tomato spaghetti.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:53:23 2022 No.18248352 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Adana kebab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:54:34 2022 No.18248356 File: 2.89 MB, 600x336, Roasted tomato and garlic soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:58:08 2022 No.18248368 File: 1.67 MB, 640x360, Jack_Rides_Again.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] keto for your health

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:58:50 2022 No.18248372 File: 1.37 MB, 1024x1024, cdc87b68-beb0-11ec-bc29-2d9591b1b293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248347 mmm

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 01:59:52 2022 No.18248376 >>18248368 I can't tell what he's adding but it actually doesn't look bad. Mini quiche? Could this be a Jack recipe that's not inedible/revolting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:00:54 2022 No.18248378 >>18245554 thats kays stove isnt it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:03:27 2022 No.18248385 File: 2.28 MB, 720x480, Moist_Daddy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248376 Amazing Egg Muffins (Low carb /keto friendly) yeah it's fritataesque, one could definitely do worse for a meal

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:06:11 2022 No.18248396 File: 860 KB, 1280x720, pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:07:55 2022 No.18248400 File: 1.55 MB, 940x529, Blending_fail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just some classic jacks for the boys

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:08:59 2022 No.18248405 File: 1.65 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246011 Imagine bragging about creating plastic waste

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:13:36 2022 No.18248419 File: 2.67 MB, 1280x720, cakejak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:13:57 2022 No.18248421 File: 55 KB, 1440x323, wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248400 Anybody else been getting this shit lately? Just when I think mobile has finally reached parity with desktop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:19:01 2022 No.18248439 File: 25 KB, 512x499, 1645708299579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248421

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:24:21 2022 No.18248454 File: 2.10 MB, 1280x720, jakninja69.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248421 [described video] jack uses a blender to blend hot soup and is scalded as the slurry rises to meet his hand

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:27:22 2022 No.18248466 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, well_done.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] moist. delicious. get jacked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:29:20 2022 No.18248474 How much would it take to crowdfund a prosthetic arm for Jack, ala MGSV?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:29:25 2022 No.18248475 >>18248454 i have the large version of this its actually the best food processor i've used

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:34:44 2022 No.18248497 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, Fishing_withJack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248475 I have a black and decker thing that size and it sucks completely so I'm sure the meme ninja would blow it away

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:35:38 2022 No.18248500 File: 1.15 MB, 314x232, wewww lad.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248352 This simply looks better than any Italian or French meal I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:38:58 2022 No.18248510 File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, Thick_Creampie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:41:08 2022 No.18248519 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, MixandMatch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:42:59 2022 No.18248529 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, Cooking With Jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:44:39 2022 No.18248540 >>18246666 Nurgle burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:46:07 2022 No.18248546 >>18242987 Hahahaha can't even go on a fucking cooking forum without seeing shit like this. What a time to be alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:47:25 2022 No.18248550 >>18248510 that shit is good, i'd buy a tube of that and a pack of gram crackers and eat it for lunch break inb4 lardass t. 138lbs/5'10

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:49:18 2022 No.18248557 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Party Cheese Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248550 yeah the light stuff tastes pretty good, has like a two week shelf life so you can keep the party going for a while

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:52:04 2022 No.18248571 File: 36 KB, 500x535, 1660791114765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18247201 Obligatory

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:53:27 2022 No.18248578 File: 1.55 MB, 854x480, whoops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:54:33 2022 No.18248582 >>18248474 >this is pequod, napalm strike on palestinians inbound

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 02:56:28 2022 No.18248594 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, juicey_food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:01:50 2022 No.18248624 File: 631 KB, 720x404, holy_juices.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:07:33 2022 No.18248648 File: 910 KB, 1280x720, jakattack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:09:09 2022 No.18248654 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, TearingUp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:10:09 2022 No.18248659 >>18248654 its a shame these are made from plastic i'd use metal ones even if they were inconvenient

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:10:48 2022 No.18248664 >>18248347 Is that a decent way of making sauce or is it a meme?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:12:16 2022 No.18248670 >>18248654 >>18248659 wasnt ck making fun of these a few months ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:12:19 2022 No.18248672 >>18248347 what happened in between the cut of the tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:14:22 2022 No.18248681 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, Test your might.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248659 I don't know, they look like garbage can handles from below

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:17:38 2022 No.18248693 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, Splash.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:19:36 2022 No.18248700 File: 2.24 MB, 420x315, Pizza Jack Style.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] been a slice, ja/ck/ers

