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Anonymous Thu Aug 11 16:51:36 2022 No.18219831 [Reply] [Original]

What the weirdest animal you want to eat fämälämäzoids?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 16:52:49 2022 No.18219838 >>18219831 Dolphins actually look pretty tasty desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 16:54:08 2022 No.18219843 >>18219838 Id imagine its a more muscular version of whale

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:04:09 2022 No.18220343 >>18219831 I don't want to eat any animals :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:13:53 2022 No.18220369 I'm good with the dozen or so mammals, dozens of birds and likely hundreds of sea creatures I've eaten so far and don't need to really add anything new to that list.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:18:35 2022 No.18220382 >>18219831 shmoo

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:21:16 2022 No.18220388 >>18219831 Ameglian Major Cow

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:22:30 2022 No.18220394 >>18220388 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HLy27bK-wU

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:36:19 2022 No.18220438 File: 286 KB, 1600x1065, bull-moose-water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18219831 God I want to eat a moose so bad. Something about moose looks so delicious to my monkey brain

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:38:52 2022 No.18220448 >>18220382 Which one? The Li'l Abner shmoo, the Flintstones shmoo (which may be the same shmoo) or the Castlevania shmoo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:39:15 2022 No.18220450 >>18220438 It's not that great, very lean grass fed beef. I grew up eating it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:18:10 2022 No.18220573 >>18219831 Hippopotamus seems like nice fat beefy meat

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:20:19 2022 No.18220579 File: 102 KB, 1000x600, 1tujlsdjl3_Medium_WW1113453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18220573 picrel yo

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:22:18 2022 No.18220786 >>18220450 Yeah I didn't expect it to be some delicious exotic meat, but I'm sure ground moose chilli, or a moose smashburger on the griddle with butter to keep it juicy would be nice and hearty

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:25:53 2022 No.18220795 >>18219831 >This thread has been sponsored by the CCP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:30:49 2022 No.18220814 >>18220573 Now I want to google what a hippo tastes like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:33:08 2022 No.18220820 based january jones poster

Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:41:52 2022 No.18220855

>>18220573
>>18220579
>>18220814
america almost brought hippos over to have as livestock in lousiana and other swampy parts of the country. cows took a long time to adapt to the new conditions, but hippos would be at home.

they stopped when they realized it would be virtually impossible to lead hippos to the slaughterhouse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:53:36 2022 No.18220895 Elephant Whale Capybara Bear Dinosaur Wallaby Kiwi That weird mongoloid goat that looks like it was spawned from the fiery depths of hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:59:11 2022 No.18220921 >>18220895 I've had [mink? pilot? idfk] whale, guinea pig, gator and 'roo. I can't see those being too far off from other whales, capybara, dinosaur and wallaby, respectively.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:00:20 2022 No.18220930 >>18220855 Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:02:15 2022 No.18220942 File: 129 KB, 800x800, bluecrab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18219831

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:03:00 2022 No.18220947 >>18220855 interesting, I knew they were a bit more intelligent but not to the point of impossibly stubborn. It's apparently legal to import to Canada but that's a long journey for meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:05:33 2022 No.18220961 >>18220855 sounds like an unsourced reddit fun fact

Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:05:57 2022 No.18220962
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>>18220895
bear is somewhat common in parts of the usa
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/11/13/363793521/why-the-invasivores-havent-pounced-on-bear-meat

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:22:22 2022 No.18221035 >>18220930 >>18220961 I don't understand people this fucking stupid. You're already on the internet, open another tab and type in "hippos in louisiana" holy shit you fucking braindead dipshit faggots how do you even get dressed on your own lmfao

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:34:12 2022 No.18221080 I've had gator ONCE. It was breaded and fried and fucking disgusting. Might of been the place but it was chewy and tasted off. Would not recommend.

Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:36:47 2022 No.18221089

>>18221080
i eat gator all the time. it has to be fresh or it's awful and fishy. lot of places freeze it for too long. fresh gator is more like chicken in flavor and kind of like a fried clam texture. best gator tail i've ever had was at a place called Gator Joe's in Ocklawaha
fried gator tail with a fresh squeeze of lemon is food for kings

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:38:34 2022 No.18221096 >>18221035 I don't get dressed on my own. I have an aid for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:39:19 2022 No.18221100 >>18221096 i hear that's treatable these days

