/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18236304]

Off to the shop. You do write physical lists, don't you Anon?

[Anonymous No.18236309]

I make tiktok video and keep it on repeat while shopping

[Anonymous No.18236310]

>>18236304
No, I just memorize what I need. I’m not demented yet.

[Anonymous No.18236316]

>>18236304
Google Keep checklist.

[Anonymous No.18236328]

>>18236304
There's apps for that

[Anonymous No.18236333]

I got one of those newfangled smartphones a few years back and literally the only things I use it for are texting, setting an alarm clock, taking pictures, and using the notepad app for shopping lists. Once in a blue moon I'll make a phone call or look something up on the internet when I'm not in front of a computer, but that's about it. Half the shit I buy is going to be something I bought on one of my last 2 or 3 shopping trips, so there's no reason to write everything out every time. I feel like the only reason people write everything out in a little notebook at this point is just so they can post it online for reddit points or whatever - and yet you still fucked up and couldn't even rotate your fucking image. Like, seriously, you wrote all that shit out and then took a picture with your phone. Why in the actual fuck would you take the notebook with you when you literally have the list on your phone?

[Anonymous No.18236336]

>>18236304
yes but not in a fancy notebook
usually on some used toiletpaper, im super eco aware.

[Anonymous No.18236368]

Women

[Anonymous No.18236371]

>>18236304
I write it on a white board and take a picture with my phone

[Anonymous No.18236420]

I use an app called SoftList.

[Anonymous No.18236423]

>>18236371
i just bring the white board with me in case i have to make some changes while i'm at the store.

[Anonymous No.18236464]

>>18236304
no.
why would i make a list?

[Anonymous No.18236474]

>>18236304
why are some lines skipped?
what kind of 'tism is this?

[Anonymous No.18236477]

not being a retarded single mother, no, I don't.

[Anonymous No.18236534]

>>18236304
>cereal

If i just wrote cereal id spend 20 minutes in the cereal aisle indecisively walking up and down trying to make a decision , i make a decision before i go with 1 backup in case the first isnt available

[Anonymous No.18236546]

>>18236474
vegetables are together because they're together in the same section of the store. canned foods are together on the list because they're in the same section of the store.
etc.

[Anonymous No.18236551]

>>18236546
that's some slight ocd levels.
they're all in the same building, anon.
think bigger.

[Anonymous No.18236620]

>>18236304
i always buy the same shit so dont need a list

[Anonymous No.18236632]

>>18236546
Thank you. At least someone here understands my methods.

[Anonymous No.18236660]

[Anonymous No.18236663]

>>18236304
I just buy the shit on Amazon and a guy comes in my house and puts the shit away for me.

[Anonymous No.18236670]

>>18236660
This is gay.

[Anonymous No.18236671]

>>18236620
was going to post literally this just with capitalized "I"s and an apostrophe in "don't"

[Anonymous No.18236694]

>>18236660
Why the fuck are random things capitalized for no reason?

[Anonymous No.18236701]

>>18236660
>Needs to put water on the grocery list

So this is what it's like living in the third world huh

[Anonymous No.18236736]

>>18236660
>Stevia
>Agave Nectar
>Lowfat Milk
>Almond Milk
>Gluten Free Bread
>Old Fashion
>Everyday List
>Bottled water
Bet she's an unsufferable prick.

[Anonymous No.18236747]

>>18236660
>water (obviously)
Is she being a bitch to herself for putting something she thought was obvious on the list?

[Anonymous No.18236775]

>>18236701
>>18236747
guys the point of checklists is just to avoid forgetting something that is obvious in retrospect. You might think it is stupid, but when they implemented checklists in hospitals it brought down cases of iatrogenesis (injuries caused by healthcare providers) significantly.
Even though each individual step is obvious, making it trackable external to your brain is valuable.

[Anonymous No.18236779]

>>18236775
yeah well im fuckin smart and i dont forget stuff so i dont need a list
and if u do need a list then ur a dumbass? so..

[Anonymous No.18236784]

>>18236775
>blah blah
Faggot, she literally wrote “(obviously)” as a parenthetical next to water.
I know what a checklist is for. You don’t write “(obviously)” next to a checklist entry.

[Anonymous No.18236788]

>>18236784
I see
>>18236779
fuck you i bet you forgot a bunch of simple shit you simple bitch

[Anonymous No.18236809]

>>18236779
Lol you sound gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.18236813]

>>18236775
You don't need to buy water in a first world country since you can literally get it from the tap retard

[Anonymous No.18236814]

>>18236779
stop shitting up my thread

[Anonymous No.18236819]

>>18236813
>drinking tap water
Enjoy your micrometals

[Anonymous No.18236821]

>>18236819
and there is also microcum and micropoop in

[Anonymous No.18236824]

>>18236819
See i don't have to worry about that since my tap water is literally cleaner then bottled water, welcome to the first world

[Anonymous No.18236837]

>>18236824
>doesn’t mention country
If you’re too ashamed to say it, it’s probably not 1st world.

