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Post your webmasters

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>> No.18217106

>>18217089
i've never seen such skill.
it's actually quite impressive.

>> No.18217120

>>18217068
There was no knead to sift that at all
waisted step

>> No.18217132

>>18217089
maseo?

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>>18217068

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>> No.18217423

>>18217181
but... it's the exact definition of your problem.

>> No.18217428

>>18217423
It's a rental.

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>> No.18217535

>>18217428
>rents car
>does horrible things to it
>rental prices go up
it's literally your problem.

>> No.18217669

>>18217535
It was rented with fake papers and used solely for this video.

>> No.18217678

>>18217089
is... is that stephen root?

>> No.18217694

>>18217089
ugh, I hate Gordon Ramsay

>> No.18217740

>>18217669
Using fake papers and paying for a rental just for a single clip, isn't you problem?

>> No.18217749

>>18217740
The video camera was a rental.

>> No.18217753

>>18217749
Oh. Well that changes absolutely nothing then.

>> No.18217781

>>18217669
>It was rented
see
>>18217535
to understand how it's still your problem.

>> No.18217824

>>18217781
I own four cars and don't care if the rental price goes up.

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>> No.18218394

>>18217176
Mmmh, yes.
I, too, like my food with extra ethnic minority flavor in it. Gives it that extra kick it needs.

>> No.18218402

>>18217160
Why did they do it so retardedly.

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he killed millions

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>>18217068
i hate myself and want to be in physical pain, someone please post jack

>> No.18218549

>>18218420
how does this cunt not be able to eat a fucking burger correctly. I hope he dies.

>> No.18218563

>>18218410
You're pretty good

>> No.18218656

>>18218420
He's fucking disgusting. Why is he literally shoving the burger down his throat?

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>> No.18218810

>>18218402
They didn't lay semolina on the peal, so it stuck. Otherwise it would've slid off cleanly.

>> No.18218813

>>18218414
You can get the same effect just by spinning the egg in a set of nylons.

>> No.18218825

>>18217089

overcooked and undercooked at the same time...

impressive.

>> No.18218845

>>18218563
>not "I am invincible"

>> No.18218894

It takes over a year to get a batch of new webms per thread :/

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>> No.18219307

>>18218410
The wiener wrangler
The hotdog holder
The agglomerated meat acrobat
The sausage specialist
The frank fondler

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>>18218414
you can get the same effect by putting your chickens into a paint can shaker for a few minutes every day

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>>18220302

>> No.18220488

>>18218414
the joy of a boiled egg is the texture contrast between the yolk and the white, this is horrible

>> No.18220666

>>18218500
is that red thing edible? I have always removed it

>> No.18220677

>>18217089
Egg soup?

>> No.18220805

>>18217089
Pasi Viheraho?

>> No.18221579

>>18217068
anyone have the prolapsed angus webm

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>>18221579

>> No.18221617

>>18221611
thanks

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>>18220805
bingo

>> No.18221777

>>18221611
YWNBAW

>> No.18221887

>>18217180
Does that toddler get smacked in the face by the laptop?

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>>18221639
>BE NOT AFRAID

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>>18218505
not my problem

>> No.18222076

>>18218225
>filename
it's clearly jeff goldblum

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>> No.18222380

>>18219016
movie?

>> No.18222391

>>18221639
is this chicken gyro

>> No.18223359

>>18218410
>meatspin

>> No.18223944

>>18218420
This disgusting waste of organic matter cannot even shove garbage into its gullet correctly. How does he manage to fuck up literally everything?

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Literally me.

>> No.18224035

>>18224017
>250lbs of pure Canadian male

>> No.18224064

>>18218810
Still, it was obviously fucked from the first little shake and this retard just kept going.

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>> No.18224340

>>18218549

Funnily enough, he had a stroke or some shit and lost function in his other arm so he is trying to eat it one handed and yes he will die soon.

>> No.18224679

>>18222058
this product depresses the fuck out it me because it's clearly targeted at people who don't know any better

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Well /ck/?

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>> No.18225382

>>18225371
What's that critter eating?

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>> No.18225485

>>18225272
oh my god this is murdering me holy fuck

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>>18225468
Not cooking or food.

