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What is everyone bringing to the /ck/ potluck?

>> No.18220772
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I’m not a very good cook so I’ll bring lots of alcohol

>> No.18220775

Cream cheese stuff jalapeños wrapped in bacon

>> No.18220800

chili. no beans or tomatos

>> No.18220827

one of those pretty superbowl dishes from Tasty
or stuffed mushrooms

>> No.18220900

>>18220764
Penis pot pie.

>> No.18220931

>>18220764
- Cucumber tomato salad with homemade sour creme / lime sauce.
- Saucisson
- Red wine (Beaumes de Venise / Vacqueyras / Gigondas)
- Fresh Gorgonzola by the spoon

>> No.18220939

Goyslop

>> No.18220989

I make a similar 7 layer dip as pictured. I substitute the guacamole layer with wasabi.

>> No.18220998
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>>18220764
pâté chinois or ja/ck/ bean salad, depending if serious or not.

>> No.18221272

>>18220764
Frozen meatballs slow cooked for four hours in various BBQ sauces, peppers, and seasonings

>> No.18221282

>>18220800
Throwing this shit away immediately

>> No.18221304
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Cosmic Brownie Shakes

>> No.18221309

>>18220764
Maybe we can get someone from /k/ to bring brownies.

>> No.18221364

>>18220998
>2 heaping tablespoons
Why doesn't he just say 4 tablespoons?

>> No.18221436

>>18220764
I guaran fucking tee to you some faggot will bring cum brownies or cookies and give everyone hiv.

>> No.18221481

Steel reserve and pork rinds

>> No.18221494

Pigs in a blanket, the classic ones and some variety too (some with bacon, some sausage instead of hot dogs).

>> No.18221500

>>18221481
don’t do that

>> No.18221523
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I used to be known at office potlucks for nice deviled eggs. I thought they were a hit because I would always bring home an empty tray. Then I realized it was two fat guys who would eat like 20 eggs each and leave only a few left for everyone else.

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>>18220764
Bring over my mother's Basque burnt cheesecake. It is always good her recipe.

>> No.18221625

Hawaiian Rolls

>> No.18221764

I usually bring some basic little sandwiches with ham & cheese, and also a batch made with hummus to cover the vegans. They never fail to all get eaten because they're obviously "normal" food and people know they can eat that without worries.
I also bring hard cider and/or champagne depending on the occasion.

>> No.18222466

>>18221523

hue classic deviled eggers

>> No.18222782

My appetite

>> No.18222815

>>18220764
Potato salad that I ejaculated in

>> No.18222818

>>18220764
Shotgun so I can kill myself.

>> No.18222822

>>18220764
Caesar salad. Fuck you I'm lazy

>> No.18222831

My butt

>> No.18222841

>>18220764
Ice cream. Vanilla from the whole pod, full fat organic heavy cream with no thickeners, dark brown sugar and a splash of boubon.

>> No.18222849

>>18220764
blow

>> No.18222851

>>18220764
Baked ziti so good Italians will seethe about it.

>> No.18222858

>>18220998
Why's there a washer right next to his counter?

>> No.18222867

>>18221560
remove the B and que from the "Basque" part and we have ourselves a deal

>> No.18222870

>>18222867
As what?

>> No.18222872

>>18222851
no such thing as good italians anon

>> No.18222876

>>18222872
*Baked ziti so good, Italians will seethe about it.
I did not mean to imply any good Italians had ever or will ever exist. My apologies for the misunderstanding.

>> No.18222877

>>18220764
cum cookies

>> No.18222893
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>>18222870

>> No.18222902

Vegemite teriyaki roo. Dig in cunce
Put on an Asian grill for my sister's 30th and everyone there loved it

>> No.18222906
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>>18222902
>Put on an Asian grill

>> No.18222947
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>>18220764
Creme Brulee, I'll bring the ramekins and a blowtorch.
If any of you fags try to touch me, I'll use the blowtorch on you!

