/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18236325]

the red potato is the best potato

[Anonymous No.18236329]

White potato is better than Potato Of Colour.

[Anonymous No.18236332]

>>18236325
Red potatoes are like women with too much make-up

[Anonymous No.18236337]

>>18236325
Best potatoes for mashed potatoes.

[Anonymous No.18236346]

>>18236325
Russet is better.

[Anonymous No.18236401]

>>18236346
you're wrong

[Anonymous No.18236414]

Red potatoes are the potatoes of good and decent hardworking folks.

Golden potatoes are the potatoes of the educated and moneyed classes.

Brown potatoes are the potatoes of the undesirable/homosexual and criminal classes.

[Anonymous No.18236437]

>>18236414
Just peel off your potatoes before your cook them.
Choosing potatoes according to their color is like juging a book from its cover.

[Anonymous No.18236447]

No matter how much I scrub them, potato skins makes me shit all over myself, so I no longer eat them.

[Anonymous No.18236480]

>>18236325
>>18236329
>>18236337
>>18236346
>>18236401
>>18236414
You're all wrong. REAL best potato coming through.

[Anonymous No.18236492]

>>18236480
that looks like sh1t that came out my ass dude lmao

[Anonymous No.18236498]

Potato do no care too hot. Potato do no care too cold. Potato no get much water? Please, it no need much water. Potato get too much water? Is time for BIG potato. Potato do no have need of anything no even gravity. In space, scientist of russia have grow potato. They eat the space potato, it taste like ground potato. Potato survive anywhere. Potato survive everywhere. Tomato is squishy, it get bruise from walk in crate to car of farm. Not potato. Potato no care if you deliver to supermarket with bat of the baseball. You hit onion? You now have squash onion. You hit potato? Now you have many piece of potato. Can eat raw. Can boil. Can fry. You can throw in fire and eat like bear, potato? Still good. Cut up and use as stamp. With knife, chop to correct size, can use to fill hole in boat. You can turn potato into vodka, for drink or maybe even use run car engine.

[Anonymous No.18236505]

>>18236492
>"looks like shit"

you're already unoriginal but on top of that you're saying that about something that isn't even brown or green. you say about something that is purple and doesn't resemble shit in any way so you're just dumb like your parents always said you were.

[Anonymous No.18236795]

wendy's has the best potatoes. what cultivar of potato are these nigs using? 'cause my home-baked potatoes never taste that good. i'm sure it's not a russet.