>> No.18225493 [DELETED] 

>>18225468
white culture: the webm

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>>18225486
>not food

>> No.18225522

>>18222058
I guess that's why Jack is so afraid of heat, he doesn't even know how to put something in a pan the correct way and ends up splashing himself everytime.

>> No.18225528

>>18217068
Does anyone got the webm of the guy in a fast food restaurant absolutely gorging himself on like burgers and fries? Was wearing a white shirt and a buzz cut

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>>18225528

>> No.18225553

>>18219016
is this japanese or chinese? I cant tell the difference

>> No.18225568

>>18225161
Do Americans really

>> No.18225574 [DELETED] 

>>18225468
God I hate italians

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>>18225568
>Do Americans really?
Whenever you ask this question, no matter what it is in relation to, the answer is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fucking Americans, and we do whatever we want. Cook the fuck out of steaks? Eat any food combination? Go to the Moon? Win every world war? Have the only culture worth talking about in the entire world?

You're god damn right we really do. Because we're American, and you aren't. And that just pisses you off.

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Niggers

>> No.18225657

>>18225382
sand

>> No.18225658

>>18217089
Brought to you by /fit/. /fit/fats need to be permabanned form posting on cooking boards.

>> No.18225670 [DELETED] 

>>18225371
i enjoy libtards actively seeking out the few niggers looking reasonably human

>> No.18225696

fart

>> No.18225705 [DELETED] 

>>18225515
Huh?

>> No.18225711

>>18225670
admit it, she's fine as fuck

>> No.18225729

>>18217101
GiTS opening theme playing

>> No.18225763

>>18225250
How I Died And Got Reborn As Dark King of Egg Fort: Origin

>> No.18225766

>>18218420
Why do americans eat in their car?

>> No.18225786

>>18225161
>soul food

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>>18225766
Why don't non-Americans own cars?

>> No.18225801

>>18225794
We do.

>> No.18225848

>>18225371
god damn she is beautiful, why must a goddess like that be born in a shithole country on the other side of the world

>> No.18225984

>>18225553
Chinese.

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>>18217180
>eats potatoes
>chicken (probably too dry)
>eats a slice of that cake
>not a single drink to pass down the food

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>>18218420
usually one would have coffee with sweet bread under a rainy day but a hamburger must be the american way

>> No.18226471

>>18224017
Do italians really…?

>> No.18226473

>>18224068
I’m pretending it’s a newborn babys

>> No.18226486

>>18225391
two nukes were not enough

>> No.18226493 [DELETED] 

>>18225515
those damn chair throwing palestinianites

>> No.18226580

>>18225371
How long would it take to be able to sit with my knees as tight as this?

>> No.18226594

>>18226580
about tree fiddy

>> No.18226616

>>18217181
was it autism?

>> No.18226639

>>18222058
What the fuck why didn't it sear this makes me lose faith in humanity.

>> No.18226676

>>18225533
This chad needed his 5 guys what are you gonna do about it pussy.

>> No.18226681

>>18221639
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
>Manderville AST relic weapon

>> No.18226684

>>18225794
Disgusting. Leave these pajeets to their lives without the foul mcjew tainting them.

>> No.18226696

>>18225766
It's too dangerous and scary to eat outside

>> No.18226773 [DELETED] 

>>18225705
Isn't chair food?

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>>18224017
What exactly is it that makes me instantly recognise this as a Brit?

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>>18217089
This nigga has too many working hands to be Jack. The fuck?

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>>18226199
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

>> No.18226807

>>18226785
round face + shitty attitude

>> No.18226817

>>18226639
pan not hot enough and the meat wwas too wet

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>>18226805
After he gets his 'dog he pays with a 20.
Eats his meal and then realises; "hey, I didn't get any change"
To which the hotdogman responds "Change can only come from within"

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>>18222090
Salmonella King

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Gordon Ramsay makes South American cuisine.

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reddit webm

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Peak German cuisine and physique.

>> No.18227090

>>18226949
disgusting

>> No.18227415

>>18226681
>XIV diaperfag
diaperfags need to leave /ck/

>> No.18227504

>>18224679
It's best not to think of them as people.

>> No.18227647

>>18225533
My man
Nice triple-dubs btw

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>>18225161
holy shit what a fucking hideous creature

>> No.18227654

>>18226192
The shitty Chinese place in the mall stacks their orders like this. It’s really flavourless generic food but the portion size is totally worth it

>> No.18227710

>>18226580
Anon, on a scale of overweight to landwhale how obese are you?