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:29:16 2022 No.18248741 >>18248454 I have never used this style of blender before, what did he do wrong here? Overfilled it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:32:58 2022 No.18248752 >>18248624 God why is he so revolting to look at

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:38:11 2022 No.18248768 >>18248378 yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:43:58 2022 No.18248790 >>18246160 so do they bake their own beans or use canned?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:52:05 2022 No.18248813 >>18248659 you could just use forks, if the meat is tender enough you don't need to rip it apart with claws

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 03:54:59 2022 No.18248829 >>18247711 Rice isn't food

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:00:56 2022 No.18248847 >>18247552 I assume it's their own brand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:05:13 2022 No.18248859 >>18246969 So he ordered the food and wolfed it down. What's the next step in his master plan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:07:48 2022 No.18248869 >>18246782 Fondue is just cheese and white wine. Don't know what else to tell you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:13:53 2022 No.18248897 >>18243242 i hope that some day aliens get a bunch of infomercials like this beamed to them and they come and just destroy us all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:14:39 2022 No.18248899 >>18248329 thats a stromboli

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:15:47 2022 No.18248903 >>18246666 Like popping a zit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:24:17 2022 No.18248940 >>18247691 ngl when he poured the syrup all over and showed the pancake all bukkake'd with it at the end i popped a quarter chub

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:27:57 2022 No.18248952 >>18248347 The noodles aren't even boiled?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:44:52 2022 No.18249019 >>18248952 The rice cooks the noodles

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:45:56 2022 No.18249024 >>18248741 No the plastic literally screws onto the black blender part that ends up on the bottom. I have no idea how this retard could mess this up. Maybe he didn't align the threading of the screw correctly

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 04:53:34 2022 No.18249047 >>18249024 yeah if you screw it on at an angle it'll thread but not entirely so there will be leakage.. wow, so fucking STUPID how could he DO THAT haha jesus christ WOWWWWW I. AM. SO. DONE. [spoiler]stick a fork in me LOL!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:10:32 2022 No.18249116 >>18249047 >he doesn't know it's not an act

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:10:47 2022 No.18249120

>>18247691
i feel like this isn't as hard as it looks. There are basically 3 shades, white, brown, dark brown/black. most of the outline and some darker elements that need the longest time to cook like the eyes are drawn first. Then some brown shading is drawn next. Then the finale white-ish shading is drawn last by covering the entire pancake with a final layer of batter

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:19:06 2022 No.18249149 >>18243624 But with aids

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:20:13 2022 No.18249152 >>18248859 Repeat the process

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:21:57 2022 No.18249162 >>18246628 Why wont he bro?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:23:48 2022 No.18249169 >>18242767 Fucking steampunk bullshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:32:25 2022 No.18249200 >>18247124 > t. never had to keep webms under 3 megs

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:34:37 2022 No.18249210 >>18245751 >>18245770 Yes he does look british

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:48:41 2022 No.18249258 >>18246154 So they are racists?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:49:42 2022 No.18249259 >>18248250 What about the anon talking shit about white people?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:56:48 2022 No.18249281 >>18246422 I thought this was a cooking thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 05:58:07 2022 No.18249285 >>18246357 Faggots served by a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:02:38 2022 No.18249302 >>18246578 I like to know what im eating, thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:09:34 2022 No.18249327 >>18247557 dios mio

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:13:45 2022 No.18249340 >>18245878 imagine the smell.....

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:32:23 2022 No.18249401 >>18248042 I bet that's in sorrento

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:37:40 2022 No.18249418 >>18245518 The Brits really are special needs aren’t they.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:40:32 2022 No.18249428 >>18248790 Considering the place is ran by Heinz, they technically are baking their own beans. Just off-site

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:44:35 2022 No.18249442 >>18246541 Just throw your trash in the street. The city jannies will clean it up; they have no choice

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:47:30 2022 No.18249452

>>18246634
Unless you only sleep 5 hours a night and then are working nonstop the other 19 hours of the day, you’re leaving money on the table.

See how retarded this approach to life is? And mind you, I unironically say “time is money”. I consider the time I take off for myself to do things like cooking or enjoy hobbies to be investments in my own mental wellbeing. THAT’s the ROI; the fact you don’t go insane because you take time to slow down and just enjoy a calm and quiet moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:53:21 2022 No.18249468 >>18246578 Dont think just consume. Got it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:56:17 2022 No.18249474 >>18246666 Obviously this is a monster but I never got why people do the whole cut open and show it thing with burgers. Burgers have zero aesthetics

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 06:57:28 2022 No.18249479 >>18247426 The food is so bad that nips resort to sneaking rice balls.