>> No.18222962
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kluski :d

>> No.18222969
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>>18222902
>>18222906
I like the teriyaki and the enchaladas too, I even like the chicken if the sauce aint too blue.

>> No.18222974
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Fruit and pasta salad.

>> No.18222979
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Potato and Egg salad

>> No.18222983
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upside down cake that no one touches

>> No.18222986

>>18220764
condoms, lube and blue chew

>> No.18222988

>>18222983
man the rind on those are so fucking good though. the only reason nobody would touch it is if my aunt made it because we fucking can't stand her bullshit

>> No.18222995

>>18222974
No offense but that looks like some Eddy Murphy retard cut up in big ways burger level shit. This why and the way I made some money to get away from.

>> No.18222996
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the sandwich tray that everyone consumes

>> No.18222998

>>18222996
Are you the foot guy?
NO THANKS IF SO!

>> No.18223003
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the weird out of season frosted cookies autists love

>> No.18223005

>>18220998
>using an actual tablespoon for measurement
>ISHYGDDT

>> No.18223044

>>18222996
Why are sandwiches from a sandwich tray better than the full size sandwiches I make at home?

>> No.18223050

>>18223044
>no crust
>"heavy" mayonnaise
(yes that is a real thing look it up)
>whole sandwich is chilled which makes the mayo better

>> No.18223059

Gyoza
Seven layer dip with blue chips, no black olives
Chili, with beans being optional
Caesar salad, bacon NOT optional
Cum

>> No.18223069

>>18220998
I will always laugh at Jack flicking that piece of fat off his knife

>> No.18223078
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>>18220764

>> No.18223571

>>18220800
monster

>> No.18223708
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>>18220772
show up in thread to make a post; beaten to the punch by the very first response

>> No.18223736
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>>18220900
>>18222815
>>18222818
>>18222831
>>18222877
>>18222986
yea uh listen i don't think i'm going to be able to make it guys i have a, uh, a thing

>> No.18223795
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Honey butter yeast rolls.
Cheesy bread with a garlic butter slurry, for slathering or dipping.
Fudgy double chocolate brownies.
Peanut butter cup cookies.
Lemon bars with red-colored frosted sugar dip.
A simple crumb cake.
And maybe some peppermint mocha coffee with espresso, two separate servings; one served cold the other warmed over a low heat.

People will praise a person who can cook good meat, but people never forget baked goods. Every single person has some mythical level cookie, cake, pie, brownies, or bread they've had that etched itself into their memories.
Plus I love knowing I'm probably tempting some diabetic into ruining their month.

>> No.18223856
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>>18223795

I don't know men, at work there is always a girl/women that brings baked goods or a dude bring some religious shit-treats that his ethnic wife prepared.

I hate sweets, but I'm socially forced to taste their sugary mess, and even say thanks.

I wish they'd keep theyr shit at home. Like I don't bring my empty bottles at work and give them to colleagues: here's 5¢ for you, you should suck my dick.

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>>18220764
I'll bring the shells salad with extra mayo

>> No.18223932

>>18223856
What a sad sack of shit you are kys

>> No.18223938

>>18220764
bunch of timtams

>> No.18223968
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>>18220764
Smoked chicken, with a homemade hot/bbq sauce on the side.
and giant chocolate chunk cookies for something sweet.

>> No.18223982

>>18220764
Had an office job with mostly women and they always wanted an excuse for pot lucks. I was a young dude and they assumed I couldnt cook so they made me buy the paper plates and napkins. Fat, big tiddy boss always bought breakfast pizzas

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What i normally bring is baked macadamia brie with fig sauce

>> No.18224004

Ohhhh. POT LUCK.
Thought you said COT FUCK
I Brought my cot with a dickhole cut out so we could all fuck it and cum on the floor

>> No.18224011
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>>18224001
If it is in the summer then I bring tabbouleh

>> No.18224020

>>18222858
Euro style living. They all stay in 1bed or studio apartments so washer/dryer (if they even have a dryer) are in the kitchen.