>> No.18227743

>>18225794
>Big Mac
>Yes it is big
>Is it Mac or not?
>Let's check
wholesome

>> No.18227860

>>18227415
I will make boombooms in my diapies as much as I want, thank you very much, and there's NOTHING you can do about it

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>> No.18227881

Mailing in the kings yarn.

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my mom cooks

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>>18227874
>>18227876
>>18227880
>>18227886
>>18227889
>>18227891
>>18227893
>>18227894
>>18227895
>>18227896
Kingen

>> No.18227959

>>18226785
he's American, the webm with audio has been posted on /wsg/ before

>> No.18227962

>>18217089
Nice.

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>>18218894
> complains about lack of oc
> posts no oc
many such cunts

>> No.18228227

>>18225568
don't know about americans but brits do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPjmP41waJY

>> No.18228430

>>18227710
My BMI is 22

>> No.18228515

>>18217180
Kino

>> No.18228576

>>18221611
>proxy paige.webm

>> No.18228581

Does anybody have the old cooking with jack canning video that was taken down? The privated video is now gone so I can't go back and relive that disgust

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This thread needs some eggs.

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>> No.18228776
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>> No.18228780
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>> No.18228786
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>> No.18228790
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>> No.18228794

>>18224769
Fortunately she won’t live much longer

>> No.18228802

>>18226639
Its because of all the water injected into it.

>> No.18228809

>>18225161
The way she is using the oven mitts to stir around food is triggering the fuck out of me.

>> No.18228999

>>18224017
Mixing them all is fine, but the way he eats is repulsive

>> No.18229016

>>18224769
That's not a pepsi can

>> No.18229032

>>18225766
Where do you eat your fast food on the go?
>>18226486
Obviously Korean

>> No.18229056

>>18225533
fake & staged.

>> No.18229101

>>18225391
never fails to make me laugh - thanks fren

>> No.18229117

>>18225553
When most characters are very complicated and only a few are simple its chinese.

When most characters are simple and only a few are complicated its Japanese.

And when most characters a kinda simple and have little circles its korean.

>> No.18229180

>>18225576
Calm your shit, Jaden.

>> No.18229227

>>18228714
Looked gross until the end where the sauce cooked the egg.

>> No.18229443

>>18228755
imagine the smell.....

>> No.18229450

>>18229227
The heat from the sauce cooks the egg.

>> No.18229463

>>18226473
Shalom!

>> No.18229480

>>18227889
do americans really?

>> No.18229496
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>> No.18229509

>>18229480
Yes, anon. Every single American to have ever lived, slaps their mother on the ass. All of us. Maybe if you weren't such a limp-wristed prissy bitchboy you'd command the same respect from females that we do. Now go suck Ahmed's refugee cock, his foreskin is getting a bit cheesy.

>> No.18229534

>>18225576
>Because we're fucking Americans
why are you fucking Americans? sounds disgusting

>> No.18229628

>>18220666
You have autism satan

>> No.18230040

>>18226684
>Indians that choose to eat cow
They aren't the real deal. It's fine.

>> No.18230295

>>18225371
Imagine her on an American diet. She'd be ruined in a year.

>> No.18230308

>>18225794
Big Macs are tiny as fuck. I'm underweight and can eat 3 of them no problem. I often eat 2 big Macs and 2 large fries per sitting. Along with my large coke of course.

>> No.18230319

>>18226785
As a former dishwasher in many restaurants around the world, I want to literally fight this freak.

>> No.18230333

>>18227886
Some context would've been nice, asshole.

>> No.18230339
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>> No.18230341

>>18228704
I'm struggling to figure out how this costs nearly $120.

>> No.18230352

>>18229016
And you're not a woman.

>> No.18230565

>>18225766
Because Americans are absolutely unhinged about the thought of being filmed in public places. You'll either be confronted by staff/management or schizo customers if you try and record yourself inside an establishment. It's just not socially acceptable because our society has a retarded concept of what 'social' is.

The British YouTuber Beard Vs. Food went to America and got called on it.

Also, anybody remember the YouTuber that recorded people on purpose inside establishments to trigger them?

>> No.18230645

>>18227886
Is this guy making garum?

