/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18226607]

fucking meatballs bros

[Anonymous No.18226802]

I want to enjoy a meatball sub but all of the sub places put soy filler in their meatballs so I refuse to get them and whenever I make meatballs at home I end up eating them with spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.18226977]

>>18226802
>soyfillers
name one (1) place that does this

[Anonymous No.18226988]

>>18226977
Subway, Jersey Mike's, Jimmy John's, Subhub

[Anonymous No.18226992]

>>18226988
what the fuck
i wont ever complain about subway not offering meatballs in my country again

[Anonymous No.18227006]

Those buns look amazing ngl

[Anonymous No.18227030]

>>18226802
why are you afraid of soy? LMAO polcels are truly pathetic

[Anonymous No.18227065]

>>18227030
why are you afraid of pol? LMAO soycels are truly pathetic

[Anonymous No.18227152]

>>18226988
Nope, only Jimmy John's uses soy fillers.

[Anonymous No.18227156]

>>18227030
rent free

[Anonymous No.18227160]

>>18226988
wtf is subhub

[Anonymous No.18227164]

>>18226607
fuck I miss cheese. goddammit.

[Anonymous No.18227284]

>>18227164
they still make it anon

[Anonymous No.18227288]

Don’t make fun but what’s that bread called

[Anonymous No.18227317]

>>18227164
Diet or late onset lactose intolerance? If diet try the light babybel minis. 50cal each and 3g fat 6g protein, the perfect snack on its own or with some apple.

[Anonymous No.18227318]

>>18227288
looks like sesame french / itallian brrad

[Anonymous No.18227339]

>>18227318
Looks more Italian good call. I might have to learn how to make those puppies.

[Anonymous No.18227343]

>>18227317
the latter

[Anonymous No.18227353]

>>18226977
Subway definitely does, but idgaf I still eat the shit out of them even though their meatballs are smaller now.

[Anonymous No.18227369]

>>18227343
Oof. Can't even handle the aged cheeses? Those usually don't have a lot of lactose left in them.

[Anonymous No.18227535]

>>18226607
in a sandwich... wild shit

[Anonymous No.18227538]

>>18227343
Don't they have pills you can take before you eat lactose stuff? Also you could just eat the cheese and shit your brains out after. If I ever developed lactose intolerance that's what I would do

[Anonymous No.18227551]

>>18226607
For me its two foot long subway meatball marinaras with EXTRA EXTRA mayo, lettuce, green peppers, onions, EXTRA jalapenos, salt, pepper, and vinegar and oil, and AMERICAN FUCK YEAH cheese

please and thank you

[Anonymous No.18227570]

>>18226977
The regional grocery where I live does too. I also don't see the point to cheese being inside a fucking meatball when people are just going to get cheese outside it too, fucking tastelets who don't want variety. I want my meatball to be mostly MEAT.

[Anonymous No.18227573]

>>18227369
This, the anon you're talking to is larping. I'm lactose intolerant and can handle nearly all cheese because the way it is processed removes nearly all of the protein that is the problem. People with psych issues think cheese is what makes them have lactose intolerance.

[Anonymous No.18227711]

although a shitty mætball sub is fucking horrendous there is nothing better than a properly engineered mætball sub like in the OP. place in the town I used to live made the best ones ever.

not only did they have the best mætballs around they were also a pizza place so they had really perfected their sauce. the trick is to make sure it holds together (fuk u subway) and is substantial. they glue it all together with provolone cheese. so fucking good.

i live in Australia now and all we eat is cardboard and fæces

[Anonymous No.18228371]

>>18227538
they do, but I stopped buying them. it seemed like an unnecessary expense.
>>18227573
go fuck yourself, man.

[Anonymous No.18228389]

>>18226607
one thing i miss about being in the south is that there's no italian places to get a good grinder from. if you're ever up on the gold coast in CT, go to mario's in stamford. best fucking meatball and chick parms grinders i've ever had.

[Anonymous No.18228566]

>>18226802
Make your own

[Anonymous No.18228601]

>>18226988
Almost like you go to shitty hoagie shops. How about going to a real place, or do you live in flyoverville?

[Anonymous No.18228624]

>>18226607
love them
Little Italian place down the street has kick ass ones. Hard for me to get anything else although all the other food is equally good.

[Anonymous No.18228634]

>tfw you think of meatball subs and it's either being in the mood for those shitty school cafeteria meatball subs, or a really good one from a local italian place
god I love both so much

[Anonymous No.18228639]

[Anonymous No.18228803]

>>18226607
>Putting big meaty balls in your mouth
No thanks, ain't for me. Could see why OP would love it though.

[Anonymous No.18228824]

>>18226988
Lmao I read your first post and thought "surely not", but then you revealed you only go to shitty national sub chains instead of actual pizzerias and sub shops.

Is that all there is where you are? where da fuck are you

[Anonymous No.18228911]

>>18228803
>look at food
>think of men's balls
sounds like a personal problem

[Anonymous No.18228922]

>>18228803
is this how you eat a popsicle too?

[Anonymous No.18229212]

>>18227030
He didn't say he was scared of them, just that he doesn't buy them because they have soy. And it's understandable, the only reason they add it is because it's cheaper than making a pure meat meatball, not for any alleged health reason.

[Anonymous No.18229864]

>>18226607
why wouldn't you just make a long meat patty so it fits the roll better? shit's dumb as fuck. fuck italy

[Anonymous No.18229866]

>>18228803

[Anonymous No.18229898]

>>18226802
Can you really just not refrain from making spaghetti once you've got the meatballs?