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>>18224011
Kind of unusual but I think gnocchi stir fry might be my new thing to bring

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>>18220764
Nice!
Who's on the barbecue?
Also we need some greens!
Who's bringing a salad?

>> No.18224684

>>18220764
cheap beer that I won't drink and just eat and drink the good stuff that others brought.

>> No.18224703

>>18220764
Sausages and strong mead since you candy-assgots need some hair on your chests

>> No.18224716
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>>18220764
Pennsylvania Dutch style deviled red beet eggs.

>> No.18225488

nobody ever brings pot or luck

>> No.18225502
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>> No.18225505

>>18220764
40 unfried chebureki
I'm gonna need your kitchen, OP

>> No.18225507

>intentionally bringing something that's an acquired taste or something you like that wouldn't be popular so you have an excuse to make a serving for 10+ people just so you can take them all back home at the end and eat yourself into a coma so you can temporarily forget the pain of living

>> No.18225511

>>18224703
mead is for fags and soymen

>> No.18225572

steamed bull testicles drizzled with bull semen

>> No.18225611

>>18221523
Sorry man

>> No.18225634

>>18220764
>/ck/ potluck
I'm not showing up. Too many people with shit taste in food.
Oh, it's not _(You)_, anon. It really everybody else.

>> No.18225637

>>18225634
You seem like the kind of faggot who would show up anyways, empty-handed and bitching for hours.

>> No.18225641

>>18220764
Depends. Are there any single mothers there? If so, I'm bringing leftovers. Because that's all they are.

>> No.18225667

>>18220764
The asshole who brought a bowl of raw ass carrots deserves to be kicked the fuck out.
I'm bringing a crockpot full of hot artichoke dip and a 10 pound box of tortilla chips.

>> No.18225686

>>18221523
Devilish

>> No.18225827
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>>18225634
clearly the late to the party guy, that jsut enters, fills his plate, steal a few beers, comment on how that party sucks and just leave to see his "other" friends.

>> No.18225854

Uhh guys not sure if I feel comfortable with all this meat around
Maybe we should try a vegan potluck!
I'll bring the quinoa salad

>> No.18226004

>>18225854
dietary restrictions suck out all the joy of a pot luck. like if you're vegan, and brought a vegan dish, just assume that's all you're gonna eat. don't throw a bitch fit about nobody else bringing food for you.

>> No.18226067

>>18223050
>Heavy mayonnaise simply contains more egg yolks than traditional mayonnaise formulations
Sounds tasty actually

>> No.18226073
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I'm doing this

>> No.18226074

>>18221523
sorry that was me

>> No.18226092

>>18226004
being in charge of a pizza party is the worse.

>hey, I brought cheese for the vegetarians
>but it's not vegan!
>did you get gluten free pizza?
>oh, I don't like <topping> and I don't like taking toppings off. I want it to be made without it.
>I can't eat tomatoes or cheese or bread, did you get any pizza without those things?

>> No.18226094

>>18226004
Agree with this and would add it's fine to bring some veggie or vegan meal, people who aren't either might try it if it sounds good or is something people already enjoy
But don't be surprised if pulled jackfruit served over quinoa with vegan teriyaki sauce on the side only gets a couple people curious to try it instead of several people actually grabbing a portion

>> No.18226097

>>18226092
>I can't eat tomatoes or cheese or bread, did you get any pizza without those things?
Don't worry, we're saving the empty pizza boxes just for you!

>> No.18226102

>>18226073
>wypippo

>> No.18226107

>>18220764
wouldn't be caught dead at that shit. people are fucking disgusting and more food for me at home.

>> No.18226140
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does anyone have a screencap of the /ck/ potluck cum cookies thread?

>> No.18226141

>>18220764
dick in a box

>> No.18226290
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Chili dogs and burgers.