>> No.18231473

>>18229509
mutts law

>> No.18231511

>>18226949
This was confirmed as American, just shown on German tv

>> No.18231513

>>18217068
can someone post the tank top man cooking an egg sandwich webm? thanks in advance

>> No.18231577

>>18230333
it's basically jack-posting from a deranged schizo swede.

>> No.18231580

>>18231511
still no, the labeling on the packaging is in German
>canned hotdogs, mehr
not a thing in America

>> No.18231589

>>18218500
Needs cheese.

>> No.18231612

>>18231580
I live in australia and can find these canned hotdogs at most supermarkets. You realise you can buy foods from other countries right dumbass?

>> No.18231619

>>18226616
yes
everything is autism
everyone is autistic

>> No.18231634
File: 2.52 MB, 498x381, egg.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>18225250
Looks like he messed with the wrong cartel.

>> No.18231645

>>18228728
I can hear pictures.

>> No.18231658
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>>18230319
I got heatstroke at the end of a brutal 12-hour shift last night.
I thought I'd been pretty good at drinking but looking back I actually ate nothing all day and old drank water and Pepsi Max, so that comes to zero calories and zero grams of salt while the sweat was running off me in rivets. Pretty fucking stupid of me.
Puked in the dishpit, which I guess isn't the worst place to do it in a kitchen.
The problem with heatstroke is that you NEED to hydrate but it's impossible to keep anything down. Made for a long miserable night and I would not recommend it.

>> No.18231675
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>>18227893
Can this be achieved natto?

>> No.18231688
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>>18228725
I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.18231698

>>18231658
Get culled

>> No.18231699

>>18231675
Need me a coffee bot in my life

>> No.18231701

>>18217180
that has to be one of the best rube-goldberg contraptions i've ever seen, complete with a reliable toddler element

>> No.18231716

>>18226580
Sit cross legged. Constantly. You'll get there eventually.
t. doing it right now

>> No.18231742

>>18225512
A grill setting on fire is no big deal, nor is a pan setting on fire. That second guy pissed me off though. He was literally LITERALLY pouring oil onto his gas stove. What the fuck.

>> No.18231746

>>18228766
Baked avocados is the worst way to eat them.

>> No.18231766

>>18225512
the oil fires I understand, the hamburgers and the spitroast... how? Were they marinaded in lighter fluid?

>> No.18231770

>>18225553
It's Chinese.

>> No.18231792

>>18228771
>The recipe is a secret.
They whip the shit out of the eggs and steam them in a pan.

>> No.18231833
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>>18231612
yes but not canned hotdogs with German labeling, its just not a thing in America

>> No.18231835

>>18229509
What does a mutt know about foreskins? Probably as much as he knows about healthcare and being ruled by people of the same faith as he.

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>>18218505

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>>18225522
yep

>> No.18231890

>>18218505
Is Jack still alive?

>> No.18231912

>>18231881
i like the way he keeps flinging those things into the hot oil and spashing it everywhere

>> No.18232322
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>>18231912

>> No.18232387

>>18230341
>london

>> No.18232390

>>18222090
>when he inserts the dryer in the chicken
oh god, how is he so consistently wrong abut everything he does

>> No.18232704

>>18226949
Imagine the succ

>> No.18232737

>>18232322
ah yes nice and cold oil

>> No.18233016
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>> No.18233183

>>18231881
If he's that worried about getting hot oil on his hands, why not use tongs?

>> No.18233226

>>18217068
what was the point of sifting it if it was weighed and then immediately mixed with wet ingredients anyway?

>> No.18233238

>>18218225
>chink doing chink stuff

>> No.18233241

>>18232737
It's better to cook with cold oil so it doesn't burn things it splashes on.

>> No.18233253

>>18233226
To removes clumps so it mixes better.

>> No.18233284

>>18225371
she clearly wants some BWC

>> No.18233365

>>18232322
>Tests if oil is hot
>It's not
>Puts steak in anyway

>> No.18233371

>>18233238
Looks white to me

>> No.18233823

>>18217181
>Customer states: vehicle will no longer shift into park, sudden onset, not his problem.

>> No.18233865
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>>18233183
He don't know how to use tongs

>> No.18233937

>>18226805
Average german friday night

>> No.18233961

>>18228716
What's the point of using the meme knife to cut the avacado if you're just gonna use a metal spoon anyway

>> No.18234017

>>18220666
No it's not. See that after his first bite it's missing from all the way around the sandwich? He bit in and it pulled away from the sandwich. He's an old man and forgot to remove it.

