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I am cooking for a man, what types of meals are the fastest way to his heart?

He's uncultured food-wise so I was thinking umami burgers.

>> No.18234758
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>>18234744
>Being a woman and not knowing how to cook
ngmi

>> No.18234763
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>>>/lgbt/
>>>/r/

>> No.18235077

>>18234758
I know how to cook I'm just wondering which types of meals to cook. Fancy? Simple? Carbonara?

>> No.18235109

>>18235077
Pasta is fine, wench.
Preferably fresh or handmade if you really want to impress.

>> No.18235123

rule 31

>> No.18235125

considering that "man" isn't me you can probably cook up whatever and he won't care because he is too busy thinking with his dick

>> No.18235128

If a man loves you, anything you cook will be ambrosia.
If he doesn't, anything you cook will be foul.
Focus on making a connection with him.

>> No.18235145

>>18234744
What is a umami burger?
Just cook him something with meat and he will probably like it and do roast vegetables instead of salad.

>> No.18235160

>>18235128
>just serve him some dogshit while batting your eyelashes at him bro
“advice” from someone who has never used the art of cuisine as a means of both expressing their love and seducing their lover.

>> No.18235162

Some pussy extra rare should do the trick

>> No.18235183
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>>18235160
Does this look like the product of a mane who doesn't know how to seduce a lover?
>checkmate

>> No.18235198

>>18234744
Begin sucking his penis as soon as he walks in, then order pizza.

>> No.18235201

>>18235183
I prefer to be good looking rather than having to do this bullshit for females

>> No.18235245

>>18234744
Why dinner? Just fuck him and be done with it, whore

>> No.18235246

>>18234744
>umami burgers
You can tell by this that OP isn't a woman, he's a faggot

>> No.18235262

>>18235246
Yes anon, the sky is blue

>> No.18235266
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>>18235201
Well, not all of us are so lucky. Some of us have to build something for our love.

>> No.18235281

>>18234744
>trannypost
>unami
can't you pretentious wannabe-faggots just call it "savory" or "rich"?
also not your personal chef

>> No.18235303

>>18235266
If I were really lucky I'd be able to find a woman on my level. Self-improvement is a meme and a lonely one at that. You are the lucky one

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>>18235303
I don't know who you think you're talking to but I'm a single basement dweller. The gingerbread house only kept her around for so long. I don't even have a level for women to be on.
>pic related, earliest picture I ever shared on /ck/

>> No.18235361

>>18234744
Steamed clams

>> No.18235380

>>18235330
It's good to know that kindred spirits exist in this world

>> No.18235410

>>18234744
Tits or GTFO

>> No.18235417

>>18235330
Her loss, anon. That gingerbread house was really special. Hope someday you’ll find someone who can appreciate your talents.

>> No.18235421

>>18234744
>what types of meals are the fastest way to his heart?
he literally won't care what you make. either he thinks you're pretty and can stand to talk to you for more than 5 minutes or he doesn't.

>> No.18235501

>>18235201
you've never shared with that perfect someone a new affinity and love for food? it's like the closest thing any man can do to rekindle the flame once lit for her first time. not with food necessarily, but in this case why not?

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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna to my heart the way fast.

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>>18235517

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>>18234744
>>18235109
pasta puttanesca, send the message

>> No.18235735

>>18234744
>He's uncultured food-wise so I was thinking umami burgers.
First I wanted to say steak, but he might want it well done, which is a terrible waste of a good steak. But on the other hand, if you do make steak for him and he says he wants it well done the just give it up. He's a lost cause.

>> No.18236707

>>18235501
>you've never shared with that perfect someone a new affinity and love for food?
the average person on this website is like 16

>> No.18236720

>>18234744
Just whip out your dick and see if it’s bigger then his.
Then have a dickfight or whatever it is you fags do for foreplay.

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>>18234758
>woman

>> No.18236735

>>18235361
Steamed hams.

>> No.18236751

>>18234744
Sorry these posters are bothering you, I am very glad we have women on 4chan. You will have to excuse their poor manners, we haven't been subverted yet

>> No.18236804

>>18235123
And, more importantly, rule 30.

>> No.18236817

>>18235330
>The gingerbread house only kept her around for so long
Let this be a lesson to you. Build the next one of something sturdier, like concrete. Reinforcement optional, she's not going to break out of that one unless you're dumb enough to leave tools inside.

>> No.18237028

>>18235145
I put mushroom umami inside the burger meat.

>>18235162
I practice actual chastity.

>>18235246
I am a woman. I don't know about pasta, we both work out at the gym. I prefer more meat and vegetables.

>>18235266
This is really nice.

>>18235361
I can't eat seafood.

>>18235421
He already knows what I look like, we're friends.

>>18236751
Just looking for recipe advice. I already know what his favorite desserts are and how he likes his eggs.

>> No.18237054

>>18237028
>He already knows what I look like, we're friends.
yeah, so he already likes you. you're in. stop thinking that men think the same way women do. we don't.

>> No.18237058

>>18237028
make something you like to make.

>> No.18237066
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>>18237028
>I am a woman.
Chopping off your dick and putting on a wig doesn't make you a woman.

>> No.18237125

>>18237058
I kind of really want to make burgers. If I wasn't feeling lazy I'd make Kimchi to go with it, but I'm baking dessert. I also have a bottle of Mayochup

>> No.18237135

>>18237125
burgers sound like a great choice, anon. go buy separate ketchup and mayonnaise bottles like a normal person, though.

>> No.18237863

show vagene

>> No.18237882

>>18235728
I irl kek'd, good job anon.

For non latin-derived language anons:
putanesca = prostitutesque

>> No.18237885

>>18237028
Show us proof with a timestamp. Show us your hand or finger nails

>> No.18237937

>>18237882
>oh look at me i'm such a high fallutin' language nerd teehee
Good for you. Now list the other ~2 dozen latin words for prostitues and rank them by class. Highest to lowest.

>> No.18237946

>>18237937
>your mom
>your mother
>your mama

>> No.18238004

>>18237937
Anon pls... I meant languages like italian, french or spanish, they can understand eachother a little bit, didn't meant actual latin