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:06:54 2022 No.18249501

>>18249479
>jam on toast
>fried egg
>blood sausage
The only potentially objectionable thing on that plate is the sausage, rice balls are inferior to this. As another anon posted later, it’s also hypocritical because the japs are a nation of people who eat rotting beans, raw fish, and turtle penis. They’re in no position to talk about “unappealing cuisine”

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:12:39 2022 No.18249521 >>18247510 Unless it goes snap, crackle, and pop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:12:43 2022 No.18249522 >>18246011 the salsa bit is just... all she did was squash the avocado, what even is the point of the pestel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:14:41 2022 No.18249530 >>18249501 She's a character. She isn't the embodiment of an entire nation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:14:50 2022 No.18249531 >>18246578 Faggy mannerisms

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:26:55 2022 No.18249572 >>18248654 Shredded meat is the grossest. Destroys all texture, ruins it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:28:30 2022 No.18249578 >>18246578 Based. Smarter and richer than any poster on this board. Maybe he's on to something? /ck/: nah I gotta cook my food he's only rich because he's lucky Joggin my noggin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:29:09 2022 No.18249579 >>18249530 She is the embodiment of the author’s terrible opinion, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:35:46 2022 No.18249599 >>18247124 your actually retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:36:05 2022 No.18249601 >>18243135 Lmao they killed a fish by shoving that beer inside just to make this video. That's so fuckin based

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:38:07 2022 No.18249607 >>18249579 So what

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:38:56 2022 No.18249613

>>18242786
Shitbull absolutely mogged by the chad gopher. The shitbull stares with violent envy and seethes that it cannot do the only thing it knows (kill toddlers) while the gopher achieves maximum domination by enjoying pizza without fear. The gopher goes home to his own network of tunnels that he built himself while the shitbull gets mad his owners are taking their time having a new baby for him to kill since the last one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:40:28 2022 No.18249615 >>18249501 It's marmite on toast, burned egg and blood sausage. I'd rather eat plain rice too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:41:52 2022 No.18249621 >>18249607 Why’d you reply, then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:42:38 2022 No.18249623 >>18249621 Not him, but I didn't.

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:44:23 2022 No.18249627

>>18249615
>marmite
Almost identical flavour to soy sauce, which japs put on everything.
>burnt egg
Since when is sunny side up ‘burnt’? What, do the nips eat liquid egg?
>blood sausage
I addressed that. And it’s really only ‘gross’ if you know what it is, like haggis. If you don’t have the ingredients read off to you, it just tastes like particularly rich meatloaf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:52:44 2022 No.18249654 >>18246578 IM BROKE!

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:53:54 2022 No.18249661

>>18248594

I legitimately don't understand jack. I get not being skilled at cooking, and I get wanting to famous. What I don't understand is trying to do both. With all the information available and simple instinct, it's incomprehensible that Jack doesn't know he's terrible at cooking.

So does he do it as a contrarian? Is this some artistic expression attempting to expose celebrity food culture? I literally don't understand why he would upload videos of him cooking. There must be a reason I don't understand

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:57:33 2022 No.18249679

>>18249661
The reality is that you can eat raw chicken and you will be fine 99% of the time. We're all worried because of the 1% whereas chads like Jack don't give a fuck. Since the surface is cooked, the risk is already reduced by a lot. Sure, you might draw the short straw and shit out your life for a week, but it's not likely enough for chads like Jack.

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:58:45 2022 No.18249682

>>18249661
He started because he thought it would help him sell his sauce. He has come at it from a few angles now, even trying to sell the rights to the recipes. It's a failed business idea but he has no other ideas in life so he keeps going with it. Being his wife must be so frustrating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:59:44 2022 No.18249687 >>18249679 Not only does this not answer my question, it amplifies my confusion

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 08:02:22 2022 No.18249698

>>18249661
>With all the information available and simple instinct, it's incomprehensible that Jack doesn't know he's terrible at cooking.
>and simple instinct
I would like to assume he clearly has a different instinct for food than others, which actually makes him enjoy most of what he makes quite well, and he accordingly dismisses most of the seemingly obvious complaints as trolls/haters. But it is also possible he is so bullheaded that he forces himself to treat everything he makes as if it were great, to the point that it appears little different on the outside.

It's probably somewhere in between those two extremes.