>> No.18226305

>>18226290
I want to bury my face in his pussy so bad bros

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>>18223078
I got my first GLAWK recently.
Gonna take it to the range this Sunday.
Hope it doesn't suck.

>> No.18227058

>>18226431
G26 is a shit choice desu, pretty much obsolete with today’s micro-compacts.

>> No.18227068

>>18220772
The big dog looks so tired. He doesn't want to be doing this.

>>18220764
I bought a mandoline recently, so probably potatoes au gratin. Good potluck dish. Easy. Good.

>> No.18227106

>>18227058
hey, as long as it kills

>> No.18227521

>>18221560
What’s her recipe? Mine sucks

>> No.18227677
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potluck is such an irritating term

>> No.18227681
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popkeks

>> No.18227873
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Boudin stuffed peppers

>> No.18227957

>>18227058
Ackshyully I got a 42. I was considering a Hellcat as well but that thing didn't fit my hand worth a damn.

>> No.18227968

A handle of Fleschmann's vodka and down 8 shots and pass out 30min later

>> No.18227984

>>18223736
kek

>> No.18227993

Deenz

>> No.18228024
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>>18227873
>Boudin stuffed Piper

>> No.18228042

>>18220764
i'll bring the duke's

>> No.18228053

>>18222906
> anons keep going for the vagina roll
> keep missing with their chopsticks
> s-sorry

>> No.18228260

>>18220998
Cause you gots to add that mayo in everything you just gots to.

>> No.18228264

>>18221523
>You fat guy! You ruined my boiled egg extravaganza, I could've been so popular if it weren't for you meddling fat guys!

>> No.18228268

>>18226431
>>18223078
>safe food
Just in case you feel threatened while eating your food.

>> No.18228269

>>18223968
He's a good boy.

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>> No.18228274
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Can you handle it /ck/?

>> No.18228278
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>tfw nobody wants babci's kluski

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the food of Gods
I guess this meal is unknown outside my region
those are small potato gnocchi with saurekraut and bacon (usually you fry the bacon, put some onions when it releases the lard and finally fry the saurekraut a bit, then mix it with the gnocchi)
it's simple and rustic but tastes like heaven

>> No.18228686

>>18223795
Im a savoury kinda guy so I'd enjoy the garlic bread but I'd rather a well cooked main over any of the desserts/sweets baked goods.

>> No.18228740

All cum everything

>> No.18228743

>>18228408
That sounds delicious anon.
I like to fry onions, cabbage, and potatoes together with some kielbasa which sounds kinda similar.

>> No.18228770

>>18220764
A large tray of bbq pulled pork and alot of rolls and cole slaw

>> No.18228785

>>18227873
I'd rather have boudin balls

>> No.18228791

>>18226107
/ck/ has less psychos than the other boards, it would be safe to go to I think

>> No.18228806
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A large pan of homemade Mac and cheese

>> No.18228808

>>18222995
Based strokeposter

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>>18220764
I did this at a company picnic...
Everyone loved it, there was alot of other great food that people brought.

>> No.18228834

>>18228815
>american ribs.jpg
So are they good? I heard the extra fat content really adds to the flavor

>> No.18228858
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>>18220764
pecan sweet potato casserole

>> No.18229172

>>18228785
You can only get good boudin balls in louisiana. they dont exist anywhere else, not even in your kitchen

>> No.18229178

>>18220764
chicken burgers

>> No.18229195

>>18223856
kek

>> No.18229209

>>18229172
You're right, you can only get good boudin balls and some shitty Louisiana gas station

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some will hate me but others will love me

>> No.18229229

>>18229209
Yes.

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>> No.18229310

>>18221523
>Then I realized it was two fat guys who would eat like 20 eggs each and leave only a few left for everyone else.
Literally me.