>> No.18234071

>>18226785
I'm not even going to watch this one

>> No.18234086

>>18233183
>If he's that worried about getting hot oil on his hands, why not use tongs?
he is not what anyone would call a smart man

>> No.18234137
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>> No.18234249

>>18228719
this is high iq

>> No.18234401

>>18226785
Instant fight or flight response trigger.

>> No.18234472

>>18217068
looks like low quality toutons

>> No.18234490

>>18226805
>>18226822
Hehehe

>> No.18234526

>>18225371
Why is her facial structure so Caucasoid??
She's literally just like my Japanese animes

>> No.18234530

>>18226785
i sm panicing

>> No.18234573

>>18230040
That's because they're Pakistani, genius

>> No.18234578

>>18225553
Stupid redneck, it's Laoshan.

>> No.18234596

>>18233365
He does it intentionally for views

you wouldn't watch this stuff if he just cooked like a human, you watch it because he's a fucking train wreck

>> No.18234613

>>18231658
I wish this was a full anime.

>> No.18234625

>>18231658
Got I fucking hate chink cartoons, the faggy overly exaggerated and animated facial expressions and reactions to everything makes me legitimately angry.

>> No.18234629

>>18233016
>beans
I fucking hate bongs so much

>> No.18234638

>>18230339
That chicken looks entirely unseasoned, wtf that’s gross

>> No.18234665

>>18230339
I’ve never ever gotten adding cold shredded iceberg lettuce and uncooked unseasoned tomatoes to stuff. My mother in law eats her burgers with just lettuce and tomato on it and it’s gross.

>> No.18234686
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egg

>> No.18234713

I need the webm of someone trying to cute carrots very badly, like they're almost about to chop off a finger. Think it's Jack

>> No.18234715

>>18230339
>buy corn tortillas for $1 from the meat market
>fry those fuckers up

>> No.18234734

>>18234526
ethiopian

>> No.18234907

>>18226199
It just keeps getting worse and worse. How in the fuck is a human supposed to eat that

>> No.18234913

>>18234713
I know the one but it's clearly a woman, not Ja/ck/

>> No.18234924

>>18225391
God I hate chinks so much. The very definition of low T

>> No.18234927

>>18225371
>is one of the most beautiful black women I've ever seen due to the fact that she has zero distinguishing black features
Yep

>> No.18235033

>>18234686
how

>> No.18235075

>>18224769
>how many sugars in the pepsi
>thinks its 5
>is actually 4
no wonder why this thing is in peak shape

>> No.18235119

>>18228716
why do this when you can take a bite of da egg then a bite of da nikocado

>> No.18235230

>>18225391
Fucking lmao

>> No.18236048
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>>18227886
>>18230333
>airlock bubbler
but, this is what i use to make alcohol...

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>> No.18236554

>>18228790
mmm microplastics

>> No.18236790

>>18225848
>>18225371
She's attractive because she has White facial features.

>> No.18236797

>>18230308
Lmao obese fuck, it's nothing to be proud of.

>> No.18236891

>>18218813
I'd use my gf's worn nylons for it

>> No.18236915
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>>18234625
I'm the one who posted it and I completely agree with it.
Always reminds me of the theory about autists loving the Sonic cartoon because the emotions were so exaggerated and therefore easier to read. I can believe that all weebs have the same thing going on with the animes.

>> No.18236925
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>>18234713

>> No.18236944

>>18224017
Benidorm is wonderful this time of year isn't it

>> No.18237090
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>>18218420
>>18218505
>>18222062

>> No.18237113
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>>18237090
webm thread, itoddler

>> No.18237144

>>18224725
Anglos are the most disgusting race that ever lived. Stay away from the kitchen. And kys

>> No.18237174

>>18221630
Wow the British get shit like this but Americans can't have a double down?

>> No.18237183

>>18225261
Body type wise: Is this the same guy who does a weeb dance in front of class and hurts himself?

>> No.18237276

>>18237174
I can answer that.

I tested a double down back when they came out. My assessment was that when served fresh it was torte waiting to happen if some dumbass bit right into the thing. Or gave it to their kid. Those things got McApple Pie kinds of hot.