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 08:06:16 2022 No.18249713

>>18249682
How does uploading videos verifying your culinary incompetence help? He must know he can't instruct others or provide unique recipes that are desired.

Everything about this man is baffling and I feel like I'm on the outside of an in-joke that is his online personality

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 08:10:02 2022 No.18249727 >>18249698 So he's just a narcissist? I can understand that. Like he simply believes what he makes is worthy of recording?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 08:11:11 2022 No.18249731 >>18249727 Certainly gives off that vibe to some degree, but I imagine there's layers to it if someone gave enough fucks to look into it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 08:15:57 2022 No.18249749 >>18249731 Fair enough, and that actually makes sense in retrospect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 08:20:44 2022 No.18249758 >>18249578 One day he'll be maggot food same as us. Maybe he'll get a slightly fancier casket though so that's nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 08:55:59 2022 No.18249854 >>18249418 theres always one faggot who says this every time its posted, yet this cunt is a yank

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 08:58:36 2022 No.18249860 >>18248571 Based natto

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:02:49 2022 No.18249874 >>18248672 Immersion blended it I think

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:10:18 2022 No.18249888 >>18246610 based tranny

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:10:27 2022 No.18249889 >>18249627 Why are you anglos so sensitive? You can't even take banter from a chinky cartoon, how embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:20:46 2022 No.18249918 >>18246422 cooking, i feel, is all about balance, and this presentation heavy shit is gay unless you make too much money, food is filling AND looks good, and ta stes good too

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:24:37 2022 No.18249921 >>18246666 i hate people who do this shit just for reactions like yeah, wow, thats disgusting, why did you do that? what a waste

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:25:03 2022 No.18249922 >>18249918 Yeah? You're not sounding very smart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:39:43 2022 No.18249948 >>18248550 gotta agree, as a kid i used to just buy cream cheese and dip cheeze its in it, shit was so good fuck you for making me wanna buy that shit again...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:45:03 2022 No.18249956 >>18249922 You will pay 300$ for a dribble of cum, chud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:47:08 2022 No.18249961 >>18249922 im smarter than the college educated hipster faggot who likes this shit, give me some good tasting food that doesnt look like shit, not some good looking food that tastes like shit, fuck your instagram page and fuck your facebook friends

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:49:03 2022 No.18249965 File: 570 KB, 726x726, Screenshot 2022-08-18 at 05-47-24 large cheese it - Google Search.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18249948 that also sound good, need the big cheese its

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:50:15 2022 No.18249968 >>18249961 >seems... weird >me want... not weird >not weird familiar >familiar good >not weird good

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 09:55:55 2022 No.18249984

>>18249968
im the weirdest person most people meet, i like weird things, i wanna eat a fried taurantula and i hate those "I WONT EAT TEH BUGS" memes
but overly dramatic presentation just seems gay to me, like... focus on the taste, they're obviously just doing the theatrics for social media, and fuck that
and i've had enough dicks in my mouth to know whats gay and whats not

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:00:11 2022 No.18249992
File: 2.54 MB, 640x640, Taylor swift eating lobster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18246578
Cooking is therapeutic for me.
I would cook even if I didn't have to eat.

I don't think that dancing like a fag in some nightclub is "higher ROI" anyway either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:05:54 2022 No.18250016 >>18246578 i like that he pulled the onion out of the fridge

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:10:25 2022 No.18250035 >>18242962 Why would he want to get out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:15:38 2022 No.18250050 >>18242987 They've gotten far too bold. To hell with gays, blacks, browns. Gas the kikes, race war now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:16:49 2022 No.18250054 >>18242809 No he used them

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:18:12 2022 No.18250058 >>18248497 Why would you buy anything black & decker?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:19:28 2022 No.18250059 >>18249992 Taylor wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:22:56 2022 No.18250068 File: 26 KB, 612x408, d60c6393fb495c71c0e35c827c134bacf511ad98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246160 me at 3am looking for the beenz resturant

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:23:46 2022 No.18250072 >>18247717 The umbrella or the burger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:27:31 2022 No.18250080 >>18246918 [sp]who?[/sp]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:29:28 2022 No.18250083 >>18246125 Let the spics have their fun. Choosing a doughnut over a loaf of bread won't make up for the fact they are pathetic scum that no one wants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:29:57 2022 No.18250084 >>18250080 fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:35:40 2022 No.18250096 >>18249682 Ive read in other threads that he had sauce for sale at Walmart. What was it? Has anyone tried it? Do they still sell it? I'm not from america but if I was id be down to Walmart now checking it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:37:19 2022 No.18250099 >>18248500 It looks like burger king