>> No.18229331

>>18222466
>luv egg
>luv papriker
>luv mustard
>luv the devil
Simple as

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bring something they never had before

>> No.18229489
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>>18228743
oh yeah please do try this recipe, you won't regret, trust me

the pasta is called 'halusky' and the most common/traditional way is to mix them with our signature cheese bryndza (essentially feta cheese with better taste and texture) and bacon + sprinkled chives

and what you're mentioning does indeed sound similar (and delicious), but I believe the resulting taste is quite different

you get these delicious pasta bits coated with lard that gets countered with the slightly sour fried sauerkraut + smoked bacon that tops it

I will try to write down a recipe for you -- but you can always substitute the halusky pasta with potato gnocchi if you want

halusky pasta:
ingredients
1kg potatoes
250g semi-coarse flour (I think the correct equivalent is self-raising flour)
salt

peel the potatoes
make a raw puree out of them (you should get a slurry with water that kinda separates)
mix with flour
this will yield a sort of runny dough
note: if the dough feels dry due to potatoes not having enough water, add some

put a kettle of slightly salty water (not as salty as when preparing italian style pasta) to boil

throw in pieces of dough approximately 1cm long (there is a special kind of sieve that rly helps doing this, pic related) -- if you get your hands on this, just put the dough in it and it will almost magically start dripping through the holes

recover the dough pieces when they float for around 1 minute (raw pieces fall down and start floating after a short while)

sauerkraut sauce:
smoked lard
sauerkraut
onions

cut the smoked lard into small cubes, fry them on a pan
once they release the oil, throw in an onion cut to cubes
once the onion gets 'glassy', put strained saurekraut and fry until the sauerkraut gets a slightly yellow-brownish tint

finish:
mix together
enjoy :)

>> No.18229539

>>18228273
How long do you have to cook them? I might call my butcher and ask him to provide me some.

>> No.18229544

>>18229489
>>18228743

actually found a quite decent youtube vid with ccs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-sLkWK7RxQ

>> No.18229547

>>18221523
Just make even more deviled eggs
More more more

>> No.18229556

I'll have some weed with me for anyone who wants to excuse themselves to partake

>> No.18229562

>>18229544
What is the meat she's using? Some type of bacon or cured pork belly?

>> No.18229587
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>>18229562
>>18229562
she is using smoked porked belly, known around here as bacon (I found that bacon can mean quite different things per culture)

it is salty, smoked and usually spiced with cumin

pic related

>> No.18229602

>>18229587
That looks amazing but that type of bacon isn't sold where I live. I assume it could be replaced with american style bacon and maybe add a bit cumin into the dish?

>> No.18229620

>>18223003
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY likes those goddamn cookies.

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>>18229602
the smoky flavor makes this really great but is not quintessential

you could use lard for the oil and fry cubed cured pork shoulder (hope they sell it in your area?) in it (pic related)

or just go with american bacon, the point is to have a salty meat component there

cumin is not at all necessary, it is tied to that type of bacon -- just don't forget the black pepper as I did when writing down the recipe

>> No.18229640

>>18229620
I do :)

>> No.18229648

>>18229602
and btw I'm rly happy you find this enticing, please let me (us) know if you are gonna head with preparing this :>

the other day we had an Italian guy working with us in our business unit, and he pretty much hated the food served here (in Czechia)

until I took him to a Slovak restaurant and suggested he ordered this

he couldn't stop stuffing his face and even ended up eating half of my plate lmao

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>>18220764
BEEF GUREWITCH!!!!

>> No.18229688

>>18229648
Definitely gonna make that dish. It looks really tasty.

>> No.18229752

A cake
One of those shitty ones with strawberries

>> No.18229862

>>18229684
blue sloppa

>> No.18229882

>>18220764
I would never eat anything you cretins set before me. Its not that I doubt your cooking, its more that I will not eat your pubes and cum

>> No.18229914

>>18229882
i only put love in my food anon try my brown curry

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>> No.18230395

>>18230063
*puts bottle in my pocket*

>> No.18230407

>>18230395
i wear cargo shorts just so i can fit a handle in my pocket

>> No.18230486

>>18230407
jeans got some pockets too

>> No.18231235
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Chocolate babka buns.
Year round, my family will stop at nothing to get me to bake them.