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:40:02 2022 No.18221102 >>18221089 I thought it tasted more like cooked-from-fresh tuna and had a texture more like chicken the few times I had gator.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:41:03 2022 No.18221109 >>18221100 I don't think I can regrow my left arm or leg any time soon, no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:43:57 2022 No.18221121 >>18221109 i meant your aids

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 22:52:53 2022 No.18221153 >>18221121 No, she's got all the typical number of limbs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 23:08:38 2022 No.18221194 >>18219831 Long pig

Anonymous Fri Aug 12 00:16:00 2022 No.18221429
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Might have tasted kind of like shrimp or lobster or crab. They don't seem to have a big tail full of meat with just a line of intestine going through it though so you'd probably gut and butcher this thing similarly to a fish. Idk though maybe their organ cavity could have been small as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 00:19:31 2022 No.18221440 >>18221429 that sounds like some boring ass faggot would think up. i like to imagine they tasted like human female testicles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 01:30:55 2022 No.18221678 >>18220942 >bluecrab >isn't blue

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 01:51:54 2022 No.18221767 File: 179 KB, 2560x2043, monkfish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monkfish is the best fish I ever tasted

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 02:16:06 2022 No.18221903 >>18221767 i once had monkfish liver ramen that i dream about

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 05:39:49 2022 No.18222554 >>18220343 There ya go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 05:44:45 2022 No.18222564 >>18221080 Gator is great , I've always wanted to try frogs legs though. Never been around them and i go to Louisiana a lot

Anonymous Fri Aug 12 05:55:49 2022 No.18222592

>>18219831
Fuck, I actually am a bit stumped on this one. At one point or another when I look at an animal, I wonder if they'd make some decent eatin', including people. I'd probably be ok with eating anything on land or the air other than bugs, and especially not arachnids. I'm ok with the vast majority of shellfish and crustaceans, as well as squid & octopi, and of course fish. I wondered for a long time why nobody eats those FUCKHUGE groupers, but then learned they taste horrible. I bet those critters that live around those deepsea vents would taste interesting, but they'd probably be toxic.
I really want to try extinct creatures like a moa or mammoth, which I hope would be possible in my lifetime.
I bet some cryptids would taste good. The chupacabra lives off a blood only diet apparently, might be tasty like veal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 05:57:27 2022 No.18222595 >>18221767 I've never had, but always imagined it to taste like a lighter catfish

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 05:58:33 2022 No.18222596 >>18219831 Any prehistoric animal to be honest I wish I could go back in time and devour all the lifeforms I come across

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 06:00:28 2022 No.18222600 >>18222596 Based and ungabunga pilled. I'm jelly of our ancestors, but I don't blame them for hunting so many animals to extinction. They HAD to have been delicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 06:05:39 2022 No.18222611 >>18220895 whale tastes like salty ass bear is okay depending on what its been eating lately >>18220438 moose is great, especially the nose I really want to eat a moa

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 06:13:23 2022 No.18222626 I bet manatees and walruses would taste good. Probably a nice mix of light and red meats. They'd have to have quite a bit of muscle to haul around all that fat, right?

Anonymous Fri Aug 12 06:35:54 2022 No.18222678
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A platypus to spite that autist on /an/ that always has an eternal thread on them on there. I want to film the whole process to turn into a webm so could always post it on his threads

I wonder if it'd taste like chicken or beef..

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 06:37:46 2022 No.18222681 >>18222678 Those things are some cute critters, but I bet they taste good. I'd trap and eat one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 13:56:55 2022 No.18223536 >>18219831 gorilla biscuits

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 14:01:07 2022 No.18223549 File: 912 KB, 3072x2048, giant-panda-eating_3x2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to eat a panda

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 14:06:19 2022 No.18223562 >>18222595 Tastes more like flounder meets lobster, IIRC. Haven't had it since I was a kid.

Anonymous Fri Aug 12 14:09:16 2022 No.18223576

>>18221035
I'm not doing your fucking job for you. You made the claim, you post the proof. Fucking women, I swear to Christ. What is it about having a vagina that makes you think the onus is on literally anyone else but you? I would punt you in the cunt if I could.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 16:27:51 2022 No.18223987 >>18223576 thats a man, man

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 16:42:42 2022 No.18224028 In terms of shit people actually eat, I always wanted to try ostrich and elk In terms of pure exotic shit, I guess I'm curious how a giraffe would taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 17:00:43 2022 No.18224103 >>18223987 No man could be that averse to personal responsibility. That's a woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 22:51:32 2022 No.18225651 >>18223549 Seconding this

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