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:41:23 2022 No.18250111 >>18246541 Yea for me it throwing all my junk in the corner of the grocery store parking lot like all the other poor people do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:44:59 2022 No.18250121 >>18245764 Literally doesnt matter. You can achieve an orange yolk simply by adding beta carotene to a chickens diet. The color of a yolk means nothing. It's the firmness of the yolk and shell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 10:52:05 2022 No.18250131 >>18245751 he probably posts on /trv/

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 11:01:14 2022 No.18250154 >>18248500 it's because of the show factor. I would take a good bolognese over this any day

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 11:04:17 2022 No.18250158 >>18243036 omg, do they even know they are next to each other? That is some matrix shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 11:32:14 2022 No.18250219 >>18249613 I read this in David attenborough voice

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 14:52:46 2022 No.18250730 >>18246011 Are those mangoes or pumpkin at 0:26?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 15:02:50 2022 No.18250756 >>18248421 4chan started supporting VP9 webms recently and Kuroba doesn't seem to support those yet unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 15:10:29 2022 No.18250778 >>18243597 This dude and his travel shows are based though, one of the few good things on Russian TV (at least used to be until the travel show section of that channel died with the war).

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 15:36:12 2022 No.18250888 >>18243115 New Delhi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 16:24:56 2022 No.18251106 >>18248376 look at the consistency of the batter as he pours it out with the spoon. it's like 90% oil

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 16:30:42 2022 No.18251120 >>18248419 how this fat fuck's mexican mother did not beat him to death for his incompetence during his childhood is beyond me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 16:44:53 2022 No.18251174 >>18249661 how does he have half a million subs on youtube?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 16:48:07 2022 No.18251182 >>18251174 shock value. his newest videos get less than 5k views which is an awful sub/view ratio

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 16:49:57 2022 No.18251194 File: 1.21 MB, 1602x618, 1658000892806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18251182 he has plenty of videos with >1M view count. it seems like most people just overlook his incompetence

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 17:26:55 2022 No.18251287 File: 39 KB, 1271x720, 1625946914150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18251194 >cut onion without crying

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 17:33:55 2022 No.18251306 >>18246280 >el yucateco It's good, but their reliance on food coloring to produce radioactive color reeks of needing to appeal to simple intellects like children and minorities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 17:38:48 2022 No.18251315 File: 90 KB, 499x461, 1658743040193693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18249888

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 18:02:05 2022 No.18251375 >>18251194 >12 years ago >15 years ago >8 years ago >15 years ago >13 years ago >6 years ago (fundraiser) >12 years ago >13 years ago >11 years ago >4 years ago thats cute, post one with +1MM views where he has use of both his hands

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 18:16:13 2022 No.18251416 >>18251306 >food coloring >Turmeric turmeric is good shit bro, you're just putting a negative connotation on it because "food coloring" is a scary buzz word to manipulate retards

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 18:56:19 2022 No.18251566 >>18251416 Enjoy the lead. Look up the brand and lead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:16:13 2022 No.18251636 File: 80 KB, 1280x960, looney.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18242773 I...I...I think I know how Balloon fetishists and pimple popping video watchers feel nao...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:18:57 2022 No.18251650 >>18244665 Criminally underrated

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:24:18 2022 No.18251672
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>>18245791
Was gonna poast--"THE FUCK IT IS!!1!!!"
>sees full vid
Nope, that's EXACTLY what that is.
Nice video...
Welsh Rarebit is better if you toast the top with a burning slab of hardwood..But that's for camping and cross-Quarter days.
>pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:30:22 2022 No.18251703 >>18246160 >Imagine the restroom

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:32:32 2022 No.18251715 File: 1.49 MB, 900x9794, Dat Fridge doe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18246541 Sounds familiar...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:41:39 2022 No.18251765 >>18248352 I watched this to Tangerine Dream's Love on a real Train. https://youtu.be/ZRSNy8DcIDk give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 20:02:31 2022 No.18251872 >>18249613 "The shitbull stares with violent envy and seethes..." Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 20:30:46 2022 No.18251994 >>18251416 The red sauce has red #40 and the green sauce has blue #1.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 20:35:05 2022 No.18252014 >>18251416 Lead eater moment

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 20:36:16 2022 No.18252022 >>18251994 must be a new thing, i haven't bought it in a long time and back then it was either turmeric or annatto

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 20:40:25 2022 No.18252035 >>18251566 that was only the Salsa Picante de Chile Habanero

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