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>>18231235

>> No.18231335

>>18229539
First you need the upper part of the ear, next you need to flambe them and then clean them up and then marinate them 1 day after grill them and then add the sauce.

>> No.18231359
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>>18220764
my deluxe brownies

>> No.18232528

>>18221364
because that was more like half a cup

>> No.18232561

>>18225507
This. I bring the family recipe potato salad and don’t give a fuck when my mom and grandparents are the only ones that eat it. My literal NYC kike in-laws can suck it

Also, mayonnaise is like kryptonite to jews, and I have no idea why.

>> No.18233143

>>18220764
Cum brownies

>> No.18233495

>>18232561
weird i looked up if mayo was kosher apparently theyre supposed to like mayo. theyre just pickyfags

>> No.18233607

>>18233495
>>18232561
Or mayo' is just fucking nasty
Could just be that
Not everything is about jews you obsessive freaks

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Caprese salad, or maybe bruschetta. Something simple but good that the plebs won't think to bring. Also either homemade lattice top cherry pie or pecan pie depending on the season because I'm a tryhard little whore.

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>>18233654
are you calling it
>bru-shhh-etta
>brus'k-etta
>brusheetah

it's important, only one good answer, or else i'll keep some pee to drizlle the tomatoes and will tell everybody at the party you're a registered pedophile.

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>>18233699
>>bru-shhh-etta
Obviously. Have fun splitting your hands open on my razorblade tupperware by the way, not my first rodeo inkwell.

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>>18233716
kek

>> No.18233783

>>18226073
that's not even a george forman these stupid fucks don't know what a breville looks like.

>> No.18233796

>>18233607
>Picky eater is in bed with the Jews
I'm not surprised

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>>18228260
sheeeeit

>> No.18233814

>>18233607
? i was saying jews like mayo and anons jew relatives hate mayo because theyre degenerate peice of shit pickyfaggots, thats all. pickyfags deserve a bullet, thats all

>> No.18233819

>>18225667
do you have a recipe for that dip? fuck that sounds good

>> No.18233843

>>18231359
what makes them deluxe?

>> No.18233905

>>18229620
faggot

>> No.18233916

Anyone else fucking hate potlucks?

Seen too many absolutely revolting interiors of homes, the implicit trust is gone. The average person does at least one thing that you would find horrifying. Whether pet owners or young parents or just plain lazy, there's just irreconcilable flaws in kitchen hygiene in 90% of people's homes.

>> No.18233915

>>18226073
>no power

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>>18233916
.

>> No.18233949

>>18221481
Based

>> No.18233972

>>18233944
checked. But seriously, it could be a large, large multitude of things
>dirty stovetop
>dirty oven
>cat walking on top of the counters
>flies in the sink
>young parent changing diaper or picking up spit-covered toys from the floor
>people who don't reflexively wash their hands before cooking
>people who don't sneeze into their elbow but face away from whatever surface they're currently looking at (and sneeze towards another surface they'll be using in 5 minutes
>never washing the meat thermometer
I mean it's literally too long to possibly list but there's so many things that you would make you not agree to eat it if you had witnessed 100% of the past of the dish, fuck it, I will NOT eat your casserole or lasagna.

>> No.18234425

>>18221304
Sounds great. Maybe the milk was spoiled.

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>>18220764
hot dogs

>> No.18236015

>>18233944
Ah, college.

>> No.18236134

>>18233814
>still talking about the jews
Get help

>> No.18236138

>>18233972
Are you a homosexual male, or just a nagging woman? Either way, fuck off.

>> No.18236165

>>18220764
I bring
Singapore noodle
Samosa
Donut

>> No.18236407

>>18236165
i like you
would appreciate all three.

>> No.18236763

>>18236165
You honor famiry. Good picks.