[Anonymous No.18229958]

>>18229898
Some men just aren't strong enough.

[Anonymous No.18229984]

>>18228601
Oh no it's the philadelphia dunce again

[Anonymous No.18230077]

>>18226607
I LIEK SAUSAGE IN MY MEATBALLS

BALLS OF SAUSEG

[Anonymous No.18230090]

>>18226988
>Subway, Jersey Mike's, Jimmy John's, Subhub
>going to fucking chains
Well, yeah, you're going to get shit there of course. Go to a real local place. If you don't have any, sucks to be you, move to a better area.

[Anonymous No.18230315]

>>18228922
>>Homophobic men

[Anonymous No.18230320]

>>18228922
"This how gay i'm not."

[Anonymous No.18230336]

>>18228824
>>18230090
Stop moving the goalposts and admit you were wrong.

[Anonymous No.18230344]

fuck i do love meatballs, even cheap frozen ones in a crockpot with barbeque sauce and grape jelly. also stupid pinterest "greek" turkey meatballs with lemon zest and herbs in them, with a ton of tzatziki.

[Anonymous No.18230420]

>>18230090
>better area
>place where wops live
does not compute

[Anonymous No.18230434]

>>18230420
>assblasted about worlds greatest cuisine

[Anonymous No.18230444]

>>18230434
>boil bread and pour sauce on it
>do that 30 times and call each one a unique dish
Truly the best cuisine in the world.

[Anonymous No.18230459]

>>18230444
what is your favorite cuisine?

[Anonymous No.18230470]

>>18230459
Southern American diner food.

[Anonymous No.18230477]

>>18230470
is that a joke you fucking faggot?

[Anonymous No.18230494]

>>18230477
Nope, 100% serious. Nothing beats an authentic southern American diner. Fried cornmeal-coated okra, chicken and waffles, grits, chicken fried steak... If I'm going to spend money to eat out at a restaurant you can bet it's a greasy spoon down south.

[Anonymous No.18230583]

>>18230494
>entire cuisine just boils down to 'hurr just deep frahy it mama!!
just kys honestly

[Anonymous No.18230593]

>>18230494
>Fried cornmeal-coated okra, chicken and waffles, grits, chicken fried steak

[Anonymous No.18230595]

>>18230583
To my knowledge, fried foods are a thing everywhere. What's the problem? Well ok fair enough I didn't find much fried food in Africa. But they love pizza down there for some reason.
I dunno, what you would recommend instead?

[Anonymous No.18230613]

>>18230595
many cuisines have dishes with fried elements but having everything revolve around just breading and deep frying everything in sight is pig disgusting slop.

>what you would recommend instead?
literally anything you fat redneck

[Anonymous No.18230623]

>>18230613
You're not very sociable or literate. Quite unpleasant really. Why have a conversation with someone when you don't want to have a conversation with them?

[Anonymous No.18230636]

>>18230623
>h-hey MAMA u dun gud dis tiem!!!!

[Anonymous No.18230642]

>>18226977
subway

[Anonymous No.18230650]

>>18230636
I don't like fried chicken and there aren't enough onion rings but I appreciate the effort. Generally why I bring my own food to family gatherings just in case. Frankly my mother was never a great cook, but at least she cooked.
I like pic related as far as food popular in the ex-confederate states. You don't like anything from that region at all?

[Anonymous No.18230664]

>>18230636
looks delicious

[Anonymous No.18230725]

>>18226607
one time someone gave me a bunch of ground pronghorn. I cut up mozzarella and put them in the center of pronghorn meatballs. cooked them in a homemade red pasta sauce and served em on gnocchi. life is good, bros.

[Anonymous No.18230867]

>>18227711
What do they call it when the a and e combine? Is this a psyop or some demonic shit?

[Anonymous No.18230890]

>>18230867
it's a dipthong and I'll just suggest you pretend this never happened and you just move on with your long, happy life

[Anonymous No.18230891]

I loved the meatball marinara from subway, but by the time you got it back to the office it was soggy as hell.

[Anonymous No.18230940]

>>18230891
not enough meattball and it's impossible to get double meat, the shit just won't fit

[Anonymous No.18230965]

>>18230867
While not wrong, this guy is talking about the sound:
>>18230890
If you are talking about the writting the combined characters are called a ligature

Also, the mætball guy is a faggot

[Anonymous No.18230970]

>>18230940
What bread would you like?

[Anonymous No.18231011]

>>18230965

[Anonymous No.18231089]

>>18230970
plain white

[Anonymous No.18231203]

Made a meatball bomber for dinner with the wife, it was very tasty and cozy

[Anonymous No.18231214]

>>18230970
On flatbread, please

[Anonymous No.18231215]

>>18231203
looks nice. looks like a fork & knife job but still nice

[Anonymous No.18232442]

>>18231203
looks like poopoo on bread, don't tell me you're serious

[Anonymous No.18232692]

>>18227152
Subway uses TVP, but water and bread crumbs appear higher on the list of ingredients so probably not much. I don't know why they use it all.

[Anonymous No.18232696]

>>18227711
>mætball
>æ
commit self throat slice

[Anonymous No.18232710]

>>18232692
>but water and bread crumbs appear higher on the list of ingredients
Because they're sub-ingredients of the meatballs. The textured vegetable/soy protein isn't in the meatball, it's a coating. They're probably using it instead of flour to serve the same purpose and artificially bump up the protein count at the same time. Cheaper than flour, too, at an industrial scale.