>> No.18237332

>>18237174
this isn't bonglish or i would have tried one
assuming its australian

>> No.18237385

>>18237174
>>18237276
>>18237332
Singapore. Also it's easy to make, just get a chicken sandwich, a hash brown, and curry sauce

>> No.18237411

>>18237385
You don't expect me to COOK do you? Fuck out of here, this is a fast food board

>> No.18237452

>>18237385
where the fuck do you buy concave hash browns

>> No.18237475

>>18236915
an abomination

>> No.18237485

>>18233937
Arbeit macht Frei

>> No.18237539

>>18236915
i do not enjoy dishes prepared tableside at regular restaurants. absolutely asinine

>> No.18237544

>>18236790

You're faceblind. Clearly she has African and Asian features. I don't see a single white feature on her you mongoloid.

>> No.18237551

>>18237544
>a single white feature on her
attractiveness

>> No.18237554

>>18228714
all i see is an egg-colored prolapsed asshole

>> No.18237555
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>> No.18237576

>>18224068
Have none of those people ever carved a chicken before?
What gordon those there is nothing extraordinary

>> No.18237582

>>18226822

>Constant sound of rushing water
>Boat sways to and fro
>Tray full of freshly caught scallops waiting to be shucked
>Seeing how quickly you can shuck them while the boat carries on.

I'm sure it's high pressure when he's not shuckin' but that right there is comfy as fuck.

>> No.18237614

>>18230565
>Americans are absolutely unhinged about the thought of being filmed in public places
Feels kinda weird with all the free speech stuff you've got in your constitution.
>Also, anybody remember the YouTuber that recorded people on purpose inside establishments to trigger them?
Surveillance Camera Man and CCTV Experiment. They're trying to make a point about surveillance cameras.

>> No.18237623
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>>18226840
>filename

>> No.18237653

>>18231511
>>18231580
>>18231612
>>18231833
Guys shes a literal meme in germany.
Shes german, we have people like her but this was also overplayed for the sake of reality TV
Her Nickname was "Dome die Schoko-Elfe" which translates to "Dome the Chocolate-Fairy" the show she appeared on was called "Family Stories"

>> No.18237673

>>18236915
Surely that's what it is.

>> No.18237815

>>18221611
prolapsed angus

>> No.18237825

>>18221630
Want more brown with your brown?

>> No.18237847

>>18227893
>>18227886
>Sugar
>Vodka
This vile being is making fish liqueur. I've done the same thing with berries

>> No.18237888

>>18225533
staged

>> No.18237891

>>18230308
>underweight
I dont think so

>> No.18237898

>>18221887
This video took 3 years to make because V1 of the contraption killed the original child before it could yank on the cord.

>> No.18237905

>>18224068
Stop filming the onlookers.
Stop changing camera every 2 seconds.

>> No.18237916

>>18237576
Yeah, I don't get it. Most of it is about finding the joints to cut, and that's done by feel anyway. I'm always more impressed by Martin Yan doing it in 18 seconds while describing everything he's doing.

>> No.18237920

>>18225161
That looks like Amber Heard in five years.

>> No.18237922

>>18236925
Now that's a bitch who doesn't deserve to still have all of her fingers if I've ever seen one

>> No.18237926

>>18236790
>>18237544
>>18237551
The key here is that literally any way of diluting the african genes is a recipe for attractiveness.

>> No.18237939

>>18236915
If I went to a restaurant and had to sit through this bullshit I would just get up and leave. God I wanna punch this dude in the side of the head until he pukes.

>> No.18237951

>>18230339
You don't need to fry them until they're completely crisp. They'll stay pliable long enough to take them out of the oil and drape them over a form.

>> No.18237957

>>18231874
Why wouldn't you brown the meat and veggies first?

>> No.18237967

>>18236925
>those hands
>ohhhhhh

>> No.18238027

>>18228706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5G1lr61VQ

>> No.18238088
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>> No.18238139

>>18238088
He will never be a woman.

>> No.18238304

>>18235033
sell

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>>18218505

>> No.18238373

>>18217089
Every time I see this it makes me want to fucking heave

>> No.18238866

>>18234526
All other human groups are just subsets of Africans.

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>>18238866
Incredibly wrong and retarded.

>> No.18239269

>>18237113
Anon iPhones have been able to see webms for a while now

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