[Anonymous No.18236840]

>>18236837
Sweden FAGGOT, in fact the stream running outside my house probably has better water then your average bottled water

[Anonymous No.18236842]

>>18236840
>Sweden FAGGOT
No need to repeat yourself, anon.

[Anonymous No.18236846]

>>18236842
>Keep being jelly

[Anonymous No.18236853]

>>18236304
My memory is good enough. I don't bother with a list.

[Anonymous No.18236867]

>>18236551
>think bigger
No, think smarter. Know the general layout of your usual store and write your list in the order you go past various food groups. Now your shopping time has been cut in half because you don't go back and forth and won't get tempted by random offers.

Wa la.

[Anonymous No.18236895]

hell no nigger i smoke a fat blunt before hitting the store. then i load up on bogos and whatever the fuck else i want and ring up half of it at the self check out

[Anonymous No.18236901]

>>18236867
>won't get tempted by random offers.
Yeah nothing sucks more than saving money on things.
>inb4 they only trick you into thinking you’re saving money
I know the normal prices of things I buy.

[Anonymous No.18236902]

>>18236304
no, I keep a list on my phone like a normal person

[Anonymous No.18236905]

>>18236840
>sweden

[Anonymous No.18236919]

I don't like using my phone because I have to keep unlocking it every time I need to look at the list or take something off it

[Anonymous No.18236941]

>>18236304
I write some things on my arm or hand, hard to forgoet when it's on me. Other times its little notepad i may have because just feels easier writing it. I've had a few brain injuries in the past so my memory is abit janky
>>18236846
That sink looks shit as fuck

[Anonymous No.18236950]

>>18236941
It's at work ;^)

[Anonymous No.18236972]

>>18236304
I wish I had some classy cursive handwriting like all the old heads born in the first half of the 20th century

[Anonymous No.18236999]

>>18236972
Can you not write like that?

[Anonymous No.18237000]

>>18236972
>old heads
adding that to my filter list

[Anonymous No.18237018]

>>18236905
dude, what the fuck?
I pay about 7% in my state, and it is one of the top 10 highest tax rate states in the country

[Anonymous No.18237023]

>>18236747
>>18236784
I think the list is for somebody else and they (obviously) need bottled water because the city's water is contaminated.

[Anonymous No.18237025]

>>18236867
>Know the general layout of your usual store and write your list in the order you go past various food groups.

greets my fellow based shoptimizer

[Anonymous No.18237030]

>>18236840
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=sweden+a+third+world+country+2030
Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.18237037]

>>18237018
>he actually thinks salestax is the only tax he pays
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.18237056]

>>18237018
aww you don't own a house or car

[Anonymous No.18237063]

i hand write everything because it's a pain in the ass trying to hold your phone while carrying a basket. the paper can molded to the shape of my hand as i'm carrying stuff around. fuck phone shoppers.

[Anonymous No.18237079]

>>18236919
>>18237063
>mfw fumbling with my phone while pushing a cart with one hand

[Anonymous No.18237089]

>>18237000
K

[Anonymous No.18237168]

>>18236304
Never have but i've got something in the works a bit more complicated I think I might need to

[Anonymous No.18237171]

>>18236333
Maybe OP actually did just make it to read off a photo on his phone but can write a lot faster than he can type

[Anonymous No.18237279]

>>18236534
you don't know what cereal your supermarket has?

[Anonymous No.18237311]

>>18236632
I'm with you too. Milk yogurt cold coffee and sour cream all in same area

[Anonymous No.18237320]

>>18236304
no, i memorize my shopping lists, it's good for the brain

[Anonymous No.18237319]

>>18236660
NGL i kinda wanna know which set of pens that is. i had a pilot g2 pack awhile back and i love em.

[Anonymous No.18237351]

>>18236423
Kek

[Anonymous No.18237386]

>>18236671
Based.

[Anonymous No.18237388]

>>18236304
Bro you write like fag

[Anonymous No.18237415]

>>18236304
Holy shit, a woman on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.18237430]

>>18236304
I go to the shop at least once a day so I just remember it in my head.
I have a bad back and no car so I can't buy too much stuff at the time since I have to haul it home in a backpack.

>>18236671
You missed a capital W in your own post and forgot to end with a period.

Few things please me more than finding errors in posts like yours. Lighten up about that shit when you're on 4chan, dummy.

[Anonymous No.18237886]

>crips

[Anonymous No.18238068]

>>18236694
read the capitalized letters, dummy

[Anonymous No.18238074]

>>18236819
...where do you think bottled water comes from, exactly?