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>>18231235
>>18231240
My dad would go apeshit for these, gib recipe pl0x

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Fresh off the fire.

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>>18227873
What are you Boudin in them?

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>>18236783
I thought that was a snake on a steak

>> No.18237051

>>18220764
variety of deenz

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>>18220764
Fiskefrikadeller.

>> No.18237087

>>18220764
I think I'd bring a shepherd's pie, or maybe a fish pie. Not the most exciting choice I have to admit, but it travels VERY well thanks to that layer of mashed potato, it's perfect to make ahead of time because it tastes better the next day (supposedly; at the very least it doesn't taste worse), and I can cook them both very well. Hell, maybe I'd convince some co/ck/s that British food can be pretty good.

>> No.18237155

>>18220772
>I’m not a very good cook
well, you're in good company.

>> No.18237238
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I'll bring my deep fried avocados, they go great with ranch

>> No.18237248

>>18220764
who brought a pot of steamed baby carrots lmao

>> No.18237260

>>18220764
I bring fallafel and don't let the vegans have any

>> No.18237270

>>18237069
looks good!
>>18237051
as long as you get the premiums one

>> No.18237278

>>18220764
>Making various dishes for a potluck
>Taste the hummus
>Perfect
>Got to potluck
>Nobody touched my hummus
>Try it
>No garlic whatsoever
>I had the taste of garlic in my mouth from something else when I tried it back home
>Spend the rest of the day considering waiting for everyone to be distracted and throwing it into the trash

>> No.18237281

>>18237051
I'm with the other anon, would actually be great if you got the primo kinds and brought some nice crackers to go with them.

>> No.18237458

>>18224026
That looks bonerific, anon

>> No.18237479

>>18233819
Here is the recipe for 8 servings, just scale it up as needed.

1 (8 oz.) can artichoke hearts, drained
1 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 (8 oz.) package cream cheese
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 jalapeño, seeded and roughly chopped

Slow cook on 'warm', stirring occasionally, until heated through. If you want, you can do it on 'low' but you would need to stir it much more frequently to prevent burning. You can also put this in a baking dish and bake at 350 for 45 minutes. Completely up to you.

>> No.18237484

A jar of cum sauce but I've labelled it homemade mayonnaise ahahaha

>> No.18237493

>>18237238
Bloatmode Cobester soon. I had a metabolism like his back in the day but it don't last forever and he's a goddamn pig with both his food and his alcohol (although he doesn't need it to have a good time)

>>18237278
Relax buddy. If nobody touched it nobody learned of your mistake.

>> No.18237542

>>18228858
Wow, he's literally me. It was a hit every year.

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>>18223005
>in 2022

>> No.18237683

>>18222902
Is your sister pretty

>> No.18237693

>>18224661
What is that rabies fest

>> No.18237700

>>18226073
He has more friends than I ever did. Theres even a girl there

>> No.18237701

>>18231359
>log posting

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>>18220764

>> No.18237950

>>18237069
Based anon, would love some.

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Here's my cuntribution, not advanced or anything but a safe desert. It has wild strawberries picked by gf. I actually made it for my mother's birthday yesterday. She seemed pleased.

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>>18237965
>wild strawberries picked by a cute gril

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>>18237965
(samefag) the wild strawberry seems to be resting comfy in it's bed before the lid of raspberry jelly. As edgy as thread seems to be, I hope it'll somehow please (You).

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>>18237830
>classic meatloaf
step up your game and add in 25% italian sausage, wrap it in bacon then glaze with BBQ sauce

>> No.18238035

>>18237984
That's some sexy ass picture

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>> No.18238261

Velveeta, Rotel, and sausage dip with the cheapest, saltiest tortilla chips. It's the lowest amount of effort I'd be willing to give beyond buying pre-made stuff.

>> No.18238280

i'm bringing 15 cheeseburgers
(one serving size american)

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good thread

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for me it's the humble shrimp salad hot dog