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18214282 No.18214282 [Reply] [Original]

sliced white bread, ketchup and a slice of american cheese toasted counts as pizza.

>> No.18214285

no it doesn't

>> No.18214288

>>18214282
that's a nice vegetable, anon.

>> No.18214359

>>18214282
I feel like if the right bread, the right cheese and pizza sauce, it could.

>> No.18214379

>>18214282
I mean think Texas toast with butter. a generous spoonful of pizza sauce. Then two slices of provolone. All melty and cooked to perfection.

>> No.18214385

>>18214282
Yeah, it's Wonder Bread pizza. Like French bread pizza, but with Wonder Bread instead.

>> No.18214689

>>18214282
it counts as pizza in the same way that you count as human

>> No.18214783

OP IS A SCHEDULED POST AND DOES NOT RESPOND, REPORT FOR LOW QUALITY AND CARRY ON, THIS SHIT WILL END SOON

>> No.18216414

>>18214282
Add some italian seasoning and you're right.

>> No.18217006
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18217006

Pizza is just a broiled open sandwich

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>>18217006
how does that look like a pizza to you?

>> No.18217826

>>18217006
thats the chicken gyro you absolute newfag

>> No.18217857

>>18214783
sir, you seem unwell

>> No.18218979

>>18217347
>>18217826
IT'S PIZZA IN MY MIND

>> No.18220609
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18220609

Used sourdough bread, butter, provolone cheese pizza sauce and two olives. Didn't work. Sourdough bread and provolone taste bad together.

>> No.18220618

>>18214282
>sliced white bread, ketchup and a slice of american cheese toasted counts as pizza.

Substitute a couple spoonfuls of spaghetti sauce from a jar instead of ketchup, and I ate so many of those as a kid and also it was all it took to make me truly happy.

How can I go back?

>> No.18220623
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18220623

does this count

>> No.18220625

>>18220618
Get put in prison. It's the same as being a child; your personal freedom is limited so you better appreciate the tiny pleasures you manage to eke out.

>> No.18220641

My ban ended, lol.

>> No.18221485

>>18214282
Sir, taht's a sandwich

>> No.18221511

>>18220623
Yes.
I used to do that a lot with salami and prego on bread.

It was the best.

>> No.18221571

>>18214282
I make pizza in my airfyer with tortilla,cheese and sauce.

>> No.18221636

>>18214282
Well that's about as authentic Italian as you can get.

>> No.18221832

>>18214282
You joke but when I was 5 I made this exact thing for my dad to eat when he came home from work. Poor guy did it too.

>>18217006
Obligatory "biblically accurate pizza" reply

>> No.18222475

>>18220623

it looks well seasoned

>>18221571

actually recipe please?

>> No.18223075

>preheat oven
>good bread
>salami / good ham
>cheese
>into the oven
>few mins until the whole kitchen smells good
love that shit

>> No.18223150

>>18214282
Pretty much what Chicago deep dish consists of.
Fucking abomination.

>> No.18223761

It’s not pizza but it’s probably fine