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18213907 No.18213907 [Reply] [Original]

All borger should be smash borgers (no exceptions)

>> No.18213909

I disagree

>> No.18213918

Smash burgy, is just a "fuck you" burgy
why would i wanna eat a sandwich somebody else gets to smoosh/smash...

>> No.18213924
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>>18213907
I agree

>> No.18213966

>>18213907
No, a quarter-pound patty creates the perfect thickness for a backyard burger. Anything bigger cooks too slow and you end up with burnt nastiness, and anything smaller cooks too fast and creates some dry ass bullshit.

Smash burgers are the next best thing when you can't use the grill. They are a nice substitute for the carcinogenic taste you get from a backyard burger, but it doesn't truly replace the flame-broiled taste.

>> No.18213970

>>18213907
Can you explain to me what a smash burger is?
I saw one at a '50s style diner but I had no idea what it was supposed to be, so I just got a chili cheese dog with a smokie instead of a hotdog.

>> No.18213974

>>18213970
It is a normal burger, but a 400lb lady sits on the patty and rubs her butt into it

>> No.18213987

>>18213974
i will never order a smash burger
thank you for your explanation Anon Y. Mous

>> No.18213997

>>18213974
ho

>> No.18214126

no le epic meme burger for me, thanks

>> No.18214162

>>18213907
>can i haz?
>can i haz?
>do not want if no smashed
The demands never end with you lot, do they?

>> No.18214410

>>18213907
yeah smash burgers are great but due to their small size you need 4-6 to make a good meal

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>> No.18214939

>>18214412
Not fat enough

>> No.18215688

>>18213924
>why is it screaming

>> No.18215691

>>18214939
Agreed.

>> No.18215759

>>18215688
If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing.

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hamburger

>> No.18215909
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18215909

>Amerilards too lazy to smash their own burgers

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I CANT SMASH

>> No.18217227

>>18213907
You're a black retard faggot and you should be ashamed.

>> No.18218467

>>18213907
>(no exceptions)
any burger is better than no burger