[Anonymous No.18238080]

>>18236304
I do but not on a perfectly fine piece of paper. You fucking waster scum, sir. Don't you have some printed documents you don't need or something.

[Anonymous No.18238091]

>>18238074
Natural sources, which are safe because poison doesn’t occur in nature.

[Anonymous No.18238137]

>>18236304
I do indeed, i also sort it by aisle so i can check things off as i go and move with maximum efficiency so i'm not one of those dithering morons that stands in everyone's way

[Anonymous No.18238169]

>>18236464
Americans shop for more then just 1 day at a time, i shop for the whole month and do a small follow up order 2 weeks in for perishables like lettuce, milk

[Anonymous No.18238180]

>>18236304
Not normally, only if I'm making specific recipes and need to make sure I get everything I need

[Anonymous No.18238189]

>>18236660
>yams
you just know this broad made the list then ordered chinese food. Never seen a woman under 60 eat a yam

[Anonymous No.18238199]

>>18237018
no sales tax on food in my state nor any state income tax

[Anonymous No.18238213]

>>18236304
I do groceries with a bicycle. I don't buy that much on each trip, so it's easy to remember.
And I like having an excuse to ride the bike, so if I want something I just go get it right away.

[Anonymous No.18238220]

>>18236304
I write my list on my phone in OneNote because I insert coupon codes and pictures so it's easy at the checkout.

[Anonymous No.18238234]

>>18236972
About 10 years ago I completely dropped cursive in favour of block letters.
Fancy writing is useless, being less intelligible.

[Anonymous No.18238239]

>>18238091
>poison doesn’t occur in nature.

[Anonymous No.18238494]

>go shopping
>some fag dropped his list half crossed out

christ get a phone already

[Anonymous No.18238504]

>>18238239
>chemicals
Exactly. Man made poison. Learn the difference between natural things and chemicals.

[Anonymous No.18238631]

>>18238504
Are you daft? unless you're drinking distilled water you aren't getting 'natural' water

[Anonymous No.18238643]

No, i just use my phones built in notepad app and remove things when i put them in the cart

[Anonymous No.18238670]

i write my lists in all caps with lower case 'i's like cracker groups did in their NFOs
rip

[Anonymous No.18238712]

>>18238189
What the fuck, bro?
This is a blue board. We respect women here.
Run along back to your rage-group-therapy board if that’s what you need rn k?

[Anonymous No.18238727]

>>18238712

[Anonymous No.18238748]

>>18236304
I do now since the last time I went shopping with a list on my phone I noticed that one of the items had been autocorrected to "corn dogs" and I had no idea what it was supposed to have been instead

so I got corn dogs

[Anonymous No.18238764]

>>18238748
were they good

[Anonymous No.18238796]

>>18238169
I work at a grocery store so I shop most days that I'm there instead of doing any big orders.

[Anonymous No.18239263]

>>18238494
Years ago I dropped a notepad with some mlp fanfiction drafts on there, I forgot I had wrote it in the back, I only looked at the shop list on front
>>18238727
Thanks for the bait pic, have this in return

[Anonymous No.18239363]

>>18236779
Nigger you forgot to stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.18239364]

>>18236316
Based

[Anonymous No.18239743]

>>18236905
>Still manages to make more money then you

[Anonymous No.18240130]

>>18236304
That's a complicated way of writing Goyslop.

[Anonymous No.18240145]

>>18236660
>Dairy Free Almond Milk
Almonds don't contain Dairy retard, make use to buy cage/cruelty free though.

[Anonymous No.18240152]

>>18236304
I just buy what I want when I want it. That way I never have to think about anything.

[Anonymous No.18240155]

[Anonymous No.18240178]

>>18236304
Nope. OmniFocus on the Watch.

[Anonymous No.18240763]

>>18239263
>225x225
>HD
Could've sworn I had one about baitception, but alas.

[Anonymous No.18240766]

I use the keeps app on my phone and have a runing note called "eternal shopping list"

[Anonymous No.18240776]

We have those hand scanner thingies with a screen to which you can connect a shopping list that you make on an app, of course it's gay but it's fun to flex on thirdies having to write bottled water on a piece of toilet paper in order to not die from dehydration or explosive diarrhea

[Anonymous No.18240874]

>>18240776
>hand scanner
>willingly touching shit that gets fondled by over 9000 people every day
Do 3rd worlders really.
Here in the civilized part of the world we just use an app that has a built in scanner and payment method. It also comes with a shopping list.

[Anonymous No.18242455]

>>18236304
Nice handwriting. It's good to slow down from time to time and take pleasure from simple things like writing a pretty shopping list. Don't feel insecure about it.

[Anonymous No.18242643]

>>18236304
Fuck yeah I do bud